Dad Academy

Zhang Mingxue finished washing the dishes and came out of the kitchen with Wang Xiaoyu. She glanced at the TV and didn't pay much attention to it. She subconsciously thought she was watching the news broadcast because it was her father's repertoire at this time of day. It was only for Xiaobai and Xiaobai. Xi'er was a little surprised that she and her father could watch it with gusto.

Suddenly, she felt something was wrong and turned back to look at the TV. This was not the news broadcast! But a cartoon!

Very very childish!

Three little pigs chopping wood!

Xiaobai and Xi'er laughed loudly, and her father also had a smile on his face, but she could tell that her father was forcing a smile.

At this time, Zhang Mingxue saw her mother and Zhang Tan coming out of the study, and sat down to watch TV. As a politician, she, like Zhang Hui, must watch the daily news broadcast.

Just as I sat down, I saw three little pigs purring on the TV. What is this? ? ?

Zhang Hui glanced at her. Needless to say, the two children beside him laughed loudly. From this, you could tell that he was watching cartoons with the children.

Qin Huifang smiled bitterly and originally wanted to leave, but Xiaobai pointed to the cartoon and told her who the three little pigs were, so she could only continue to sit down and accompany them.

Zhang sighed and asked Xiaobai to change the channel and watch Xinwen Lianbo.

Before Xiaobai could respond, Zhang Hui said, "Just watch this, it's quite interesting."

Quite interesting? ? ?

Sure?

Seeing Zhang Tan and Zhang Mingxue's expressions of disbelief, Zhang Hui remained motionless and did not think what he said was false at all.

Regardless of whether others believe it or not, he himself believes it anyway.

Zhang Hui added that it is good to relax once in a while.

Qin Huifang nodded to express her approval, and she also watched with "enjoyment".

Zhang Mingxue showed a disgusted expression, looked outside the yard, and called Wang Xiaoyu to go for a walk in the community.

Wang Xiaoyu shook his head, sat cross-legged next to Xiaobai, hugged his feet and said that his feet hurt.

Zhang Mingxue raised her eyebrows and said, "Dad, Wang Xiaoyu said that he wants to sleep with you tonight."

Wang Xiaoyu was so surprised that his mouth opened so wide that he could fit a Xi'er's head into it, and he was so panicked that he died. If he sleeps with his grandpa, he will be unable to sleep all night, not for anything else but because he is cowardly.

"I, I, I, I don't have it! I don't want it~~" Wang Xiaoyu said pitifully.

Zhang Mingxue said maliciously: "You mean, you don't like sleeping with grandpa? Tell me! Do you have any objections to grandpa? If you have any objections, speak up. Do you dislike grandpa?..."

"I don't!"

"I'm not!"

"Don't talk nonsense!"

"ah--"

"Mom, I want to go home!"

Wang Xiaoyu was about to cry, and Qin Huifang had to take action and drive Zhang Mingxue out of the house.

Wang Xiaoyu suddenly breathed a sigh of relief and felt that he was alive again. Life is really difficult. Is it unfortunate to meet such an aunt, or is it unfortunate, unfortunate, unfortunate?

Suddenly, he saw Xiaobai and Xi'er no longer watching TV, but staring at him with pity on their faces.

"You are so pitiful Wang Xiaoyu." Xiaobai said, her words were like a knife inserted into Wang Xiaoyu's chest.

"Are you going to cry, Wang Xiaoyu? Are you really afraid of your grandpa?" Xi'er was more direct, kicking the handle of the knife that Xiaobai had just inserted, causing him to burp.

Wang Xiaoyu: "..."

When Zhang Tan, Xiaobai and Xi'er were about to leave and go back to Xiaohongma, Wang Xiaoyu appeared out of nowhere, carrying a bulging schoolbag, crying and shouting that he wanted to go back with him.

"Didn't you take a shower?" Zhang Tan wondered.

"I've finished washing, uncle, take me away~~~~"

Wang Xiaoyu hugged Zhang Tan's thigh and refused to let go. He felt that he would not survive the night if he stayed at his grandma's house. His aunt had not come back from her walk yet, and she might beat him to death when she came back, because...

Xiaobai was amazed and said that Wang Xiaoyu was done taking a bath in just one minute.

"Did you not wash yourself, Wang Xiaoyu?" Xi'er also asked.

Wang Xiaoyu rolled up his trousers and said, "I washed them, look! They are so white and clean."

Xiaobai said: "But you haven't dried your hair and you are still bleeding. Are you going to get sick?"

Xi'er responded: "Monk Wang Xiaoyu will die if he is ill."

Xiaobai said: "Every one of us will die if we get sick."

Xi'er: "I'm so scared to death. I haven't grown up yet. Xiaobai, please don't kill me..."

The two silly children started chatting enthusiastically about this topic. Wang Xiaoyu was confused as to why the topic had gotten so divergent. He didn't care, ran out of the yard, climbed into the car, and took a good seat. No one could persuade him to get out of the car.

Qin Huifang and Zhang Hui went to the door to see them off and repeatedly persuaded Wang Xiaoyu to get out of the car, but Wang Xiaoyu was determined. He had learned some of the essence of duliu. When Qin Huifang touched him, he screamed and screamed in pain.

Helpless, Qin Huifang could only let Wang Xiaoyu follow. She told Zhang Tan that Wang Xiaoyu's mother Zhang Qingqing would go to Xiaohongma to pick Wang Xiaoyu up early tomorrow morning.

The two watched the car drive away. Qin Huifang turned around and returned home. Zhang Hui lagged behind. He looked back at the car that disappeared into the night and suddenly asked Qin Huifang: "Am I so scary to children? Why is Xiaoyu so scared?" fear me?"

Qin Huifang laughed. Not long after, Zhang Mingxue came back from a walk. Seeing that the house was empty, she asked, "Zhang Tan and the others are gone?"

Qin Huifang said that not long after she left, Zhang Mingxue said oh, returned to her room, and was about to wash up, when she suddenly found that the brand lipstick on the dressing table was broken into two pieces!

She picked it up and looked at it, and couldn't believe her eyes! She bought it and used it only once, and spent several thousand yuan! ! !

"Who is it????!!! Wang! Xiao! Yu!!! It must be you!!! This is the second time for you!!!"

Zhang Mingxue jumped out of the room angrily. In the living room, Zhang Hui and Qin Huifang stared at her sideways. Qin Huifang said dissatisfied: "You are a girl who yells and is so fierce, can you be calm?" Calm down?"

Zhang Mingxue showed the broken lipstick, still angry: "Where is Wang Xiaoyu?? That little brat broke my lipstick again! Where is he????"

She looked around, and Qin Huifang said that Wang Xiaoyu had left and went to Xiaohongma. At the same time, she finally knew why Wang Xiaoyu was crying and shouting to leave here. It turned out that he had done something bad.

Zhang Hui breathed a sigh of relief. It seemed that his grandson's eagerness to leave was not because he was too fierce. Thinking about it this way, a lipstick was nothing...it wasn't his anyway.

Before Zhang Tan's car arrived at Xiaohongma, he received a call from Zhang Mingxue. After the call was answered, Zhang Mingxue's roar came out, asking Wang Xiaoyu to answer the phone.

Zhang Tan's phone was on speakerphone and connected to the car stereo. There was no need for him to call Wang Xiaoyu. Wang Xiaoyu, Xiaobai and Xi'er had already heard everything, and the three children looked at him in unison.

"Xiaoyu, do you want to say a few words?" Zhang Tan asked.

Xi'er said: "Wang Xiaoyu, your aunt misses you and wants to talk to you."

Xiaobai laughed and smiled maliciously. She was not as naive as Xi'er. She had already guessed that Zhang Mingxue was going to scold Wang Xiaoyu.

"Wang Xiaoyu, you are so pitiful~" Xiaobai said. She really felt that Wang Xiaoyu was pitiful. She was chased and scolded even after leaving home.

Wang Xiaoyu looked at everyone, and then listened to Zhang Mingxue's violent voice on the stereo. He fell back and shouted: "I fell asleep~~~~Hululu~"

When Xi'er saw him, she happily patted his forehead and said softly: "Oh oh oh oh, baby, go to sleep~~~~Mama will sing to you~~~~~"

Wang Xiaoyu couldn't help it. He opened his eyes and was about to retort when Xi'er suddenly shouted to Xiaobai: "Wang Xiaoyu woke up again!!"

Wang Xiaoyu was so frightened that he quickly closed his eyes again, and then felt a small hand patting his forehead, and Xi'er was singing a lullaby...

In order to avoid his aunt's pursuit, Wang Xiaoyu endured it, thinking that he would soon reach the little red horse, and he would no longer be afraid when he reached the little red horse.

But suddenly, he felt another small hand patting his chest and singing an unknown song:

"Oh crooked -oh crooked -儿“ ““ (sleep) Oh croar -your father can't come back -bad -mother feed milk -good ... "

…

"Here, here, are you asleep?"

When Wang Xiaoyu woke up again, the car had already arrived at Xiaohongma. He was woken up by his uncle Zhang Tan. He was drowsy and saw the two little faces of Xiaobai and Xi'er in front of him. He asked in confusion: "Why did I fall asleep?" "

"hiahiahiahia~~~~" Xi'er laughed happily and jumped up and down, "Wang Xiaoyu, you were coaxed to sleep by Xiaobai and I. Did you sleep well?"

When sisters work together and are as powerful as gold, there will be no baby that cannot be coaxed to sleep! ╭(╯^╰)╮