Dad Academy

Chapter 1000 When Xi’er comes to visit, Wang Xiaoyu feels like he’s been struck by lightning (22)

Wang Xiaoyu is really pitiful and suffered a lot of blows, but this is not his fault, it is only his own fault for not living up to expectations. He is not good at comparing himself to others. Except for being a strong talker, others are weak, and he wets the bed and is incontinent, which makes him even more I couldn't hold my head up in front of Xiaobai and Xi'er, and I was so embarrassed that I even had the idea of ​​going home quickly.

It’s just that he thought the little red horse was really fun. There were so many children that he couldn’t bear to part with it, and he also wanted to wait until night to play with little Zheng Zheng, so he stayed here shyly, and then he felt bullied by Xiao Bai. For example, if he wants to drink water, Xiaobai will suddenly pop up from under the floor and stare at him without saying a word. Until he asks what he is doing, Xiaobai will say that you have wet the bed and you are still drinking. Water water.

Another example is when he was watching birds in the woods in the yard. Xiaobai and Xi'er seemed to fall from the sky and landed next to him, asking him without warning if he wanted to go to the toilet.

There are too many like this, that’s enough!

Wang Xiaoyu almost cried because of Xiaobai's torture. After all, he was still a child. What happened to bedwetting? Who hasn’t wet the bed? Have you ever peed while reading?

In the end, Wang Xiaoyu didn't last until the night. He was tortured and cried. Seeing this, Xiaobai finally stopped talking about him. Her old man had already warned him.

Zhang Tan took Wang Xiaoyu back to her grandmother's house. When she saw Xi'er running around in the yard, he asked her if she wanted to go too.

Xi'er was stunned, worried that the eldest grandma would not like her. Xiaobai told her that there are many people who like you, and it doesn't matter if one person is missing. Zhang Tan immediately glared at her, so she immediately changed her words and said that the eldest grandma is a good person. Well, if you give them all kinds of food, they will make the food even more delicious.

Xi'er was ready to make a move, but she was still worried and said that she didn't have any gifts. Xiaobai prepared some mulberry leaves for her and said that she could just bring this.

Xi'er hiahiahia smiled, carrying the bundled mulberry leaves, she was going to follow Qin Huifang's house to recognize this grandma.

Zhang Tan still called Tan Jin'er beforehand. Compared with her sister's free and easy attitude, Tan Jin'er was uneasy. She heard that Boss Zhang's aunt was a high official. How big was she? She had heard Bai Jianping say it was very big in the past. , very tall, very tall, but this girl just doesn't say anything, is showy, and loves to play tricks.

Zhang Tan comforted Tan Jin'er again and again, trying to reassure her. At the same time, he heard that Qin Huifang took the initiative to invite Xi'er, and thought that it was equivalent to going as promised, rather than going rashly.

Then Xiaobai called Tan Jiner to comfort her, saying that her eldest grandma was just a grandma. Except for staring at children, she was very good at making delicious food and telling stories. She also had a big TV and dolls. What’s special is that there is a family of little ducks in the yard.

At the end, Xi'er also came to comfort Tan Jin'er, saying that she would definitely be obedient. She would just follow Xiao Bai and not talk, okay.

Tan Jin'er finally agreed to Xi'er going to Qin Huifang's house. In fact, she was not opposed to it, but she was worried about Xi'er leaving a bad impression on others. A better way would be to let her train Xi'er's little friend in a few days. .

But then she thought about it, Xi'er seems to be very well-behaved in other aspects except for the hiahiahia giggle. She is not greedy (except for candy), doesn't cry, is not clingy to outsiders, is sensible and polite... Well, when she thinks about it, Xi'er My son is more suitable to be a guest in other people's homes than she is.

She was uneasy, but the person involved, little friend Xi'er, was very happy and was already asking Xiaobai what to call whoever he saw.

Xiaobai told her that when she saw the grandma, she would call her grandma, when she saw Wang Xiaoyu, she would call her Guawazi, when she saw the little duck, she would call her cute little duck, when she saw the grandpa, she would call her grandpa, and when she saw her aunt, she would call her Pierhei. …

Xi'er heard hiahia laugh. Although she was stupid, she also knew that Xiaobai was teaching her randomly.

Zhang Tan drove Xiaobai away and taught Xi'er seriously.

Xi'er knew a lot and knew that she should bring gifts when visiting other people's homes, but what kind of gifts should she bring? The mulberry leaves bundled by Xiaobai definitely couldn't be used as gifts.

She discussed with Xiaobai and finally decided to buy a big watermelon. Everyone loves to eat big watermelons.

"Buy more candies~~" Xi'er suggested. The more she thought about it, the more feasible it became. She jumped up and down excitedly, jumping around Xiaobai, shouting to buy candies, the candies are delicious.

"You just want to eat it~~~" Xiaobai mercilessly exposed her. She didn't plan to buy candy. If she bought a Xibao, she would definitely eat a lot.

"Hey, I don't want to eat it myself," Xi'er said aggrievedly.

Xiaobai said firmly: "You just want to eat it."

Xi'er: "I'm not."

"You are!"

Xi'er snickered: "...hiahiahia, I am~hiahiahia~~~~"

Xiaobai: "I'll instigate you~~"

The money to buy the watermelon was paid by Xiaobai, and her coffers were quite thick. Since Xi'er didn't pay, she was responsible for carrying the big watermelon, holding it in both hands, and it was heavy.

"I borrowed your money, Xiaobai." Xi'er said stubbornly while trying to follow Xiaobai, "When Xi'er has money, Xi'er will pay you back~"

Xiaobai said nonchalantly: "No, no, no."

Xi'er insisted on paying back the money, and she would pay it back when she had money.

Xiaobai asked: "Then will you be rich by now?"

Xi'er: "..."

This question stopped Xi'er. She racked her brains and thought about it again and again, but now there is no way to make money.

She hesitated, answered the question incorrectly, and changed the subject: "Xiaobai, let me sing you a song."

Xiaobai understood and was considerate of Xiwawa, so he said yes, you can sing whatever you want.

This may alleviate the embarrassment of the baby.

Look! I said I wanted to repay the money, but there was no way to make money, so there was no date for the repayment.

Xier hiahia smiled and asked Xiaobai what he wanted to hear.

Xiaobai was not polite and said, "Then sing, I'm rich, I'm rich."

Xi'er: "..."

Seeing that she was silent, Xiaobai asked, "What?"

"I'm rich, I'm rich~~ I'm rich, I'm rich..." Xi'er sang.

Wang Xiaoyu suddenly and mysteriously approached Xi'er and said that he had money and could lend it to Xi'er, but the condition was that Xi'er must help him keep the bed-wetting matter a secret, especially not to tell her at her grandma's house.

Xi'er didn't want money and agreed to keep it a secret for him, but only if no one asked her. If they did, she would still take it seriously.

Zhang Tan said, "Now that we have bought the things, let's get ready to leave. Xi'er, bring me the watermelon."

Xi'er shook her head and said, "I have to work hard!"

She had no money to contribute, so she decided to contribute.

Zhang Tan didn't force himself and got into the car with the three children. Suddenly the phone rang. It was Zhu Xiaojing's.

On the surface, she is Zhu Xiaojing, but in fact she is Liliu.

Liuliu called and asked Xiaobai if she was going to practice dart duck in the afternoon. She boasted that her skills were greatly improved now because she had a dream last night and dreamed that she became more powerful than Chubby. Then she really felt that she was better than Chubby. The great thing about Dudu is that he takes the illusion seriously.

Xiaobai said they couldn't go because they were going to grandma's house.

When Liuliu heard that Wang Xiaoyu was going back, she was extremely reluctant to leave and enthusiastically persuaded him to stay and let him play duck more at Little Red Horse.

She insisted on making a video call with Wang Xiaoyu.

Wang Xiaoyu was very moved. He didn't expect that he would still have such popularity. He happily made a video with Liuliu. The first thing he heard from Liuliu was: "Wang Xiaoyu, you are having a good time. Don't leave. I haven't had enough fun yet!" Dudu didn’t have enough fun either!”

The more Wang Xiaoyu heard it, the weirder it became, but he couldn't figure out what was wrong.

Xiaobai came to the camera and told Liliu: "Wang Xiaoyu wet the bed. He has no pants. He needs to go home and change his pants."

Wang Xiaoyu felt as if he was struck by lightning and shouted angrily: "Ah——"

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