Dad Academy

Bai Jianping was happy at first. His niece and granddaughter came to see him with a sprained foot. He was somewhat touched by this filial piety.

He didn't even know how the news about his sprained foot reached their ears, but the fact that they came as soon as possible fully demonstrated their deep feelings.

It's just that after not long being together, he sincerely hoped that they would leave quickly. If it were any later, he would be full of anger, and he might even be spoiled by them.

Pricking him with such a big syringe? Can he survive? ? ?

If such a small hammer hits his ankle, how can he not be lame? ? ?

There was also a Bai Chunhua who stood in front of him and refused to retreat, always eyeing him covetously!

He is in a bad mood, how can his feet get better? ? ?

They were afraid that they were sent by monkeys to harass him!

But he can't directly say, ah, you are so bad, please leave quickly and give me some space.

He was afraid of hurting the hearts of the children.

He talked good and bad, and finally let the two children who wanted to operate on him stop, while turning a blind eye to Xiaobai, who was looking at him eagerly.

Well, as long as he doesn't meet Xiao Bai's eyes, he can ignore the harm.

And as long as he is not embarrassed, there is no such thing as embarrassment.

He was half lying on the rocking chair, watching TV.

Not surprisingly, the news on TV is also current affairs.

The current political news this time is Pujiang News. Since the recent change of leadership, Pujiang's three teams made a collective appearance for the first time, visiting and researching companies, and carrying out "three looks" activities.

Bai Jianping watched with great interest, but he always noticed a gaze locked on the back of his head, so he said: "Xiao Bai, look quickly, there is your great grandfather on the TV."

"Grandpa?"

A small figure instantly appeared in front of the TV, blocking everyone's view.

"Xiao Xiaobai, don't get so close, your eyes will become short-sighted. Come here quickly." Bai Jianping greeted.

Xiao Xiaobai came back to him, pointed at the crowd on the TV and said, "Which one is Grandpa?"

Bai Jianping said: "It's not your great-grandfather, it's your little aunt's great-grandfather."

"My aunt's great-grandfather?" Xiao Xiaobai wondered.

Bai Jianping said: "Yes, he is your and my aunt's great-grandfather, not yours."

"What is that for me?" Xiao Xiaobai asked.

"It's not yours, it has nothing to do with you."

Unexpectedly, as soon as Bai Jianping said these words, Xiao Xiaobai frowned, with unhappiness written all over his face.

She couldn't understand why her aunt's great-grandfather had nothing to do with her! Who are you looking down on?

Xi'er cared about Gua Wazi and said, "Xiao Xiaobai, don't be sad, that's your uncle."

"My uncle?" Xiao Xiaobai was stunned, and then he was very happy, "My uncle, it's my uncle~"

Bai Jianping sighed helplessly. He no longer wanted to correct him, he just felt so tired.

"Where does my uncle live?" Xiaobai asked while watching the TV.

Bai Jianping explained to her that this was a "three visits" and visiting companies was a political activity.

Xiaobai said oh and lost interest.

But Bai Jianping immediately explained boring current political news to them with great interest, using Xiaobai's grandfather as the starting point, and told them one story after another. The three children listened with gusto, as if they were listening to Cheng Cheng's story. .

The time for watching the news passed quickly, and it was getting dark outside the house. Three children were sitting in front of the TV watching the news broadcast. In the middle, Bai Jianping was half-lying, saying eloquently: "Look at these people, these planes, and these tanks." , they are fighting, killing children and women, they are really inhuman! Don’t be nervous, stay away from us.”

"You are really not human." Xiaobai said angrily.

"You are really not a human being." Xi'er was also filled with indignation.

Seeing that he was lagging behind, Xiao Xiaobai quickly caught up: "I'm really not a human being!"

"Cheers~" Xiaobai picked up the bear drink in his hand, clinked glasses with Xi'er and Xiaobai, took a sip, and continued to stare at the TV.

Xiao Bai was overflowing with filial piety. After taking a sip of his bear drink, he brought it to Bai Jianping's mouth and asked, "Does your grandpa want to drink it?"

Bai Jianping waved his hand and said, "Your grandfather doesn't drink."

Xiao Xiaobai didn't force it and took back the bear. She cherished it very much. She wanted to drink this bottle of bear drink for a long time and had endless aftertaste.

Xi'er was a little worried and said, "What will happen if Aunt Ma comes back and finds that her bear drink is missing three bottles?"

Xiao Xiaobai immediately became nervous: "Let's find a way."

Xi'er asked: "What can I do?"

Xiao Xiaobai said: "A way to keep Aunt Ma from knowing."

Xi'er asked: "What can I do?"

Xiao Xiaobai thought for a moment and said, "Let's run after we finish drinking."

The two of you asked each other and came up with a lot of bad ideas. In the end, I really couldn't think of a better way and had no choice but to ask Xiaobai for help.

Xiaobai felt that the two of them were too stupid to discuss such a simple issue for so long.

She pointed at Uncle Bai who was watching TV and said, "I just said that uncle was drunk."

Xiao Xiaobai and Xi'er both think this method is good.

As for whether Uncle Bai thinks it's good or not, I don't know.

Xiao Xiaobai quickly motioned to his aunt to lower her voice, "Your grandpa will hear it."

"I've heard it." Bai Jianping said without looking back.

Xiao Bai and Xi'er were startled, but Xiao Bai was very calm. Not only was he not worried, but he leaned over with a smile: "Uncle, if aunt asks who drank three bottles of Little Bear, do you want to tell me?"

Bai Jianping said: "I couldn't help it and drank three bottles during the day, one in the morning, one in the morning and one in the evening."

When his uncle was so kind, Xiaobai gave him a big thumbs up and almost pressed his thumb on his face.

Xiao Xiaobai and Xi'er made a special trip to him to like him.

Bai Jianping said with a smile: "That's okay, that's okay. No need to be so enthusiastic. Who asked me to love you? Get out of the way quickly and don't block the TV."

Xiaobai waved his hand to the two melon boys to get out of the way so as not to hinder his uncle from watching TV. Then he smiled secretly and said to Bai Jianping: "Uncle, what you just said is wrong."

"Isn't that right?"

"Look, you said you would have one bottle in the morning, one bottle in the morning, and one bottle in the evening. What about you in the afternoon? Why don't you drink one bottle in the afternoon?"

Bai Jianping was stunned for a moment and asked, "What do you mean?"

Xiaobai said: "I thought you would drink another bottle this afternoon."

Bai Jianping was speechless, and then he saw Xiaobai running to the refrigerator to get another bottle of Bear drink, and he felt even more worried that he was just a tool and would not stop until he drained him dry.

I could only say weakly: "I'm afraid I will be in danger if you finish drinking my aunt's bear drink like this."

Xiaobai pointed to the refrigerator and said, "There are still three bottles left."

"Alas~~~"

At this time, footsteps came from the corridor. It was Yang Yi and Bai Zhiqiang who had returned home from get off work and came to visit Bai Jianping.

"Mom--" Xiao Xiaobai shouted happily and rushed towards her mother.

Yang Yi hugged her with a smile and asked Bai Jianping: "Dad, have you eaten?"

Xiao Xiaobai rushed to answer: "Mom, your dad didn't eat, and my aunt, sister Xi'er and I didn't eat either."

Yang Yi nodded her forehead and said, "I want to call you grandpa."

Xiao Xiaobai made a sound and said: "Your grandpa didn't eat, mom and we are hungry."

Yang Yi wanted to hit someone.

She let go of Xiaobai, even if she didn't want the baby that had fallen out of favor.

"Let's go cook. Dad, please wait for a while. We'll serve the food."

After saying that, Yang Yi and Bai Zhiqiang went downstairs.

Xiaobai ran to the door and sent her parents home to cook. She didn't see them anymore before she returned to the house, sat on her little stool, and said to Xiaobai and Xi'er: "Don't leave, let's eat together." .”

Xiaobai glanced at her and said, "Hey, you still have to tell me."

If you don’t tell me, I’ll definitely eat this meal.

Xiao Xiaobai asked curiously: "Who wants to say it? My mother also said it."

Xiaobai waved his hand, not wanting to talk to the silly Guawazi, which would have lowered his IQ level in vain.

Xiao Xiaobai was not annoyed at all. He leaned close to Xi'er's ear and whispered in her ear for a while, which made Xi'er hiahia laugh.

Xiao Xiaobai also stood aside and hiahia giggled.

Xiaobai: →_→

She waved and said, "Xiao Xiaobai, come here, what are you talking about?"