Crosstalk: Set Rules On Stage, Set New Graves Below Stage

Chapter 35

In the backstage, Guo Degang was dressed in a black lab coat, rarely in a daze on a chair.

I thought about a lot of questions.

If there are problems with both of these apprentices, it will be really difficult for Deyun to make a big deal.

After all, all the resources have been smashed on them, and when something happens, De Yun will enter a trough.

But now the only thing that reassures him is Wang Hepeng.

The child is very practical, so he has a rope hanging in his heart now.

In any case, Guo De just started to shift the target a bit, and resources are being used on this child.

A business performance does not mean the end.

“Don’t be stunned, get ready to go on stage.”

Yu Xian came over at this time and called Guo Degang in a daze.

As soon as Guo De looked up, his expression instantly became cheerful, “Oh! So soon, are the children finished?”

“Isn’t this of course? What are you doing here? Could it be that Cao Yun was surprised?”

“I’m a little worried, but don’t think about it now, I’m going to prepare.”

Simply tidy up, and Guo Degang is about to take the stage and call the curtain together.

The general audience can see crosstalk actors on stage amusing everyone, but no one knows what is hidden behind the smile, there is no way, this is what an actor should do.

Never bring your emotions to the stage.

This is disrespectful.

Even if the house collapsed a second ago, I had to laugh on the stage.

Clearly.

All the actors came to the last link together.

Guo Degang and Yu Xian are still the backbones, standing on both sides of the table on the stage, and Wang Hepeng is naturally standing in the middle.

This scene gave the audience a similar feeling.

As for the curtain call, it is actually a return.

The actors come up to show up one by one, then sing or tease something, and then end.

“Thank you everyone for being able to come to today’s venue. It is not easy. And this venue is also a business performance by my apprentice Wang Hepeng. It is not easy. Ten years of hard work under the stage.

It has been a blockbuster so far, thanks to the support of food parents. ”

“It’s amazing, you don’t know yet, or I will scold you a few more words.” Wang Hepeng stood by and stubborn.

“Drink! I have a shovel.”

Just as he said something, Wang Hepeng’s sudden stubbornness made a lot of people laugh.

I saw Guo De just started looking for the shovel before.

“Okay! I was less scolded just now than you.” Yu Xian followed.

Hearing Guo Degang’s contented look, “Yes! Okay, I’m balanced.”

“What! Is this balanced? Co-authors are all in vain.”

With a simple tease, the place gradually burst into laughter.

Guo Degang also spoke with the laughter, “This child is totally supported by the audience. Since it is such a support, it also has the strength to support it. I will give you a question for the child, and you can get it right.

Even if you can, after this performance, you will be divided into six cents. ”

“No! Just this little money sent me?” Wang Hepeng stood by and shook his head, very dissatisfied with the price.

Guo Degang looked up, “What do you want?”

“Add 50 cents!”

“No, you can add two cents at most.”

“That’s all right! As long as you can tell me, I can talk to you.”

Yu Yan: “Hey! Look at the promise of these two men.”

“What’s the matter? Is this less? I’m talking to my apprentice, what’s the matter with you.” Guo Degang heard the sound and deliberately made a messy look, questioning Yu Xian.

Yu Xian took the white cloth on the table and wiped his hands. “You said, I won’t make trouble.”

“Really, you are a nuisance.”

Guo Degang withdrew his gaze from Yu Xian, looked at Wang Hepeng, and coughed, “Listen well. My upper couplet is: In the mountains of the two apes broken wood, the little monkey grandson dare to saw it (sentence)!”

“Hey?”

As soon as Wang Hepeng heard it, he suddenly let out a loud noise. After seeing Uncle Yu, he immediately leaned against him.

“Master, you help me understand, is my Master scolding me here?”

“Aren’t you stupid? This is just cursing you, isn’t this all the little monkey grandson?”

Wang Hepeng nodded, thinking about the situation, “Then I don’t understand, I’m all a monkey grandson, so the Master who taught me, is that still a human?”

“screw you!”

With a snap, Guo Degang turned his wrist, picked up the fan on the table and followed Wang Hepeng’s head, “Just ask you, can you be right, can’t be right, go down and find a place to play by yourself.

And this is a story for me.

It’s about two people cutting wood in the mountains, and they left after cutting the wood.

The two little monkeys saw it, learning human movements and sawing things clearly. ”

“That’s it! You let me think about it.” Wang Hepeng kept thinking about where he was hit on his head.

After a few seconds, he patted his hands.

“Yes. Master, your Shanglian is in the mountains of the two apes and broken wood. The little monkey grandson would dare to saw it (sent)?”

“Yes, that’s right!”

“That’s OK, I’ll give it to you! How can an old beast get out of the mud when a horse stumbles (question)!”

“Hua! You two are going to die on stage today.”

As soon as Wang Hepeng’s sentence came out, all the brothers on the stage panicked, and they all looked at Master’s face.

There was a loud noise in the audience.

Don’t they understand?

Guo Degang said that Wang Hepeng was a little monkey, just cursing and something before revenge.

Good guy, Wang Hepeng is an old beast directly, especially the three words for old beasts are also accented.

It’s a terrible spurt of scolding.

No one in the audience could not hear clearly.

The noise is loud but the blockbuster explodes.

There are even applauded.

I just think Wang Hepeng is too able to say.

Scolding oneself, Master, the old beast has no one in his life, and no one to come after.

As for the stage, Yu Xian is even more explosive. These two men are really crazy, why are they holding them all of a sudden?

Guo Degang reluctantly laughed, looking at Wang Hepeng who had already run away two or three meters away in the laughter just now.

“What are you doing? Child? Go so far? Can the audience hear you? Come back? I won’t kill you.”

“Can we discuss one thing?”

“What’s the matter?” Guo Degang asked cordially, with a smile on his face, but it made people look cold all the time.

“I don’t want the money. Did I fail to say that just now?”

“Do you think it can be done? It’s okay, you won’t lose a few pieces of meat when you come back.”

“Whatever you want, you can’t catch me with short legs anyway. I understand why there is such a long gap between the stage and the audience. It is for me to run.”

“The apprentices catch him!”

Unable to stop, Guo Degang shouted, and the apprentice behind him moved instantly.

Scattered everywhere.

The audience was vigorous, so lively, screams were constant.

Only when I finally caught it did I really begin to sing the curtain call.

Wang Hepeng himself knew that it wouldn’t work if he didn’t do it this way. First of all, the atmosphere during the previous performance was too high.

The curtain call was calm and quiet, and the audience was absolutely unhappy to see one in their hearts.

After so much trouble, the last little song ends.

The entire business performance of 5,000 people finally ended.

But when the curtain fell, when the word De Yun appeared, the applause still did not stop.

All the audience felt that the fare was too worthwhile. .