Dad Academy
Chapter 1034 Faint
"Xiaobai, Xiaobai, don't shake the bird cage, the parrot will faint." Tan Jin'er had to remind.
After coming out of the management office, there was a talking parrot in their group. Xiaobai and Xi'er were so happy that they went crazy and rushed to grab the bird cage. Baba, Xiaobai took the initiative to suggest that the two of them take turns carrying the bird cage, and one person can carry it for a while. That's okay. Then Xi'er beamed, hugged Xiaobai, and kissed her. Hiahia kept laughing.
The bird cage is now in Xiaobai's hands. Xiaobai walks in front, leading the way, swinging the bird cage back and forth with great joy, and the parrots in the cage are stunned.
After listening to Tan Jin'er's words, Xiaobai and Xi'er carefully looked at the parrot in the cage and came to the unanimous conclusion that the parrot was still sleeping and had not woken up, so they continued to wander.
Zhang Tan was walking behind, looking at it endlessly, and said to Tan Jin'er: "This parrot may have woken up, but was knocked unconscious again. This possibility is very high."
Tan Jin'er looked at him angrily and said, "Then don't say anything."
Zhang Tan: "Didn't you say so?"
Tan Jin'er: "They listen to you more."
Zhang Tan waved his hand and said perfunctorily: "Ji people have their own destiny, don't worry about a bird, it will live a happy life."
Tan Jin'er was angry and happy, as if she discovered for the first time that there was such a side to Zhang Tan. She was used to seeing him mature and capable, but she didn't expect that he would be so petty and waiting for revenge. However, this did not make Boss Zhang annoying, but instead made him more lovable. It was like a person on TV suddenly came into life. It turns out that he, like us, has joys and sorrows, needs daily necessities, and is closer than ever before.
"Xiaobai, Xiaobai, it's time for Xi'er to give her a hug~" Xi'er, who was walking in front, counted the time accurately and didn't want to waste a second.
"Then take it." Xiaobai generously handed the bird cage to her and told her to hold it tightly and not to drop it.
"hiahiahia~~~"
Xi'er happily hugged the bird cage and stared at the fainting parrot inside, as if she could see the flowers. After a while, she sang a lullaby to coax the parrot to sleep.
Zhang Tan said to Tan Jin'er in a funny way: "Maybe my parrot is about to wake up, but Xi'er sang a lullaby like this and fell asleep again. Alas, it's so hard to be a bird. It can't wake up no matter what."
Tan Jin'er smiled and said, "That's why I said don't let them carry it."
Zhang Tan: "Then you go and ask for them back. Look at how they look. Can you give them to us? It's impossible. They'll cry and they might even bite us, so you go ahead. I won't go anyway."
Tan Jin'er puffed up her cheeks and said, "Then I won't go either. It's not my bird anyway."
The group returned to the monkey park. Zhang Tan was worried that the children would be bullied by the monkeys, so he did not go deep into the park, but watched through the barbed wire fence.
Zhang Tan bought a bag of bananas and gave them to Xiaobai and Xi'er to eat.
Good guy, Xiaobai threw a banana, and a large group of people gathered around them in an instant. They crowded around the barbed wire fence, stretched out their furry paws towards them, and watched eagerly, waiting for more bananas.
Xi'er put the bird cage on the ground, happily took a banana and handed it over. Before she could react, the banana was snatched away by a quick monkey, which shocked her.
Xiaobai quickly protected her and warned her not to get too close. At the same time, he scolded the monkeys in the garden: "Crawl away! Crawl away from me!!! Monkeys, you monkeys!"
The monkeys seemed to understand her words, and they took two steps back and looked at her, looking much better behaved. There were a few monkeys scratching and scratching on their bodies. From time to time, they would put something they caught into their mouths and eat it. It seemed to be some kind of delicacy. One of them caught the top delicacy and was reluctant to eat it. He took it over and stretched out his hand. In front of Xiaobai, ask her to eat.
Xiaobai stretched his neck to take a look, then immediately shook his head and said, "I won't eat it, you can eat it yourself."
The monkey was very enthusiastic and stretched out his hand to make her eat.
Xiaobai shook his head: "You eat it yourself, you eat it yourself, I won't eat it."
Xi'er came over curiously and asked what it was.
Xiaobai immediately said to the monkey: "Give her some thianiline. She is a happy baby and she likes to eat."
The monkey hesitated for a moment. It was only willing to give this kind of delicious food to Xiaobai, but now that Xiaobai had spoken, it reluctantly handed the food to Xi'er to eat.
Xi'er looked at it again and again, and ran away in fright, shouting that it was bugs, and she didn't eat bugs.
"If I eat a bug, I'll die."
The monkey's patience was exhausted, and he finally ate it by himself. It was delicious. He nodded to Xiaobai with an expression of great enjoyment.
At this time, in the bird cage placed on the ground near the wire mesh, the parrot flapped its wings twice and slowly woke up. But as soon as he opened his eyes, he saw a group of monkeys in front of him. Their eyes were shining, staring at it with salivation. , some are even wiping saliva, and some stretch out their claws to reach it...
The parrot was frightened on the spot, screamed loudly, and fainted again in the cage.
Xi'er cried out, "What's wrong with my bird?? Hey hey hey~"
"My bird~~~"
Xiaobai also yelled, and the two of them gathered around the bird cage and reached out to fiddle with the collapsed parrot inside. The body was warm, but limp and had no strength. It was true that he was fainted, not just pretending.
"It's so pitiful." Zhang Tan said to Tan Jin'er, "It was already awake, but it was frightened and fainted by a group of monkeys. It must have thought that it was being fed to monkeys. It's really miserable... but it's quite fun."
Tan Jin'er: "..."
She didn't know how to answer the question. Boss Zhang seemed to have a grudge against the parrot that he couldn't resolve.
She couldn't help but question Boss Zhang's motive for buying the parrot. Maybe it wasn't for Xiaobai and Xi'er, but purely for his revenge.
The monkey park is very lively. Some people enter it and mingle with the monkeys. Xi'er who is watching outside is very envious and wants to go in and experience it.
"You will be bullied by monkeys!"
"You can't beat a monkey."
Tan Jin'er and Zhang Tan said in unison.
Xi'er hugged the birdcage and looked at her godfather and sister innocently. She was stunned for a long time, and finally, aggrieved, she went to play with Xiaobai who was feeding the monkeys bananas, not with her godfather and sister!
The number of people in the zoo gradually increased and became more and more lively. Zhang Tan led everyone to move to the crocodile pool...
There are two huge crocodile simulations at the entrance of the crocodile pool, with their bloody mouths open, forming a door.
Xiao Bai was a little scared and stopped, not daring to move forward. Xi'er even took a few steps back, took Xiao Bai's hand and looked at the simulated crocodile fearfully.
"What are you standing here for? Go in." Zhang Tan urged, "Xi'er, didn't you say you wanted to see the big crocodile? Go in."
Xi'er shook her head quickly, turned around and ran away to stay away from here.
Zhang Tan: "..."
"Xi'er~~~" Tan Jin'er chased after Xi'er and caught Xi'er back. Xi'er shouted that I didn't want to go. I was so scared. The big crocodile would eat my little friend.
Seeing this, Zhang Tan said to Xiaobai in a funny way: "Xi'er is timid. You are my sister. Can you encourage her and take her with you?"
Whenever you tell Xiaobai that she is your sister, she will definitely respond enthusiastically. However, this time Xiaobai shook his head and said, "I won't go. The big crocodile will eat the little friend."
Zhang Tan explained to her that the crocodiles were in the cage and would not come out. As for the two at the door, they were fake. In order to verify that it was a fake, Zhang Tan placed the bird cage in the crocodile's open mouth and said, "Look, it's fake."
In the bird cage, the parrot, who had been in a coma for a while, flapped its wings, shivered twice, and slowly woke up. When he opened his eyes, he found that he was in a bloody mouth. After a few flutters, he failed to struggle, and fainted again with a cry...
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