Dad Academy

"Dudu, Dudu~~~" Dudu said anxiously to Dudu as he pulled Little Plum out, "Drag Little Plum into the woods. It's so damn stupid. I'm so angry." ~~Go quickly, go quickly, I’ll give you some skewers and a bear when I come back.”

After Liuliu told Dudu to take Xiao Lizi away, he hurriedly returned to Boss Zhang, pretending to be cute and harmless, leaving Zhang speechless.

He just dragged away the knowing comrade so blatantly in front of me. Have you ever considered my feelings?

Can it be hidden?

It's so obvious, should I take care of it, or should I leave it alone?

Zhang Tan complained in his heart, and saw that Little Plum had been dragged away by Dudu. He left the classroom and entered the woods, and finally disappeared.

Xiao Weiwei and Xi'er ran after him, concerned about Xiao Lizi's survival and safety.

He mentally mourned for Xiao Lizi for a second, and finally chose to pretend not to see it.

Because he knew that if he didn't return the piggy bank to Luoliu, Luoliu could tear down his home!

"Why don't you return my piggy bank? Boss Zhang, my good friend~"

Liuliu raised his little head and asked Zhang Tan expectantly.

Zhang Tan had no idea what to do with this little drama queen, so in the end he had no choice but to do it forcefully:

"Okay, come with me."

As he said that, he took the opportunity to squeeze a handful of Liuliu's chubby little face. It felt great.

Luoliu was overjoyed and didn't care about having her little cheek pinched. She let out a few hahaha and 666 sounds, and followed Zhang Tan at full speed, following every step, like a little tail.

After walking a few steps, Zhang Tan suddenly stood still, turned around and said to Xiao Bai, who was observing the woods with a telescope:

"Xiaobai, come here too. Where did you hide Liliu's piggy bank?"

"Ouch!!"

Liuliu was suddenly shocked. Her piggy bank still fell into the hands of Xiaobai? ? ! !

She waved quickly: "Xiaobai, Xiaobai, come here quickly."

Xiaobai put away the binoculars and gave them to Xiaomi, asking her to continue observing the woods and to rescue the baby immediately if something went wrong.

Xiaomi accepted the order happily and was upright, ready to sound the siren and go to rescue people at any time.

Fortunately, it was Dudu who pulled people into the grove. Dudu was a good boy, not completely bad, unlike Liuliu.

Zhang Tan took Xiaobai and Liuliu back home. Xiaobai first rummaged around in the study, which was really lively.

But Liliu beside him was so anxious that he was sweating.

"Have you found it? Are you okay? Where's my little pig? Where's my money? Xiaobai, my good friend? Don't play tricks on me. Find it quickly."

Whatever you're worried about comes, Xiaobai spreads his hands: "It's gone."

"ψ(｀)ψ~~", Luoliu smiled awkwardly and couldn't believe it, "Xiaobai, don't play with me, ho ho ho, come find me quickly and I'll give you a bear drink."

"I really didn't find it. I remembered I put it here before."

Xiaobai pointed to the third floor of the bookshelf and said that it was placed there, but now it was gone.

Liuliu immediately ran over, jumping up and down, stretching her neck to look at the bookshelf, not giving up.

"It's really not here anymore." Xiaobai said.

Liuliu was completely angry.

"Gua Wa Zi! Xiaobai, you Gua WaZi!! I will bite you~~"

Baring his teeth and grinning, he rushed towards Xiao Bai, and depending on his momentum, he wanted to bite off a large piece of meat from Xiao Bai to taste.

Xiaobai was not afraid of her. He gave way slightly, then grabbed Luoliu's shoulder and stretched out his flower-arranging foot, which immediately caused Luoliu's body to lose its balance.

But Liuliu didn't fall to the ground, Xiaobai helped her little body in advance.

However, at this moment, Liliu could not be supported. She had collapsed and fell to the ground, like a puddle of mud.

"My God, my mother, my little pig, Xiaobai, you little melon, you have killed my little pig, I am no longer your good friend, I want to break up with you. , I don’t like you anymore, wuwuwuwu——ahhhh~~~”

Liuliu covered her heart, the pain made it hard for her to breathe, and the pain made her whole body twitch.

She was lying on the floor rolling around.

Xiaobai quickly comforted her: "Don't cry, I'll look for you again, and again."

Zhang Tan tried to help Liuliu up, but Liuliu couldn't stand several times, his legs became weak, and his whole body was drained of energy, leaving only the body of Mo De's soul.

"I am a killer with no emotions. I want to defeat you, Xiaobai!! I will not let you go. I want to practice martial arts and become a hero."

The more he talked, the angrier he became. Suddenly, he quickly got up on his hands and knees, then used his hand as a sword and stabbed Xiaobai with a "sword", shouting: "Eat me with my sword!"

Xiaobai screamed, staggered back, and retreated to Old Man Zhang. He hugged Old Man Zhang's thigh to prevent himself from falling.

"Old, old man~~I, my Xiaobai, am about to die~~"

She was dying to speak, her hand still clutching her heart.

Liuliu chased after me, "Haha, I'm awesome, you're scared, Xiaobai."

"I, I, you little melon, I want to fight with you~~ah-why can't I walk~"

Xiaobai struggled but couldn't get up.

Liuli put her hands on her hips and laughed.

"..."

Zhang sighed speechless.

Are the two little ones competing on each other's acting skills?

One of them was triumphant after the assassination was successful, while the other collapsed on the ground and was dying, but they refused to take their last breath and kept talking.

Seeing this, Liliu thought that maybe he could be saved, so he hurried to get the first aid kit.

After being happy for a while, she no longer wanted to lose Xiaobai, a good friend.

As soon as Liuliu left, Xiaobai immediately sat up and asked Zhang Tan: "Old man, how was my performance?"

"Just like the real thing."

"Hoo ho ho, this is my strength."

"I think you and Liliu can play the role of White Snake and Xiao Qing when they were young."

"Who is the white lady?"

Zhang Tan explained to her.

When Xiaobai heard this, he jumped up and said: "What??? You want me to play the role of a shuttlecock?? I -"

Before she finished speaking, she hurriedly lay down again, because Dudu and Xi'er rushed over in a hurry, and Xiaomi was also there.

"Xiaobai, Xiaobai, what's wrong with you?"

Good friends gathered around Xiaobai to check on his injuries, and Xiaobai left them a message.

The two sides had a very friendly conversation, and all the words in their hearts were spoken. At this time, Luliu arrived belatedly carrying a first aid kit.

She traveled across thousands of mountains and rivers to set out with everyone, but it took her a full five minutes to get there while others were two minutes away.

"Get out of the way, get out of the way, let me come~~I'll save Xiaobai."

As she spoke, she opened the first aid kit, took out a huge syringe that looked like it was used for cattle, and injected it into Xiaobai's belly.

Xiaobai was so frightened that he quickly got up and ran away.

"Hahahahaha~~~666 duck me~"

Liuliu finally recovered from the pain of losing the piggy bank. Although it may only be a short recovery, at least she will no longer cry.

Xiaobai stopped pretending, stood up, and said to Liuliu: "Liuliu, it doesn't matter if you don't have the piggy bank, you still have me."

"...Hahaha, ha, ah?..."

Slowly, Luliu felt that she had been tricked. She smiled and then collapsed, feeling sad again.

"I won't play with you~~"

Her best friends gathered around her to comfort her. If the money is gone, you can save it again. If the person is gone, then it is really gone.

After everyone comforted her for a while, Xi'er suddenly became angry.

"Little Pig, Little Pig is in my room, hiahia~~"

Everyone shuddered and looked at her.