Crosstalk: Set Rules On Stage, Set New Graves Below Stage

Chapter 71

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“It’s inside!”

Yue Yunpeng: “Eight Immortals, a kiln bottle, Lang ware bowl, Gu Yuexuan’s fruit plate, and a hardwood Eight Immortals table with a rosewood master chair on one side. Look at the wall and it’s right. It’s even more amazing, with a flashing bed and a flashing mattress.”

“I’m all peeing on the kang, right?”

“What is the urine kang!”

“You only talk about celebrity calligraphy and painting.”

“Are these still missing? The beauty, the landscape, the fan, the pair, and the bamboo are not made by famous artists. There are also Qianlong imperial pens in the main hall.”

“This is written.”

“Extreme sensing, Enron Zhang Xing.”

“Hi! Is this written by Qianlong?”

Yue Yunpeng: “Don’t worry about it. During the day, everyone in the family went to work, and there was no one in the house. But when it got dark, they came back, neon flickering, bright lights, and many friends visiting. There are great friends for talking and laughing. Bai Ding.

There are also many Big sis Little Sisters at Zero20, each of them is very beautiful, and they don’t wear much clothes. In addition, the guests who came to the door had good calligraphy, and wrote a plaque and hung in it, revealing four characters. ”

“Oh? Family fun?”

“Heaven on earth.”

“I can go to you.”

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Chich Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi!

The applause continued.

Yue Yunpeng and his partner both bowed and stepped down.

At the curtain, suddenly seeing Wang Hepeng, he was actually very worried.

“Hepeng, how about this break?”

“It’s okay! Now you should practice the basic skills well. When the time comes, you will naturally become red.”

In a word, Yue Yunpeng was at a loss for words.

Looking at Wang Hepeng strangely.

He has never thought about being popular. After all, he still feels somewhat inferior in his heart, and his experience is not good.

At that time, I can make a little money and make ends meet.

But he also nodded, said thank you, and immediately walked to the backstage without getting in his way.

Accompanied by the end of Yue Yunpeng.

The host once again went on stage to report to the next program.

“Next, please enjoy the cross talk brought by Wang Hepeng and Luan Yunping! “I am the underworld”!”

Simply finish a sentence.

The host immediately stepped down.

But the audience below was puzzled.

Because this is new.

Although they know the program, they still find it fun to hear it now.

Just hearing the name is so.

They couldn’t know Wang Hepeng’s typhoon more clearly. With this name, it really deserves it.

Chich Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi!

Another welcome applause rang out. In the applause, Wang Hepeng and Luan Yunping seized the spot and stepped onto the stage.

bow!

The etiquette is equally good.

Wait for the applause to stop.

Wang Hepeng spoke slowly and made a little tease.

“Just now, everyone knows that person, with a big butt and round face, that is, Yue Yunpeng, who I said was robbing my partner, and now I don’t know what happened to that dog.

It’s a pity that I didn’t see it on stage just now. ”

“It’s a pity that it didn’t work with you? Is it so worried?”

Wang Hepeng got the hang of it, and Luan Yunping turned it over.

The audience burst into laughter.

Suddenly, Wang Hepeng and Luan Yunping were once again pulled into their own rhythm.

Crosstalk after chapter is different, and the audience needs the actor’s ability to listen continuously to draw them in.

“It’s okay! I don’t care, you can make do with it!”

“Is this human? Use me as a tool.”

Wang Hepeng stretched out his hand to soothe Luan Yunping, and continued to speak.

“Okay, let’s not talk about it, it’s all over. Just now the one was called Yue Yunpeng, and the performance was not easy. Someone said, Wang Hepeng, isn’t this your special? Why can’t you keep talking?

This must be answered. ”

Luan Yunping: “Yes! You have to explain!”

“Let the rest of the senior brothers play.

The first is to show off experience and show a face, and it is also a waste of time for us.

A cross talk takes an average of half an hour, and it is forty minutes or fifty minutes long.

If the two games are repeated, it will be almost an hour and a half to add to it, which is not easy. ”

“Replace it. Let’s rest for a while, everyone understands.”

These two sentences are very serious, and they are just for explanation.

In the next second, Wang Hepeng started gradually, “Then someone asked again, why do you need to care so much about rest when you are so young and only in your twenties?”

“why!”

“Actually, this is very simple, all because of our Master.”

“Oh? Are there any rules for the Master?”

“No! I’m afraid I’ll talk too much. I’ll go ahead of the Master. I have to start to maintain health and take more rest.”

“Well! This is not enough, how old you are, Master will definitely go ahead of us.”

Hearing this, Wang Hepeng’s expression was stunned, looking at Luan Yunping, he happily began to laugh first, “Congratulations! Mr. Luan, Master Luan, you have already started………..This is. Good start.”

“What started, I really didn’t stop you.”

Hahahahaha!

The audience couldn’t help it anymore, and the laughter never stopped.

These things have not yet entered life at all, just chatting with the audience.

Luan Yunping was also unprepared, so she spoke subconsciously.

As a result, he said.

The last sentence was spoken from the bottom of my heart.

Not a line.

When the laughter was almost the same, Wang Hepeng was able to catch it and continued to speak.

“Actually, it’s very different now from before. Many young people are doing too eagerly. With the irregular life, a lot of them go first.

I am also worried because of this. ”

“Oh! You have to pay attention to it. A good body is more important than anything else.”

“Yes! But then again, I was worried when I thought that I would be gone.”

“worry about what.”

“Worry about not benefiting the audience and the people.”

“Just scold the Master every day and bring benefits to the people.”

Many people smiled upon hearing this.

This is the truth, Wang Hepeng has nothing else but to scold the Master.

Wang Hepeng became dissatisfied.

“You are really annoying. Why can’t I make it? Be happy to serve the people!

Which industry is beneficial to the people now?

Walking on the street, let me stand here, three teachers, men and women, young and old, no matter what the industry, his work is good for the society.

Even if it is said that a man who drives a cart to deliver food, hits the suburbs to the outskirts to catch a big cart with a thousand catties of cabbage, and the animals run with a big whip. How tired, slap, drive! WOWOWO he is tired, but he is very happy.

You look very boring, what’s the matter? WOWOWO! ! ”

Luan Yunping nodded: “It’s just driving the car!”

“Yes! But if we didn’t have them before, could we eat fresh food?”

“That’s! It’s not easy!”

“I looked at them and admired them in my heart. As soon as they drove the carriage past, I stood by the side of the road and boasted, who is my son.”

“He said?”

“The driver, immediately answer WOWOWOWO! Oh, bring happiness to the people.”

“Who brings happiness to whom!”.