Crosstalk: Set Rules On Stage, Set New Graves Below Stage

Chapter 3

“You still want to fly.”

Luan Yunping was so frightened that he blurted out in a stressful manner regardless of the words or words, and the whole person was pulled on the edge of the table.

“You’d better follow the words, this is my first show.” Wang Hepeng showed dissatisfaction.

“This stuff has to be plausible. If you can’t, you should stay away from me. I’m afraid you will explode and splash my blood. What a scientist or a scientist.”

“I said that I am a scientist because of my resourceful, talented, outstanding, and outstanding talent? Don’t you believe it?”

“Call!”

Soon after saying a few words, the hearts of the audience in the audience were completely caught by Wang Hepeng.

Pieces of sorrows came, many of them mixed with laughter.

The current venue is completely heated up, and it is increasing one after another.

Guo Degang felt completely relieved when he saw this place, and for the time being, he didn’t interview the own apprentices, and contacted Yu Xian about their situation.

Wang Hepeng has already been on the scene at the beginning, and no one will come. Today, Deyun Club really got into an accident.

Wang Hepeng couldn’t see this scene, and continued to play on stage, “Believe it or not. Anyway, my Master believes in me. At that time, I joined Deyun Club and I was the happiest Master.

My education is high!

Still a scientist, made up for the regret of his low academic qualifications.

Then I told my Master that I want to do research because this is my job. The Master agreed without saying a word. ”

“What research, can you talk about it?”

“Research coal!”

“No! What can be studied about this coal.”

This passage is completely alive, and all the audience can hear it, paying attention, no matter what.

They think that at least this opening work is definitely worth the price, and this newcomer does not lose the hot crosstalk actor before.

Just wonder why Guo Degang didn’t praise him?

This proper ability.

If you hold it a few years earlier, with this demeanor and stability, it will be a proper role in the future!

“Are you a scientist?” Wang Hepeng retorted Luan Yunping at this time.

Luan Yunping shook her head, “Then I am not, I am a cross talk actor.”

“That’s not enough. This coal has research value, so when the Master knew that I was studying this, he was so happy that he walked around in the Deyun Club every day, looking forward to my research.”

“Okay! Master has short legs, don’t go, or you have to fall into the pit again.”

The stubborn stubbornness drew another wave of laughter.

Wang Hepeng continued, “The Master expects me to study coal better, so that he can count coal and play with it in the winter, and he won’t lose any scum after counting.”

“Master has never seen coal either.”

“Unfortunately!”

“What’s wrong!”

“When the Master was about to enter my research base, the coal suddenly exploded, torn apart, and the whole room was everywhere.”

“No! Can coal blow up?”

“This is my research, or how am I a scientist.”

“Well, what about later.”

“Later?” Wang Hepeng looked at the expectant gazes from the stage, showing a look of regret, “Of course I went to save my Master later, and the apprentices of any discipline rushed over.

But as soon as I entered, everyone was dumbfounded. ”

“problem occurs?”

“Yes! Something happened! Master…too dark!!”

Wang Hepeng uttered these words with all his strength, especially black, wishing that all the accents fell on him, stomping his feet and speaking.

The following laughed so much that people turned their backs on their horses. How could Guo Degang and the others not know him, he is generally recognized as Fatty.

This apprentice is afraid it’s not going to rebel.

Dare to say so.

“Everyone.” Wang Hepeng still didn’t let go. “The house is full of coal, and dozens of seniors have searched in a room of tens of square meters for half an hour and haven’t found it.”

“Finally, I figured out a way.”

“I asked dozens of seniors to wait, and then I went to find a stick. Stabbed one by one.”

“How can I find the Master.”

“You don’t understand this. The one that does not move is the coal, and the one who makes the ouch is the Master. You can’t go wrong.”

Hahaha!

“Talent!”

Countless viewers were laughing wildly, and there was already a picture in their minds.

There was thunderous applause.

After the applause subsided a little, Wang Hepeng continued to speak.

“At that time, Master knew that my research was impossible, and gave me a few slaps without saying anything.”

“You should fight, too. If you dare to tell the truth, it’s not dead.”

“Who said no! At that time, the few hits given to me by jumping up really hurt my knees for a few days.”