CS Bonus Hunter

fine. About 162 to 163 cm tall, the skin is white and delicate, as if transparent. Hair grows to the shoulder blades, undyed, shiny black. The eyes are not very big, but very bright. The cheek lines are very beautiful, with a pointed chin. He looks like Zhou Xun, but doesn't have the vulgar energy of Zhou Xun. The nose is slightly warped, just right. The mouth is ruddy, and there are two dimples in a smile. Even when he looks panicked, he is as cute as a bird..." The short man waved his hand: "Okay, don't say it, the situation is already clear. Her name is Jinger, a highlight of this community. The exact height is 162.5 cm. Her parents are both university professors. She has been well educated since childhood. She is a third-year student of Beijing Foreign Studies University and learns French. Level 10 violin, can make dumplings, like photography. I don't like green peppers and stinky tofu. The most admired person is Einstein, the most annoying person is none. The current marital status is unmarried, with many suitors. Her mobile phone number: 13809192346...boy, you have to come on." Xicheng held the short man's hand tightly and said, "You are really a good and helpful party member. Thank you, I will always remember you! "

The shorter one said, "She lives in Room 201, Building 2. Would you like me to call her for you?"

Xicheng said: "It's better to meet by chance, I'll wait here."

The short one smiled and said, "It's a chance encounter if you wait so eagerly?"

Xicheng nodded, and a determined expression appeared on his face: "I am waiting for her here. I don't believe that she will never go downstairs or pass by here."

The shorter one looked at his watch and said, "Well, wait another 17 minutes. She usually goes downstairs to take out the trash at seven o'clock in the evening. I'm leaving, goodbye."

The short figure disappeared in the community. Xicheng watched his distant back with tears in his eyes. "Who said that there is no Lei Feng in this era?" He thought, "I met a purebred Lei Feng today...Big brother, thanks! I will invite you to a wedding later!"

While Xicheng was waiting for her beautiful lady in Beijing, Liu Zuo and dangerous fart in Nanjing were a different sight. The two of them are fighting on a server named "CHEATER餝HEAVEN". What makes this server unique is that it clearly stated that there is no anti-cheat system, and cheaters are welcome to come to the game. The cheaters have found an organization here, and all kinds of new cheating software have appeared on the stage, and the battlefield of fighting is chaotic.

Liu Zuo mingled with dangerous fart but did not use cheating software. However, their scores from left to right kills still become the top two in the entire server.

The dangerous fart turned his head and smiled at Liu Zuo: "How about it, I have a good idea? Going to the cheating heaven to practice guns is the best way to exercise your reaction ability. Because if you are not careful, you will be automatically targeted for a headshot, so you always have to The first reaction is good."

Liu Zuo killed another person, sighed and said, "Lack of passion."

The dangerous fart said: "It's over, I think you are longing for old age."

Liu Zuo said: "Don't be so dishonest, I think you are self-willed and depraved by learning from Bai Yansong.

Dangerous fart thoughtfully said, "Do you lack ultimate care in this way?"

Liu Zuo piled softly in the chair and pleaded: "Please don't take this face to disgust me."

Dangerous fart said: "Come here, we are going to put the explosive pack... Do you say that we put the explosives at the passionate point A or the persistent and rational point B?"

Liu Zuo said, "Bai Yansong is your father, who can't you learn from him? If you learn from him on the street, be careful of being punished with your old face."

The dangerous fart lightly lit a cigarette and said, "Want to see me learn from Ni Ping?" Liu Zuo looked at him, did not speak, and suddenly dropped the mouse and ran to the bathroom and began to vomit.

The dangerous fart laughed and said triumphantly: "Small, it's too easy to think of you."

Liu Zuo and Pige ranked first in the rankings, and left the others far behind. Compared to the hell-like game they played against Ajie, cheating in CHEATER and HEAVEN is simply better than walking in the court. It didn't take long for cheaters to express their admiration to them.

"LEFT (Liu Zuo's ID in CS), what cheating software are you using, it's amazing!"

"LEFT, you are so strong! Can you introduce some cheating experience?"

When Liu Zuo heard that he was about to say fart, the fart brother next to him reached out and stopped him. I saw Pitge and Yan Yuesei say to the caller: "I am the agent of LEFT, ask me any questions."

"We want to know where you got such a powerful cheating software?"

Brother Pi smiled lightly and said, "We wrote it ourselves."

"Can you introduce it to us?"

Brother fart smiled again and said: "Yes, yes, you have to pay us card first. 50 yuan each."

"Too expensive, cheaper."

Brother fart said: "Okay, it's fate to run into one on a server-a 20% discount."

Liu Zuo said you don't fool people, what if you really make money to come in? Brother Fart shook his head, drew a circle in front of his eyes with his fingers, and wrote lightly: "How can you dare to work on porcelain without diamonds? I have written this cheat book."

Liu Zuo said, "You kid can also program? I really missed it."

Brother fart said: "Hey, don't think I am a salesman, this little thing can't trouble me. Here, it's already written." After that, he handed Liu Zuo a piece of paper. Liu Zuo looked down and wrote a few big words: "This is a cheat book I found in the Savage District of Shennongjia in 2000. At that time, a UFO was slowly flying away in the sky. The following is the content of the cheat book, copyrighted, and cannot be copied. , Piracy must be investigated... The content of the following cheats is outlined in bold, which looks very eye-catching.

"Cheating is shameful, like eating shit. If you want to cheat, it's better than your grandson! Study hard, the world is righteous. Honest and trustworthy, everyone agrees."

Liu Zuo almost smiled after reading it. He returned the paper to the fart brother and said, "Can you be such a mess?"

However, what they didn't expect was that there was indeed a Cheater who was greatly inspired by the cheats of Pi Ge, and became a master of the generation. Of course, this is a story.

Of course, even the masters like Liu Zuo and Pi Ge are not all smooth sailing in CHEATER and HEAVEN. The role they chose was a police officer, and soon they discovered that one of the gangsters called Pig Head 3 had a hard leg.

"Even CHEATER has a difference between superior and inferior," the fart brother said, "Look, it's the same cheating, but the tactics and consciousness are different. The one called VIVA is a fool at first glance, relying on his own perspective to hold the gun. Run stupidly, and get a headshot when you come out. Look at that pig's head is more than 3 fine, wearing a small flower hat, hiding in Tibet, I will give you a sudden, hehe, I like it."

Liu Zuo said: "His consciousness and tactics are very unusual, he seems to have been professionally trained. But this is strange..." Liu Zuo pondered: "With his skills, even if he doesn't cheat, he is a master. Cheating is not allowed, is it inherently lewd?"

Just like that, Liu Zuo and Pi brother stared at Dutou 3. Every time the culprit was finally alive, it was Dutou 3, so Liu Zuo and Pi brother chased him and beat him. Instead of killing him with a single shot, he ran and shot, torturing him to death little by little. After doing so many times, Pig Head 3 can't stand it anymore. First he threatened with force, and said: "You two hanging people are tired of living? I have taken you off!" After it didn't work, he knew the reason: "So many gangsters, don't just stare at me and fight. "Later, he simply moved with affection: "The two older brothers are masters, don't take the younger brother happy." How does he know what role he faces?

Brother fart laughed slyly: "With our two cold bounty hunters, how can we be moved by these little things?"

Pigtou 3 was really chased, and angrily said: "Damn, my internet speed is too slow, so it's not your opponent. There is a way to find a server with the same PING value to single out."

Brother fart said: "Aha, how do you know that heads-up is our specialty?"

Liu Zuo stretched out his hand to stop the fart brother, and asked Dutou three times: "Are you in Nanjing?"

Pig 3 said: "How do you know?"

Liu Zuo said: "Idiot, just look at your IP."

He paused and said: "If you really want to single out with us, come to my house and use my home LAN to single out. The PING value is absolutely the same."

Dude 3 was silent for a while.

Brother Fart said with a smile: "Boy, dare you? Are you scared wet?"

Zhutou 3 angrily said: "You shit, you dare not be the turtle son. Tomorrow at four o'clock in the afternoon, I have no class, go to your house to single!"

Brother Fart was surprised: "How do you know my nickname is Fart?"

Pig Head 3 said: "I can't **** see you through?"

Brother fart said: "Don't be short~ I didn't wear underwear today..." Pighead 3 fainted.

Xicheng finally waited for Jinger.

Even if I remember many years later, I still can't forget the scene of this classic encounter.

Xicheng, trembling in the cold wind, finally saw the beautiful woman he could not forget. The little lady wore a thick cotton home clothes, like a doll. With his hair draped not neatly, he threw a large black garbage bag (especially like a body bag in a murder case) into the garbage can while sighing. Because of my strength, I had to throw it crookedly, so I had to go forward to rework and throw it again. Xicheng dashed forward, picked up the garbage bag, and swiftly helped throw it into the garbage can. The little beautiful woman was shocked by the sudden appearance of Xicheng, first she said "Ammonia, and then she sighed after seeing who it was."