CS Bonus Hunter

Yuan would forget to write next to Shan Liren. Marks will be deducted for exam papers with wrong names. When they graduated from elementary school, the parents suddenly figured it out, so they simply changed their names when they were in the early stages of the promotion. From then on, Comrade Liu Zuo was finally able to call Liu Zuo openly. Unfortunately, when I was in middle school, I began to take the exam for politics. Everyone memorized such things as class struggle, regime, state, and so on. It is inevitable that Liu Zuo would be happy. If he refused to let him left, they called him "rightist".

"Rightists" passed the college entrance examination, and this nickname finally came to an end. He was admitted to a university that was neither good nor bad, in Nanjing. Although the people of Nanjing are not in love with the imperial roots like the people of Beijing, they always feel that Nanjing has the best complex. Especially Liu Zuo his mother, after taking part in a unit group tour, he sighed: Nanjing is good, good, and good! As for how good it is, I don’t want to go to another place anyway.

The nickname of "Rightist" in the university did not rise. Although there are some people who are eager to do something on Liu Zuo's name, but in the university, love has become a trend and people's heart is distracted, and finally it can't be a climate. It was the first time Liu Zuochang lived in An Ansheng when he was so old, and he was almost moved by life. However, the fate did not stop there. When Liu Zuo was in college, American Bill Damn, who was far away, finally made computers popular. According to the butterfly effect, we, Comrade Liu Zuo, came into contact with computers under the influence of Bill Damn. Known as "Nerdy Zuo" (this is his other more unbearable nickname, which cannot be mentioned as a last resort), Liu Zuo was blown away by the goddess of fate, and became a top player after obsessed with computers. The software master.

After graduating from university, Liu Zuo took a job as a computer programmer in a computer company on Zhujiang Road. The work is neither good nor bad, and the salary is neither high nor low. This is quite right to Liu Zuo. His main tasks in the company include:

(1) Write the program.

(2) Help your immediate boss (the person gave him the nickname "Song Bald") to repair the IE that was forcibly occupied by opening the yellow web page.

(3) Describe MM on QQ.

(4) Be a loyal listener of the broken-hearted MM in the company. After two years, the performance is commendable, and the number of times of comforting MM is more than 100.

(5) Clean the room and assist Aunt Wang to do environmental sanitation work. (Aunt Wang is an hourly cleaner) (6) Repair every computer in the company that has been stopped.

(7)……

(N) Playing CS, but only when he is working overtime alone. He hid the CS program in a secret folder on the computer, and it is estimated that no one will find it.

Forget it, let us go back to February 15, 2002.

That day, the little wind whizzed.

Liu Zuo walked on the depressed Pearl River Road. Before the Chinese New Year, it was the passionate Pearl River Road, and after the Chinese New Year, all that was left was depression. What's more depressing is that Liu Zuo was still immersed in the failed Valentine's Day and couldn't extricate himself. In the past two years, Liu Zuo has also narrated a few MMs on the Internet. But when it comes to meeting he really dare not. However, there was still a passionate MM who insisted on running, and finally took away his "first sight". On Valentine's Day yesterday, by the Lion Bridge on Hunan Road, Liu Zuo bought a rose to give to MM. He was so cautiously excited as to bid for the Olympics (the time in 2000). This analogy is really too appropriate, because even the results are surprisingly similar failures.

No matter how many kinds of psychological preparations have been made in advance, but to sum up this historic meeting is still only "unexpected." Then MM seems to know that he is from a weightlifting team, but his voice is as greasy as sugar. Liu Zuo turned around and vomited in front of Xue Ji Bingtang Hulu Store. The female weightlifter also asked him with concern: "Are you okay?" Liu Zuo said, "It's okay... I eat too much... I get used to it..." Liu Zuo lost his first sight in this way. Fortunately, his first night was saved. He secretly threw away the stuff he bought from the family planning boutique and vowed not to see netizens anymore. Later, I thought about it and invalidated this article and changed it to "Before you see a netizen, you must first look at the photo." He looked in the mirror and angrily attributed his experience to "the jealous talent of heaven." Why do you see netizens in online novels, and all you see are gods? Why did I meet a female weightlifter after seeing it so hard? There is no explanation except "Tian Jealous Talent".

Against this background of grief, Liu Zuo turned his grief into strength and played CS in front of the computer all night. In the early morning of the next day, he walked to the workplace with dizzy eyes and scalp numb. As soon as he walked in, Aunt Wang, the cleaner, saw him coming, and said with a smile: "Little Liu, you are going to pour out the trash that was not put out yesterday!" Liu Zuo walked to his seat in pain. As soon as I sat down, the socialite Wu MM in the company ran over crying and said: "Brother Zuo, my boyfriend broke up with me, what should I do? I have lost the courage to live, oooooooo..." Liu Zuo raised his head painfully: "Your boyfriend broke up, what's up to me?" Wu MM was surprised, "Ammonia, and then ran away crying, crying and said: "Liu Zuo is different... "The boss Song Baldzi heard the noise outside, opened the door and leaned out half of his body, and said to Liu Zuo: "You just came in, come in." "

As soon as Liu Zuo entered the door, Song Baldzi handed him a Yuxi. Liu Zuo understood what was going on at a glance: "Let's talk, what's the matter?" Song Tuzi said, "It's not what you think it is today. It seems that a hacker has come to my computer to get the important information inside. It's messy. You can help me see what's going on." Liu Zuo turned on the computer and looked at it, and said, "It's a bundled program. Someone planted a Trojan horse in your computer. Have you dropped something recently?" Song Bald scratched. Scratching his head, he said embarrassedly: "Just a few pictures were downloaded yesterday..." Liu Zuo said, "I'll delete them for you." Song Baldzi said, "Can you keep those pictures?" Liu Zuo said. Said: "Up to now, I don't know if the hackers can get it done or not. Let's take a look." Song Tuozi gratefully held Liu Zuo's hand and said, "Liu Zuo, you are really a good comrade who works hard. ."

Liu Zuo was sitting in front of Song Tianzi's computer, carefully inspecting the port, and it really was hacked. He deleted the Trojan horse program. But when he opened Song Tianzi's file, he was surprised to find that the most important files had been deleted. That **** did a great job, even the backup files were deleted completely. These documents include the latest purchase orders and quotations, as well as the latest cooperation plans of the Nanjing branch. Liu Zuo felt that the matter was of great importance and immediately called Song Tuzi to explain the situation.

Song Bald had thought about fondling his bald hair for a long time, and then suddenly asked, "Are you sure it was not when you helped me organize the computer and deleted it by mistake?"

Liu Zuo said: "I'm not a pig, I..." Song Bald said with a wave of his hand, "Okay, don't say anything, you can go out first." Liu Zuo returned to his seat, and he sat next to Jay. Said: "Liu Zuo, do you have any preparations? Someone from the Beijing headquarters this afternoon will spot check the work performance of the first quarter." Liu Zuo said: "Go your own way, let them take it away." Ah JAY waved his hand and said: "Personality." Liu Zuo opened his sleepy eyes, staring blankly in front of the computer.

After returning from dinner at noon, Liu Zuo suddenly felt that the atmosphere was not right. The eyes of the colleagues are weird, and even Jay doesn't like talking to him. He wanted to open the computer as usual, but the computer was locked and his password could not be opened.

He hadn't figured out what was going on yet, Song Tuzi's fat face appeared again in front of the office.

"Liu Zuo, come here."

Liu Zuo walked into Song Baldzi's office, where besides Baldzi there were two well-dressed people. At first glance, I know it is the so-called IT elite-one is a gray suit and gray tie, the other is a blue suit and blue tie. Song Tuzi said, "Xiao Liu, you have a long time to join our company. You don't know the company's rules, but now this is really embarrassing for me..." Liu Zuo said, "Just tell me."

Just as Song Bald was about to speak, he looked at the face in the gray suit and stopped talking. As a result, the gray suit spoke in Beijing accent, "Liu Zuo, you are fired."

Liu Zuo said: "Give me a reason first."

Gray suit said: "You deleted the most important information in Nanjing branch by mistake...not only that, you also..." Blue suit said: "CS game software is installed on the computer. Any of the two... …" Gray suit said: "It's enough to fire you. But we now..." Blue suit said: "I want to give you face, yourself..." Gray suit said: "Write a resignation, and count as resigning actively."

The accents of these two people are standard Beijing accents, even the way of pauses and transitions are exactly the same. If you don't look at them, it really feels like a person finished speaking in one breath. Liu Zuo thought that they must have cooperated for a long time to be able to achieve such a perfect match-this is a tacit understanding that even lovers can't do. Liu Zuo couldn't help admiring it. He said: "OK. I resigned, but I didn't write my resignation, so it's a verbal resignation." He turned around and left.

Song Baldzi stopped him and sighed after a long silence: "Liu Zuo, you are a good comrade."

Liu Zuo walked out of Song Balezi's office, and the colleagues in the room looked at him eagerly. Wu MM said with a crying voice: "Liu Zuo, I will help you pack everything up. It is in the cardboard box, and you can leave after picking it up." Ah JAY said, "Good brother! I will not forget it. You taught me how to play CS. I will always remember you!" The company accountant handed him an envelope and said, "This month's salary and bonus are in it, and I didn't deduct a cent from you."