Dad Academy
Chapter 1751 Everyone here is a scumbag
Xiaobai stayed at her eldest grandma's house for one night, and finally came back in the evening of the next day, bringing Wang Xiaoyu with her.
The happiest people about Wang Xiaoyu's arrival should be Liliu and Dudu.
They tricked others so much that they couldn't help but build friendships.
In the eyes of the plastic sisters, Wang Xiaoyu is no longer just a "mobile snack bag".
Big or small is a friend.
Wang Xiaoyu also went home after staying at Xiaohongma for two days.
He didn't finish his summer homework, so his mother chased him to Little Red Horse.
Because of summer homework, Xiaobai and Xi'er had a quarrel, which almost made Xiaobai angry to death.
Xiwawa's force value is about zero, and Xiao Weiwei can beat her even in a quarrel, but she can pinch Xiaobai with both hands. You say it's magical or not.
Little Red Horse Academy, five o'clock in the afternoon, in the kitchen.
"Put more chili pepper, put more chili pepper, old man, do you know how to cook?"
"I don't know how, so why don't you come? Just put this much. You can't put any more chili peppers. It's too spicy."
"We Sichuan people just want to eat spicy food, so don't worry, your uncle and aunt will like it."
"Didn't you buy two bottles of chili sauce? If my uncle and aunt think it's not spicy enough, then you can give them a bottle of chili sauce."
"Why don't you listen to me? Old man, you have changed, huh~"
Xiaobai came out of the kitchen and took off her apron. Since the old man didn't listen to her, she would stop working and watch cartoons.
Zhang Tan stood at the door of the kitchen and said loudly: "Xiao Bai, please call your uncle and aunt later and ask them to come over for dinner at six o'clock. Don't forget."
"Hohoho~" Xiaobai smiled but said nothing.
She showed off her smart phone watch and was about to call her aunt when she suddenly thought of Xi'er who made her so angry, so she called Xi'er first.
"Xiwa, I'm not angry with you anymore. I came over for dinner tonight and made your favorite dumplings. Come over. It doesn't matter. Come over. You don't want to eat what your sister made. Just come over."
Because of the enthusiasm of the child Bai Chunhua, Xi'er didn't know how to refuse, so she could only agree.
However, it was a pity that Xiba should not die. When she went out, she happened to meet Bai Jianping and Ma Lanhua who were also going out. After asking, she found out that they also went to Xiaobai's house for dinner.
"Where are you going, Xi'er?" Malanhua asked.
Xi'er's eyes were rolling wildly, she couldn't tell lies, and she would get flustered when she told lies. She scratched her back and said:
"I, I came out and scratched my itch, I'll go back right away."
"..."
Xi'er slipped back, and her sister asked, "Aren't you going?"
Xi'er said angrily: "What are you going to do? I'm not going. Sister, do you know? I saw Aunt Ma also went. I'm so afraid of Aunt Ma at the dinner table. I'm not going. I'm eating at home, sister. The food I cook is the most delicious, a hundred times better than what my godfather cooks."
Tan Jin'er said happily: "Are you sincere?"
"It goes without saying~ Of course I'm sincere, hiahia~"
Bai Jianping and Malanhua walked out and chatted.
"Xi'er was obviously scared back by you just now. She must not have just gone out to scratch an itch."
"Why didn't you scare me back?" Malanhua said angrily, as if she was vicious.
Bai Jianping said: "I never feed Xi'er."
"...I never force-fed anyone, it's all Xi'er's choice."
"Hahahaha~~"
"Smile like a hammer."
"Hahaha~~"
"Old fart black——"
The two bickered all the way, and when they arrived at the little red horse, Xiaobai had been waiting for him, waving enthusiastically: "Uncle - aunt!! Come on, come on, I've made a lot of delicious food for you, just waiting for you to eat it. Coming."
"What to bring?" Malanhua asked.
"Bring me the mouth." Xiaobai said, leading the way.
Malanhua: "Guawazi, what are you talking about?"
Xiaobai will not care about her aunt for the time being. She and the old man are treating her to dinner today.
The old man said that her uncle and aunt were guests today. She had to show her host's generosity and must not quarrel with her aunt.
She made a promise not to quarrel with her aunt.
So bear with it.
"Old man—I invited my uncle and aunt here—"
When Xiaobai arrived at the door, he shouted inside and warmly greeted Bai Jianping and Malanhua to come into the house.
Seeing Xiaobai's little magpie look, Bai Jianping couldn't help but said, "I've never seen such an enthusiastic Xiaobai. You're not asking me for money for tonight's meal, are you?"
Xiaobai responded: "I have plenty of money."
If his uncle had come earlier, Xiaobai could take him to the guest room to see her mountain of "wealth".
The wealth is simply astonishing, but unfortunately, it has already been given away to the children.
"Here we go! Come directly to the restaurant, the food is ready." Zhang Tan came out of the kitchen to greet him, with his apron still around his waist.
Bai Jianping said: "It's troublesome, cooking so many dishes."
Xiaobai stood in front of him, pointed at the TV and said, "Uncle, look, I turned on the TV for you. The boss of the United Nations is talking. Do you want to listen before you eat Mangmang?"
Bai Jianping glanced at the TV and saw that the Secretary-General of the United Nations was speaking. Xiaobai still understood him.
"Then just listen." Bai Jianping said. Although he was deeply involved in worldly affairs, he never stopped yearning for the world and the starry sky.
Xiaobai stayed at his feet and watched the UN Secretary-General's speech together.
Malanhua said angrily: "Xiaobai, come over and eat quickly, don't worry about your uncle, Baolibao is so angry."
Don't make the children stupid too.
"I'll come over for dinner after watching the boss of the United Nations say something." Xiaobai said without looking back.
Malanhua helped Zhang Tan carry the food from the kitchen and took out the bowls and chopsticks. When she saw the two of them still standing in front of the TV watching the UN Secretary-General's speech, she suddenly became angry and wanted to turn off the TV, but couldn't find the remote control.
"Hohoho, I hid it." Xiaobai snickered.
"Are you going to eat?" Malanhua asked angrily.
"Eat as soon as you finish watching." Xiaobai said.
Zhang Tan also came over and stood in front of the TV, "What are you talking about?"
Bai Jianping introduced enthusiastically: "Russia is at war with its neighboring countries, and the Secretary-General is speaking..."
Xiaobai poked his head out and asked, "Who was fighting with whom?"
"Russia and that Ukraine." Bai Jianping said.
"Oh my God, shovel!! Old man, didn't we go to Russia for a trip? Why did we start a fight as soon as we left?"
Zhang Tan said: "Yes, if I had known we would not have left. If we had not left, we might not have been able to fight."
"Hahahaha~~" Xiaobai was amused.
…
"..."
Ma Lanhua sat alone in the restaurant, speechless to these three people, especially to her old man.
Aren't you here for dinner? Are you going to eat or not?
What to see when a United Nations Secretary-General speaks!
Finally, after watching the UN Secretary-General's speech, the three of them remembered that they had not eaten yet, so they turned off the TV and sat down in the restaurant.
After Xiaobai was busy, he brought a plate of fried peanuts and placed it in front of Bai Jianping. He also got two bottles of Little Bear drinks for himself, gave one to his aunt, opened one for himself, and poured it into a small cup. I want to have a chat with my uncle.
"Here, cheers, uncle~" Xiao Bai picked up the small cup, touched it with Bai Jianping, then turned to his aunt and said, "Aunt, you can drink as you like."
Malanhua didn't know whether to laugh or cry. She tore open the Little Bear drink, inserted the straw into it, and took a big sip. Half the bottle of Little Bear drink was gone.
Xiaobai caught a glimpse of it from the corner of his eye and was so frightened that he quickly put his open bottle of Bear drink away.
"Uncle, drink it." Xiaobai urged when he saw Bai Jianping didn't move.
Bai Jianping looked at his cup. It was empty. Drink a hammer or northwest wind?
"Old man, pour wine for uncle." Xiaobai urged.
Zhang Tan asked, "Where's the wine?"
"Where's the wine?" Xiaobai asked.
"Didn't I ask you to take it out and put it on the dining table? It's not on the dining table. Where did you put it?"
"Where did I put it? Let me look for it."
Xiaobai thought about it, got off the table and looked around, and finally found it on the coffee table in the living room. He quickly brought it over, asked the old man to open the bottle cap, and then poured a glass for his uncle to drink with him.
"Pour a glass for your aunt, too." Zhang Tan reminded.
He knew that Malanhua also drank.
"Oh, I won't drink. I won't drink." Malanhua said politely, "Oh, why are you pouring so much for me, Xiaobai!"
"You are not drunk. Even if your uncle is drunk, your aunt will not be drunk either."
When Malanhua saw that her hidden strength was exposed, she stopped using these false politenesses. She was not bragging. Everyone here, including this Guawazi, together were no match for her.
It depends on whether the seal of her small universe can be unlocked.
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