Cultivation Is Like This

   Chapter 67

   "Come on, the sect master will touch your bones to see how well you are trained."

   Embracing Hu Zhi who bumped into his arms, Lu Bei first licked her little chin, then touched his hands and legs, and finally stopped on his back.

   "Don't be afraid, keep your waist straight, that's what the old master felt when he led me through the door."

  “Hmm~”

  斛郬's face was flushed red, and his chest was not too small. He was very embarrassed. He only felt that the hand of his master seemed to have magic power, leaving a warm stream of heat every time he passed.

   is annoying, but she doesn't hate it.

   "Yes, yes, it's a good hanger for displaying clothes."

   "Master?"

   "Slip of the tongue, the master praised you for having a good body in practice."

   At the door, She Hean leaned against the door frame with his arms folded over his shoulders, and hummed in disdain.

   Unsurprisingly, Lu Bei's friend who kept a monster pet was himself.

   She didn't take Lu Bei's behavior that seemed to be touching his bones, but in fact he was sloppy.

   This is not She Yan's intention to justify Lu Bei, but a conclusion drawn by presenting facts and reasoning and summarizing experience.

   In her opinion, Lu Bei is full of shortcomings, despicable, shameless, hypocritical and cunning... It can be said that he has a bad track record for a day, but his lack of closeness to women is indeed one of his few advantages.

   Personal experience, nonsense, several candid meetings, nothing happened, this alone is enough to prove.

   "Yes, the qualifications are good. When the master finds a practice method suitable for your cultivation, I will fly with you."

  Lu Bei rubbed his hand on Huye's head and looked around: "Where are those little guys, where did they go crazy?"

   "In the backyard underground palace, my sisters go to the clay figurines to roll around every day."

   "This problem... you don't have it?"

"No."

  斛郬 shook his head, looked at She Hean curiously, and tugged at Lu Bei's sleeve: "Master, who is this sister?"

   "Don't talk nonsense, no big or small, Aunt Snake has long passed the age of her sister, and it was almost the same 30 years ago." Lu Bei blamed.

   "She Chang, friend of your family head, let's talk about each other, just call me Sister She."

  She Hen said to Hu Yan with a smile, and then looked at Lu Bei with a cold face: "People in cultivation do not judge their seniority by age. If you call me Aunt Snake in the future, I will turn against you."

   "Okay, Aunt Snake."

  “…”

   "No problem, Aunt Snake."

  “…”

  She broke her promise, didn't turn her face, she rolled her eyes to express her dissatisfaction.

  Xiu Xian does not mention his age, but only depends on his realm and cultivation base. Old age does not mean high seniority.

   Take the Zhu family and Huangjizong of Wuzhou as an example. Everyone in the big family is close to each other. When you go to work, you are my uncle and I am my nephew. When I go home, you are my son and I am Laozi.

  Similar situations abound. If the relationship is really complicated and can’t be rationalized, then it’s different.

  The well-known common sense in the world of practice, She Chang believes that Lu Bei must know that every time she talks about Aunt Snake, old women, and seniority, it is just to anger her, and if she is angry, she will be fooled.

   "Let's go, take the head to see what the new home has become."

"good."

  斛郬 squinted and nodded, raising his broad robe to lead the way.

   Seeing the vixen jumping up and down, Lu Bei was quite ashamed. No matter how hard he was, he had to buy some suitable clothes for him as soon as possible.

  As a man, he was inevitably inconvenienced. Fortunately, the problem was not a big deal. She wanted to be raised in the Ascension Gate for a while, so it would be better to ask her to help.

  Thinking of this, Lu Bei frowned slightly: "Xiao Zhi, how long have you been transforming?"

   "It didn't take long..."

  斛郬 frowned, and he didn't know much about it, so he explained the situation of the transformation.

   Two nights ago, she was probably sick. She lay on the bed and couldn't sleep. She got up and quietly looked out the window...

  The moon is so round.

   regained his senses, faded away his demon body, and transformed into a human appearance.

  Natural, silky, no pain at all, but a sudden change of appearance surprised the other four little foxes.

   turned into a human, her mind was buzzing, and she felt ashamed of not covering her body, she pulled out a Taoist robe from Lu Bei's house and put it on her body.

   "Just the last two nights?"

  Lu Bei was heartbroken, only two nights away, but if he walked faster, he could catch up with his own fox spirit.

   Careless!

   doesn't mean anything else, changing shape is a big event for monsters, and if one is not careful, he will regret it for life. With him by his side, he can provide some guidance when pinching his face.

   The more he thought about it, the more he regretted it. Lu Bei glared angrily at She Heng. It was all her fault. If she hadn't been soft-hearted along the way, she would definitely have caught up with the scene of Hu Zhi's transformation.

  She Chang: "..."

   What sickness did this man have?

  …

  閛郬 led the way, Lu Bei strolled at Yuhuamen, and there were shops in the front yard, divided into two passages on the left and right.

  The passage on the left enters the backyard, and several rooms are reserved for the head and inner disciples respectively, and the rooms a little further away are used as guest rooms. The passage on the right passes through the pill room, the chamber, and the entrance to the underground palace in sequence. The outer area covers the largest area.

   At the end of the road is a deep pool in the back mountain.

   Here, Emei sent a lot of thought.

On the drawings that Lu Bei named, he only needed to add a few sheds to shelter from the wind and rain as an air force training base. As a result, Ding Lei insisted that his disciples set up two stone pillars with a height of five meters. 'meaning.

   In order to complete the artistic conception to show that he was not talking nonsense, Ding Lei also let the disciples of the Emei School carry hundreds of carp up the mountain and released them into the deep pool.

  Fish don't need money.

  Free, delivered.

  Sect Master Ding has no other intentions. He just hopes that Lu Bei will come to his senses. It's boring to eat geese all day.

  Ding Lei expressed his good intentions, and Lu Bei was deeply impressed. He didn't even think about going straight to the Emei faction, made the final payment, and took the five geese with him.

   Eat a whole goose feast today.

   Before leaving, he left another purchase fund for Ding Lei. The pill room and the tool room were in sight. I would like to ask the disciples of the Emei School to buy some hardware.

   In addition, there are fishing rods, cabinets and other furniture, all packaged to the Emei School.

   Stone table in the backyard, under the old tree.

  The four little foxes were still rolling around in the mud. Hu Zhi felt that he and his sisters lost a common language after he changed shape, and he was unhappy as he scrambled the vegetables in the bowl.

Seeing this, Lu Bei picked up a goose leg and put it in her bowl: "When you grow up, you should eat more meat, not only vegetables."

   "What should I do if I gain weight?"

   "I like it even if I'm fat."

  Lu Bei reconciled with Yan Yuese, and then pushed the vegetable plate in front of She Hean: "Protecting eyesight, preventing high blood pressure, and eating more vegetables are very good for your age."

  Shechang gradually got used to Lu Bei's sarcasm, and his diet was relatively light, so he didn't say anything at a glance.

  Lu Bei was the first to finish eating, put down the tableware and looked at the two beauties on the left and right.

  Strictly speaking, Hu Zhi's body and appearance strictly abide by the standard template of fox spirit, with gorgeous makeup and gorgeous appearance, it is easy to make people think about it, and it is hard to fall asleep at night.

  It is a pity that the temperament and appearance are seriously inconsistent.

  Because there is no elder to lead the way, he does not know how to use his own advantages, his behavior is natural and pure, and he lacks the self-consciousness of being a vixen. At best, it is called ignorance of the world, at worst, this vixen is dumb and doesn't look very smart.

   "Hey, give the head a smile."

"Whee."

   Sure enough, he laughed even more dumbfounded.

Lu Bei's brows are wrinkled into Sichuan characters. According to his expectation, the appearance of Hu Pie's transformation should follow his character. Tong Yan Ju's body looks like that, with the cool and glamorous She Heng, the combination of fox spirit and snake spirit is enough to kill all kinds of players in seconds. , As a result, this guy didn't play cards according to the routine, and just changed his shape and disrupted his overall deployment.

   Dumb and cute royal sister + snake and scorpion royal sister, is there anything wrong?

   Will there be any shortcomings?

   is missing, but still has a head start.

  Lu Bei raised his hand and clapped the table and decided to do it.

  I will go to the tailor tomorrow to make a batch of clothes, and when I come back, the two of them will change clothes, and he will personally review them.

   (end of this chapter)