Cultivation Is Like This

  In the far west, the Acacia Sect covers the moon.

  In the main hall, Yingge incense fans, move light lotus, bead tassels twirl and stars shake, flowers and vines tremble and dragons and snakes move.

  A dozen or so women dressed in water thin veil dance gracefully, with willow slender waists swaying with the sound of the zither, with shaved shoulders and plain waists, all of them are stunning beauties.

  In the center of the main hall, Lu Bei is surrounded by three beauties, namely the harsh master Shanggong, the harsh master Gongsun Zongzhu, and the harsh grand master Jing Xinwu.

  Three generations live under the same roof, all of them are saintly and beautiful.

  There is no saying that the actual product is mainly in the store, and the final interpretation right belongs to our store. The picture of Qunfang is not deceiving.

   But Lu Bei was not happy at all, and even a little sad. When he thought that the beauties in front of him had **** with Lu Xi, he felt envious.

   No, there is no envy or jealousy, only hatred.

Lu Bei's hate, think of him from the Lu family, from Lu Nan to Lu Dong, including him, Lu Bei, who is not a good man with strong bones, but he came to Lu Xi, obsessed with women all day long, and does not seek to make progress , The whole is a contemptible obscene embryo. "Bah, shameless!"

   That is, Lu Xi changed his surname and knew that he was not worthy, otherwise Lu Bei would have strangled him to death with his own hands.

  By the corner of the wall, Xing Li squatted with his arms around his knees. For three days, three full days, Lu Gou came to his territory. All day long, he is obsessed with women and does not seek to make progress. He is a contemptible bastard.

  Bah, shameless!

  The most irritating thing is that Lu Gou pinches his feet, massages his nails during the day, and is not idle at night. He brings his grandparents and grandchildren into the house in a three-piece suit, and the next day he opens the door refreshed.

   Xing Li knew that nothing happened in the house, and Lu Gou just disgusted him on purpose, but he knew that he was really disgusted.

  A man must avenge his revenge. If he is disgusted, of course he must go back. Xing Li has not been idle for the past three days.

   On Lu Bei's side, holding Master Shanggong's little hand, the more he thought about it, the more angry he became, and waved a group of people to disperse.

   I didn’t watch it, and my whole body ached from anger.

   "Everyone go out, the clothes are so tightly covered, I am ashamed to call myself the Hehuan sect!"

Lu Bei waved his hand, counting down the three-piece suit of grandparents and grandchildren: "Especially the two of you, one is the suzerain of the Hehuan Sect, and the other is the ancestor of the Hehuan Sect. You don't even have the strength to pinch your legs, and you say you are a Mahayana magic cultivator. It's really embarrassing. .”

  Of course, Master Shanggong is an exception.

   Lu Bei rubbed his little hand while winking, and agreed to chat about life at midnight tonight. It doesn't mean anything else, who made her Lu Xi's master!

   No, after Shang Gong wanted to refuse but nodded in agreement, Xing Li was so angry that his face turned green.

   Lu Bei waved goodbye to the grandparents and grandchildren's three-piece suit, snorted coldly, and asked Yi Mi Er to raise Xing Li in front of him.

  Tu Yuan tugged at the back collar, and brought Xing Li, who was like a ball, forward. Seeing that the latter was creaking and grinding his teeth, and didn't understand any etiquette for hospitality, he raised his hand and planted a bun on his head.

   Xing Li immediately became honest. Sippy smiley face.JPG

   You bastard, why are you so angry, the suzerain is not angry yet!

Lu Bei was envious, snorted, and dismissively said: "It is said that all the fairies of the Acacia Sect are hard to find, and I can't see them today. There are many crooked melons and dates, and none of the beauties. Fame is bigger than fact, you kid has suffered in the Hehuan Sect for the past two years."

  Then you still hold on to other people's little hands!

Xing Li scolded shamelessly, endured it, couldn't hold it back, and replied: "In the bitter cold place in the far west, it would be nice to be able to grow into a human. I don't know what beauty is, and I can only swallow my anger when I am ruined by others." .Master Xuanwu seems to understand very well. You have seen the world, so you might as well give me some pointers."

   After finishing speaking, Yin Yang snorted twice.

  The severity of the punishment can be seen, Lu Bei is a dead duck with a stubborn mouth, he can't see others living a better life than him, and he says that he is average in appearance, which is obviously rarer than anyone else.

   No matter how courageous he is, Lu Bei is not even as good as Lu Dong. Although Lu Dong failed to seize the house, at least there is a young monk by his side who will never leave him. Lu Bei is lonely and has nothing around him.

   Laughing to death, I’m afraid I haven’t cultivated until now, Lian Dao

  I didn’t quite understand what it meant.

  Thinking of this, Xing Li held his head high and put his pride on his face, bragging who wouldn't be able to pull two beauties out for a walk.

  1.2 meters

   It’s not bad. Although this dog is a bit rusty, it is good at being big and small and can fight.

another one!

   "Hey, I have a bad temper, I'm pulling my **** with a knife today, open your eyes!"

   Lu Bei had a strange desire to compare, and slapped his leg, causing Tu Yuan to grin in pain, his eyes shot fiercely, and he drew out the small blade and gestured towards Xing Li.

  Open your eyes in the physical sense. "Don't make trouble, dirty dog's eyes."

Lu Bei kindly persuaded Tu Yuan to let Han Miaojun and Yan Xiaoshuang go. After thinking about it for a while, the two palace lords are indeed stunning in the world, but compared with Shanggong, Gongsun, and Jing Xinwu, they seem to be so inferior little point.

  「Hahaha, blow it up!」

   Xing Li laughed, overjoyed, he will talk about it later after being beaten, today he will laugh at Lu Bei even if he dies. Make you talk hard, make you stinky, you don't even know how happy Mr. Xing is every day.

  「Jie Jie Jie Jie——」

Lu Bei smiled like a devil, threw out a jade slip with his hand, hit his forehead severely, picked up the teacup and began to taste it calmly: "Keep your dog eyes wide open, take a good look, there are all kinds of jade slips around me. What level of beauty!"

  That's right, the jade slip contains Hu San.

  The incompetent big brother can't do this, and he can't do that, but he has a beautiful face, blue is better than blue, and he looks better than Hu Er.

  Anyway, Lu Bei has practiced for two and a half years, and he has never seen a face more beautiful than Hu San. Take care!

   "Let's look at it first, ugly words come first, there are so many beautiful women around me, I am used to seeing big beauties, and I have a very picky eye."

  Xing Li Hen Hen Chirp picked up the jade slip and plunged into it, at first he didn't care, until he saw the world-renowned face recorded in the jade slip, then he closed his mouth.

   Then it opened again. Punishment: (°°)

   I don’t have much culture, so I paid my respects by saying “Fuck, you’re so beautiful.” “You’re dumbfounded!”

   Lu Bei was very embarrassed, pointed to Tu Yuan and said, "Do you know why she can only be a younger brother and can't climb on my bed? It's because she is ugly, and I don't want to wrong myself."

  Tu Yuan: (??,??)

  Although, I can't bear it this time, the master is wrong.

  1.2 meters tall, she changed back to the original appearance of the tall and slender sister Yu, took the teacup from Lu Bei's hand, and sat directly on his lap.

   It could be seen that the dog had resentment, so Lu Bei had no choice but to wrong himself, scratched his chin to make him happy, and at the same time did not forget to sneer: "Speak, you are dumb, aren't you good at speaking?"

  「You, you, this seat」

   Xing Li looked dazed, obsessed with beauty and unable to extricate himself, he subconsciously tucked the jade slip into his cuff. no success.

   Lu Bei waved his hand, took the jade slip in the air, and blew on the western air on it: "Who is this seat for? You don't even have a seat. If you return this seat, you are only worthy of kneeling."

  「.”

  Watching the jade slips go away, Xing Li was inexplicably sad, and thinking about this beauty getting on and off with Lu Bei every day, his heart ached so much that tears almost fell out.

  You take it easy, that sister is afraid of pain.

  It took a long time to recover from the severe punishment, stubbornly refused to bow his head, took two deep breaths and said: "But that's it, Kong has a good-looking skin, and there are many such things in the far west."

  「Deceive yourself and others, as long as you are happy.」

...

   Xing Li sat on the ground in a daze. He had been stronger all his life, and he was no match for Lu Bei. His self-confidence was shattered, not to mention how uncomfortable it was.

Lu Bei picked up Tu Yuan and threw it aside, got up and took two steps forward, patted Xing Li's shoulder, and said earnestly: "Xizi, don't be so useless all day long, it's just female sex, what's so rare. Multi-directional This seat studies, women will only affect the speed of cultivation, you look at this seat, then look at Dongzi,

  Only by rebooting can you live longer, understand? "

  The severity of the punishment is unclear, so he nodded ignorantly, and came back to his senses: "That's not right, my seat." "Huh?!"

   "Xing was born in the Concealing Moon Acacia Sect, and walks the Yin-Yang Road in an upright manner. What does this have to do with beauty, I am practicing seriously."

   "Bah, are you the Dao of Yin and Yang? You are obviously a greedy person, and you are a pervert. I am too embarrassed to reprimand you!" Lu Bei hated him for not fighting, and after some scolding, Xing Li quickly quit his **** life.

   It really doesn’t work, learn from Lu Dong and find a monk to escape into Buddhism.

   "Remember, practice hard, Lu Nan is the number one enemy, now you can't bear to sweat, the day you meet Lu Nan, you won't have enough blood to shed." Lu Bei taught hard, and established the real enemy for Xing Li in this life.

  Don't go north, go south.

   It’s true that he is a good-for-nothing. When the four parties meet, he is a dish, and Lu Nan can eat whatever he wants. But what if!

   Lu Nan was in the late stage of cleanliness, and he couldn't see waste. When he saw Lu Xi and other waste in Lu's house, he was so angry that he died of anger.

   The possibility is unlikely, but it cannot be ruled out. Lu Bei said that he is very optimistic about Xing Li, and if he works hard, Lu Nan will try to make him laugh half his life away if he is not angry.

  Thinking of this, Lu Bei was overjoyed, and then said: "You're like the Zheyue Acacia Sect, I'll be here soon." "Really!"

   Xing Li jumped up on the spot, with joy written all over his face. "Why, are you happy to hear that this seat is leaving?"

   Nonsense, if you can't beat it, you can't even get into the dog hole of the Hehuan sect.

   "No, I do one thing to the face and another to the other side. I feel uncomfortable, so I just force myself to smile." Xing Li hurriedly changed to a sad face.

Lu Bei didn't expose it, he frowned and said, "Your grand master is Bi Yuewu under Baihu. She has seen my methods and knows that I have a close relationship with you. It is not good for you to stay. You are the one who gets rid of it." She, I should get rid of her myself."

  The secret of the Far West is over. The task assigned by Ying Long has been completed. He doesn't plan to stay for a long time. He plans to go back to Wuzhou to rest for a while. After the little boy's body recovers, he will continue to go out and make trouble.

  Furthermore, the secret realm is in trouble, and the turmoil is still brewing, and it won't be long before it will erupt.

  In addition to the secret realm of death of the extraterrestrial demons, there are more than 30 Mahayana demon cultivators. They are more or less related to the first-class forces in the Far West. If they die, the Far West will definitely be in turmoil for a while.

  It’s like Abi Temple and the affiliated Tianwailou. There is no strong man in charge, and they will only be swallowed up by other forces when the cards are shuffled.

   The Far West is Baihu's territory after all, Lu Bei doesn't want to interfere, and doesn't want to meet Baihu, leaving now is the best result.

  Xing Li frowned upon hearing the words, taking Lu Nan as the enemy of life and death, he, Lu Dog and Lu Zhu are grasshoppers on the same rope, everyone has the same interests, Jing Xinwu really deserves to be killed and cannot be kept.

But

Thinking of the fragrant and soft Taishi Zu's furnace tripod, the punishment was severe and he couldn't kill him, so he confessed: "The Taishizu Yuanshen is under my restraint, I won't speak, she won't talk nonsense, Baihu won't know your information .”

   Lu Bei just said that, seeing that Xing Li was somewhat human, he nodded secretly. Lust is like life, nothing to worry about, this kid will die on a woman sooner or later.

  Actually, Lu Bei is clear in his heart, information about him will definitely be leaked out, Jing Xin will say it all, Qinglong and Suzaku will say it too. Suzaku, in particular, suffered a great loss in the secret realm, and didn't even keep Nidan's bird feathers.

  Ten thousand steps back, Qinglong and Suzaku don't say anything, but Yinglong, the leading brother, will definitely stir up the flames.

  Lu Bei thought about it, and asked Ying Long what color Baihu's underpants were when he had time, so as not to leak his information, but he didn't even know where the white tiger was.

   "Are you sure your Grand Master won't talk nonsense?" "No."

  Xing Li patted his chest, and gave a general description of his supernatural powers. Simply put, it was a hypnotic technique to control the primordial spirit without anyone knowing it. There are categories, and there are small tricks such as memory tampering, thinking stop, and the king's game.

   "Sounds very

  General, nothing great. "

   Lu Bei was sour and ordinary, and he didn't learn anything when he was sent for nothing. Seeing Xing Li's brows beaming, he was really embarrassed, his eyes froze, he quickly took out a black knife, and stabbed Xing Li's leg with a puff.

  「Ah legs, legs—」

   "Stop howling, it's not the third leg, see if you are obedient, I will arrange an errand for you."

Lu Bei knocked Xing Li down with one punch, and said in a bad mood: "This knife has nine handles, collectively known as the 'Nine Swords of the Great Demon'. It was passed down from a well-known magic school in the far west. There is no trace of the magic soldier."

   "It is very likely that it is a key to a secret realm, or it may be related to an extraterrestrial demon"

   "When you encounter something that you can't handle, go to Lion Camel City in the Western You Yao Territory, and tell the three city lords, Peng Demon King, to leave a jade slip, and he will pass it on to me at that time."

  Xing Li pulled out the magic knife, shook off the blood stains on the blade, and looked at it carefully: "Really, this knife looks ordinary, not as powerful as you boast."

   "Don't talk nonsense and tell you to do it, just do it, there are so many problems."

   Lu Bei raised his eyes and glared: "You are in the far west, and it is convenient to do things. Find a way to gather together the great devil's nine treasures. If you finish this seat, you will be rewarded a lot. If you eat well and drink spicy food, you will definitely benefit from it."

  Can I meet the beauty in the jade slip?

  Xing Li doesn't care about spicy food, he doesn't care about food and drink as a practitioner, and after being away from home for two years, he just wants to meet his sister-in-law, sit down and have a meal, listen to a little song or something.

  Family, move around more, so that the relationship will not fade.