Dad Academy

When Zhang Tan got up and went out, he saw Xiaobai and Xi'er sitting in the living room with downcast faces, warming themselves around the stove. In front of them, Teacher Jiang was helping them organize their clothes, checking their little hands, and giving instructions They, please don't provoke the big rooster next time. The big rooster is very fierce.

Xi'er said with a downcast face: "Xi'er will never provoke the big rooster again. Grandma, it wasn't Xi'er who provoked this time, but Xiaobai. Xiaobai screamed, and the big rooster was unhappy and wanted to bite us. .”

Xiaobai said: "You also imitated the big rooster's crow! It's not just me, the big rooster also bullied me. Look at my hands, they were bitten by it."

Xi'er also stretched out her little hand and said, "The big rooster bit me too."

Xiaobai looked at his little hands, then at Xi'er's, and said angrily: "I'm so angry that I'm going to be furious."

Xi'er: "I'm so angry~"

Teacher Jiang comforted them: "Don't mess with the big rooster. The big rooster won't mess with you. It crows and croaks every morning. Why do you mess with it?"

Xi'er asked curiously: "Grandma, does the crowing of the big rooster mean the crowing?"

Teacher Jiang said: "Yes."

Xiaobai curiously asked: "Why is it barking? My old man is still sleeping."

Teacher Jiang said: "Because the big rooster gets up very early every day, it crows to wake up the sun, so that he can rise quickly. It also wakes up other small animals and tells them that it's dawn and it's coming soon." Wake up."

Xi'er said proudly: "Then I didn't hear the big rooster crow, so I got up. Am I more powerful than the big rooster?"

Teacher Jiang smiled and gave Xi'er a thumbs up.

At this time, Xiaobai said: "Xiwawa, I woke you up."

Xi'er hiahia smiled and gave Xiaobai a like.

When they saw Zhang Tan come out, they surrounded him and told him their "tragic" experiences again to gain sympathy.

Zhang Tan comforted them and then went to the kitchen to brush his teeth and wash his face.

In the kitchen, Tan Jin'er was making breakfast, wearing an apron around her waist and busy around the stove. The steam filled the pot, making her look like a snail girl falling from the sky.

Tan Jin'er heard footsteps and turned around to see Zhang Tan. Zhang Tan looked at her with surprised eyes. When she noticed him, he looked away and pretended to be nonchalant. He found a toothbrush and towel and prepared to brush his teeth and wash his face.

"You got up so early."

"I went to bed early last night. I have never gone to bed so early in Pujiang."

"What's cooking in the pot? It smells so good."

"It's the rice cake prepared by Teacher Jiang. Are you hungry? It'll be ready soon. You can eat it after washing your face."

Zhang Tan felt strange when he heard this.

Behind the kitchen is a backyard with a bamboo forest, seven or eight orange trees, and two vegetable plots with radishes and Chinese cabbage.

Zhang Tan was squatting in the backyard brushing his teeth when Xiaobai and Xi'er ran over again, followed by Dunzi.

"Old man~Old man~~The Dunzi family is going to kill Liuliu." Xiaobai said hurriedly, his face flushed, not sure whether he was cold or excited.

Zhang Tan spit out the foam, rinsed his mouth, and asked, "What is Liuliu? Liuliu is not here."

"It's a pig! It's a pig! Dunzi's family is going to kill the pig."

"Oh pig, kill the pig?"

Xiaobai nodded vigorously and told him that Dunzi's father came to ask him to help kill the pig.

Every time during the Chinese New Year, there is a custom in rural areas of killing New Year pigs. This time it is Dunzi’s family who wants to kill New Year pigs.

Dunzi also learned about it after getting up this morning. As soon as possible, he ran to report the news to Xiaobai and Xier.

Xiaobai and Xi'er immediately remembered the scene where they were chased by a big fat pig when they were playing at Dunzi's house last summer. At that time, there was no way to go to heaven or earth, and Xi'er almost cried in fear.

Killing pigs is a technical job, and it is also a physical job. It cannot be done by one or two people and requires the cooperation of many people.

Zhang Tan was called to help. At the same time, father and son Bai Jianping and Bai Zhiqiang, plus Dunzi's father, and Dunzi, oh no, Dunzi couldn't do it, he wanted to come, but was driven away by his mother.

Zhang Tan changed his clothes and put on his rain boots. Teacher Jiang was telling him what to pay attention to. Xiaobai and Xierdunzi watched him get ready and kept cheering him up.

Tan Jin'er was also watching, but did not speak, only her eyes showed concern.

To be honest, Zhang Tan was a little panicked about catching pigs. He had never caught pigs before. He had only seen some online novels about pigs, such as "The King of Soldiers came home and found his old father in the house." Carrying a pig...", what "The Dragon King returns and finds a five-year-old woman living in a pig pen..."

Zhang Tan walked into the pig pen and saw a fat pig with a fat head and round ears. The pig had shiny hair, grunted, and had a bad temper. He was not easy to mess with at first glance.

To be honest, I was a little panicked, Zhang Tan said to himself. He wanted to back off, but everyone had entered the pigsty, and the pigs were right in front of him. There were companions and helpers around him. He couldn't afford to lose face by running away at this time. Besides, there were three children eating melons in the yard outside. At the theater, if they see their idol and run away like this, timid before fighting, he will probably lose his temper. How will he be a parent in the future and how will he educate them? ! If Bai Jianping was not careful, they would yell "Seriously" every day. So if he did something like running away today, he would be called "Running away" if they didn't meet again in the future? ? ? ?

He looked at the pig and assessed the risks. He felt that the pig was about to run, and the impact would be amazing. If it collided with him, he didn't know if he could withstand it.

Dunzi's father divided the work for everyone. He and Bai Zhiqiang caught the pig's front feet, Bai Jianping and Zhang Tan caught the pig's back feet, and there was a pig butcher who was responsible for catching the pig's ears and stabbing the pig.

They first drag the pig out of the pig pen, then pick it up and press it on the chopping board. At this time, the pig killer will stab the pig quickly and neatly.

Xiaobai, Xi'er and Dunzi also ran to watch. The three children were curious and excited, but also a little scared, and their spirits were high.

Dunzi's mother urged them to go farther away and not get closer. What if the big fat pig broke free and ran towards them.

The impact of the big fat pig in a panic is quite terrifying. Even three children will be knocked away by him, say goodbey!

Tan Jin'er: "Come on, hurry up, don't get so close, it's too dangerous here."

"We want to see~" Xiaobai said, she would not leave if she was asked.

"Look further away. It's too close here and it could be dangerous," Tan Jin'er said.

At this time, Dunzi called Xiaobai and Xi'er and ran outside his yard. There was a pile of wood and bricks, with a straw mat spread on top. The three of them climbed up using their hands and feet, and stood on the meadow, which was just high. If you step out of the fence, you can see the scene in the yard at a glance.

This position is simply tailor-made for them, with the right height, wide field of view, safety and no danger.

Three little heads were spinning around on the wall, chattering endlessly.

The child Bai Chunhua suddenly burst into laughter and secretly took out a mobile phone from her pocket.

This belonged to her old man. Her old man was going to catch pigs, so he handed the phone to her for safekeeping.

Xiaobai was already very familiar with the old man's mobile phone, and she also knew the password. After pressing it a few times, she unlocked it.

A generation of Neptune fell down with a crash, and a highly confidential mobile phone was so easily unlocked by a 6-year-old child! What secrets can be hidden here in the future? Not to mention hiding girls. Sure enough, after becoming a baby daddy, Neptune died.

Xiaobai skillfully opened the instant messaging, found an account with the avatar of Liuliu, and made a call.

The video call was connected, it was Zhu Xiaojing.

Zhu Xiaojing thought it was Zhang Tan who was calling, but when she saw it, it was Xiaobai. In fact, if you think about it, it's impossible for Zhang Tan to make video calls on the phone. The only ones who make video calls frequently are children.

"Aunt Zhu, is your Liliu at home? I want to chat with her." Xiaobai said.

"At home, wait a minute, I'll call her." Zhu Xiaojing shouted in the distance, "Liuliu!! Come here~~~Xiaobai calls you -"

After a while, Liliu hurried over and appeared in the camera.

"Xiaobai, you are a melon."

Xiaobai's face darkened when he heard this, and he retorted: "Liuliu, you little melon, the Dunzi family is going to kill you, haha."

Liuliu was surprised and said angrily: "I won't let you go, Xiaobai!"

Xiaobai pointed her phone at the yard and told Liuliu that their family was going to kill a pig, and she invited Liuliu to come and watch the pig slaughter.