Dad Academy
Chapter 2023 You little fat rabbits
When there was a barbecue at home, Liuliu couldn't help but be overjoyed and gave Zhu Xiaojing and Shen Limin appreciative looks.
Zhu Xiaojing gave her a roll of his eyes, but Shen Limin took advantage of it. After all, he usually had little status in Luoliu's eyes and had a very low sense of existence.
He was already very happy to get an appreciative look today.
In response to Zhu Xiaojing's eye roll, Luoliu was not angry at all. Instead, he smiled and continued to give her a cute look, pouted his lips, and blew her a greasy kiss.
Zhu Xiaojing continued to roll her eyes in return, seeing the greasy mouth of this little chubby girl, who would want to blow a kiss from her.
Hahahaha~
Liuliu laughed, probably thinking it was fun to tease Mother Zhu.
"Dudu, you need to eat more duck, you see how skinny you are. Xi'er, you need to eat more duck, you see how skinny you are, there is no meat anywhere."
Durian is full of enthusiasm, even hotter than barbecue.
While she was eating, she took care of her friends. When she saw someone eating slowly, she would urge them to eat, showing her host's enthusiasm.
Hey, the main theme of Dayanyan is passion.
She pinched Xi'er's little arm, which was very thin, and hurriedly handed half of the beef skewers in her hand to Xi'er, asking Xi'er to eat it quickly, so that she could gain weight.
Xi'er had a frown on her face and didn't want it in her heart, but she couldn't stop Liuliu's enthusiasm, so she could only take it in her hand first.
Liuliu enlightened her and said: "You still want to live to be 100 years old. You eat so little and are so thin, you won't live for long. You have to be like me, able to eat and drink, have meat on your body, and be able to withstand hunger." , can you live a long life..."
These words have reached Xi'er's heart. Her dream at this stage is indeed to live a long life, and she will live to be 100 years old first.
However, she was still a little confused about Liliu's words.
"Will I get fat to death if I eat too much?"
Luliu was stunned by the movements in her mouth and hands. She stared at Xiwawa, always feeling that Xiwawa was talking about her.
In the end, she felt that Xiwawa was probably not talking about her, and it couldn't have been intentional.
If it was Xiaobai who said this, then there is no need to think about it, he must have meant it to say it to her.
"It's okay, Xiwawa. Only with flesh on your body can you be healthy. Look how healthy and strong I am." Liuliu boasted.
When Dudu, who was immersed in the barbecue, heard this, he couldn't help but look over. When it came to health and strength, she, Miss Zhao, didn't say anything. Why did Fat Liuliu say anything?
But thinking that this was at Liuliu's house, I wanted to give Liuliu some face, so I didn't say anything like "Fat Liuliu, you're so weak." But I couldn't say anything flattering against my will, so I could only put my love into eating.
Liuliu is still instilling so-called health knowledge into Xi'er Balabala.
Xi'er also listened humbly, nodding from time to time, and kept asking questions. This provoked the conversation to become more interesting, and she began to talk nonsense.
"Why does eating meat make you grow meat? Why?"
"Why can eating barbecue help you gain weight?"
"Why can you live to be 100 years old if you eat too much?"
"Have you lived to be 100 years old? How do you know?"
"Don't you drink water? Yes, drinking bears is healthier."
"Do you wear a helmet when you go out? Why don't you wear one? Aren't you afraid of death?"
"Can you ride an electric donkey?"
"How many poop do you poop in a day?"
…
"Ah, I'm walking around, digesting~"
Liuliu made an excuse and hurriedly stayed away from Xiwawa. This child had too many problems, and there were literally a hundred thousand reasons why. Even though she talks a lot about sex, she can't handle this high-intensity rhythm.
Xiwawa is really too nagging.
It's better to withdraw quickly.
She pretended to walk around everyone, finished her walk, finished eating, and then...then she didn't go to Xiwa's side anymore, but squeezed in between Cheng Cheng and Xiao Bai, well, mainly because of Cheng Cheng Come.
"Cheng Cheng, eat more. I'll get whatever you want to eat. If you don't have it, I'll buy it for you."
Liuliu really acted like a master and took good care of everyone, and everyone had a bulging belly.
Xi'er was the first to be defeated. She couldn't eat anything and collapsed on the sofa. Zhu Xiaojing was stroking her belly to help digestion.
It feels great in the hand.
Cheng Cheng was defeated for the second time.
Originally she could hold on for a while, but Luoliu almost stuffed the roast into her mouth. She felt like she was going to choke to death, so she hurried away.
Xiaomi is the third.
In the end, the only ones left standing and eating were Dudu, Xiaobai, and Liuliu himself.
Liuliu took a bunch of corn kernels for Dudu, and picked up a bunch of roasted mushrooms to give to Xiaobai, but suddenly his eyes narrowed and he saw that there was not much left in the barbecue, especially the roasted mushrooms. This was the last bunch, so , she silently put the roasted mushrooms in her bowl.
Xiaobai: →_→
"Not enough duck, Mother Zhu, not enough duck." Liuliu asked Zhu Xiaojing for some more barbecue.
But Zhu Xiaojing disagreed.
"Eating too much at night will make you unable to sleep and is not good for your health."
Xi'er immediately agreed: "Yes, you will live for a long time if you eat like this."
"We are all full." Xiaobai also said.
Dudu nodded, silently put down the bunch of corn kernels he had just picked up, clapped his little hands, and said that he was full.
It's late at night, and they are about to go to bed, so they really can't let the children eat too much.
This was because Zhu Xiaojing agreed to have a barbecue because Xiaobai and others came to her home. Otherwise, she would have ignored Liuliu's request and would have given her a scolding.
Still unfinished, Liuliu picked up all the remaining skewers on the coffee table. Only when they were all gone did he officially declare that the barbecue supper was over.
At night, the children lay down on the bed one by one, with their bulging bellies facing the ceiling, like overstuffed pythons quietly digesting.
"Who wants to sleep with me tonight?"
Zhu Xiaojing walked to Liuliu's bedroom and stood at the door to ask the children.
There was silence in the room, very quiet.
"Do you want to sleep with me?" Zhu Xiaojing asked again.
At this time, a weak "I" sounded, it was Xiwawa.
Xiwawa was still the best behaved. Zhu Xiaojing asked again: "Are there any more?"
Xiaobai spoke, but instead of answering Zhu Xiaojing, she asked Liuliu.
"Liuliu, where will you sleep tonight?"
Luliu weakly said that she slept on her princess bed.
As soon as he finished speaking, voices filled the room one after another.
"I sleep with Mama Zhu."
"Me, me too."
"And me~"
…
Liuliu was shocked. Yu Yong sat up and stared at his friends in shock. He couldn't believe that they were all going to sleep with Zhu's mother? !
"Children, sleep with me? It's very warm to sleep with me."
Xiaobai said: "I have agreed to sleep with Mama Zhu."
Cheng Cheng also said: "I will also sleep with Mama Zhu, as agreed."
Liuliu looked at Xiaomi, and Xiaomi said sorry. She also wanted to sleep with Mama Zhu because she thought Mama Zhu was very gentle.
"I like Mama Zhu very much."
This was a good excuse, and at least it made Zhu Xiaojing very happy.
"You, you little fat rabbits!"
Liuliu looked at Dudu at the end.
Dudu is in great dispute.
Liuliu was worried that Dudu would leave her too. At this moment, she felt that their sworn friendship was not that strong, so she quickly asked: "Dudu, my dear Duduyo, is the barbecue delicious?"
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