Dad Academy

"Thank you for the cake, Xiaobai, it's for you."

"Thank you Sister Xiwa. Your pancakes are so delicious. I'm full. I'll give this to you."

…

Because Xiaobai and Xi'er gave the children cakes to eat in the evening, the children repaid their kindness one by one and lined up to give gifts to Xiaobai and Xi'er.

The return gifts are all small things, such as marbles and cards. They are very common, but the children cherish them very much.

For them, these are beloved things, and they will never give them to people who don't approve of them.

When Liuliu saw this, she was filled with envy. Why didn't anyone give it to her? She also did a lot of live duck work and distributed pancakes to the children with Dudu.

Distributing pancakes is their job.

As soon as I thought of it, a little boy timidly came to Liuliu and said, "Liuliu, thank you for giving me pancakes to eat, and give them to you."

After saying that, he didn't care, stuffed the small thing into Liuliu's arms and ran away.

Liuliu looked confused and asked Dudu why it was a duck and why the children were a duck.

Dudu said: "Because you always bully everyone, everyone is afraid of you and dare not make friends with you."

"...I really didn't expect it to be a duck. I was just joking with everyone. Why can't everyone afford to play..."

Luoliu nagging, she never thought about bullying the children. She usually just scares everyone and never really bullies anyone.

"Look what is the gift for you?" Dudu reminded.

Liuliu picked up the things in her arms and put them in front of her eyes. She suddenly became unhappy.

"Why the hell did he send me a pack of paper ducks——"

Liuliu was very dissatisfied. She didn't have high demands. She didn't dare to ask for brand-name bags or bear drinks. She could just match Xiaobai and Xi'er, but what was this - a pack of napkins! ! !

Dudu explained to the children: "Napkins are good, but this one is better. You can use them to wipe your butt when you poop."

Liuliu asked: "Isn't this for wiping your mouth?"

Dudu: "...emmm~~ You can also wipe your butt when wiping your mouth."

After finishing speaking, Dudu may have felt that this reason was too far-fetched and it was difficult to fool Pang Liuliu, so he looked at Pangliuliu's face, gestured with his hand and said, "They are all round, rub them, okay." , great.”

Liliu: "...Pangdudu, you are such a good guy, are you playing tricks on me? Do you think I am a big fool?"

She didn't want to talk to Pangdudu anymore, because she felt that Pangdudu was challenging the lower limit of her IQ.

She was worried that she wouldn't be able to keep the lower limit.

Xiaobai and Xi'er were "showing off" the gifts they had received to each other, one by one and each by me. The competition was very fierce.

Liuliu walked over, took out a pack of tissues and said, "Look, it's mine! You can wipe your mouth and butt. It's great, 666~"

When she said this, I really didn't know where she got such strong confidence.

Although it was just a pack of tissues, Luoliu still cherished it.

The gift is light but the affection is heavy. It seems like this is the first time a child has given her a gift.

Even though it’s just a pack of tissues.

To do this, she went to the toilet seven or eight times a night.

Every time before I go, I advertise it widely, take out the pack of tissues, and everything is kept secret.

But strangely enough, when she left Little Red Pony at night, her paper towels were still full and none of them were used.

She might just be bluffing after going to the bathroom so many times.

As a result, I was so happy that I forgot to take the paper towels out of my pocket when I got home at night. After taking a shower, I threw the clothes into the washing machine. I didn't remember it until the next day and hurriedly looked for them, but the clothes were no longer in the washing machine. Instead, it was hung on the balcony.

She touched it and felt her tissue, and she suddenly felt sad.

"My heavenly duck, my heavenly duck——"

She howled and took out the pack of tissues from her pocket, which was almost turned into a ball of pulp.

"Oh my god, my god - I can't do it anymore!"

Da Yanyan immediately covered her heart and fell to the ground, howling incessantly.

Her paper towel duck was given to her by the children as a gift. She couldn't even bear to use it, so it ended up being gone!

Shen Limin and Zhu Xiaojing heard the commotion and rushed to the balcony to meet. They listened to the pomegranates howling for a while before they knew what happened.

"I'll buy you another pack." Zhu Xiaojing said.

"Buy a pack, is this just a matter of buying a pack?? Ooooooh - I'm so sad." Liuliu cried to the heavens and the earth, he was really hurt.

Shen Limin stood on Liuliu's side this time and said: "Liuliu is right. This is really not a matter of buying a pack. This is a gift given to her by the children. It represents their feelings. It is just washed away. Really It's a pity, Xiaojing, why didn't you look at it when you were doing the laundry?"

Zhu Xiaojing's eyes widened, good guy, is this her fault?

Luoliu hit the snake with a stick: "Hey, Xiaojing, why didn't you look at it when you were doing the laundry?"

"What did you call me?" Zhu Xiaojing's eyes were full of murderous intent, and she might hang the durian on the clothes rack and beat her up in the next moment.

Liuliu quickly held her head in both hands and said painfully: "My head hurts so much. I have a headache. I really want to be quiet!"

Zhu Xiaojing suppressed her anger, feeling that the child reacted quickly. If he had been slower, she would have beaten him.

"Well, let's put this pack of paper towels in the sun to dry. Wouldn't it be fine after it's dried?"

Shen Limin said: "How can it be used?"

Zhu Xiaojing said angrily: "I didn't plan to use it in the first place. I went to the toilet seven or eight times and didn't use a single tissue. Is this for use? Can children wipe their butts with their wishes? This is a Think about it, keep it as a decoration."

Liuliu thinks it makes sense.

Seeing that his wife was about to get angry, Shen Limin quickly agreed.

Liuliu was comforted for the time being, but Zhu Xiaojing said to her and Shen Limin: "It's my fault this time. I didn't pay attention to my pockets when washing clothes. This time it's Liliu's tissue. Next time it might be cash, ID card, household register, IOU, etc." Check, so for the healthy development of our family, you two will take care of the laundry in the future. As for which one of you two will come, you can discuss it yourself, but I personally suggest that Liuliu don’t accept it. You are still young and can’t afford it. It is more appropriate for Lao Shen to take this responsibility."

Both Liuliu and Shen Limin were stunned.

Liuliu's mind was working very fast at this time, and he was the first to react before Shen Limin. She immediately jumped up and ran away, saying: "I'm not suitable. I can't bear this responsibility. This responsibility is too big. I'm still too young. Let the adults come. 666 I'm leaving -"

She ran away in a flash, and Zhu Xiaojing also left, leaving Shen Limin alone on the balcony. The rising sun rose into the sky, shone on the balcony, fell on him, and printed his reflection on the floor tiles.

He looked down at his own shadow and suddenly felt that he was alone.

He suddenly slapped himself, "Why are you so talkative?"