Cyber Ghosts
Vol 2 Chapter 196: Why don't you go to heaven?
"What's the matter with Yuanmingyuan?" Haoning felt wrong walking and walking. There was a Sydney Opera House in the distance, and there was a Big Ben in London. "I think it seems that Yuanmingyuan does not have these things? You? Does Mom have any misunderstandings? "
"This is when I have money--" Zhou Yuan explained, looking at Haoning's eyes, he said after thinking for a while, "After my mother imagined that I had money, I added a lot of things to her rebuilt Yuanmingyuan, According to her imagination, I used 1.5 billion people and spent US $ 500 billion on it. "
"How is it possible!" Hao Ning whispered, "1.5 billion people! Are you crazy? Where are there so many people, and 500 billion dollars? The average person has only more than 100 dollars in wages? This is not counted in these places. Venue fee, material fee! Give this money, who will come? "
"This kind of money? I imagined that I allocated 1.5 billion US dollars and distributed it to these 1.5 billion people. Each person can have an average of 100 million US dollars! Are you not coming?" Zhou Yuan scratched his head, slightly proud. "And the people are not easy to handle, call from the three countries, one person and one hundred million, who will not come?"
"You're sick!" Ho Ning dragged on Zhou Yuan, "1.5 billion US dollars, distributed to 1.5 billion people, each person is divided into 100 million? Who counts this account?"
"Me, what's the problem?" Zhou Yuan said strangely, breaking his fingers and counting, "Look, 1.5 billion US dollars, 1.5 billion people, just 100 million per person. Can't you calculate such a simple formula? "
"Poof--" Xiaohong was laughing when he was listening. "Thanks to our company, you are not a financial person, otherwise you will sell the CEO, and you don't even know yourself."
"What's wrong with this!" Zhou Yuan was anxious. "1.5 billion US dollars, 1.5 billion people, divided by exactly 100 million per person! Such a simple integer division!"
"Please, it's just one dollar for everyone!" Hao Ning was also happy. When the old lady walked away, he told Zhou Yuan, "You forgot to count the 100 million unit! If you have 100 million people, 1.5 billion people It ’s two hundred million! Hey, I do n’t understand, ”said Zhou Yuan after taking out his phone:“ You can see for yourself! ”
Zhou Yuan looked at it and was startled: "Mother how many zeros are there? Ten million ..."
"Don't count!" Xiaohong said with a smile, "1.5 billion, my big designer!"
"I'm going to ..." Zhou Yuan wiped the cold sweat, "So much, then my 500 billion is not enough for even fractions!"
"How bold are your people and how productive are your hearts!" Hao Ning "admired" Zhou Yuan, "Your mother is so good, how can she not go to heaven?"
At the turn, Ho Ning and Xiao Hong froze again, with a helicopter in front of them and the door open.
"How about my mother?" Zhou Yuan quickly asked the servant next to him.
"Lafayette God," a servant bowed and explained, "The old lady suddenly wanted to see the live version, so she took a special plane to heaven first. Now, the grandmother Sun should have started."
"Hey, Brother Huning," Xiaohong smiled, "You guessed it, it's true, the old lady can really go to heaven."
"I'm going to kneel," Ho Ning rubbed his forehead, and his face collapsed.
"Then let's go too?" Zhou Yuan knew what the two of them were talking about, and said nothing else, and pointed to the plane.
"What's this for?" Ho Ning looked at the helicopter a little dazed, "Where are we going?"
"Go to my reception room!" Zhou Yuan's face is still unnatural, "Oh, what my mother imagines is the Qianqing Palace."
"Punch!" Haoning sat on the ground, "You want to be an emperor!"
"What nonsense!" Zhou Yuan blushed and said, "I'm just the richest man-that, no, isn't this what my mom imagined?"
"What nonsense!" Ho Ning couldn't get up on the ground. "Where is the Qing Palace in the Old Summer Palace, you have some common sense, OK!"
"Did you forget?" Xiaohong said to Haoning, "Can't hold Zhou Yuan to fuck--"
"Your mouth is cleaner," Zhou Yuan finally grabbed a handle and pretended to be angry, "No scolding."
"Who am I scolding?" Xiaohong smiled, "Can't hold Zhou Yuan's **** son rich! What is there to build a dry palace in Yuanmingyuan? Anyway, there are those 1.5 billion people, 1.5 billion dollars in wages, each People can calculate the account of 100 million US dollars. What else can they do? Right Zhou Yuan? "
There was a burst of red and white on Zhou Yuan's face, and he scolded angrily, "Get on the car-no, get on the plane!"
"Your heart is quite big, and the things you think are different from the average person," Hao Ningle patted his **** and stood up.
"Isn't it," Ho Ning looked out of the window from the plane. "It's not all flying out of your baby Yuanmingyuan, how come you haven't arrived yet? Is your dry palace repaired there?"
"I didn't repair the Qing Palace," Zhou Yuan was still angry, looking out the window.
"Then where are we going?" Xiaohong looked left and didn't understand, "Is this all flying out of your house?"
"The Qianqing Palace is in the Forbidden City," Zhou Yuan looked back, and the two of them didn't understand, and explained, "I bought the Forbidden City-my mother's imagination ..."
"Xiaohong, save me," Horning exaggeratedly scratched the window. "I'm a little hypoxic."
"Or you save me first!" Xiaohong pinched her neck as if she was dying. "My mana is not enough! The millennium practice is destroyed once!"
"You two!" Zhou Yuan said with a wry smile, "I beg you, don't laugh at me!"
"Okay, okay, don't laugh at you anymore," Xiaohong looked at Zhou Yuan sympathetically. "Your son is really benevolent, and it's hard for you."
"Speaking of it, Mrs. Zhou?" Haoning strangely said, "Your servant said she took the plane to heaven, where did she go?"
"Her old man's room," Zhou Yuan looked out the window. "She went to Cining Palace."
"It's really a queen mother ..." Huo Ning sighed. "Hey, what's her special plane? Take another helicopter?"
"Where can I?" Zhou Yuan seems to be in Beijing, and there are some Beijing films in Mandarin. "How can the old lady take such a low-level thing? She went back by the space shuttle."
"Space shuttle? That's a thing to send astronauts to heaven!" Haoning collapsed. "She can go back to Cining Palace with that one?"
"There must be a difference between the world here and the real world," Rao Shixiaohong promised not to laugh at Zhou Yuan. He also couldn't laugh when he heard these. "The old lady thought that everything must be richer than others. Not surprising, of course, I can certainly return to Cining Palace. "
"This water is really average, Zhou Yuan, as expected, your cost is far worse than the old lady." Ho Ning picked up a branch of mineral water and drank it. When he heard Xiao Hong saying so curiously, "said old What is your wife ’s words? Still prescient? "
"Don't you just say that she is so capable, how can she not go to heaven?" Xiaohong laughed, "Aren't people going to heaven?"
"Poof--" A sip of water sprayed on Xiaohong's face.
Sure enough, the plane flew for a while and landed on a square. Everyone got off the plane and took a look. The Qianqing Palace was in front of them.
"I didn't expect it," Haoning exclaimed. "The first time I came to the Qing Palace, it was Zhou Yuan's **** imagination."
"Vulgar," Zhou Yuan glanced at Haoning, knowing that he was teasing himself, and said, "Come on, think of a way to get inside."
After entering the door, I found that the old lady was sitting on the dragon chair.
"Old lady?" Haoning strangely said, "You are not staying in the Kunning Palace, where is the curtain here to listen to politics?"
"Hey, you prince really love to joke," said the old lady with a smile. "You are more interesting than the American president yesterday, and you are fatter and have golden hair, just like the golden monkey eating more--"
Hao Ning is no stranger, shrugging and listening to the old lady for granted.
"It's civilized society now, people live in peace and contentment, who wants to be the emperor's dream?" The old lady walked down the dragon chair with a smile, "Who wants to be an emperor, let alone my old lady, the people will not agree! You Say it right? "
"Oh, you are right!" Hao Ning exclaimed insincerely.
What is "don't say my old lady, the people don't agree?", Is your old lady not a people? What do you want to do so clearly? He kept saying no, why don't you agree to live in the Forbidden City and play in the Old Summer Palace? What do you want to do?
"But Xiaoyuan, it's not the mother who said you," the old lady continued. "You look at the sons of other American presidents. You are so old. You have two children at a young age. Look at you again. Now, I do n’t even have a girlfriend. Mom is anxious for you. Look at King Tianzhu who came to you two days ago. You will become king when you are young. Look at you. You are still the richest man in our country. Gap, babble, do n’t be so nagging, **** it ’s all for your own good, you see this place where we live, hey ... I heard that King Tianzhu ’s house is all made of gold brick! "
"In fact, she couldn't look down on every girlfriend that Zhou Yuan brought her ..." Zhou Yuan quietly explained like Xiaohong and Haoning, but then replied, "I know Mom, I will work hard."
"Where is Tianzhu this place?" Xiaohong strangely said, "Isn't that already become A Sanguo? I know all the scumbag teenagers inside, your mother doesn't know?"
"My mother doesn't know the international current affairs. His understanding of the Three Kingdoms is that of watching TV series." Zhou Yuan said quietly, "So there is only Tianzhu in it."
"Did the Jade Emperor come to see your mother?" Hao Ning asked with a smile. "Isn't she able to go to heaven? Isn't it right? She just said that there is no emperor, that's the Jade Emperor President in heaven. It ’s not your mom ’s choice? "
"Hey, what are you talking about?" The old lady seemed to hear it and asked Haoning, "What's the choice?"
Hao Ning said when he opened his mouth, "I said--" I was just about to repeat what I just said. Suddenly I saw Zhou Yuan shaking his hand desperately, and quickly changed the words to "I was just talking-Mommy's son." It is really a long-term plan for his son! "After seeing Zhou Yuan wiped his sweat, secretly gave Haoning a thumbs up.
The old lady smiled and said, "Hey, who said no! I'm a low-key person, so our place is so low-key"
The old lady had just finished speaking, and Haoning and Xiaohong felt dizzy for a while, and quickly helped each other.
Of course, the old lady did not see this, and said to herself: "I just prepared to go back to the Cining Palace next door, and suddenly remembered something that I would like to tell my son-Xiaoyuan, this L'Oreal prince-"
"EU Prince!" Zhou Yuan could not help correcting, "L'Oreal is a brand."
"Oh! You don't listen to me!" Zhou Yuan's words fell, and the old lady burst into tears and cried out loudly, "You said that I was for you, with hardships, looking at you Jackie Chan, obviously knowing that your dad was outside, but in order You, my mother, I have been silent for so many years. I did this for you. If it were not for you, I would have divorced your dad long ago—oh, I ’m so unfortunate that I had such a white-eyed wolf, as the saying goes Well said, there is no filial son in front of the bed for a long time. If I am sick one day, you will definitely not control me. Why is my life so hard ... "
The old lady said while sitting on the ground, the tree branch was supported on the ground all at once, and all the clothes were damaged, old lady
The wife was crying while talking, and the old tears spread in an instant. If Haoning and Xiaohong knew the whole story, they thought that Zhou Yuan had done something terrible, and suddenly looked at the old lady crying on the ground. It didn't even mean to persuade.
"I was wrong, I was wrong," Zhou Yuan panicked at first glance, and quickly admitted, "You get up, yes, he is Prince L'Oreal."
"Well, this L'Oreal prince," blinked, and the old lady stood in front of everyone in good condition, smiling and continued, "Is it still like the Dubai prince to borrow money? I said Xiaoyuan- — ”
This old lady is acting! Ho Ning and Xiao Hong glanced at each other in shock. They changed so fast in an instant. The acting skills were not seen in life. Ho Ning heard the old lady saying something wrong and could n’t help but ask: “The Prince of Dubai also borrowed Your money? "
Unexpectedly, it would be a disaster for Ho Ning to ask this question. The old lady glared at Ho Ning and immediately fell to the ground and cried: "I'm so unfortunate! How to raise such a son, why did his friends dare to interrupt In my words, why is my son so unpromising and made such a friend, I just divorced his dad for him, this good day is not two days, the friend brought by the son will curse me to death! "
"It's all messy!" Hao Ning was angry and angry. He didn't think the old lady was so upset about crying and making troubles. He just heard the old lady saying that he had just divorced his dad and had a good day. , Co-authoring your old lady thinks divorce is a good thing. What are the three views? Don't want to leave early!
"Hao-Huoning, will you help?" Zhou Yuan panicked, "Did you admit it wrong?"
"What's wrong? Don't recognize it!" Ho Ning became angry as soon as he heard it. "Laozi dare to interrupt even when he speaks freely, what am I afraid of!"
"Oh, old lover, don't worry, I'll let you go," said the old lady, who heard Hooning say, and immediately burst into tears, only to hear a hula. Hooning heard a few sounds of water behind her and turned her head. At first glance, when the ground at the door turned into an ocean somehow, the waves were choppy, and then looking back, the old lady cried and stood up, walked towards the sea, Zhou Yuan couldn't pull it, the old lady walked While crying, "My son is not filial, my husband and others ran away, and I don't want to live!"
"Ho Ning! I beg you!" Zhou Yuan dragged the old lady's hand and lay on the ground. "You just admit a mistake, even if I beg you, brother!"
"Old lady, I was wrong," Haoning really regretted coming here and gritted his teeth, "I shouldn't interrupt you."
"Xiaoyuan, this EU prince is back--" In a blink of an eye, the old lady stood in front of several people again, and said to Zhou Yuan in full, "Is it still like the Dubai prince to borrow money?"
Several people looked at each other, when did the old lady stand back in front of them?
"That, no," Zhou Yuan said cautiously, "we are here to talk about things."
"Oh, that's good." The old lady said that she ran away, and said while walking, "Dubai can borrow, they have money, this EU, I read the news, it's not very flat, Iran and Saada inside Mum ... "
"Iran and Saddam are--" Ho Ning just opened his mouth, and suddenly saw the old woman looking back, looking at a few people with a questioning face, "Is there any voice?"
"No, no," Hao Ning didn't wait for Zhou Yuan to speak. He said it first. His terrible old lady had another **** acting. He didn't want to admit his mistakes and wiped his sweat. "We are listening to you quietly. What about? "
"Good," the old lady continued to go out. "Don't borrow the money from Prince L'Oreal, just give it away. Our family does not lack this kind of money. Isn't the Prince of Dubai borrowing 50 trillion dollars? This EU prince, if and You talked well, just give away hundreds of billions of dollars, don't ask for it anymore, okay, let's talk, I'll go back next door. "
With that said, the old lady turned around at the door ~ www.readwn.com ~ left.
"The next door is the Cining Palace?" Haoning went out curiously, didn't he? Cining Palace and this Qianqing Palace are closely next to each other, just like the Siamese villas seen in some communities. I really do n’t know if the old lady ’s imagination is scarce or rich.
"What should I do?" Zhou Yuan saw the old lady walking away and sat down on the ground to grab her hair. "I can do it!"
"Interesting ..." Xiaohong looked at the door and said something inexplicable, "Interesting, so interesting."
"What do you mean?" Ho Ning asked Xiaohong when he said that, and he could not help asking. As soon as the words were spoken, Ho Ning immediately covered her mouth with a conditioned reflex, looked at Xiao Hong, and looked alert.
"What's the matter with you?" Xiaohong saw Horing so nervous, strangely, "I'm afraid I ate you?"
"I'm not afraid of eating it," Ho Ning shook his head, his face relaxed, "I'm afraid that you are like the old lady, because I interjected and cried and jumped into the sea."
"Zhou Yuan," Xiaohong knew that Ho Ning was teasing Zhou Yuan, and turned to ask Zhou Yuan, "Which one has the bad news, and the worse one, which one do you want to hear first?"
"Then listen first-uh?" Zhou Yuan lowered his head and said half of his head, looking up at Xiaohong, "Why is there no good news?"
"Which one to listen to?" Xiao Hong continued to ask.
"It's bad." Zhou Yuan sighed.
"I might have a way to get your mother back to reality," Xiao Hong saw Zhou Yuan's eyes brightened and said at once, "but I don't know if it will succeed!"
"The worse news is," Xiaohong narrowed her eyes and looked out of the door. "Even if your mother returns to reality and accepts reality, this matter will never end, even more troublesome."
"Why?" Zhou Yuan's eyes were bigger after listening.
"Because of your mother's soul," Xiaohong shook her head, "maybe sick."
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