Cultivation Is Like This

   Chapter 471

   "I called Huanshi before, why can't I speak now?"

  Lu Bei's eyes were slightly narrowed, and his five fingers were tightly clasped on the jade slip. If something happened, such as Taifu pretending to be insane and wanting to **** the jade slip, he was confident that he would take the jade slip into his carry-on space at close range.

   Even if this jade slip is taken away, it doesn't matter, it is empty, and there is no dark history in it.

   To avoid killing all at once, he adheres to the principle of Xun Yu that eggs cannot be placed in the same basket, and every time the video is finished, he will change another one. At present, the number of jade slips is limited, only eighteen.

"But…"

  Li Taiqing raised his hand to his chest, left and right **** bit by bit, glanced at Lu Bei timidly, and whispered: "Uncle said before, if you call Daddy again, you won't want me."

   "I said so, but this isn't anyone...not awake!"

  Lu Bei put out the facts and reasoned, and encouraged: "Hurry up and shout twice before they wake up. When they wake up, if you want to shout, Daddy, I shouldn't!"

  Bah, the ghost wants to shout.

   "Daddy."

   "Speak up, have you eaten all that sugar for nothing?"

  Lu Bei put his probe into his ear: "I'm listless at a young age. How can I avenge my daddy in the future! How can I fulfill the oath you made!"

   "Daddy-Daddy-"

   With half of his cheap face in front of him, Li Taiqing took a long breath and shouted loudly. After the howl, he took the sugar gourd handed over by Lu Bei and bit it.

   A grin on his face.

   Taifu's temper, let alone when his mind is asleep, he can't recognize a thief as his father in any case when he is awake. She separated out some of her primordial spirits, simulated herself when she was young, and watched this scene from the perspective of a third party.

   I have to say, very bad.

  Lu Bei was satisfied and put away the jade slip, let Li Taiqing cool off, and helped Zhao Shiran to wake him up.

   Zhao Shiran woke up, as if he had been hit by a brick on the back of his head, top-heavy and dizzy, and after a long time of combing, he explained the battle after Lu Bei's inquiry.

   is not much different from Lu Bei's guess. After witnessing Mu Jiling's torture and scars after being captured, Li Taiqing was angry and went on the line of Taifu's tuba. He chopped melons and vegetables and generally slaughtered four cultivators in the fit period.

After    covered his head and went offline, Zhao Shiran and Mu Jiling were in a coma due to the aftermath of the battle.

   "Uncle, I want to eat steamed buns." Li Taiqing grabbed Lu Bei's sleeve and wiped off the sugar coating on his hands.

   "Eat three cages first, save some money. Our family is not that rich. I will take you to my grandmother's house in a few days. She is already rich, and we will strive to eat her poor within a hundred years."

  “…”

  Li Taiqing's face froze, and he hurriedly took the bun to cover his mouth, humming, humming, and working hard.

   Zhao Shiran stared at this scene stunned, whispered in Lu Bei's ear, and asked what happened.

   Just happened, Mu Jiling woke up faintly, and couldn't wait to ask Lu Bei what Lu Bei had done to her master during the ten days of disappearance. If she lied and deceived, she would castrate Hu San.

   With such a ruthless oath ahead, Lu Bei didn't even think about it, and hurriedly deceived him with lies.

   It is impossible to tell the truth. He beat Taifu seriously, which is too outrageous. After the beating, he pulls Taifu Shuangxiu, which is even more outrageous. In order to conform to the realistic logic and increase the credibility, a new version has been changed.

   He and Tai Fu were compared, and he was pressed and beaten all the way, and Tai Fu broke through.

   The new version is logically clear and well-founded. Both Zhao Shiran and Mu Jiling are convinced.

   Then Mu Jiling protected Li Taiqing and told her loudly that there is no uncle here, and it is impossible to have... that kind of thing. In short, children should not mistakenly identify relatives, they are easily deceived by bad people with ulterior motives.

   Li Taiqing vowed to recognize the thief as his father, and ignored Mu Jiling. Under Mu Jiling's crying and tearless gaze, he listened to the advice of the kind uncle, and considered the feasibility of expelling the scoundrel from his teacher's door.

   With the label of a bad woman added, Mu Jiling shut himself off directly and didn't hold back a word for a long time.

   "The disciple over there, what about you, don't make a face, come here and I have something to ask you."

  Lu Bei greeted Mu Jiling, who was reluctant, until Lu Bei pinched Li Taiqing's small face and said that he was going to spank, and she was full of anger and stepped forward one step at a time.

   "It's been ten days, what's the situation in Guanzhou now, isn't the war over yet?"

   "No, but I received several urgings to ask Master why the fighter was delayed..."

   Official business, Mu Jiling told the truth.

  Qinggan occupied Guanzhou. Facing the heavy blockade and siege of Emperor Jizong, he could not bear the pressure and chose to form an alliance with Qi Yan.

  Qi Yan also found a reason to intervene in the situation of Wuzhou and Zhou. Intervention did not say intervention. He ended up as a good-hearted passerby who mediated conflicts. He stood up for his younger brother and claimed the territory of the three western states of Wuzhou.

  Wu Zhou's side, how about the grand strategy, Mu Jiling's identity is not enough, so I can't get in touch temporarily.

   I only know that there is constant friction on the front line, and there are big and small conflicts every day.

  When the security is not equal, the two sides will stop testing and start the decisive battle directly.

  The premise of the big battle is to find the master who has not heard from him for ten days.

   "It's a little numb. You can see her current situation. Going up is a gift, not to mention killing people. I'm thankful that people don't laugh to death." Lu Bei sighed, and Li Taiqing, who was eating too much, was lying on his back.

   There is no door on his mouth, and he eats and loses slag, making Lu Bei's clothes greasy, and his head smells delicious.

  The picture is too beautiful, Mu Jiling didn't dare to look at it, and said dryly: "Then I can only tell the truth, I will bring the master back to the capital first..."

In the middle of the conversation, she suddenly froze, as if thinking of something, otherwise her proposal: "Master has too many opponents in the capital, especially Emperor Jizong, if they take advantage of the emptiness, it is very difficult to rely on me alone. It is difficult to keep the safety of the master."

   Having said this, she fixed her eyes on Lu Bei.

   "Stop doing this, you can't protect it, I can protect it?"

Lu Bei shook his head again and again, resolutely not wading into the muddy waters, loyal to the lord and patriotic: "I am not afraid that you will spread the word, this suzerain is only here to protect Wu Zhou, Jiangshan, society and crops, and save the country from danger, this patriotic heart of boxing can't be tolerated. There is no delay, there is no time to change the diaper for your master."

   Mu Jiling was furious, and when he rolled up his sleeves, he was about to die with Lu Bei. Li Taiqing threw a bun, and sat back to the place full of grief and anger.

   "Uncle, I want to eat dumplings."

   "Didn't you just eat steamed buns, why did you eat them again?"

Lu Bei shouted angrily, took out a cage and handed it to the top of his head, to make suggestions for Mu Jiling: "Actually, it's not a big problem. If she can wake up once, it means that she can wake up a second time. If you encounter Huangjizong's shameless sneak attack in the capital , don't panic first, rush up and beat your head with blood, she is so angry, hey, maybe she will wake up completely."

   Mu Jiling rolled his eyes, three foxes and four raccoons on a hill are not good things.

   "Actually there is another way."

  Lu Bei clenched his fist and coughed softly, "Go to my godmother, she must have a way to wake up your master."

The idea of ​​   was very good, and Mu Jiling was quite moved. Suddenly, she thought of something, and she shook her head in denial.

   Anyone can do it, only Hu Er can't.

   This is a good thing to say, called owe Hu Er a favor, and at worst, he took the initiative to invite Hu Er to visit the death site of the society.

   "Then I have no choice."

   "Actually there is another trick, that is..."

  Mu Jiling glanced at Li Taiqing, who looked like a bottomless pit, and wondered: "Guanzhou has the great power of the royal family to overcome the robbery.

   "It doesn't sound very reliable. You have seen her situation. If the other party has an idea, she only needs a candied haws, and she has another father." Lu Bei complained.

   "That's better than having one more grandmother." Mu Jiling was even more speechless.

   "You can't say that, the grandmother loves her granddaughter the most."

  “…”

  In terms of lip service, ten Mu Jilings combined can't beat one Lu Bei, so they ended the meaningless discussion and took Li Taiqing to Guanzhou, and at the same time completed the joint task and brought Lu Bei there.

  Speaking of which, the joint task this time was ambiguous. Hu Er didn't mention the reason for meeting the Taifu. No matter how he looked at it, he pushed the godson into the fire pit.

   But if you only look at the results, Taifu is really deceived.

  ——

   Beima County, Yongxiang County.

   Beima County is located on the westernmost side of Xianzhou, not far from the blockade of the two states, and the location agreed by the royal family's robbery master and Taifu is also here.

   Originally, the two of them went on the road together, and Taifu made a temporary appointment and turned to Xiwang County.

  Outside Yongxiang County, clouds and mist cover half of the mountainside, and small trails are looming.

   In the view, a woman in green robe sat cross-legged on a cloud bed with a whisk hanging by the head of the bed.

  Wu Dao has a leisurely demeanor, a very beautiful appearance, a plump figure, and a wide avenue robe that can block the romantic curves.

   has a very serious and immortal face, but the figure is imaginative, making people subconsciously think that these girls are not serious girls.

   Zhu Xiu Shi.

   The door was lightly buckled, and the visitor held the token imprint. Zhu Xiushi stopped practicing, and the secret passage could be counted. He took the whisk by his side, and greeted him with a smile.

   In the front yard, three women and one man, three big and one small, three standing and one riding.

   "My good lady, you can come... now."

  Zhu Xiushi smiled stiffly, and looked at the condensed version of Taifu in amazement. Looking at the corners of his eyebrows, it was indeed him, but... When did he have such a good appetite?

Where did    mounts come from?

   After Mu Jiling's explanation, Zhu Xiushi understood the reason, looked at Lu Bei in confusion, and asked the sect master-level mount of the Heavenly Sword Sect to wait for a while, and dragged the screaming Taifu towards Jingshi.

   "Zhu Xiushi, I seem to have heard this name somewhere."

  Lu Bei watched the swaying peach leave, secretly saying that the family was sinister, and facing Mu Jiling's contemptuous eyes, he said with a serious face: "I must have heard of it, but I just can't remember it."

  Pull it down, you patronized and watched, when have you thought about it.

   Mu Jiling was contemptuous, and at the same time secretly lucky, fortunately, when the master lost his mind, he turned into a child, otherwise something might happen in ten days.

   (end of this chapter)