Crosstalk: Set Rules On Stage, Set New Graves Below Stage

Chapter 7

Guo Degang’s shout almost caught up with Xiaofan, his voice was loud and loud.

That is to say, all the audience boiled.

“Haha! Wang Hepeng will finally be retributed.”

“I’ve been looking forward to this scene since the first scene, good guy, I’ve been looking forward to it for a few hours.”

“Wang Hepeng, it is estimated that his knees have been beaten up now.”

“This newcomer is so funny, the fare is so worth it.”

Before seeing anyone, there are countless people calling Wang Hepeng’s name.

After experiencing the first scene, they kept looking forward to the scene where the two confronted each other.

This actor really has to do with his Master infinitely.

The laughter and cheers in the audience continued for a while.

Not for a while.

At the Tianjin venue, all the actors who have performed have gradually walked backstage and stepped onto the stage.

This coat is also a bit particular about dressing. Generally, actors are in black, gray, blue, and blue.

Only when horns, strength and status can be embroidered on the gown that is slightly less eye-catching.

As for the color, the newcomer is not well-known and can take a look at the brightly colored coat.

When Wang Hepeng came to power for the first time, he also wore a blue coat in accordance with this rule.

But when the actors were all there, only Wang Hepeng’s blue coat did not appear.

Guo Degang glanced away, his short stature was startled, and he deliberately expressed anger.

“Where is Wang Hepeng? Where is the man?”

Not far from Guo Degang, Guo Qiling stepped forward with serious eyes and whispered: “Dad! Then the kid who scolded you ran away, we can’t catch it.”

“What! Run away! I’ll find it, you’re just waiting here.”

Guo De was too angry.

The two sleeves were rolled up on the net, exposing the white edge of the road, and the underside of the coat was tucked, revealing two short legs.

Just beating the momentum.

Seeing the movement, Yu Xian quickly grabbed Guo Degang’s arm and directly persuaded him.

“Degang, it won’t happen! It won’t happen! He is your apprentice. He played for the first time, and he was a good example of him.”

“What!” Guo Degang yelled again, “You don’t have a backache when you stand and talk, brother, I can bear whatever he says.

He said that I can’t reach the beams when I hang myself. ”

Striding straight forward, Guo Degang could not be seen on the stage for a while.

This scene caused countless people’s aunt who showed her face to smile, but soon a blue figure immediately attracted the attention of 100% of the audience.

Because who else appeared from the other side was Wang Hepeng.

The appearance was sneaky, and he reached the microphone next to Yu Yan in three or two steps.

But there was no opening.

But first slowly turned up the microphone.

Hahaha!

It caused a burst of laughter, because it was Guo Degang’s microphone next to Yu Yan.

The height speaks for itself.

Yu Xian couldn’t help but couldn’t help but waved his hand quickly, “Okay, don’t adjust and use mine, where did you come out. If your Master finds you, you will have a grave when you go down.”

Wang Hepeng raised the microphone, looked around, and whispered, “Master is down?”

“Of course, I went to you, you don’t need to be afraid now!” Yu Xian held it subconsciously.

“Fear of him! Who is he?”

Wang Hepeng showed an unruly appearance, and shouted at the figure of Guo Degang who had left, then banged, slapped the table with a big hand and made a loud noise.

Shocked, Yu Xian irritated, and directly spoke an swear word.

“Ouch, shit!”

Not only was the audience unable to laugh in this scene, but the actors behind was also a sensation.

Yu Xian and Guo Degang are both older generations, and they are really the first people to be able to scare Yu Xian into this way.

And Luan Yunping behind him really knows the feelings of Uncle Yu best now.

“It’s not that I said you, can you not learn from you, Master was surprised, you are trying to scare me to death.”

“I’m sorry, I’m sorry! Uncle, I’ll tell you a secret, count as an apology!”

“Secret? What secret.”

After a while, Yu Xian was also better.

Can not help but become curious.

Wang Hepeng pretended to be mysterious and acted very well. Yu Xian was frightened by the side, but he also knew that the curtain call this time was a lively event.

With the secret, the audience watching Wang Hepeng became more stable and looked forward to it.

“Everyone, tell you, the height of my Master announced on the Internet is fake!”

“How can this be seen?”

Yu Xian asked what the audience wanted to ask.

“Then I will tell you, don’t help me Master afterwards.”

“Row!”

“That’s good.”

Wang Hepeng sneered, his eyes still drifting from side to side, for fear of someone coming up.

“I don’t want to hide it from you guys. I discovered this secret just now. I walked more than 30 steps from the side to the center. And just now, I, Master, I counted.

More than fifty steps! Good guy, Master’s legs are half shorter than mine.

I have to amputate from my knee to reach the height of the Master.

I think the height of the Master should be reduced by 1.2 meters. ”

“If you subtract one meter two, is that still a human being! Alright, let yourself be more active.”

Ha ha!

What Wang Hepeng wants to say, how could the audience not understand that they really have nothing to do with this Wang Hepeng.

Just then.

Suddenly there was an audience in the front row catering to the atmosphere, and suddenly wanted to ask: “You have hurt your Master so much. Are you okay in your Master’s heart? You have to set up a grave when you go down.”

Wang Hepeng waved his hand, “How is it possible? Master is very big. Master said that I am the second of the best comedians he has ever seen.”

Audience: “Who is the first.”

Wang Hepeng cast aside Guo Qiling with his eyes.

“Guo Qiling!”

“As for him, what can Lao Guo do? Isn’t he just a cross talker? He has the ability to take away my characters. I, Wang Hepeng, every crane character, hey, the name Wang Peng is also nice.”

“Cow!” The audience couldn’t help but praised.

As for the brothers behind him, all the cold sweat kings wiped their hands, this Wang Hepeng was really too courageous, and so relaxed.

That’s it.

Suddenly a little black Fatty figure appeared, pointing to Wang Hepeng and shouting loudly, “You can’t die!”

With a small whirlwind with lightning, Guo Degang ran to the microphone from the backstage without saying a word.

See the distance.

There are really many viewers, and they actually said it well. It really took more than 50 steps to praise Wang Hepeng as a talent.

In order to dig a grave for myself, all the details have been calculated.

This is because my own grave is not new enough.

“I’m going! I have to run.” Wang Hepeng was frightened when he saw Guo De just coming over, or else he was still a human being.

“Call!”

The audience immediately came over with a sigh.

“Aren’t you afraid?”

Wang Hepeng is plausible here, “I’m not afraid, I’m not stupid, this stage is full of his people, how can I fight.”

Seeing Wang Hepeng about to run, Guo Degang felt unable to catch up and shouted.

“Brother Xi, grab this kid, I ask you to burn your head.”.