Dad Academy

Zhang Tan asked for a snack from a little boy he met on the road. It was a handful of cooked pine nuts, which was fragrant.

The little boy was sitting behind his mother's electric car, waiting for the traffic light with Zhang Tan and Xiaobai. Zhang Tan reached out for food. He was helpless, but he gave it to him generously without telling his mother.

Zhang Tan turned around and gave it to Xiaobai behind him. Xiaobai was sitting in the back seat of the car. The little hand holding him loosened. After a while, there was a beep-bop-bop sound, indicating that he was eating pine nuts.

Zhang Tan looked forward, looking at the traffic lights, and at the same time told Xiaobai behind him that he should not eat after riding the bicycle, but should hug him tightly, and put the uneaten pine nuts in his pocket.

After the words fell, there was no response from the back row. Just as he was about to look back, he was suddenly poked in the waist, and a tender little hand stretched out in front of him. A small palm as small as a mulberry leaf in early spring spread out, with a handful of pine nuts on it.

"Do you want to eat?" Xiaobai asked from behind.

Zhang Tan pinched two pills and said, "Okay, you can eat the rest yourself."

The little hand retracted, and Xiaobai's happy voice sounded again, "If you want to eat, just instigate me~"

"Okay~" Zhang Tan replied.

After a while, Xiaobai's voice came from behind again: "Have you eaten? Do you want to eat again?"

Zhang Tan said: "I still have one more."

"I'll give you a little more, here it is~"

A small hand stretched out from the waist again, Zhang Tan pinched two pieces from it, said enough, and retracted the small hand.

The little boy sitting in front of his mother's electric car looked back, especially staring at his hands, then turned back and continued to eat pine nuts, but soon turned back again, without saying anything, just stretched out his little hand. , Zhang sighed and opened his hands. The little boy turned his little hand over and gave him another handful of fragrant pine nuts.

His mother told him to hold on tight, and when the green light came on, the electric car drove away lightly, turning left from the intersection and entering another road, while Zhang Tan and Xiao Bai were still waiting for the green light to go straight.

Xiaobai stuck his head out from the back row and waved to the little boy who was walking away.

Zhang Tan gave all the pine nuts he got to Xiaobai, and at the same time told her to put them in her pocket first and leave immediately.

When the green light came on, the e-mule started and crossed the intersection briskly. Xiaobai hugged Zhang Tan's waist tightly with both hands and asked him what song he wanted to listen to. She was going to sing.

Zhang Tan said, "Let's play Little Duck Crossing the River."

Xiaobai thought for a long time and said that he couldn't sing this song. Would he like to listen to Pony Crossing the River?

"Then let's play the song "Little Horse Crossing the River." Zhang Tan said, but actually he had forgotten it.

There was a burst of cheering singing behind him, and Zhang Tan suddenly felt that riding a small electric donkey was very interesting. There was no need to worry about traffic jams, and the breeze was blowing, which was quite pleasant.

A traffic policeman stopped an electric car at the intersection ahead. A boy got out of the back seat. When he got closer, he heard the traffic policeman's instructions, saying that no one could sit in the back seat. When the boy heard the words, he looked at Zhang Tan and Xiaobai who were passing by. , pointed at them and said, "Then why didn't you stop them?"

Zhang Tan stopped the car and said to the traffic police: "Six years old~"

The traffic policeman glanced at the nervous Xiaobai, waved him away, and said to the boy Bucha: "You can ride if you are under 12 years old. Are you over 12?"

Zhang Tan carried Xiao Bai and continued to ride away leisurely. When they were far away, Xiao Bai muttered that the boy just now was a bad guy.

Zhang Tan: "So he was caught by the police uncle."

Xiaobai: "Ha!"

An electric car passed by him suddenly. Xiaobai stretched out his little head and looked at it without saying anything.

After a while, another one jumped past, and then another one, and gave them a contemptuous smile.

Xiaobai poked Zhang Tan's waist and said, "Run faster~"

Zhang Tan: "Don't be anxious, safety first."

Xiaobai said, run faster, she can run faster than a car.

This couldn't be tolerated, so Zhang Tan immediately accelerated his speed, jumped out with a swish of wind, and quickly caught up with an electric car that had passed them before!

At the moment of overtaking, Xiaobai, who was sitting in the back seat, laughed loudly, a little arrogantly, and excitedly asked her old man to continue to cheer and catch up with the two previous cars.

Zhang Tan had to satisfy his little girl's request. Amid Xiaobai's cheers, they quickly caught up with the two previous cars.

Both cars were parked on the side of the road and were being questioned by the traffic police.

The traffic policeman saw Zhang Tan riding the electric bike very fast and stopped him, "Come on, come on, another one, pull over and get an education."

The other party saw Xiaobai in the back seat and said to Zhang Tan angrily: "Look, you are riding a bicycle very fast with a child, and you don't care about traffic safety at all? Do you have any awareness of traffic safety? It doesn't matter if you fall. What should you do if your child falls? Don’t you feel distressed as a parent?..."

He talked a lot, and finally asked Xiaobai: "Am I right, kid?"

Xiaobai looked at the traffic police uncle, then at her old man, decisively approached the traffic police uncle, nodded obediently and said, "The police officer is right, we need to ride safely."

The traffic policeman was very pleased and said to Zhang Tan: "Look, you don't understand the importance of traffic safety as much as a child."

He immediately asked Xiaobai if it was scary to ride the electric bike so fast just now.

Xiaobai said without conscience, he was scared to death, ho ho ho.

Zhang Tan glanced at her, this little girl is cheating! It was obvious that she was caught by the traffic police because she urged him to hurry up and go gas again.

But he didn't say anything and chose to endure it all. Who let him be me?

The traffic police asked Zhang Tan to step aside and receive an education from the two fast riders before.

As for Xiaobai, she was sitting in the shade and eating pine nuts. When she saw Zhang Tan looking over, she bared her teeth and smiled. She immediately stopped shaking her feet because her old man had told her not to shake her feet like a loser.

The traffic policeman found two pages of paper and a pencil from nowhere, and gave them to Zhang Tan and three others to copy down the non-motor vehicle driving regulations.

Zhang Tan: "..."

The other two young men sighed and protested. Zhang Tan took the template and flipped through it. Good guy, there are more than ten pages. It will take more than an hour to copy.

He and two others begged the traffic police for mercy, saying that it would be enough for the three of them to join together and copy one copy.

The traffic police reluctantly agreed, and the three people immediately divided the work. Each was assigned six pages, and they squatted in the corner and put the paper on their knees to copy.

Xiaobai came over to watch out of curiosity, and Zhang Tan grabbed her to help read. However, the child didn't know a few words and hesitated for a long time. It was better to read and copy by himself.

It took half an hour to finally finish copying it and hand it over to the traffic police for inspection.

The traffic policeman flipped through the pages and cursed: “Who wrote this???”

Zhang Tan and the other two people looked over and one of the young men raised his hand in embarrassment and said that he had written it.

Traffic policeman: "Is this the calligraphy you wrote? It's so ugly. It's so ugly. I've never seen such ugly calligraphy!!!"

"Alright, not bad~~~" the young man said unconfidently.

The traffic policeman gave the transcript to Xiaobai and asked Xiaobai to read it.

"Ugly or not?"

In order to let her old man leave as soon as possible, Xiaobai nodded without hesitation and said, "Ugly, uncle policeman."

"That's right!" said the traffic policeman, returning the copy to the young man, "Rewrite it!!!"

When the young man heard this, he howled: "No, uncle policeman!"

The traffic policeman glanced at the other person in surprise. He was almost the same age, but he actually called him uncle? ? ?

The young man also realized this problem and was extremely embarrassed. He lowered his head and glanced at Xiaobai. It was because he heard her call police uncle just now that he followed her.

He was kept aside to copy the rules.

The traffic police continued to check the second book, and the second young man took the initiative to introduce: "Although my handwriting is not good-looking, at least it is neat. I think whether the handwriting is good-looking or not is a matter of talent and ability. This cannot be forced, and neatness represents attitude." , my attitude is very upright. You see, for the sake of my upright attitude, just let me go."

The traffic policeman remained silent and continued to check, looking very carefully. He suddenly reached out to take away the pencil, and made notes on the transcript. He scratched here and there, turned two pages, stopped, and said irritably: "Don't read." I just read two pages. How many typos are there? One, two, three... ten typos, ten typos in two pages!! There are still several pages that I haven’t read, and they must be indispensable! This is yours manner??"

The young man was speechless, never expecting that the traffic policeman was watching so carefully.

"Rewrite!!!" The traffic policeman threw the copy into his arms and continued to check the third copy, which was Zhang Tan's.

Xiaobai came over nervously, stood on tiptoe, looked at it and said, "My old man's writing is really good."

The traffic policeman asked in surprise: "Old man? What is this?"

Xiaobai glanced at Zhang Tan shyly and said, "That's the old man."

"What do you mean, old man? I've never heard of it."

Xiaobai hesitated and refused to answer, so Zhang Tan said, "That's what dad meant, the name from Sichuan."

The traffic policeman smiled and said, flipping through the transcript, what came into view was the neat and beautiful handwriting. After looking at the ghost drawings of the two people just now, and looking at this one again, it was a world of difference. He couldn't help but admire: "It's really Beautiful calligraphy, amazing!!!”

He glanced at Zhang Tan appreciatively and said, "I just don't know if there are any typos."

He checked carefully and found no typos after flipping through it. He put the manuscript away and said to Zhang Tan with a smile: "You can go now. You must pay attention to safety when riding in the future. If you don't think about yourself, you should also think about your daughter." Right? Look at how cute she is. If she breaks somewhere, it will make the parents heartbroken."

Xiaobai said loudly: "Uncle policeman, I think you are right to instigate."

Zhang Tan also agreed that he was right.

"Then let's go, bye."

Zhang Tan got on the electric car, and Xiaobai quickly climbed into the back seat and hugged her old man tightly, worried that her old man would not take her with him.

As for why she felt so guilty, she knew it herself.

The little electric donkey went on the road again. This time Xiaobai was very quiet. He hugged him like a sloth and stopped singing.

"How about playing "Ride on My Beloved Motorcycle"?" Zhang Tan took the initiative to liven up the atmosphere and not scare the little friends.

Xiaobai started to sing...

The little eDonkey finally arrived at Pujiang Film Studio. The security guard at the door recognized Zhang Tan. He smiled and took the initiative to open the door and let him in without asking any questions.

"Thank you~" Zhang Tan rode over on a small electric donkey.

"Thank you~" Xiaobai also shouted.

The security guard saw her little face and gave her a funny salute, which stunned her.