Cultivation Is Like This

chapter 456

  The housekeeper was very obedient, and came forward obediently to undress the master.

   Then, the housekeeper was very obedient, and at the hostess's order, she added two little coats for the hostess and herself.

  Because of these two shields, the bathroom of the cloud cover was immediately turned into a swimming pool.

   Fortunately, it is not a big problem. There are no outsiders in the private swimming pool. The two pieces of fabric block it but not completely.

  The thick-skinned old Lu Bei ignored Zhu Qilan's warning eyes, rammed the two women away, and squeezed between them.

   With a move with his left hand, he hooked Steward Yu, who was secretly delighted. He raised his right hand and grabbed Zhu Qilan, who was pretending to be calm, and then made a splash on the left and the right, making two big red faces.

  Zhu Qilan folded his arms around his shoulders, with a sinister heart and a deep city, turned his head to look aside, and threw the back of Lu Bei's head.

   Butler Yu secretly sent Qiu Bo, leaning on Lu Bei's shoulder, turning his head and arching back and forth, using his body temperature to dissipate the redness of his tender face, and said tenderly: "Master, how are you?"

"Like it?"

  Lu Bei has a serious face, his hands hidden under the water are restless, and at the same time criticize this evil old society.

  Because of the principle of being strict with others and being lenient with himself, he did not criticize himself. I thought about myself three times a day.

   "If Your Highness likes it, I will naturally like it. If His Highness doesn't like it, I don't know." Butler Yu's eyes were foggy, unable to bear the blame, he leaned against Lu Bei's ear and breathed lightly.

   "Okay, let me ask for you."

  Lu Bei turned his head to look at Zhu Qilan, shook his delicate body lightly but didn't respond, and immediately turned his five fingers into claws and used a black tiger to dig his heart out.

   Really, the water was so deep that he couldn't hold it.

  Zhu Qilan's body shook, embarrassed and angry, bit his lip and looked at Lu Bei, telling him to be honest and not be a demon.

   "Cousin, what about you, do you like it?" Lu Bei asked with a smile.

"shameless."

   Zhu Qilan snorted softly and shook his head decisively to show that he didn't like it.

Failing to get a satisfactory answer, Lu Bei showed frustration, and turned to see Butler Yu: "It's a little troublesome, my cousin has different opinions, I'm afraid that she will have to be sentenced to tell the truth, help me and hold her down, Yu Ben The official rammed the emperor himself."

   Butler Yu covered his mouth with a coquettish smile and nodded in agreement. The two of them turned their heads to look at Zhu Qilan, causing the latter to panic and fled from the spot in a panic, and disappeared in a flash.

   "Cousin, your clothes..."

  Lu Bei grabbed the silky fabric, but before he could regret it, Butler Yu moved to sit on his lap.

   A small butler, who dares to commit the following crimes, is so daring, does he still have a master in his heart!

  Lu Bei was in a hurry at that time. The grappling hand he had just learned could bear this grievance, and he held Butler Yu with a snap. His eyes met, his lips were pressed together, and the atmosphere instantly became hot.

   At this moment, the bathroom door was opened, and Zhu Qilan, who had finished dressing at the speed of light, strode in. Seeing that the adulterer and the prostitute completely forgot about themselves, she was still hugging and chewing, and snorted immediately.

  Crack! clack-

  The air-conditioning froze, and a thick layer of ice condensed on the water. Butler Yu was carried out of the water by Zhu Qilan before he could lean on the hard seat.

   She looked puzzled and looked at Zhu Qilan in confusion. She agreed to follow the plan, but why did she change her mind?

  Zhu Qilan's face remained the same, and she didn't look at Lu Bei, so she said in an angry voice: "Bai Yu, tidy up your clothes and go to retreat with me."

"Now?"

   Butler Yu was very surprised, his eyes swept back and forth between the dog and the male and female, and he suddenly realized what he understood.

   She secretly smiled at Lu Bei, and under the latter's speechless gaze, she dissipated the moisture from her body, took out a set of clean clothes and put on it, then followed Zhu Qilan, twisting her waist and disappearing outside the door.

   "Tsk, it's too selfish not to let others eat it by yourself." Lu Bei pouted, waved his hands to disperse the ice floes on the water, changed his practice, calmed down, took out the jasper gourd and started to flip.

   "Please turn around baby!"

   The new baby who just received it will never get tired of playing.

   On the other side, Butler Yu left with Zhu Qilan, dragging his feet and snickering from time to time.

"why are you laughing?"

"Your Highness heard it wrong. Bai Yu was clearly crying. His Highness went back on his word and was capricious. Thinking like this today and thinking like that tomorrow, it's just hard work and hard work for me. After I leave, Master will definitely not like me anymore." Butler Yu sighed faintly, and said something like living on the street in the cold weather, and the death of a zhang of Bai Lingxiang.

   Zhu Qilan was angry and annoyed: "Then why are you following me, why don't you go back."

   "Thank you for your kindness, Your Highness, Bai Yu will come when he goes." Butler Yu nodded again and again, lifted his skirt and turned around...

   did not go.

   "Bring me back!"

"whee."

   "Hippie smiley face, it's all you... You taught him badly."

"His Royal Highness don't want to wrong a good woman. It's clearly because the master has high qualifications, he can learn everything quickly, and he can draw inferences from other things. You can't blame me." Butler Yu shouted that she was wronged. .

   "Don't call him Master, this matter is not yet clear."

   "You dare to hug and take a bath if you don't have any eyes. If you have eyes, don't you want to demolish the house..."

   "What did Whisper say?"

"whee."

According to the rules of the palace, Zhu Qilan chose a male master for Changming Mansion, and Zhu Baiyu should be the first to check, and teach some advanced theoretical postures by the way. .

The    plan was like this at the beginning. Butler Yu was ordered to teach Lu Bei while supplementing theoretical knowledge. Seeing that the atmosphere is almost brewing, it is time for the actual battle, and Zhu Qilan is not happy.

   The deeper the love, the more reluctant it is. Seeing Lu Bei and Butler Yu kissing each other, my heart is full of taste. I changed the plan overnight, lost two books in theory, and it is absolutely impossible in actual combat.

   asked that it was the Changming Mansion that she had the final say, the rules of the palace could not control this.

   But when she was asked when she practiced the theory, Zhu Qilan was speechless. She fumbled and said that everyone was young and not in a hurry. After a while, Lu Bei would go to the capital with her and talk to her mother before it was too late.

  …

   The next day, Lu Bei found Zhu Qilan who was in retreat and asked about the refining secret realm during the integration period.

  Small world upgrade is a top priority.

Zhu Qilan's realm has crossed too much. From the entry of the integration period to the great perfection, there is no time to settle the heaven and earth. affect future practice.

   In this regard, Zhu Qilan said that it is optional. The Western Jade Emperor Dao Sutra she practiced is different from other monks’ exercises. She doesn’t need to work hard to gather magic weapons, and she can enter the period of calamity by step by step.

   As for the magic weapon, she transformed the original small world into a snow-white ice knife, which is considered a smooth operation for the time being.

  Lu Bei suspects that Zhu Qilan has practiced crooked like him, but the Western Jade Emperor Avenue, which can only be practiced with 100,000 skill points, will not be crooked to this extent, but if neither of them are crooked...

   Isn’t it true that all the monks in the world have gone the wrong way?

   The world is wrong!

  Thinking of this, Lu Bei had a vague hunch, but there are so many talented people in the world that it is impossible for no one to find out.

   He didn't dare to be careless, he pressed Zhu Qilan on the couch to check, and checked very carefully, until he got two pink fists in his chest before he stopped in annoyance.

  Zhu Qilan retreated, and the official business of the great commander fell on Lu Bei again. He hurriedly dealt with it, added a bunch of tasks to himself, and entangled with Butler Yu and returned to Sanqing Peak alone.

  Before parting, I got a few props from Butler Yu. The text is not important, and the illustrations are lifelike. It is said to be a secret treasure from the palace.

   involves Wu Zhou state secrets, and Lu Bei did not dare to say or ask, so he honestly accepted the props. Facing the key points of the circle, Lu Bei patted her on the chest and promised that Mr. Yu, who said that he would take the next exam, would study hard late at night after returning home, work diligently and diligently, and graduate with full marks.

  ——

  Sanqing Peak.

  Lu Bei showed his face in the two camps to check if there were new students with excellent qualifications. The result was not very good. The rolls were enough, but there was no familiar ID.

   Counting the time, the first World's No. 1 Martial Arts Master... No, the first qualifying competition is about to start, and he has not even found a reliable named disciple.

   You can’t miss this opportunity to expose yourself, right?

  Lu Bei came to the backyard of Yuhuamen and browsed the official forum with a teacup in hand. There was no news that the qualifying competition was going to be launched soon.

   The top post is also related to arms. The last time I posted a post looking for like-minded partners, I have already recruited all the people. I am currently assembling the machine tools, and I want to change the world of immortality with automatic firepower.

   The idea is very good, but Lu Bei, who came from version 3.0 and has already merged, said that the arms industry will not last long in the world of immortals, just like the reincarnation of immortals.

   In the end, firearms have insufficient output and a single method. When it comes to boiling water, the world of immortals is more clever.

   As I was thinking about it, two scents were mixed and rushed towards my face.

   One is meaty and the other is meaty.

  Lu Bei opened his eyes, looked at She's eyes that were too sweet, took the roast goose with both hands, and put it in front of him to feast on it.

  [You have been poisoned, after being judged, your health remains unchanged after deducting defense and immunity]

   It's still the same taste. If you change it to someone else, you won't be able to bear the deep love in the roast goose.

   Seeing Lu Bei gobbling down, She Chang was extremely satisfied. Of course, she knew that Lu Bei was acting, and she was satisfied with her attitude.

   He has me in his heart and knows how to coax people.

  The wind was blowing the clouds, Lu Bei threw down the bones, summoned water to wash off the oil stains, and without waiting to say anything, he was pulled by She He and walked mysteriously towards the quiet room of the underground palace.

   No, eldest sister, Kawazawa King's Palace, we are both like this, how can you pretend that nothing happened?

   After the war, there was no war, but continued dual cultivation, which disappointed Lu Bei very much.

   But soon, his face became serious, and within sight, a new swimming pool was built in the quiet room, and he almost did the lotus hall.

   "Sister She, what does this mean, let's talk first, I won't let you succeed!"

   "It's not interesting. When you eat, your clothes get dirty. I'll take you to do the laundry."

   "Impossible, this is a robe of mine, the dust won't fall, water and fire won't..."

   "She's still in retreat and won't be able to wake up for a while."

   "Say earlier, take the clothes."

  Lu Bei raised his hand and hooked the water snake's waist. There was no need to show the deepest feelings, and there was no sweet talk to warm up the scene. The two hearts leaned together early, and then the old man pushed, no, it happened.

   Linyuan sky hydrated, dark tide mussels spit pearls, embraces the clouds and mountains, and the song is unbearable.

   (end of this chapter)