Dad Academy

At night, Zhang Tan took care of Xiaobai until he fell asleep before returning to his room to rest. The next morning, he wanted to go to the room to see Xiaobai, but was told by Teacher Jiang that Xiaobai had already gotten up.

Zhang Tan walked around the house and then around the yard, then came back and asked Teacher Jiang: "Where is the little white guy? Why didn't you see her?"

Teacher Jiang said: "She went to play with Dunzi and herd cows with other children."

"Herding cows???" Zhang Tan was surprised and thought to himself that this kid cried so miserably yesterday, why was he so cheerful today and stayed up early in the morning to watch people herding cows.

"Where did they go to herd cattle?" Zhang Tan was still a little worried.

Teacher Jiang pointed to the mountains to the east and said, "You don't have to look over there, you can't see it."

Zhang Tan looked around and saw that Xiaobai could not be seen in his field of vision until about seven o'clock in the morning. When he was cleaning the room, he heard a noise coming from the yard. When he came out, he saw that it was Xiaobai and Dunzi who had returned from grazing cattle. .

The little girl's face was rosy, and the ends of her hair were wet with dew and stuck to her forehead. Her whole body exuded vigorous vitality, like the rising sun or the small fruits in the mountains.

"You're back from herding cattle?" Zhang Tan asked.

"Hahaha~~" Xiaobai laughed and stuffed something into his mouth.

"What are you eating?" Zhang Tan asked.

Xiaobai opened his little hands and saw a few small red fruits, which were raspberries: "Try them, they are delicious."

"This is a raspberry." Zhang Tan pinched one. It was sour and sweet. "It tastes pretty good. Go wash your face and brush your teeth with Dunzi. We are ready to have breakfast."

"I'm full~" Xiaobai said.

Zhang Tan looked at her belly. It was bulging. Then he looked at Dunzi's belly. It was even more bulging.

"What did you eat? You can't be so stuffed with raspberries, right?"

Xiaobai laughed and didn't answer, but Dunzi honestly said he had eaten watermelon.

Zhang Tan immediately thought of the last time Xiaobai stole a watermelon in the field, and immediately understood that this little guy must have stolen another watermelon. The two of them gnawed one, and their stomachs were now filled with watermelon juice.

"Eating so much watermelon early in the morning will make your stomach hurt. So why don't you guys take a break first? Don't eat for the time being?"

Xiaobai: "I want to eat, I want to grow up."

…

After staying in Baijia Village for five days, Zhang Tan took Xiaobai and had to leave, saying goodbye to grandma and Dunzi. Xiaobai was listless and wilted. It wasn't until she arrived in Chengdu and was about to take a plane to Chengdu that she cheered up and cheered. Watching "Windmill and Fake Sophistication" on the plane with a tablet computer.

A flight attendant pushed a trolley and asked what drinks and snacks she wanted. Zhang Tan said she wanted a cup of Coke, took off Xiaobai's headphones, and asked her what she wanted.

Xiaobai glanced at the Coke the stewardess brought to Zhang Tan and said, "It's the same as my old man."

The stewardess obviously understood Sichuan dialect and looked at Zhang Tan with a smile. Zhang Tan said, "That's not okay. Children can't drink coke. You can drink juice."

Xiaobai's eyes widened: "Why? Why can't my little friend drink and strangle me?"

She pointed at Zhang Tan's Coke. It looked dark and she wanted to try it.

"Drinking this will make your stomach bloated. Look how big your belly is now." Zhang Tan said.

Xiaobai lowered his head and looked at his belly, "It's not big at all, old man, give me a little."

Zhang Tan continued to point out the disadvantages of Coca-Cola: "Drinking this will acidify your teeth and make you lose your teeth, like Xibao, who can't even speak."

Xiaobai would not be fooled by his few words, and retorted: "Then you want to drink? You bully my little friend!"

Zhang Tan was stunned and said, "Because I'm hopeless."

Then he said to the snickering stewardess: "Pour this kid a glass of juice."

"Okay." The flight attendant asked Xiaobai what juice he wanted. "I have watermelon juice, lime juice, orange juice, apple juice,..."

Xiaobai's head felt dizzy after hearing this. He waved his little hand and said, "Everyone, have a cup of thiamine. I'll have a taste."

Airline stewardess:"……"

Zhang Tan continued to act like a villain: "There is no reason to have a drink. You can't finish it by yourself. Don't waste it. Just have a glass of watermelon juice. You like watermelon."

Xiaobai asked: "Which pot did you pick the watermelon from?"

Zhang Tan: "Maybe it's this young lady."

"Huh? Hahaha, whose watermelon did she pick?"

"I don't know either, why don't you ask her."

…

The stewardess poured watermelon juice for Xiaobai and said to herself, "Do you think I don't understand?" Or do you think I'm a little transparent?

"Excuse me, do you need snacks? I have nuts here..." The flight attendant continued to serve the first-class father and daughter patiently, with a smile on her face, even though the two people were talking about her watermelon in front of her. The juice may have been squeezed from a stolen watermelon.

"I don't need it. Where is Xiaobai? What can I eat?" Zhang Tan asked Xiaobai.

"Do you want money?" Xiaobai asked.

"You don't have to think about this." Zhang Tan said.

Xiaobai: "Then I don't have the money to do it?"

"This is free, you can eat whatever you want."

"What's strangulation?"

The flight attendant said it was spicy strips.

"I want to eat spicy strips!"

Zhang Tan had to act like a villain again: "No, you can't eat spicy strips, your stomach will hurt."

"No way."

"It's too spicy."

"This is my strength." Xiaobai said proudly.

Zhang Tan looked at the stewardess and wanted to ask the stewardess to say a few words, but the stewardess smiled and said, "It's actually not very spicy."

Xiaobai immediately said happily: "Miss, give me two packs of thiophene."

Zhang Tan: "No, you can't eat spicy strips. You have eaten enough chili peppers at home, which is not good for your stomach. Eat less. Can you eat some nuts? It's delicious."

Xiaobai said unhappily: "Why can't I eat spicy strips? Old man, what's the matter with you? Why are you going against my friend? I want to drink Coke and you won't let me. Pour me some watermelon juice." , I want to eat spicy strips, but you won’t let me eat that fruit, but I don’t want it, I just want to eat spicy strips.”

Zhang Tan objected to Xiaobai eating too much chili peppers. When he was in Baijia Village, he wanted to control it, but he couldn't because most of the houses at home had chili peppers. He wanted to wait until he returned to Pujiang to slowly let Xiaobai reduce his love for chili peppers. Depend on it, otherwise you will have gastrointestinal problems sooner or later.

Zhang Tan tried his best to persuade her, but in the end he didn't let her eat the spicy strips. Xiaobai got angry and puffed up his cheeks to express that he didn't want to talk to Boss Zhang. He put on his headphones and watched "Windmill and Fake Sophistication" instead of Boss Zhang.

She stopped calling him "Old Man" and called him "Boss Zhang". That's how she held grudges.

The plane flew for half an hour, but Xiaobai still refused to say a word to him. Zhang Tan took the initiative to strike up a conversation, took off an earphone from her little ear, put it in his own ear, and said with a smile: "Let me Take a look too."

Xiaobai said expressionlessly: "This is just for the little friends to watch. You, Boss Zhang, are competing for cartoons with me. That's what you think."

The fighting power is so strong, and there is no sign of losing his temper, Zhang Tan thought to himself, and immediately imitated Xiaobai and said: "Boss Zhang also grew up as a child, I just like watching "Windmill Car and Fake Sophistication", what? "

Following Xiaobai in the past few years, he has learned a little bit of Sichuan dialect. Although it is not authentic, it is at least a bit like it.

Xiaobai was stunned, and Zhang Tan continued: "This windmill is a bit stupid, and it is always bullied by fake sophistication, but this time fake sophistication will be in trouble, it will be caught and beaten by the windmill..."

"Huh?" Xiaobai's attention was diverted to the plot, and he and Zhang Tan discussed whether the windmill would die.