Dad Academy

Chapter 128 Boss Zhang, you are about to explode, run away (33)

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Huang Liangliang slapped Zhang Tan on the shoulder and said, "My buddy, we met by chance. Let's go to karaoke. Zhang Tan, you can go home by yourself."

Zhang Tan nodded and said: "Then I'm leaving, and you should go home early."

But the girl next to Huang Berry said: "No, handsome guy, since we are Berry's friends, let's come together."

There are 8 people in this line of work, 5 women and 3 men, all colleagues of Huang Liangliang. The enthusiastic girl is named Zhao Qian.

Zhang Tan was called up by Huang Liancai and followed.

Sitting in the box and watching them sing, Huang Qianmei is really a womanizer. Her singing is obviously difficult to listen to, but she is the most energetic and dominates the microphone without letting go.

Zhao Qian sat over, next to Zhang Tan and said, "Handsome guy, I still don't know your name? My name is Zhao Qian, and this is my best friend, Tan Ying."

Tan Ying is the most beautiful girl among the group. She doesn't talk much and hasn't sung yet. She has been sitting on the sofa chatting with friends or playing with her mobile phone.

After hearing Zhao Qian introduce her, she looked over, a little shy.

Zhang Tan introduced himself, Zhao Qian looked at Tan Ying, and asked with a smile what he did for a living, if he had a girlfriend, and where his family was.

"Gungungun, don't ask about Zhang Tan."

Huang Liangliang put down the microphone, squeezed in and sat down between Zhao Qian and Zhang Tan, and drove her away.

You dare to mess with Neptune. Do you want to seek death and survive?

Several girls were playing around together. Zhang Tan got up and went to the bathroom, his stomach hurt again.

Bang Bang Chicken!

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Xiaobai's house.

Malanhua knocked on the door for the third time: "Gua Wazi, are you okay? You were using a flashlight to shine on shit, right?"

Xiaobai's painful voice came from the bathroom: "Uh-huh-huh-huh-huh~~~"

After a while, she limped out with a frown on her face.

"Did you paw?"

Malanhua lowered her head and looked at Xiaobai who was passing by her feet. She saw that she was covering her butt and walking very hard.

Xiaobai said with a grimace that she had a stomachache.

Her ass was so hot.

Malanhua asked: "What did you eat?"

I ate Boss Zhang’s Bangbang Chicken, Xiaobai said in her heart, but she didn’t dare to say it out loud. Her aunt never knew that she was eating and drinking with Boss Zhang, and half of the Bangbang Chicken she cooked went into her belly.

The previous times had been good and the food was delicious, but this time, like Boss Zhang, she won the bid.

Xiaobai slapped him backwards: "Auntie, did you hit me secretly?"

Malanhua: "When did I hit you? Don't try to frame me."

"Why does my paw hurt so much?"

Xiaobai climbed onto her little bed and lay down, feeling weak, and suddenly he let out an ouch.

Malanhua: "Clawed? Are you going to poop again?"

Xiaobai turned over, from lying down to lying on his stomach, and wailed: "Ugh, ugh, ugh~~~My butt hurts so much~~"

"Show me." Malanhua said, taking off Xiaobai's pants.

scare! Xiaobai was startled, and hurriedly grabbed his panties, trying not to let go, shouting: "Where do you live? Where do you live!!! Help, uncle - save my life~~~Auntie wants to take off my pants Pants.”

Malanhua said angrily: "What nonsense are you calling!"

He turned to Bai Jianping who heard the sound and said, "Get away! This is our women's business and has nothing to do with you."

Bai Jianping was stunned for a moment, then left obediently.

Xiaobai shouted: "Uncle, please don't leave~~~~"

Bai Jianping walked without looking back and said, "I won't leave."

He returned to the living room and sat on the rocking chair. He swayed and swayed, and Xiaobai's irritable little voice came to his ears: "Bai Jianping~~~ You've already left, but you still won't go away, shovel! You lied to my little friend. , Black ass!"

Bai Jianping wasn't angry either, he was smiling and watching TV. It's good for Guawazi to be noisy and lively at home.

There are so many hardships in raising a baby, but this is probably one of the few joys.

I remember that before he and Ma Lanhua adopted Xiaobai, the two of them worked outside, working during the day, dragging their exhausted bodies home at night, trying to cope with food and clothing, and then going to bed. Sometimes they didn't exchange a few words in a day, and the house was quiet. And boring.

Ever since Guawazi joined, there has been a lot more fun, quarreling, beating Guawazi... it's all very interesting.

"Gua Wazi, don't be too arrogant. That's your uncle. How dare you call him a black ass? Let me see if your butt is black."

Malanhua held Xiaobai, dragged her into the bathroom, and wanted to take off her pants for inspection.

Xiaobai struggled to resist, baring his teeth and claws, holding his pants tightly with one hand, and waving randomly with the other hand to scare her away: "Crawl away! Climb away~~~Don't touch me~~"

Malanhua said angrily: "You are using a flashlight in Moutou, seeking death, and you dare to call me "I" in front of me, so get over here!"

She grabbed Xiaobai violently, took off her pants, checked her butt, let go, and spat: "Guawazi stinks! Did you poop and didn't wipe it clean?"

Xiaobai is like a cat with hairy hair. He looked at her butt and insulted her!

"*\u0026%￥#@! ()*\u0026...Hmph!"

Malanhua ignored her and wasn't angry. Anyway, she didn't understand a word she said.

"You are nagging because you are angry, you melon kid. You have told me not to eat spicy food. Now you are nagging me so much that my butt hurts."

She pressed her hand on Xiaobai's butt, and Xiaobai jumped up and shouted: "What are you doing?! I'm so angry that I'm furious!"

"Xiaopen is friendly and fierce. What did you eat?" Malanhua remembered that her family didn't cook anything too spicy today, so how could this happen?

"Huh~~" Xiaobai remained silent.

Malanhua scares her, saying that if this continues, her butt will explode on the spot.

Xiaobai was frightened and said nervously: "What's going to happen to Boss Zhang? He's going to die~"

"What does it have to do with Boss Zhang?" Malanhua asked.

Xiaobai said everything. She became like this after eating the Bangbang chicken given to Boss Zhang. If she behaves like this, wouldn't Boss Zhang also explode?

"What can Boss Zhang do? He's going to die~~~"

Xiaobai clamored to call Boss Zhang, but how could Malanhua allow it? How could he ask? Are you asking, Boss Zhang, does your butt hurt?

Ma Lanhua comforted Xiaobai, saying that Boss Zhang can eat spicy food and is an adult. He can handle it and it won't explode for the time being. He only needs to tighten the pancake and it will be fine.

"Did you also eat the previous Bangbang Chickens?" Malanhua asked.

Xiaobai grimaced and said honestly: "Chilao."

"Is it tasty?"

"tasty."

"Are you Guawazi?"

Xiaobai shook his head: "No."

"Then you wash the dishes tonight."

Xiaobai went to wash the dishes, but before that, she was still worried about Boss Zhang. She was worried that Boss Zhang would explode on the spot, so she asked to make a call.

"Hey, just give Xiaobai a call." Bai Jianping helped.

Malanhua was annoyed, so she agreed to Xiaobai calling Boss Zhang, but she needed to be warned: "You can't ask Boss Zhang if your butt hurts? Do you understand?"

Xiaobai nodded: "I know."

Malanhua asked: "Then what are you going to instigate?"

Xiaobai: "Boss Zhang, you are so nagging, your butt is about to explode, do you know? Run away~~"

Malanhua looked at her speechlessly, looking like a melon.

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