“Doctor, I feel tight and panting in my chest, as if someone is pinching my neck.”
“There is also the cold behind it, and it is cold to the touch.”
“Am I dying?”
Dr. Xiao Li’s live broadcast room.
The next patient connected was a teenage boy.
This bear child thought he was sick and dying
The suicide note has already been written.
Crying.
Li Mu glanced at the bear child on the screen speechlessly.
“Little friend, you are not sick.”
The bear child wiped a handful of tears, “Doctor, don’t lie to me, I’ve checked thousands of degrees, this is cancer.” I’m dying, woo-woo. ”
Li Mu put his hand on his forehead, “It’s okay not to go to a thousand degrees to see a doctor, you just wear the clothes backwards.” ”
The bear child in front of the camera was stunned for a moment before reacting.
Quickly took off the sweater on his body and put it back on.
“Hey, it’s really good! Thank you doctor, you are really rejuvenated. ”
“Great, I don’t have to die.”
The corner of Li Mu’s eyes twitched.
In fact, the vast majority of people do not have any diseases, they are all hypochondriacs.
Many people go to the doctor for thousands of degrees whenever they feel unwell.
Thousands of degrees to see a doctor, cancer started.
Even if you don’t have a disease, you will be scared out of the disease.
So,
If there is anything uncomfortable, it is more reliable to consult a professional doctor.
“It turns out that it’s better not to go to a doctor for a thousand degrees.”
“A few days ago, I had a stomachache of thousands of degrees, and the result showed me advanced stomach cancer, which almost scared me to death.”
“Me too, I’ve been feeling a little tired lately. I looked it up on the Internet and said I was Aix’s disease. I don’t even have a girlfriend, where does it come from. ”
“Who is a serious person who sees a doctor thousands of degrees?”
The next patient came in.
She is a young girl who is dressed stylishly.
The girl is dressed coolly
Showing white flower thighs,
Feast the eyes of the audience in the live broadcast room.
The girl’s ID is called Sexy Little Fox.
Dr. Xiao Li: “Is there anything uncomfortable about you?” ”
Sexy little fox: “Doctor, lately I’ve always felt cold and stiff. ”
“I can’t shake as soon as I go out, especially my legs seem to lose consciousness.”
“Could it be frostbite?”
The sexy little fox looked terrified.
Frostbite is a terminal illness, and so far there is no way to treat it.
After suffering from frostbite, I could only watch my body gradually stiffen and die.
For the patient, it is a very horrific torture.
Some patients with frostbite can’t stand this torture and choose to give up their lives.
The sexy little fox looked it up on the Internet.
I found that the symptoms on my body are very similar to ALS.
I almost scared out of a heart attack.
“I just checked, and the symptoms described by the sexy little fox do match the early symptoms of ALS.”
“Frostbite is a terminal illness, and in the later stage, it will gradually develop into muscle atrophy and difficulty swallowing, and finally respiratory failure and death. There is no cure. ”
“It’s terrible. It’s pitiful that the sexy little fox is terminally ill at such a young age. ”
“Dr. Xiao Li, find a way to save the little sister.”
“Doctors are not immortals. At present, the most advanced medical methods in the world can not cure frostbite, what can Dr. Xiao Li do? ”
Seeing these barrages, the sexy little fox was frightened.
With tears in his eyes, he said, “Dr. Xiao Li, save me.” ”
Li Mu: “Don’t panic, I’ll give you a prescription first.” ”
Saying that, Li Mu wrote down on the paper.
The audience in the live broadcast room was shocked at that time.
Could it be that Dr. Xiao Li can really even cure frostbite?
However, when the sexy little fox saw Li Mu’s prescription, he was immediately stunned.
There are only five words on the square:
“Wear autumn pants when you go out.”
Sexy Little Fox: ???
Spectator:???
What the hell is wearing autumn pants.
“You think too much, there is no frostbite. It’s just that I wear too little and freeze cold. In the future, go out and wear autumn pants, pay attention to keep warm and it will be fine. ”
Hearing Li Mu’s diagnosis, the audience laughed crazy.
“It turned out that because I didn’t wear autumn pants, I learned hahaha.”
“I really thought that my young sister had a terminal illness at a young age and scared me to death.”
“Is there a problem with wearing autumn pants to cure all diseases? No problem! ”
“For girls who love beauty, they will never wear autumn pants even if they freeze to death outside.”
“It turns out that the hands and feet are cold and the limbs are stiff because I am not wearing autumn pants.”
“My mother said that if you don’t wear autumn pants when you are young, you will be rheumatic and cold when you are old, it turns out to be true.”
“Listen to your mother, wear autumn pants!”
“It turns out that autumn pants can prevent rheumatism and old cold legs, and I suddenly want to buy a pair of autumn pants.”
“Go with you.”
The snow-white barrage floated across the screen, all discussing which brand of autumn pants was of good quality.
Meanwhile.
Big fish warm autumn pants live broadcast room.
The anchor sister is working hard to promote the big fish brand autumn pants.
Big Fish is a domestic thermal underwear brand with a history of 30 years.
It was a hit.
But with the change of times, fewer and fewer young people wear autumn pants.
The sales of Dayu brand autumn pants have been falling year after year, and only middle-aged and elderly people will buy them.
At this time, the number of online viewers in the live broadcast room of Big Fish Warm Autumn Pants was less than 100.
No matter how the streamer sells, sales always stay in the single digits.
Young people basically don’t wear autumn pants.
And middle-aged and elderly people do not watch live broadcasts to sell goods.
At this moment, the anchor suddenly noticed a large number of viewers pouring into the live broadcast room.
“Anchor, bring me three pairs of autumn pants!”
“I want Gojo, order it right away!” When will it be shipped? ”
“You wear five pairs of autumn pants alone?”
“Can’t I buy it for my family to wear, you care about me!”
“Watching Dr. Xiao Li live broadcast, can I still order autumn pants? I bought two for my girlfriend. ”
“The brother upstairs also watched Dr. Xiao Li live broadcast? You hurt your girlfriend. ”
“Well, tomorrow my girlfriend celebrates her 60th birthday, buy a pair of autumn pants and give it to her as a gift.”
The anchor who was promoting autumn pants saw the sudden surge in sales, and the whole person was confused.
The originally deserted live broadcast room suddenly rushed in a large number of viewers, and began to consume wildly without saying a word.
The staff who sold the live broadcast were all confused.
What situation is this?
“They seem to have said that it was broadcast live from Dr. Xiao Li.”
“Doctor Xiao Li? Is it the recently very popular Cyber Huatuo, the Internet divine doctor? ”
“But what does Dr. Xiao Li have to do with our autumn pants.”
Li Mu did not expect that a recipe would make the sales of autumn pants soar.
Big fish brand autumn pants sold out on the Internet!
I’m really not a cargo anchor!
……
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