Cultivation Is Like This

  Chapter 991 is messed up, all messed up

  Tai Chi Tudang landed in the air and landed firmly in the hands of its owner—Lu Bei.

   "Ah this..."

  Lu Bei's eyes widened, and he swallowed the Tai Chi diagram at the speed of light. After a grunt, he clasped his fists and said, "Old Sovereign, I have accepted it. Although Lu deserves everything, I still accepted it."

   Abandoning the scriptures: "..."

  Da Tianzun's face was extremely distorted, his eyes were red, bleeding red, and he was about to undergo a second corpse transformation on the basis of the corpse transformation.

  The Taiji Diagram is very important, it is an important part of abandoning the scriptures to plan for the future. To be on the safe side, he gave up all the magic weapons in this Conferred God World. If he wants the best, he only needs the Taiji Diagram.

   Never would have expected that the two Taiji diagrams blended together to make a wedding dress for Lu Bei in vain.

  Since he abandoned the Sutra since he was born with spiritual wisdom, he has only suffered two major losses.

   It was the first time that Tai Su left a message on the coffin board to visit here, and he went back later.

  The second time was the Tai Chi Diagram, which was well-prepared and foolproof. After all, there was a gap in the game. The Tai Chi Diagram, which was engraved with countless insights, lost to Lubei's Small World + Yin-Yang Creation Diagram + Lotus Terrace of Creation.

   Not only that, the two Taiji pictures blend together, making the mystery even higher. He is squatting in a small dark room, and he is also comprehending whoring for nothing. He has been busy for a long time, all of which are running errands for Lu Bei.

  It is tolerable or unbearable, this hatred will be returned no matter what.

  The strong purpose made Qi Lijing give up on-the-spot revenge. Lu Bei is the first brother of the container ranking list, and he is a noble person who lives and lives. No one can touch Lu Bei. This hatred...

   I can only write it down temporarily.

  Thinking of his previous operations, Qi Lijing's face has improved a lot. It is not too late for a gentleman to take revenge for ten years, but it will not affect the interest received during the ten years.

  If the backyard of the Emperor of Heaven is not bombed, he will change his surname to Lu after abandoning the scriptures!

   "Young Suzerain was joking. You don't deserve what you deserve. It's nothing more than good luck. Luck is part of strength. You just deserve it. It's just a fluke." Qi Lijing's facial features were distorted, and his smile was extremely far-fetched.

  Lu Bei showed embarrassment, scratched his head, and said embarrassingly: "Who says it's not, luck is also a part of strength, people, sometimes it's just a little bit less luck, this Taiji diagram should be in charge of Lu."

   Seeing that Lu Bei was being cheap and acting like a good boy, he abandoned Li Jing and was even more angry. He closed his eyes and stood aside, pretending to be calm.

  It would be more like if the fist wasn't crunching.

  Lu Bei was so happy that the corners of his mouth couldn't stop rising. He had never been so happy since he encountered the Abandonment Sutra.

  Both of them feel that the other owes them too much, and now they just get back the interest, and the real good days are yet to come.

  Cultivating immortals may not be like this, but invincibility is really like this. Bloody revenge should be repaid by the spring, and you can't suffer at all.

   Isn’t it? None of these died?

  Yun Zuoyu showed regret, feeling that Abandoning the Sutra can accomplish great things. After some comparisons, he felt ashamed that he was far away from the real invincibility, and had to learn a lot from Lu Bei and the Abandoning Sutra.

   Lu Bei collected the Tai Chi diagram, and then looked at the other magic weapons in front of him, none of them survived, and they were all at the level of Houtian Lingbao.

  Luobao money, golden jiao scissors, gone.

  Luobao money is the first decent magic weapon that Lu Bei conceived after he entered the world of conferred gods. He has a deep understanding, and there is no luck in being able to survive it. It is the crystallization of his hard work and sweat.

  Jin Jiaojian probably meant the same thing. During those years in Sanxian Island, he spent a lot of time wandering through the nine-curved Yellow River array, working hard every day, and hard work finally yielded good results.

  Heaven rewards hard work, God favors those who work hard, the ancients are not deceived!

  It's a pity that Nuwa's map of mountains and rivers and the country, and the demon banner, obviously he also worked very hard.

   There is also Hunyuan Jindou, who obviously gave all the golden scissors, is he not diligent enough?

   "Why did the young suzerain sigh?"

   "I feel sorry for the twenty-four Dinghai God beads, which can be derived into the twenty-four heavens. They complement each other with my identity as the second leader of the Western Sect. I am deeply saddened that I failed to bring out this treasure."

  Lu Bei clutched his chest, and looked bitterly at the Sutra of Abandonment: "This pain is difficult to resolve even with the Taiji diagram, does the old suzerain know?"

  Qi Lijing's eyes twitched wildly. If he hadn't essentially died once, he would have died suddenly on the spot.

   People with goals are not ordinary people who can bear it. Abandoned Sutra smiled, calmly expressing that he doesn't understand the pain, and waved to show Lu Bei what is called the Great Heavenly Lord.

   But seeing the Immortal Fate Pan spread out, the Abandoned Sutra eyes burst into white light, and with ten fingers tapped, all the laws he had comprehended in the Conferred God World became real with the power of the Immortal Fate Pan.

   Groups of divine mist condensed, filled with five-colored fairy light, and dispersed into the sky, revealing the bright treasures within.

   Zhuxian Four Swords, Six Soul Banner, Qingping Sword, Purple Electric Hammer, Fishing Drum...

   Abandoning the Sutra didn't know whether it was to vent anger, or to regain face for his failure, he mustered all his strength and had nothing to hold back, and even the twenty-four Dinghai God beads that Lu Bei cared about also manifested.

  He swept away all the magic weapons in one go, leaving only the Qingping sword slung around his waist, with his hands in his sleeves, looking like an expert who should slip away from the outside world.

   This scene made Yun Zuoyu look sideways, and Lu Bei was speechless.

  Brother, the birth of Houtian Lingbao has a great cause and effect, and you can’t just practice it if you want. Has this setting been eaten by you?

   As expected of the body of the Great Heavenly Venerable, it is really edible!

   If you want to say that the person who understands the scriptures best in the world is undoubtedly the one who abandons the scriptures, the body of the Great Heavenly Lord is not just talking.

  Even if Lu Bei has a heavenly book in the Tiangong, even if Yun Zuoyu created his own Huangquan heavenly book, and Zhonggong Huangdi's self-supporting fairyland heavenly book, they can't compare with the Abandoned Sutra.

  Efforts and luck are pathetic, and they can't compare to other people's good birth. When the Great Heavenly Lord ruled the Three Realms, he finished the work of abandoning the scriptures in this life.

  Yun Zuoyu's face darkened, and seeing the birth of the Houtian Lingbao, he silently put away his Pangu flag and Yuxu palace lantern, and fell into silence without saying a word.

  He was able to do it before, but now he can’t. The Heavenly Book of Huangquan has been divided up, and now there is only an empty shell, and he cannot mass-produce magic weapons like the Abandoned Sutra.

  Even if he could, he spent 99% of his time in the world of conferred gods fighting against Shen Gongbao's fate, and he didn't recover his invincible mana until the last moment, so he didn't have time to study the laws in the magic weapon.

  Ten thousand steps back, all the magic weapons were snatched by Lu Bei, and he realized nothing.

Lu Bei was shown face to face, and he congratulated without conscience: "The old suzerain is good at tricks. Lu has raised his posture. It turns out that there is still such a way to play the immortal life chart. It's a pity that the four swords of Zhuxian are not indestructible by the four sages." The treasure of Zhenjiao has become an acquired spiritual treasure, which is far inferior to Lu's Taiji diagram. The old suzerain took it out earlier, and caught up with the opening of the world just now, hey, maybe the four swords of Zhuxian will be innate!"

  Some sincere words from the heart, the main one is gloating, listening to the abandonment scriptures and wanting to make clouds and rain.

  He did exactly that. After one punch, Yun Zuoyu disappeared into the sky.

"ah--"

   "Brother Yun's reaction is a bit delayed!"

Lu Bei immediately enjoyed himself, and before he finished, he saw the Sutra of Abandonment and said with a smile: "Young Sect Master doesn't know something, you are the Emperor of Heaven, and you live on behalf of the heavens, and you can transform your enlightenment in the fairyland just like abandoning someone." Make magic weapon."

  I know, I'm ready to do it when I get back.

   "Not only that, but with the help of the Emperor of Heaven, abandoning the Four Swords of Jade Immortals may become an innate thing."

  I know, so I didn't say anything just now.

  The Four Swords of Zhuxian missed the great opportunity to open up the world, and it is almost impossible to evolve into innate. Even if Lu Bei holds the Great Seal of the Emperor of Heaven, he can use the book of heaven to make the law real. Impossible is impossible.

  Unless there is another creation, or a lotus seed is sacrificed.

  But there is no doubt about the ability of Qilijing to prostitute for free. With the complete rules of the Four Swords of Zhu Xian, as well as the countless laws and rhymes of prostitution that he has used for prostitution over the years, it may be possible for quantitative changes to lead to qualitative changes.

  A heaven-defying change of fate that cannot be achieved by a heavenly book, combined with the combined force of the immortal fate...

  Under Lu Bei's careful consideration, let alone, he was really messed up.

  However, will the renunciation sutra ask him?

  Impossible, what kind of **** is he?

  Proactively asking for help is tantamount to offering both hands the opportunity to sit on the ground and raise the price. It is no less wise than Zhu Xiushi getting too close when watching the fun, turning himself into a fun.

  Furthermore, the one who abandons the scriptures is the way of heaven, he is really not a sword cultivator, it doesn't matter whether he has the Four Swords of Jade Immortals, he doesn't care at all.

   After some analysis, Lu Bei found out that the Abandonment Sutra must be digging a hole.

   "If the Young Sovereign is willing to help, I would like to make up for your grief." Qi Lijing handed over twenty-four Dinghai God beads, smiling very modestly.

Lu Bei was a little unsure, and while pushing and shoving, he accepted the Dinghai Shenzhu: "What the old suzerain said, Lu is absolutely unambiguous about what can be helpful, and giving gifts or something, isn't this an insult to Lu? Can't."

  No matter what hole Abandoned Jing dug, Lu Bei had the advantage. He was the one who took the initiative, and decisively accepted the offer of sitting on the ground.

   After speaking, the two went to the fairyland Tiangong.

Before leaving, Lu Bei used the Great Seal of the Heavenly Emperor to sweep away the five immortal islands based on the principle of extremely useful things. Daiyu, Yuanqiao, Fangzhang, Yingzhou, and Penglai were all wonders cultivated by the Yellow Emperor of the Central Palace himself. , should move to Fairyland to serve as the summer resort of the Emperor of Heaven.

  Qi Lijing smiled slightly, there is no such thing as digging a hole, just looking for an excuse to stand at Nantianmen to watch the fun.

  No, the benches are all ready.

  There is one more thing, the Sutra of Abandonment has been holding back and didn't say anything, Yun Zuoyu may have noticed it too.

   There is Western religion in the world of Fengshen, and the two leaders are Jieyin and Zhunti respectively, and there is also in the world of Kyushu, which was created by Lu Bei's blunders.

   At first glance, it seems purely coincidental.

   In other words, everything is unified, under the guidance of destiny, everything has the same starting point and ending point.

But looking at Lu Bei's magical treasures such as Fan Tianyin and Zhanxian Flying Knife that coincided with each other, the coincidence is no longer a coincidence, especially Lu Bei's familiarity with the world of Conferred Gods shows that he already knew that Conferred Gods process of the world.

  Qi Lijing once had a brief exchange with Zhonggong Huangdi, and knew that the latter was also plotted by others. After analyzing the Great Five Elements Zhoutian Mochen Formation and the Book of Fengshen, he had already guessed Lu Bei's origin.

  The ninth incarnation of the Great Heavenly Venerable was not born in the Kyushu Continent, but the Blue Star where the Master of Myriad Ways is located.

  The Master of Myriad Ways counted all the Great Heavenly Lord's body, even the body of the Great Heavenly Lord of Abandonment Sutra. Lu Bei, who was born in Blue Star, was obviously a **** of the opponent.

   Be bolder, Lu Bei shouldn't have been born in Blue Star, he was born and bred in the Kyushu Continent, but was cut off by the Master of Myriad Ways and brought to Blue Star to be born.

  Qi Lijing smiled and said nothing, understood it, but just didn't say it.

  There is no one else, small-minded, one is to ask for the interest back, and the other is to wait for Lu Bei to fall into the pit to beg him.

  ——

   Today's Tiangong is extremely deserted, and for some reason, there is a sense of solemnity in the air.

  Lu Bei looked around and saw that the wings were all retreating, even the mounts and dogs were obediently locked in the house. He was puzzled, and he agreed to double the wings and double the happiness. What about twin sisters per capita?

  With the Sutra of Abandonment at the side, he was suspicious and didn't express it, so as not to be seen by the other party, Le Zi pretended not to care, and led the other party directly to Da Luo Tian.

  This move is infinitely equivalent to putting the book of heaven in the hands of the Great Tianzun.

  There are two results, one is that the Great Tianzun directly took away the Heavenly Book, and the other is that the Great Tianzun tore the Heavenly Book into pieces.

  Any other Heavenly Emperor would never be so self-defeating, but Lu Bei is different, he is eager to abandon the scriptures and take away the Heavenly Book and replace him as the Heavenly Emperor.

   This rotten big brother, whoever loves to do it.

  The same goes for the Abandoned Li Sutra, he didn't even frown when tearing up other heavenly books, but he didn't dare to take the throne of Lu Beibang's eldest brother even if he was killed for the fairyland book.

  Brother Bei is not the Emperor of Heaven, he Xiaoqi was the first to disagree.

  Similarly, Zhonggong Huangdi and Xie both expressed their dissatisfaction. The position of Emperor of Heaven is for those who are virtuous. Brother Bei was born to be the Emperor of Heaven.

   From this, it can be seen how deceitful the Great Tianzun is. Nearly 100,000 years after his death, all the invincibles in the world of cultivating immortals are vying to be the first to show weakness.

  Of course, their weakness is not really weak. In the current Invincible World, Lu Bei has to weigh any one of them, except for fighting against the clouds and rain.

  Their showing weakness is a kind of protective color. They take a step back and protect the strongest Lu Bei in front of them, making Bei Ge a target to attract the firepower of the Great Tianzun.

   Closer to home, Lu Bei arrived at Daluotian, raised his hand as a beggar, and asked Qilijing to take the book from heaven.

  Take it casually, use it casually, and the Emperor will not be angry if it is worn out.

  Abandoning the scriptures and refusing to follow them, he watched Lu Bei's stand-up comedy with cold eyes. The latter curled his lips, took out the Great Seal of the Heavenly Emperor, and summoned the will of heaven to descend, arranged the perception of the world of conferred gods, and integrated the laws into the heavenly scriptures one by one.

   This move undoubtedly accelerated the process of the great changes in the world, making the way of heaven that will return in the future stronger. At the same time, after the laws entered the book of heaven, they became a part of the way of heaven and have the possibility of realization.

  Afterwards, Lu Bei held the great seal of the Emperor of Heaven, and made this law into reality.

  Qiankun Ruler, Purple Gold Bowl, Immortal Binding Rope, Changhong Cable...

   Qiankun Bow, Sky-shaking Arrow, Yin-Yang Mirror, Tai Chi Symbol...

  Clean glass bottle, Hunyuan banner, Moxie sword, heart-saving nail...

  Hunyuan Jindou, Six Clean Bamboos, Nine-Dragon Divine Fire Cover, Immortal-Slaying Flying Knife...

  Mountains and Rivers Sheji Map, Zhaoyao Banner, Fantian Seal...

Lu Bei manifested all the magic weapons he had touched in the world of conferred gods, such as the incomplete laws of the mountains and rivers, the map of the land, and the demon banners, etc., all filled with the local laws of heaven and earth in the Kyushu mainland. The two magic weapons become one.

  When he held Xuanwu Ding in his early years, he often did this, practice makes perfect, and he does things simply and neatly.

   After Lu Bei finished his work, he borrowed the help of Brother Tian to forge the five-fire and seven-bird fan that he was thinking about. It's not that this treasure is so important, there must be no room for flexibility. It's just that he has a lot of hair, and Xiao Huangyu and brother Xiao have picked up a lot, and he feels sorry if he doesn't practice it.

After success, this treasure is an acquired spirit treasure. Phoenix, Kunpeng, Jinwu, peacock, roc, swan, and phoenix can all perform one or two supernatural powers of the seven kinds of divine birds, and there are five elements of innate fire. The attack power of Houtian Lingbao can also be ranked first.

  Fan Tianyin combined again, Qiankun Bow, Zhentian Arrow combined with Earth Hate Tiance Bow, Fengque Arrow, Immortal Binding Rope and Dragon Binding Rope combined, updating his own equipment.

   So far, Lu Bei has obtained Fantian Seal, Qiankun Bow, Zhentian Arrow, Binding Immortal Rope, and keeps the Luobao Money and Immortal-Chopping Flying Knife for his own use, and plans to give all the rest to the wings for self-defense.

  Like the Buddhist treasures such as the six pure bamboos and the Dinghai Shenzhu, all the ninth-rank white lotuses upgraded from the sixth-rank lotus platform were sent to the realm of the underworld, and were handed over to the Eclipse Great Demon Buddha.

  He didn't even intend to keep the five-fire and seven-bird fan, the magic weapon he made himself. In addition, with the Immortal-killing Flying Knife, the original fake jasper gourd + congenital gold essence can be returned to the original owner and returned to Zhu Qilan's hands.

  He pondered, sending flowers and plants, pearls and diamonds, houses and cars in the world of cultivating immortals doesn't mean much, but giving magic treasures to show sincerity. Facing such a dead ghost with deep affection and righteousness, if you think about it with little Lu Bei's head, you will know that you will not be able to get out of birth again in the future.

  Double happiness is just around the corner.

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The magic weapons on Lu Bei's body are mainly innate and acquired spiritual treasures. The strongest one is the Taiji diagram. The Yellow Emperor, Xie, and Yun Zuoyu even smiled without panicking.

Xiantian Lingbao is definitely stronger than Houtian Lingbao, reaching the realm of being invincible for a lifetime, Houtian Lingbao is useless against the enemy in most cases, and can only be used to abuse food for pretense, with the exception of functional magic weapons such as the gate of life and death in Huangquan, which can sometimes be used Help, as an unexpected hole card, is more meaningful than Xiantian Lingbao.

  Then there is the Great Seal of the Emperor of Heaven. This treasure has no grades. It was born because of the return of the fairyland. It is the agent of the Great Tianzun and the token of the Emperor of Heaven.

   Rule the Three Realms and summon all spirits.

  Lu Bei holds the Great Seal of the Emperor of Heaven. He is the only orthodoxy recognized by the Dao of Heaven.

  Tai Su was defeated like this.

   Others, such as the false regime of the Yellow Emperor in Zhonggong, jumped out of the Three Realms, and the Dao of Heaven has no control. But once they return to the Dao of Heaven, Lu Bei, who has the Great Seal of the Emperor of Heaven, has all the power to control the false regime.

  Live and kill, act recklessly.

  If Huangdi Zhonggong hadn't resigned in time and ran away, Lu Bei would have arranged to clean the toilet.

  What, there is no hut in Wonderland?

   How can this be reasonable? The Emperor of Heaven said that if there is something, it is there, and if it is not, then it will be covered. An official as big as the cleaning staff of Tiangong, how can he hold a bucket without a post!

  The five fairy islands were brought back to the fairyland by Lu Bei, and they were placed according to the five elements, becoming the new wonders of the Emperor of Heaven.

  As for the Qinglong, Baihu, Suzaku, and Xuanwu, the four great immortals, their luck was not so good. The rebellious officials and thieves, the captives of the fallen dynasty, all returned to their original forms and acted as mascots to suppress the Quartet.

  When will the Emperor of Heaven be happy, and when will he let them return to human form and continue to practice.

   Return the Great Immortal, go dreaming!

  There are no Great Immortal Venerables in Lu Bei's fairyland, and if there are any, they will not be able to use them. They can't be arranged by themselves, so there is nothing wrong with them.

  The Xuanzun Daxianzun is the most unlucky, the body is Xuanwu, after being beaten back to his original form, he was suppressed in the underground palace, entangled in chains and unable to move, he is currently trembling with fear, afraid that if he closes his eyes and opens them again, he will lose everything after suffering.

  She was thinking too much, the Heavenly Emperor's harem was so powerful that even her own sisters couldn't make it up, and it was her turn, not to mention the sweetness, there was not even a drop of sweet soup.

  Lu Bei didn't intend to do anything to her, so he locked her up for now, and when he remembered such a number one person, he pulled her out for a walk to see if the other party had the loyalty of repentance.

  The bald luan bird, Lu Bei did lock it in the basement. This woman is the maid of the Yellow Emperor in the Central Palace, and she knows a lot of information. In the future, torture may be able to obtain some useful information.

  Considering that the Huangdi people in Zhonggong are old and sophisticated, this ostrich will not be able to ask anything out of ten. It is really a vase for serving tea and water.

   Let me talk about a few lotus seeds.

   Lu Bei's gang abandoned the scriptures to raise the level of Zhu Xian's Four Swords. The end is doomed to fail, and the acquired cannot evolve into the innate.

  The two took the opportunity to take out the lotus seeds, compared them, studied them, and exchanged their own ideas.

  The lotus-bearing lotus stand of the creation of the world gave birth to four lotus seeds. At the beginning of its birth, these four lotus seeds were yellow, red, blue and white, implying earth, fire, water and wind.

  With one lotus seed as the center, three lotus seeds extend in three directions, opening up a three-dimensional world like a coordinate axis, opening up the world and supporting an independent world.

  After the failure of opening up the world, the four lotus seeds have changed, and their colors have also changed drastically. They are divided into black, white, gold, and red, which no longer represent earth, fire, water, and wind.

  How many uses of lotus seeds, how many supernatural powers, and how many possibilities are there, Lu Bei and Qilijing couldn't understand for a while.

   I only know that this thing can give birth to an innate spiritual treasure. If you are lucky, it is necessary to have a few more.

This usage obviously spoils the lotus seeds. You must know that a single lotus seed can evolve into any of the three realms of heaven, earth, and the underworld. It is not impossible to gather four lotus seeds to give birth to a book of heaven. There is a chance to compete with heaven for the three realms. authority.

   What's more, the lotus seeds will take root and sprout to form a lotus platform. At that time, can there be four more lotus seeds, and there will be endless children and grandchildren...

   Obviously impossible.

  There are four colors of lotus seeds, each of which has a different meaning. They are no longer lotus seeds of creation.

   "Wonderful, abandoning someone to get a lotus seed, raising the Four Swords of Zhuxian, and getting the innate spiritual treasure at your fingertips, it is really a blessing in misfortune."

  Qi Li Jing said happily: "Young Sect Master, no, the same is true for the Emperor of Heaven. The twenty-four Dinghai God Beads are infinitely useful. If they are innate, why not worry about the failure of great things!"

  Lu Bei nodded again and again: "What the old suzerain said is very true, why don't you... make a sample first?"

   "The Emperor of Heaven was joking, abandoning a certain body in vain, how dare you focus on the beauty in front of you."

   "It doesn't matter if you are white, there are still many vacancies in Tiangong!"

   "Idle clouds and wild cranes, I am used to being clean, thank you for your appreciation."

  The two made some calculations, knowing that it was impossible, they still fought a few words, abandoned the scripture and left voluntarily, so that Lu Bei didn't have to send it off, and walked towards Nantianmen leisurely.

  He went to chase Huangdi and Xie in Zhonggong, saying that once there was news, he would recruit Lu Bei and Yun Zuoyu to help.

  The Chess Chess Squad played three against two, breaking the tens of thousands of years of Huangdi Zhonggong's plan, as well as Xie's years of waiting, and successfully won the initiative. From now on, the three brothers would chase after the two bereaved dogs and fight.

  The situation was very good, Lu Bei cheerfully sent away Qi Lijing, turned his head and rubbed his hands, looking for his double happiness.

  Then what, where is the lonely Queen Jiang?

  Lu Bei didn't find Queen Jiang, nor did he find any doubled wings. He couldn't think of Qi Jie, weighed all the treasures in his hand, and thought about holding a treasure sharing meeting to attract the wings to have fun together.

   Just do it!

   Lu Bei sent voice transmissions everywhere, bumping into walls everywhere, and no one responded.

   A string of question marks floated across his forehead, and he suddenly felt that something was wrong. After thinking about it for a while, he decided to go to the Tai Tuo to find out.

  The students are dull, please enlighten me!

  Boom!

   Lu Bei kicked open the door of the quiet room, and looked over, the Tai Tuo was sitting with his back to him with his eyes closed.

   "Qing'er, I haven't seen you for a few days, do you miss me?"

   "Whether you think about it or not, I miss you so much..."

   "Qing'er, speak up!"

  Lu Bei raised his hand and poked the Taifu's weakness, seeing that he was unmoved, raised his hand to the other's shoes and socks, and hooked the soles of his feet.

  Still motionless.

   It shouldn't be, she is obviously the most ticklish.

   Lu Bei's heart skipped a beat, and he became more and more confused. Compared with cross-eyed and cold-eyed, cold and violent ignorance is the most terrifying.

  But he has been honest recently, and he hasn't messed around outside. Even if he did, why are you angry with him for no reason?

  Hmph, it doesn't make sense at all!

  Lu Bei curled his lips: "Ignore it, I'll see how long you can bear it!"

   There is a saying in the art of war that a good fighter can be guided by his strength.

  There is another saying in the art of war, the way to use soldiers is to attack the mind as the top, attack the city as the bottom, fight with the heart as the top, and fight with soldiers as the bottom.

  To sum it up in one sentence, use your strengths to avoid weaknesses, use your own advantages to confuse the enemy, and use psychological warfare to achieve strategic results without a single soldier.

  Wake up a person who is pretending to be asleep, it is very simple, take out a chip that the other party cannot refuse.

  Lu Bei took out the Taiji diagram and fanned the wind, and the scattered yin and yang energy fluctuated from strength to strength, like a cat's claws scratching the heart, making Taifu unable to stop.

  From Xiantian Yiqi, to Yuanshi Shangqi, to the current Taiji Diagram, Lu Bei's tactics have remained unchanged. The Tai Tuo fell into his hands in this life, and he must have done a great evil in his previous life to destroy the world of cultivating immortals.

  Seeing Tai Tuo's eyelashes trembling slightly, biting his lips tightly, after a while he couldn't bear it anymore, surrendered with his guns, opened his eyes and gave Lu Bei a vicious look.

   "Qing'er, you're awake!"

   "Hmph, what is the reason why the Second Hierarch is here?"

   Tai Tuo gritted his teeth, and in a short sentence, every word came out through his teeth.

  Lu Bei blinked, thinking for a moment that he was still in a dream, and quickly woke up, you are still in the world of conferred gods, breaking the game is just a sweet dream after the faint king is overworked and tired.

  Lu Bei raised his hand and pinched Taifu's waist, glaring at him, confirming that it really hurts.

  Since this is the case, it is not a dream.

  Then here comes the question, how did the Taifu know about the Second Hierarch?

  Boom!

  Lightning thunder exploded in Lu Bei's ears, and his brainstorm was spinning rapidly. He was a person with a quick mind, and after a little thought, he figured out the key point.

   "Abandon, abandon, abandon..."

   Lu Bei Aba Aba opened his mouth, his tongue was tied, and he didn't pronounce the fake name for a long time.

  I treat you like a big brother, that's how you stabbed me?

   "Qing'er, listen to my explanation."

"If the king of men has nothing to do, go and find your Queen Jiang, my concubine Pu Liuzhizi, and the youngest and ignorant of the three sisters, what I want in my life is longevity, and I can't deserve such love from your majesty! "The Tai Tu said bitterly.

Among the three Yunxiao sisters, Bai Jin is the eldest sister Yunxiao, Zhu Qilan is the second sister Qiongxiao, and the Taifu is the youngest Bixiao. Zhu Qilan's teacher really wanted to call her sister when she saw the two girls.

  The problem is that he is not a human being by abandoning the scriptures. He slightly modified the plot and added some private goods.

  Inherited memories, Abandoning the Sutra didn't do anything, he just wanted to watch Lu Bei have fun, he didn't intend to have an affair with Lu Bei, and he wouldn't use such a small trick to make the two turn against each other.

  Even because the average person has eight years of memory, each wing corresponds to his own face, which is of great benefit in practice.

  The only thing he revised was that the World of Conferred Gods was not set up by the Yellow Emperor of the Central Palace, but by Lu Bei on his own initiative. In order of preference, whoever loves the most will have the highest status in the World of Conferred Gods.

   This will poke a hornet's nest!

   Rao is the Tai Tuo who never fights, works hard for the peace of the dead ghost's harem, and can't swallow this bad breath at this moment.

  I have been wronged so much for you. When I see students, I have to obediently call each other elder sister. You are lucky. You ranked me last among the three sisters.

  Why, I followed you too much before, didn’t I!

  Teacher's grievances are nothing else, just because Lu Bei looked down on her, and she doesn't fight because of love, it doesn't mean she really doesn't care.

  All along, she thought she was Yun Xiao, or even Queen Jiang, but it turned out that Lu Bei saw her that way.

  Looking at the beauty weeping, Lu Bei couldn't help but feel aggrieved. A rational and sober person like the Tai Tuo has started a palace fight. Don't others like Bai Jin, She Yan, and Zhu Qilan want to fry the pot.

  Abandoning the scriptures, abandoning the scriptures, you are making my life worse than death!

  Think about the endless intrigues in Tiangong in the future, dozens of plastic sisters in the chat group, and Lu Bei's whole person is not good.

   Also, what kind of face and identity are beyond his control, why should he take this responsibility?

  Lu Bei still doesn't know what happened here, he only knows that the Taifu was wronged, and he is still wronged!

   You have to bear the grievances, whoever made you flirt with others in the first place would have done so long ago.

Lu Bei embraced the beauty in his arms, clarified his love with nonsense words, pinched and counted with his hands hidden in his sleeves, swallowed a mouthful of saliva, oh my god, there are so many sins to suffer, he is already so scumbag Is there no cure?

The last time the Abandonment Sutra opened an altar in Tianjianzong to act as a demon, and he shook his old roots out in front of all the wings. He had no choice but to send all the wings except the Wanyao Kingdom to Tiangong. It hasn't been unlocked yet.

   One wave of ups and downs and another wave of ups and downs, it hurts to think about it.

   You know, in the world of Conferred Gods, he relied on his wings and face to devote himself to the Tao.

  The worst thing is...

   Queen Jiang and Concubine Huang are the hardest working pair!

  Die! !

  At this time, Lu Bei realized the seriousness of the matter, but he didn't realize how serious the matter was. He only knew how to dig a hole after abandoning it, but he didn't know how deep the hole was.

  He actually felt that he could be saved!

"Mr. Qing'er, it's all an illusion. It's just a trap set up by the Abandonment Sutra. If you really believe it, you've fallen for it." Lu Bei rescued him. He believed that the Tai Tuo understood the righteousness, and as long as he threw the blame on the Abandonment Sutra, the other party would definitely forgive him. he.

   As long as the Taifu can get through here, the others can also get through one by one.

   Forget it, let’s practice with Tai Tuo now.

   "Huh, hallucination?"

  Seeing that Lu Bei still wanted to quibble, the Taifu raised his foot and kicked him in the face, without shoes or socks, his innocent face stuck to his fair little feet, and his eyes widened.

  She knows how to punish.

Seeing that something was wrong with the atmosphere, the Tai Tu said indifferently: "If it's an illusion, where is the practice law? Is it a chance that fell from the sky? You have no way and stupid king, but you don't know that those beauties of yours didn't cause catastrophe because they were in the heavenly palace. Just eight years of absurdity."

  Teacher exposed Lu Bei's lies, the facts speak louder than words, there is no so-called hallucination, the Sutra of Abandonment is pure and innocent, and all the memories really happened.

  She just wanted to ask, why not arrange her to be Queen Jiang!

   Lu Bei quibbled a few words and was kicked out of the door. He took out the Taiji map, separated a sub-picture and stuffed it in the crack of the door. After saying a few sweet words at the door, he turned his head and went straight to the rest of the palace.

  The process was not complicated, but it was a little thrilling. Bai Jin wept silently, and Zhu Qilan sharpened his knife with a cold face. Both of them felt that they came first, and no matter how they were arranged, they should be the queen of the foolish king.

  Even if it wasn't them, it shouldn't be that demon girl. She really doesn't want any face!

  She Yan also felt that he was the first to come, and while happy that he had a unique position in Lu Bei's heart, the only saint who stood above him, he was annoyed that he was not arranged to be the queen.

  She doesn't want to be a saint, she just wants to be the first wife that the media is currently marrying. Seeing Lu Bei approaching cautiously, he holds up a golden snake to wipe away tears, saying that the two sisters have a hard life.

   "Hiss——"

  Sister Snake: Why didn’t she participate?

  Lu Bei expressed that he would not invite children, and pushed the vexatious golden-scaled snake to the side. After another kind words of comfort, he made a promise of exhaustion, and turned to rush to other occasions.

  Dache and Baimao are still in a stable mood, complaining about themselves and saying that they are diplomats who take the initiative to send them to the door. If the leader can remember to assign them a role, they will be satisfied and dare not ask for too much.

   This yin and yang is strange, how can it be called emotional stability.

  Zhan Hongqu's red eye circles are extremely wronged, she doesn't know where the wronged is, anyway, just follow the wronged.

For example, Zhao Shiran, Zhu Baiyu, and Gu Mi, these two people are really emotionally stable, Elder Zhao never fights, butler Yu is trapped in the background of a maidservant, Gu Mi has long been psychologically prepared to be flopped, and will create an extra paragraph out of thin air. Memory is regarded as a good memory, and the focus is on a well-behaved and obedient person.

  Lu Bei was almost moved to tears, and Lin Jushui, who looked at the arrangement from the Emperor of Heaven, just happened to have two pairs of reasonable wings.

  Zhu Xiushi: Good brother, why did you recruit me into the harem, and also arranged for a jade pipa spirit to be a demon girl?

  Tu Yuan: What does it mean to be an apprentice? It’s not as good as a dog. A dog can at least play with its master. An apprentice has no hope at all!

   These two are purely adding to the chaos, Lu Bei patted his **** and passed.

   There are those who make trouble, those who feel wronged, those who come first, and those who are eccentric.

They are still the two pairs of masters and apprentices from Liluan Palace and Fuyao Palace. They are cheerful and beckoning to Lord Zhaohun/the leader, so that Lu Bei can often go there to play, especially Han Miaojun, who is her happiest dancer. Yingyingyanyan has no shame at all, look It made Lu Bei hard.

   The fist is hard!

   Lu Bei evened out the lightweight players for the time being, and then he will face the two most heavyweight players, and they are also the two most difficult ones.

  Huang Yu.

  Huang Xiao.

  Little yellow croaker is fine, be prepared to be killed, don't struggle or resist, the other party will definitely forgive him when his anger subsides.

   Otherwise, the previous forgiveness was not in vain!

  Brother Xiao's side is difficult to deal with. Looking at the silent door of the quiet room in front of him, Lu Bei took a deep breath, rushed in gently, and came to the other party on tiptoe.

Contrary to Lu Bei's expectation, Huang Xiao was neither angry nor shy, and said very calmly: "Your Majesty, there is no need to say too much, I have already passed the age of making trouble without reason, and everything is a conspiracy of abandoning scriptures, I will not let Your Majesty shame."

  Look at others, being a wife for eight years is not for nothing, nor is the heart of Taoism honed for five thousand years. She deserves to be Queen Jiang.

  Lu Beida was moved, and subconsciously said: "A good wife understands righteousness, and as a husband..."

"shut up!"

  Huang Xiao was furious, and was overwhelmed by a single sentence. She raised her hand and hit Lu Bei on the forehead with an arrow. After that, she yelled loudly. The foolish king had no sense of shame, so he trained Lu Bei to bow his head and dare not answer back.

  Uh, I'm a little excited.

  He pondered, in a sense, the Sutra of Abandonment did send out a divine assist.

  Of course, this kind of outrageous thought cannot be uttered if it is so rotten in my heart.

   On Huang Xiao's side, she got dizzy from scolding, and after staggering to sit on the ground, she found that she had burst into tears at some point.

   Lu Bei handed over the cuffs, Huang Xiao pushed them away, and the flames of the Phoenix burned on his body, and the tears evaporated to restore the calmness of the ancient well.

  At the same time, Lu Bei also fainted from the flames of the phoenix. He had practiced too many double cultivations, and he couldn't control it at all, so he touched it by himself.

  The two flames of the phoenix blend together, making it difficult to separate each other.

Lu Bei was stunned, and hurriedly pressed the flames that crossed the border back into his body, while Huang Xiao was in a daze, staring at the ceiling with blank eyes, and murmured: "Your Majesty treats me like this, and I will be a bull and a horse to repay you in the next life, but in this life Well, your majesty asked me how to face the demon queen, tell me, do I still have the face to live in the future?"

   "Xian... Brother Xiao, let me tell the truth, you don't need to worry about this, everything is an illusion, don't take it seriously." Lu Bei said with a shy face.

  Huang Xiao: "..."

   Is it a hallucination, you don’t know what to do, you don’t know, it’s fine to deceive others, don’t deceive yourself too!

   "Also, Xiao Huangyu has long believed that we have an affair, it's just a mistake, you don't have to worry about it..."

"roll!"

  Huang Xiao raised his hand and pointed, and Lu Bei slipped away. Before leaving, he lightly installed the door.

In the quiet room, Huang Xiao had mixed feelings in her heart. She hated the Hunjun for trapping her in injustice, and was angry with the memory of those eight years of absurdity and obscenity. She had practiced for five thousand years, and a little memory could not disturb her Taoism. Don't panic.

  The problem is, in the memory, Hunjun is not the only one who favors her, the little yellow croaker is also there, and the same memory is also in the little yellow croaker.

  Have a splitting headache and can't do anything!

  Huang Xiao raised her hand to rest her forehead, the sky and the earth are big, there is no place for her in the world.

   "Sort by preference, I am the queen..."

   "Too plain, too dark...Lu Bei..."

   "The fool fooled me!"

  ——

  Boom!

  In the demon palace, there was a loud noise, and the two vixen guarding the gate didn't understand where the demon queen had such a big desire today. Hearing the sound, it was clear that another jade bed had been crushed.

  Bah, you don’t feel bad when you’re sitting down, the other witches haven’t tasted the sweetness at all!

  In the room, Lu Bei was clutching the edge of the bed tightly, looking at the sky with blank eyes, a tear slowly fell, and the main target was a lovely and pitiful one.

   Good luck is in his hands, as a perpetual chicken, he shouldn't be like this. It's purely acting, not seeking to win Huang Yu's sympathy, just to make her happy.

  The effect was mediocre, the little yellow croaker was full of resentment, and she was already very jealous, but she was really practicing Lu Bei to death.

  Usually sneaking around, she doesn't care if she is out of sight or out of mind, but now it's good to instill a ridiculous and shameless memory in her, but it still exists.

   What do you mean, just cook the raw rice and cook the rice, and uncover the fig leaf, so that she has to accept it if she doesn't want to?

   Impossible, there are no doors!

  The demon empress solemnly told the demon emperor that it is best to give up that heart, and she would not let the demon girl enter the demon palace as a younger sister if she said it ten thousand times.

  In the end, she is the demon queen, and the queen is just her!

  Two hours later, the little yellow croaker burst into tears, hitting and biting the wicked person.

  In stark contrast to it, the Qili Sutra who is telling the story of the Heavenly Sword Sect today will not talk about anything else, but only talk about the family affairs of the Emperor of Heaven.

   Abandoning the scriptures and looking for fun, thinking about it is not enough, because the audience is too inferior, all of them are low-level and tight-lipped, and they don't dare to spread rumors when they know it.

  In order to spread the word of the fun, Abandoned Sutra fixed his eyes and looked into the distance. Between the heaven and the earth, there is a place that can be called Lu Bei's hometown.

  Blue Star!

  Qi Li Jing can't go to Blue Star, at least not now, but he has a way to pass the news.

  By the mouth of the player.

   This group of people is not afraid of heaven and earth, and I have the advantage per capita. They dare to laugh before dying in the face of the wrath of the emperor. They are the best tools and mouthpieces.

  So, the player received the mission for the first time.

  Advanced missions from the Invincible and Immortal Sword Master Abandoned Sutra.

   And so, the story of the Emperor of Heaven playing with his mother-in-law was not only spread wildly in the mainland of Kyushu, but also spread across borders and universes to Blue Star.

  Good things don't go out, bad things cross the universe.

  Qi Li Jing's heartfelt consolation, his painstaking efforts are not in vain, and only in this way can he be worthy of the status of the emperor of heaven.

  Through the observation of the Abandonment Sutra, he found that there was a stratification between the players, and some players felt a strong awe of him. Seeing him was like seeing a god, and he no longer had the normal heart of laughing and joking before.

   "Interesting, it seems that the other side has also noticed..."

   "Are you going to border?"

  ——

  Boom!

   "It's unreasonable, who is spreading rumors!"

  In the Demon Palace, Lu Bei heard Huang Chong's report that there were rumors going around in the Wan Yao Kingdom, that the Demon Emperor slept with his mother-in-law, who was the former head of the Phoenix clan, and that the Demon Empress gave birth to his mother, Huang Xiao, and was immediately furious.

   "The old patriarch is pure and pure, and Gu is notoriously not close to women. Who is chewing his tongue, find out, find out and kill him!"

  Lu Bei was furious, this time he really planned to kill a demon head.

   "Report, Your Majesty, the whole Myriad Monster Kingdom is spreading it." Huang Chong said with a headache, he couldn't just kill all the monsters in the whole country to cover up the royal family's ugliness.

   "Kill, kill them all."

   "Your Majesty said nonsense there, and they didn't say anything nonsense, and everything was the truth." The demon queen Huangyu entered the arena with a sneer. Hearing her words, Lu Bei immediately lost his temper.

   "Good wife, you can't talk like that..."

   "Shut up, I am not your good wife, she is."

   "..."

  Lu Beizhi rolled his eyes, glanced outside the hall from the corner of his eye, and found the fox's tail sweeping back and forth, and immediately regained his energy.

  Fox Three Probes.JPG

  The lonely Daji, bah, the lonely big brother is here to save you.

  Lu Bei leaned forward, and before he could speak, Hu San grabbed him: "My lord, you are so cruel, you haven't touched my concubine for eight years."

   "Poof——"

  Why do you even have memories?

   "Stop pretending to vomit blood, your beloved concubine, our mother is waiting in the empress dowager's bedroom, let me call her eldest son home for dinner!"

   "Then, what, it's a bit messy, can I not go?"

   "What do you think?"

   "..."

   It's messed up, it's all messed up.

  ——

  Eleven thousand words, Dazhang asked for a monthly pass.

  (end of this chapter)