CS Bonus Hunter

5 said: "I cost 50 yuan per share, and you get what you pay for! My real name is "Dangerous Fart". No one in the world knows or knows!"

Liu Zuo said, "You mean, your price is higher than mine, and your technology is better than mine?"

F5 said: "Exactly!"

Liu Zuo said: "Then don't talk nonsense, just look at the report card! See who is the real bargain!"

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Team up with "Dangerous Fart" in Game 2 to become a killer

Liu Zuo got to know the dangerous fart in this way. On the day that everyone on earth should remember on February 15, 2002, Liu Zuo was fired from the company first, and then forced to rent by the landlord. In the miserable situation, he and the imposter F5 (actually the name " "Dangerous farts") duel. The result of the duel was that Liu Zuo won by a narrow margin. Although the other party kept yelling, "You get what you pay for," he finally had to admit that Liu Zuo was a little better. In the words of dangerous farts: "Your kid always shows up in front of you like a ghost and killed me with a few shots. By the way, you can call me'Fart' or'Fart' like someone on the rivers and lakes in the future. brother'."

Liu Zuo knew whether dangerous farts were a blessing or a curse, only God and me, the book writer, knew. Of course I shouldn't be here in this place, but I still can't help but remind you to pay attention to these two characters. I have chosen them as the protagonist.

Early the next morning, Liu Zuo was awakened by a knock on the door while he was still asleep. He lay on the bed and quickly listed the possibilities of the uninvited guest: 1. The landlord: Yesterday, he paid the rent and coaxed him away, probably not so soon.

2. Weightlifting team MM: I didn't tell her her address, and she probably didn't have much ability to detect here. If it is really her, then I will be willing to go down. Just say that my wife is on a business trip and will be back today.

3. Parents: Parents have been participating in the national standard training courses for the elderly recently, and it seems that they don't have the time and energy to come here for inspection.

4. Colleagues: Since they insisted on coming to play at the last birthday party, no one dared to come to this typical demonstration base of dirty, messy and bad.

5. Wrong door: This possibility is very high. The number of people who go to the wrong door is regarded as a normal distribution according to the frequency, and the reason for this is worth thinking about.

6. Aliens: This possibility is very unlikely that the school itself has received zero aliens, which is not enough.

After analysis, Liu Zuo determined that he went to the wrong door, so he decided to continue to sleep peacefully. I finally became a freelancer. I didn't care about it till I slept, but I knocked on the door and didn't let it go. He was firm and patient.

Liu Zuo thought, are you competing with me? Find the wrong person.

After a while, Liu Zuo heard the voice of Donald Duck shouting at the door: "Liu Zuo!"

Liu Zuo thought to himself, I don't know Li Yang either, why did I come here?

Upon opening the door, a strange fat man with a ruddy complexion stood in front of him, about 178 cm tall, about the same height as Liu Zuo. The fat man burst into tears when he saw Liu Zuo, "Liu Zuo, is it really you?"

Liu Zuo said, "I got up in the morning and passed by the door. I haven't brushed my teeth yet." The door was closed.

The fat man quickly resisted the door and said: "Don't shoot... Captain, it's me! I am a ‘dangerous fart’, and the gangster gave the bandit’s name ‘Fart Brother’."

Liu Zuo stayed there, not knowing what he was thinking. But the fat brother came in on his own, and said as he walked: "You are very easy to find here. Yesterday you mentioned that I knew I had been around here. Yo, the room is clean. Your kid will live. . What, what am I doing?"

"Haha," he smiled, "After the first close contact last night, that is, after our duel as the gunners, I feel that we are in agreement and moved here to live with you." He said he took his own. Open the big bag, and take things out of it. The bag doesn't look too big, but it's the same as the ass, as if you can't finish it. Liu Zuo blankly watched him take out a toothbrush, towel, shoe polish, eye drops, keyboard, case, monitor, plastic M4 toy gun mold... Finally, he even took out a small vacuum cleaner.

Brother Pi said while holding it, "How about I live outside from now on, your house is quite big."

Liu Zuo said: "You misunderstood, I am not glass."

Brother Pi raised his head and looked at him, and asked sadly: "Are you really not glass?"

Liu Zuo said, "No."

Brother Pi suddenly laughed: "Then I can rest assured that you will not harass me! Haha, I must like to pick up girls as much as I do."

Liu Zuo said: "I think we can all play CS, and there is nothing else in common." Pige nodded and said, "It's so good, with complementary personalities, and there are similarities to communicate."

Liu Zuo is really going to faint. He stuttered and asked him; "Why are you moving in to live with me? Are you homeless?"

Pige sighed: "It's a long story, so it's a long story. Let's talk about me later. I only ask you, have you seen the'Black Super Duo Special Police Team'?"

Liu Zuo said, "I haven't seen it, why?"

Brother fart said: "Then have you seen "Peerless Twins"?"

Liu Zuo said, "I've heard of it and haven't seen it, why?

The fart said: "Then you should know the story of Holmes and Watson?"

Liu Zuo said, "I've heard of it and haven't seen it. What are you doing?

Brother fart said: "I have seen uneducated people when I grow up, but for the first time I have seen someone as uneducated as you."

Liu Zuo said: "I rely on you a lot of bullshit. Ask you the simplest question-do you know the COMBIN language, do you know how to use C + programming? What do you want to say quickly!" We have become partners in life and death, as killers haunting major servers."

Liu Zuo said, "Why?"

Brother Pi said: "The two people have a wider road, can take more jobs, and take more money. Although you are currently a small role of 25 yuan, you will be taken by the big brother and I will enter soon. Maybe 50 yuan level."

Liu Zuo watched as Brother Liu walked to the bathroom with a cup and toothbrush, and asked desperately, "Are you really going to live with me?"

Brother Fart said: "Yes. But don't worry, I will never despise you. My Fart brother is also a man who came out and knows the principles of doing things."

Once again, Liu Zuo deeply felt that life's fortunes and misfortunes were unpredictable and unpredictable. He stretched out his **** and cursed at Tian: "Heaven is jealous of talents!" At the same time, Brother Pi began to urinate loudly in the bathroom.

February 15, 2002 is really important. In addition to Liu Zuo's life being completely changed, another event that happened in another place on the earth also changed the destiny of other people. It's also a coincidence that part of this incident happened in Beijing, but the other part happened in Nanjing, in an Internet cafe just a few steps away from Comrade Liu Zuo's residence. This is the advantage of the Internet age. One thing is not scoring two places. Simply put, it is a game between two CS teams. The so-called CS team refers to a team formed by a group of like-minded CSER. Can cooperate with each other after training. Its form is roughly equivalent to a basketball team or a football team, except that it is not a traditional way of competition but e-sports. Two teams can compete, and the decision of victory or defeat is determined by the selected map. For example, a bomb-planting map, if the culprit places the bomb to detonate it at a designated location within the specified time, he wins, otherwise he loses. Another example is a hostage rescue map. As long as the police rescue a hostage held in a designated location within the specified time, it will win, otherwise it will lose. In addition, there are maps such as gangsters running away and police escorting VIPs out of danger zones. For those who don't like CS, team games are just a bunch of fools doing stupid things. But for those who love CS, the game is so exciting and thrilling, not inferior to traditional sports competitions.

The two teams that competed on February 15, 2002 were X·FILES and BLACKHEAVEN. They played a total of three games, using maps that are popular with CSER: CBBLE, OFFICE and NUKE. CBBLE and NUKE are maps used by criminals to plant bombs, and OFFICE is a map used by police to rescue hostages. The X-Files team is in Beijing, and the Black Paradise team is in Nanjing. They play through web servers.

Unexpectedly, the result of this game became a legend in the history of CS. Under the leadership of Captain Ajie (the ID of X·FILES│JIM in the team) and the talented sniper Xicheng (ID of X·FILES│X), the X Files team set a shocking record: they not only won They won all three games, and in each small game, they did not lose a game. In other words, the Black Paradise team has never beaten even any game. The matter was spread to the Internet by good people, and caused an uproar. Although Black Paradise is not a famous team, they are quite famous in Jiangsu. They just won the Guardian Cup Nanjing regional championship at the end of 2001 and ranked second in Jiangsu Province. Such a strong team lost to the Beijing X-Files team in this way, which is truly amazing.

The comments of the game were posted on the discussion board of CCSK (China CS League). The post seems to be Beijing CSER, who reported the situation of this competition with excitement. The article specifically mentions the captain Ajie and the sniper Xicheng, who believes that it is these two core figures that made the X-Files team grow so fast, and it was quickly replaced by N in Beijing.