Cultivation Games Can Give Feedback On Cultivation, And The World Is Crazy
062. Kick The Stick Into A Library
heard the news,
Several members of the baseball team laughed angrily.
simply funny,
Facing their main lineup, they dared to send a youth team to participate.
Is this sleazy or look down upon?
Huang Xican snorted coldly: "Axi, these bastards are too outrageous, Brother Xinghan, no matter how you say it this time, you have to kick them a bit.
Cao Kuicheng echoed from the side: "We play casually in their main team, but we never thought they would dare to switch to the youth team. It would be too shameful if they can't score double digits."
Several other opponents also became angry from embarrassment, shouting and kicking their opponents.
Huang Yizhu and other people who failed to make the starting list even shouted to the coach to arrange them to play, and definitely taught the young man on the opposite side a lesson.
The coach reassured; "Okay, everyone has a chance, this time they are really too shameful."
"The friendly match that was promised, actually let the youth team make up the numbers."
"According to the offensive policy I said before, there is no need to hold back on the field and score as many goals as possible.
finished exhorting,
soon,
It's time for players to enter the field.
All the starting players brought their caddies and came to the stadium for medical treatment.
The commentator in the background also briefly introduced each player.
But on the national football side, since they are all young people of seventeen or eighteen years old, there is nothing to say.
After a while, under the watchful eyes of tens of thousands of spectators, the two teams finished singing the national anthem respectively.
Then they are arranged according to the formation.
Under such close gaze,
Huang Xican laughed straight away: "Xiba Lama, what are these things, laughing at us to death."
"Brother Xinghan, look at the one wearing the No. 10 jersey. Is this a dwarf? Is he 1.6 meters tall?"
"And that one, look, baring your teeth, trying to laugh me to death?"
"Look at that, look at that, why is there a meat ball? With your weight of more than two hundred catties, can you run in a while?"
"Oh, let me go, why are there still people without sneakers? Are these people trying to laugh me to death?"
Although Sun Xinghan also thought it was very funny, he held back, "Be serious, the competition is about to start."
"Beep—"
With the whistle of the referee, the game began.
The commentator immediately shouted: "Okay, now the game starts, and the national football team, which is playing at home, will kick off first."
"Wang Shiyu passed the ball to Liu Ze.
"13 Liu Ze didn't continue to pass, but...he chose to hit the goal directly, and the ball flew into the sky, oh no, oh—the ball went in—!!!"
"One kick super world wave!"
"The referee's whistle just fell, the game started one second, and just one second after the opening, our No. 9 teenager Liu Ze scored the first goal, and now we are leading 1-0.
The excited voice of the commentator almost broke his throat.
There was a tsunami of cheers at the scene.
once Upon a time,
They have always hoped to see their own national team in the World Cup.
But every time,
All that came was disappointment.
but today,
They see hope, even all the football trophies beckoning.
Although this method is very bullying.
as a commentary,
He just clearly felt that there was a faint aura fluctuation on the football.
It is clear,
This ball is not kicked in normally.
But does it matter?
unimportant,
What matters is that the goal is scored.
It is even said that this massacre has only just begun.
On the other hand.
Including Sun Xinghan, everyone on the baseball team was stunned.
what just happened
Midfield kick-off, you shoot straight?
And how did the ball go in?
Nima novels dare not write like this.
Not to mention them, even the expressions on the faces of countless viewers standing in front of the TV are extremely wonderful.
domestic side,
The audience's expressions were not what I expected, as if they knew this would be the result.
There are also some people who look like old fathers who are relieved to see their son finally have a future.
But on the other side of the Yellow Sea,
The audience of the stick, the emotion is relatively single.
After a short period of ignorance, what transformed into endless anger.
"Are you kidding me?"
"How can there be such a goal?"
"What is the goalkeeper doing, can't react to such a long shot?"
"Damn goalkeeper, why don't you die."
"Assi, can this goalkeeper retire quickly? What's the use of you staying in the national team?"
"What a fool, Xibalama, I was able to defend just now when I went up, and this goalkeeper is actually in a daze?"
"Our big stick country doesn't need such a useless goalkeeper, get out of the national team!"
Countless sticks who have broken defenses are full of ugly behaviors in front of the TV.
However, there are still many rational people who think that the ball just now was a coincidence.
Because in the football field, few or even almost no one will directly choose to hit the goal after kick-off.
After all, the opponent still has a goalkeeper.
How could it be possible for you to score a goal so easily.
The reason why I was able to break in just now,
It must be one's own goalkeeper slack.
They are still full of confidence in their own country's team.
How to say, they are also frequent visitors to the World Cup.
It may be a third-rate team in the world, but in Asia, it is definitely at the ceiling level.
Playing a low-level Xia Guo football is not casual.
It was just a moment of carelessness, and it will be equalized soon.
Countless spectators cheered for their team silently in their hearts.
And on the field,
Looking at the football under his feet, Sun Xinghan took a deep breath and muttered to himself: "Coincidence, it must have been a coincidence just now."
Then he said to the teammates around him: "Come on, everyone is behind 0 to 1 now, don't take it lightly, if the gutter capsizes, I don't need to say what the outcome will be."
It is always said that on the Internet, trolls are very annoying, and cursing is very dirty.
But in fact,
Compared to sticks, our sprays are already pretty mild.
After all, no matter how much you scold, it is just a verbal attack on the Internet, and it will not involve reality.
but next door,
It's not just spraying, but it can give the whole hearse to your door at every turn.
What else is there to mail dead mice and give away cakes made of glue.
Z,
There is absolutely nothing to say about this fighting power.
"beep"
The whistle sounded again.
Son Heung-min kicked the ball to Hwang Hee-chan next to him.
But before Huang Xican had time to pass back, the teenager wearing the No. 7 jersey flashed in front of his face and smiled slightly.
next second,
As soon as Huang Xican blinked, the ball under his feet had disappeared.
when he turns around,
It was found that the football had been blasted into the goal.
"Nice!"
"pretty!"
"nice shot!"
Seeing another goal, the players on the field hugged and celebrated.
The commentator was even more spitting: "Beautiful! It was another wonderful Super World Cup. Our No. 7 young player Zhang Shuai intercepted Huang Xican's ball in the midfield and decisively chose to shoot."
"The game has been less than a minute now, and we are already ahead of the country."
"That's the beauty of football!"
"Our No. 7 teenager, Zhang Shuai, hit the ball into the net with a perfect arc."
"This is just our youth team. I can't imagine what it would be like if the main team played."
*****
Sun Xing was dumbfounded.
Huang Xican was dumbfounded.
In front of the TV, countless sticks are silly.
What the hell is this shit.
The midfielder shoots directly, and the hit rate is still so high?
Is it because we didn't wake up, or did you hang up?
Even if it is playing live football, the novice mode is not so exaggerated.
After the shock at the beginning, when they came back to their senses, they saw that the game time had only passed one minute, and their side had fallen behind zero to two.
The suppressed anger of many people erupted directly.
Sticks one by one, incarnate into the supreme key emperor.
On the major forums and post bars, I began to talk about Fendu.
That high-spirited, disdainful temperament seems to be able to suppress the entire network, holding a keyboard, suppressing everything.
But compared to their frustration.
only stand on the field,
As the goalkeeper of the Bangzi team, Cao Chengkui really felt the horror inside.
Especially when he noticed that there was a deformed goal post on the upper right of the goal, he was shocked and swallowed a sip of water with great difficulty, unable to recover for a long time.
He wants to cry.
Who can catch this ball?
Not to mention whether he can react, even if he reacts.
If you pick it up like this, I am afraid that comminuted fractures will be mild.
Especially when the ball hits down from a high altitude and from an incredible angle, it has completely violated the principles of physics, okay?
It simply does not belong to the category that humans can kick out.
at this time,
He thought of the terrible truth.
These young people on the opposite side are probably all "immortals".
midfield.
Sun Xinghan kept taking deep breaths, and kept admonishing himself in his heart: "Illusions, these are all illusions, it seems that this time we have to be serious.
"beep
The whistle sounded.
Son Heung-min immediately passed the ball backwards.
But in the next second, Zhang Shuai, with the No. 7 jersey, directly jumped in at a speed faster than Bolt.
Break the ball again.
Three to zero!
This time, even if it is a fool.
Also found that something was wrong.
No matter how the Bangzi team defended, they were like Lin Daiyu, they were knocked and flew backwards at the slightest touch.
The Xia Guo players on the opposite side rushed into the goal every time with incredible angles.
even once,
Because a player is not skilled enough to control the qi, the strength is slightly stronger.
Go straight through the goal, leaving a hole in the net.
further on,
This group of people kicked more and more recklessly.
Just leave the coach's words behind.
What friendly match? What kind of friendly exchange?
How can I feel comfortable scoring a goal.
Someone even flew directly into the sky, broke into the penalty area with the ball, and then shot in mid-air.
Such a magical picture.
Directly add coaches to all the stick players, and countless people who watch the live broadcast, all of them will be wiped out.
They even have a question in their minds, is it really not a movie they are watching?
you tell me,
Is this what a normal football match should look like?
Take a look, the man wearing the No. 10 jersey didn't even try to hide it, and flew straight into the sky.
How does this Nima stick player defend.
And the goalkeeper on the opposite side, all the five sons have passed the exam.
As long as he serves the ball, it's a kick to the bat team's goal
Then it went in without a hitch.
92:1
This is the score at the end of the first half.
The only point was that some people couldn't bear to look directly at it and felt a little guilty, so they kicked a ball towards their own goal and scored, which was considered to have fulfilled the coach's order and did not embarrass the opponent too much.
At least he thought so.
The issue is,
The person on the other side has already gone crazy.
This kicks a hammer?
You let us use our mortal bodies to play football with a group of immortal cultivators?
Suicide forget it.
No matter how good their skills are.
Even if their souls such as Messi, Maradona, Ronaldo 010, Zidane and others are possessed, it is impossible to win.
What physical confrontation?
It's good luck if you don't die by touching it.
and speed,
When Bolt came, he crawled as slowly as a turtle.
In the blink of an eye, the opposite player can run from his own goal to the opposite goal.
Excuse me,
How to play such a situation?
Even at the back, they all wanted to sit on the ground and play flower cards.
Throughout the forty-five minutes of the first half,
It can almost be said that the entire stick has been turned into a library, and it is quiet.
An hour ago,
The person who is still high-spirited and holds a keyboard is invincible on the Internet.
After just one hour, these humanitarian hearts were broken.
"What the hell is this...?"
"Can anyone explain to me, are these special effects for movies, or live broadcasts of games? Why are these people able to fly?"
"Cheating, this is shameless cheating! They fly up and dribble, isn't that a foul? Why not give a red card?"
"Football rules don't say you can't fly?"
"Flying or not is a result. The goalkeeper on the opposite side can score the goal with one kick. Is it necessary to continue this kind of game?
"Who can tell me, have they collectively evolved into superhumans? The speed and strength are not like normal people at all."
"You can even fly, do you still think it's normal?"
"I want to tell you something. There is a student from the Xia Kingdom in my class. They seem to be playing a game that can improve their cultivation in reality. I don't know the details, but there are many related games on their Internet. video."
"Yes, I remembered, there are many videos that say that all of them are cultivating immortals."
"Could it be true that all of this is true? Just by playing a game, you can become a fairy?"
"What's the name of the game? Who can tell me!"
"The Chinese name is Eternal Immortal Road. If you want to play, you can play it yourself."
"Is there a Korean version? I can't read it."
Things have come to this point.
Or,
When the facts are in front of you.
They finally realized that everything they said earlier was true.
Everyone else has become immortal,
We're still cynical here like fools.
Many people who responded quickly, regardless of whether they could understand it or not, downloaded the game and started playing.
As for the football game?
There is no need to look any further.
for a while,
The major platforms that were originally full of hostility, the sticks seemed to have broken their hands, and only a few sporadic rebuttals appeared on them.
On the other hand,
All the people who watched the game almost burst out of laughter.
The emotions between the two can be said to be two extremes.
(seeking subscription).
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