Dad Academy

"Old man, what are you doing?"

"I'm writing a song for you."

"Huh? Can you write just sitting here?"

"Then I can write while standing."

"..."

"You go downstairs to play with everyone. You don't have to follow me. I won't be able to finish writing for a while."

"...Okay, I'm leaving then. Li Xiaoyu is also leaving tonight, and we have to see her off."

"go Go."

Xiaobai went out. Just as she said, a girl named Li Xiaoyu was leaving Xiaohongma tonight, and a few of them arranged a farewell ceremony.

Zhang Tan was the only one left in the study. He could calm down and think about the new song.

…

I don't know how long it took, but the door to the study room was gently pushed open. Xiaobai poked his head in and curiously looked at what Old Man Zhang was doing.

I was worried about disturbing Old Man Zhang, so I moved carefully.

However, as soon as she poked her head out, the old man spotted her.

The two of them stared at each other, Xiaobai closed the door with a swish, and a series of footsteps disappeared, and he ran away.

Zhang Tan thought she was just here to check on her duties, so she went downstairs again when she saw him working. Unexpectedly, after a while, the door to the study room was pushed open again, and Xiaobai came in with a glass filled with hot water. Be careful not to spill the water in the cup on the ground.

She put the water glass on the desk and said, "Old man, drink water."

"Thank you~ Why don't you go downstairs to say goodbye to Li Xiaoyu?"

"She has been picked up by her father, and many children are crying."

"It seems that everyone likes Li Xiaoyu very much."

"Yes, she often helps other children, and everyone hates her."

"Will she come again after the New Year?"

Xiaobai was a little depressed, "She doesn't know."

Although Li Xiaoyu said he didn't know, it was actually more likely that he wouldn't come.

Seeing this, Zhang Tan changed the subject: "Look, the song I wrote for you is almost finished."

"Wow, you are so awesome, old man."

Xiaobai came to him curiously and stared at the computer screen, only to see a long paragraph of English on it.

Xiaobai didn't understand it, so he thought he should call Xiwawa to translate.

"What do you mean in English?"

Xiaobai was looking forward to it. He wanted to know what the English song the old man wrote was about. Could it be about a super big world?

A bigger world than Xiwa's big world.

However, Zhang Tan told her: "No."

"Does that mean I'm a very large girl?"

"...No."

"What is that? Hohoho~~~"

Xiaobai felt that the song the old man wrote for her must be very high-end. For example, could it be "My Little Fairy"?

"My stupid heart."

"..."

Zhang Tan nodded to Xiaobai, yes, you heard it right.

Xiaobai: →_→, "Are you scolding me?"

"I'm not scolding you. I'm telling you that the song is called "My Foolish Heart."

After Xiaobai was speechless for a while, he suppressed the dissatisfaction in his heart and said: "What's going on? What's wrong with my stupid heart? Where am I stupid? Are you kidding me, old man?"

Zhang Tan couldn't laugh or cry.

"I'm not kidding you. Just listen to me and tell you the gist of the lyrics. Once you hear it, you'll know it's not a curse word."

"...Hey~ Okay, I'll give you a chance."

Xiaobai's face was full of helplessness, thinking about Xiwawa's song called Big World, I am a big girl, but it turned out that what she had was my stupid heart.

She suspected that Old Man Zhang was plotting against her, but she found no obvious evidence.

"Then I'll start."

"Go on, don't hit me, my little heart can't bear it."

"Haha, no, don't worry."

Zhang Tan was about to explain the gist of the lyrics when he suddenly added: "Oh, by the way, actually what I just said is not entirely correct. The song title can actually be called: My Infatuation."

Xiaobai was shocked. This old man looked more scary than before. Just now it was my stupid heart, but now it’s even better. He actually wants to eat his heart! Eat the hearts of children?

"It doesn't mean eating a child's heart, but it means being infatuated, just like the white lady's love for Xu Xian."

Xiaobai widened his eyes, nodded, still a little confused, and muttered: "The White Lady has a crushing love for Xu Xian. The White Lady is a stick figure, she always wants to bite Xu Xian, and she also wants to eat spicy strips." Got him."

Zhang Tan: "Xiaobai, what are you talking about?"

"Hoo ho ho, old man, your writing about White Snake and Xu Xian is so awesome, hahaha~~"

Zhang Tan explained the gist of the lyrics to her, the gist of which was:

Hello everyone

My mom and dad wrote a new song called "My Infatuation"

I want to sing this song with my brothers and sisters

let's start singing

Ah, my infatuated heart~

I tried to let go of your hand

like many times before

But I'll show up at your door again

My infatuation~

I can't believe I haven't figured it out yet

whenever i call you

You will only disappoint me~

Ah, my infatuation~

…

After finishing speaking, Xiaobai's eyes were full of clear stupidity, and he didn't quite understand what the song was about.

She always felt that the old man was perfunctory with her, which was much worse than I am a big girl who likes babies~ She was so sad that she wanted to cry.

Xiaobai was a little irritable.

Old man Zhang didn't notice this, but explained the background and scene of the song to her carefully.

Xiaobai became more and more restless.

"You just think that Lady Bai and Xu Xian love each other very much but can't be together." Zhang Tan helped Xiaobai find a sense of empathy.

Xiaobai asked: "Because Fahai is not allowed to be bald?"

Zhang Tan: "It's not that Fa Hai's bald head doesn't allow it, it's that there's something wrong with your own relationship and you broke up!"

"Huh? We broke up. This, this is great!"

Xiao Bai has long wanted to break up with Fat Liliu. This white lady is not pretty at all.

"How did they break up?" Xiaobai asked.

Zhang Tan said: "It was Mrs. White who broke up with me. She wanted to break up with Xu Xian."

When Xiao Bai heard this, he was very dissatisfied. She had to break up and kick White Snake away, not White Snake kicking him away!

"That's okay." Zhang Tan followed the good advice.

But then I thought about it, if this is the case, then the mood is wrong.

"It still doesn't work. It must be the White Snake who wants to break up with you, otherwise the mood is wrong. You are infatuated. The White Snake has failed your infatuation."

Xiaobai went crazy further.

She felt that Old Man Zhang was against her!

"Old man?"

"Um?"

"What's the benefit of going against me?"

Zhang Tan didn't know whether to laugh or cry, but he felt that Xiaobai's crazy mood was just right. What he wanted to sing "my stupid heart" was a grumpy voiceless voice.

"I'm leaving~"

Xiaobai was a little unhappy when she saw that Old Man Zhang didn't plan to change the song as she wanted. Who cares if he doesn't work overtime with Old Man Zhang?

She also took away the water on the table.

Don't even think about drinking water.

When she reached the door, she thought for a moment and put down the water glass, then placed it against the wall on the floor.

"Put it here. If you want to drink, just grab it yourself. I won't bring it to you, humph~"

You can listen to the Milkman version of "My Stupid Heart". His mother didn't make this song popular, but this irritable kid made it popular. There is a video on the music platform.