Cultivation Of Immortals Begins With A Funeral Scripture

"Hurry up and find a way to save me. What do you want to do if you take off my pants at this time?"

Lin Xiaoyu found that his body was still sliding, and looked back in fright. It turned out that Cong Wen had pulled down his own pants, and immediately wanted to cry.

"shut up!"

Ye Congwen was almost let go by Lin Xiaoyu's words, so he quickly grabbed his trousers and twisted them into twists, with the trouser legs tightly wrapped around his smooth thighs. Ye Congwen tried to calm down and said calmly:

"Little fish, I caught you, now you crawl back slowly and grab me with both hands."

Lin Xiaoyu nodded, turned around carefully, slowly grabbed Ye Congwen's arm, found a place where he could stand firmly, put on his pants quickly, held the luminous beads, and picked out the not too smooth place to climb up.

Ye Congwen followed Lin Xiaoyu slowly and climbed up cautiously.

Yu Yueyue picked a bag full of blood grapes, put it into the jade storage, and looked up at the exit of the cave, but there was no one there.

"It's been so long, and the two of them haven't climbed up yet, so there won't be any accidents, right?"

Without caring more, he hurried to the entrance of the cave and shouted loudly:

"Lin Xiaoyu, Yu Congwen! Are you here yet?"

"Come on, come on, climb up immediately!"

Yu Yueyue felt that Ye Congwen's voice revealed a sense of powerlessness, but she was relieved when she heard the answer, and took out a bag to continue picking blood grapes.

After about ten minutes, I saw Ye Congwen's vigorous body slowly climbing up, with a long cane dragging behind him.

The second half of the cane was tied around Lin Xiaoyu's waist. The little girl was pitiful and frightened, and she looked at Ye Congwen with evasive eyes.

"Come on, it's safe now!"

Ye Congwen sighed, grabbed Lin Xiaoyu, and hugged him tightly!

"Brother Congwen, I will never dare again!"

Yu Yueyue was about to question Ye Congwen's excessive behavior when suddenly her painting style changed suddenly. Ye Congwen picked Lin Xiaoyu up high, put her on a raised rocky mountain, and raised her right hand fiercely towards Lin Xiaoyu's face. Hit up the buttocks.

He patted dozens of times in a row, really ruthless, without any sympathy, until Lin Xiaoyu burst into tears, no matter how much the little girl begged for mercy.

Yu Yueyue was afraid that Ye Congwen would hurt Lin Xiaoyu, so she ran over quickly, held Ye Congwen's hand firmly, and helped Lin Xiaoyu say something nice:

"What mistake did she make? You can tell her well. If you hit her like this, what if you get hurt?

Little fish, get up quickly. "

Ye Congwen looked at Lin Xiaoyu, who was dripping with tears, and then at Yu Yueyue, who was extremely anxious, and had no choice but to stop.

"Lin Xiaoyu, you are really, what did you do to make you so angry from Brother Wen?"

The first time Yu Yueyue saw Ye Congwen get angry, her eyes were red, probably Lin Xiaoyu did something wrong.

Lin Xiaoyu kept rubbing her butt with her hands, and said with tears in her eyes:

"I just wanted to go down and fetch some Nether Cold Spring and come back. Brother Wen took off my pants after he caught up with me. I'm not a child, and I was thinking about taking off my pants and spanking!"

"Try another sophistry!"

Ye Congwen saw that Lin Xiaoyu did not repent, and dared to argue in front of him, so he stood up with a bang.

Lin Xiaoyu was so scared that he quickly hid behind Yu Yueyue, stammered and lowered his head and said:

"Don't hit

Me, I will never dare again. "

"Okay, okay, what happened? Tell me."

Yu Yueyue stood in front of Lin Xiaoyu, so Ye Congwen had no choice but to tell the whole story from beginning to end.

The more Yu Yueyue listened, the more frightened she became, and the more frightened she became, the angrier she became, and asked Lin Xiaoyu:

"Lin Xiaoyu, the bigger you are, the more ignorant you are. The bottom of the cave is bottomless and pitch black. You are wearing such thin clothes. If you slip down by accident, when we go back to get the rope and come to rescue you, I'm afraid you'll be there already." Frozen to death."

"Sister Yueyue, Xiaoyu knew she was wrong, her ass was beaten to pieces by Brother Cong Wen, so don't scold me, I was also temporarily obsessed, and wanted to get some divine springs to go back to practice Cultivation Technique.

I'm not like you, I have a good big brother who loves you, let alone two-color elixirs, even three-color elixirs, he will try his best to get you.

Who can I rely on? Who can I count on but myself? Obviously the Shenquan is right under my eyes, and no one is willing to connect it back for me, so I have to find it myself. I didn't expect the bottom to be so smooth. "

"According to what you mean, I shouldn't have prevented you from receiving the divine spring just now?"

Seeing Ye Congwen's indifferent expression, Lin Xiaoyu flattened his mouth, walked slowly to Ye Congwen's side, and cried aggrievedly:

"Brother Congwen, I know I was wrong. If you want to fight, just fight, as long as you don't ignore me in the future."

"Okay, okay, Xiaoyu is a girl after all, so it's not good for you to spank her every now and then, right?

Let's pick the grapes and go home as soon as the sun goes down. "

Yu Yueyue gave Ye Congwen a gentle push, signaling him to say a few words of comfort to Lin Xiaoyu.

Ye Congwen looked at Lin Xiaoyu reluctantly. The little girl was so pitiful. Lihua lowered her head in the rain, as if she was a little bird, and most of the anger in her heart dissipated. She said helplessly:

"Why don't you rush to pick blood grapes with your sister Yueyue? Although the elixir was not given to you directly, you are still not satisfied with the ready-made soup made into soup every time?"

"Satisfied, it's because I have blind eyes and don't know good people's hearts, and I almost got brother Cong Wen fall into the cave with me.

Sister Yueyue, wait for me, let's pick grapes together. "

When Lin Xiaoyu heard that Ye Congwen meant that he could drink the elixir soup from Yu's family in the future, he immediately became happy, endured the pain, and limped towards Yu Yueyue.

After a while, the three of them picked another big bag of blood grapes. Ye Congwen saw that Lin Xiaoyu couldn't walk easily, and he didn't want to torture her. Fish, complaining:

"If I knew it earlier, I wouldn't hit you, and I will hurt myself in the end!"

"Hitting is love, scolding is love, hugging is true love!"

Lin Xiaoyu lay comfortably on Ye Congwen's back, muttering softly next to his ear, feeling that Ye Congwen seemed to want to throw herself away, and immediately moaned and asked:

"Brother Congwen, touch it and see if I was smashed by you?"

Terrified, Ye Congwen immediately withdrew his palm and said angrily:

"Lin Xiaoyu, I think you are very energetic, why don't you come down by yourself!"

"I don't want it! My place has made you swollen, and it's hard to walk now, good big brother, don't you feel sorry for Xiaoyu?"

Ye Congwen saw Lin Xiaoyu acting coquettishly cute and shameless, he really couldn't do anything with this girl, he beat her and scolded her, but she didn't let her go. I had no choice but to continue to carry Lin Xiaoyu on my back and walk forward in silence.

Yu Yueyue walked ahead empty-handed, with brisk steps, and soon came to the place where the pheasant was hunted last time.

He recalled Ye Congwen teaching own technique last time, and also picked up a few stones, wanting to verify own's strength and accuracy.

After explaining a few words to Ye Congwen, he walked to the woods beside the road alone. Ye Lin and the two found a clean place with fallen leaves to rest.

Lin Xiaoyu hugged Ye Congwen's arm habitually, seeing Ye Congwen always looking at the woods where Yu Yueyue was walking, he said dissatisfiedly:

"Brother Congwen, I still like you to call me Xiaoyu Little Sister, or you can call me Little Sister, just like you call me Sister Yueyue."

"What are you doing again? It's just a title. Is there any difference between being called sister or Little Sister?"

Ye Congwen thought that it would be boring to sit here and wait, so it would be better to say that the time passed faster when talking.

"Why is there no difference? The difference is huge. How does one say it? Yesterday's sister is today's sister. When you take off your pants, you are called a baby.

Brother Congwen, you took off my pants, when will you change your mind? "

Lin Xiaoyu said shyly. After speaking, he lowered his head and pretended to be a quail, and glanced at Ye Congwen from time to time.

Surprised, Ye Congwen stared at Lin Xiaoyu dumbfounded, when did this girl speak so well, she was quite catchy. I guess I heard it from someone else, and asked tentatively:

"Where did you hear that?"

"Lin Fangfang and the others hide behind you every day and mutter how to take you down. I am afraid that they will plot against you, so I deliberately eavesdropped on their conversation.

Brother Congwen, you haven't answered Xiaoyu Little Sister yet? "

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"Yu Yueyue! Yu Yueyue! Where are you? Have you found any pheasants? I'll help you."

Ye Congwen flew four or five meters away, walked quickly into the woods, and turned back to tell Lin Xiaoyu to sit on the ground and not move around.

Jogging all the way, Ye Congwen didn't feel that his life safety was temporarily guaranteed until he saw Yu Yueyue holding two pheasants and looking at him in surprise. He praised profusely:

"Yu Meiren, you're here, I almost won't see you.

You are really talented, you can learn it as soon as you learn it, and you can beat two pheasants so quickly, you can be regarded as better than blue! "

"What are you doing? You look like you're still in shock. Could it be that there are monsters chasing you, running so out of breath. Where's Xiaoyu?"

It's not just about chasing me, if you stay alone with Lin Xiaoyu like this, I'm afraid your third uncle won't be able to practice his boy skills. But you can't say this to Yu Yueyue, so you can only pretend to be embarrassed and say:

"There are no monsters in broad daylight. The main reason is that if you don't come back for a long time, I am afraid that you will fall into the cave again. I am worried about your safety, so I can't help but come to see you."

"I'm not a three-year-old child, how can I be so unbearable——

Let's go back, don't keep Xiaoyu waiting. "

Yu Yueyue thought that Ye Congwen had indeed fallen into the cave yesterday, and Ye Congwen's worries were not unreasonable. She felt like drinking sugar water, and handed the two pheasants to Ye Congwen. He walked ahead very cheerfully, talking one after another, and it didn't take long to see Lin Xiaoyu sitting on the ground sullenly.

"It's two big pheasants again. Sister Yueyue, you are so amazing. Let's have another elixir chicken soup tonight."

As soon as Lin Xiaoyu thought of drinking the elixir chicken soup, his troubles were swept away. If he added blood grapes, he suddenly found that Yu Yueyue had nothing in his hands. Wouldn't he forget the blood grapes on the top of the mountain?

"Sister Yueyue, did you forget the blood grapes at the top of the mountain? Why didn't I see you mention anything all the way?"

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