Dad Academy

The live broadcast was full of barrage, but Xiaobai and Robin had no idea at all. They didn't even know it was live broadcast.

It's all under the control of little kid Tan Xi'er.

The boss behind this.

At this moment, the aunt and nephew in front of them had finished their collaboration on "The Snail and the Oriole". They both wanted to drink a bottle of Little Bear to moisten their throats. Robin volunteered to run, but he jumped in front of the refrigerator and tried to stretch his arms. It's enough, but it can't be reached.

I can only call my aunt to help.

Her little aunt took three bottles of Little Bear and inserted a straw into one of them before giving it to her. She patted her little head and told her to grow up quickly, otherwise it would be of no use.

Robin: "..."

The bear drink in my hand suddenly didn't smell good anymore.

Xiaobai gave Xi'er another bottle and asked casually: "Xi'er, are you covering it in your hand?"

Xi'er hiahia smiled and said she was afraid of falling.

Xiaobai didn't take it seriously. The three of them sat together drinking Little Bear and chatting. They first discussed the taste of Little Bear's drink and praised how it tasted so good. Then they complained for a while that the tea factory run by Old Man Zhang didn't taste as good as Little Bear's drink. .

Robin questioned why her uncle didn't open the Little Bear Beverage Factory, because he was afraid that they would drink badly.

Xiaobai immediately acted like a big sister, teaching Robin how to drink Little Bear. Can drinking Little Bear help her grow up? cannot!

Robin expressed his humility to receive education, and besides drinking bears, he also had to eat more. He then showed off that he had to eat an egg every morning and drink a bottle of milk.

The three of them chatted like crazy, but they didn't know that the live broadcast room was about to explode.

Tan Xi'er, a child, doesn't care whether it's live broadcast or not, she just plays. Even if it's live broadcast, the screen suddenly goes black and she can't see anything and can only hear voices.

This is because Xi'er had her cell phone in her pocket.

This live broadcast mode is so lively that no one can watch it.

However, the barrage was only noisy for a while, and then everyone found that it was interesting to listen to the children chatting, especially these three who were making various complaints about Zhang Tan, their aunt, and their parents.

The youngest one even talked about bed-wetting! ! !

Should she tell Robin that the whole internet knew about her bedwetting?

Forget it, let her continue to be kept in the dark and grow up happily and ignorantly. It will be better to let her know about this later when she grows up smoothly. By then, her ability to bear it should be strong enough.

As a result, the number of people online in the live broadcast room has not only not dropped, but is still growing rapidly. There are already 200,000!

"This is probably the most amazing live broadcast on the entire Internet. The screen in the live broadcast room was black, and 200,000 people were locked up in a small dark room, but they did not make any noise or make a fuss. They were still listening with interest. I just hope they can chat for a while longer."

"This is Xi'er making an unannounced visit, right? Xiaobai complained about his father, his aunt, and his uncle. The little one even talked about bed-wetting. Only Xi'er laughed and agreed in hia. Will Xiaobai beat her if he finds out? She It's so cute, if you punch it, it should squeak."

"Xi'er is a bit bad, hahaha. In order to show that I am in the same group, I have to tell some embarrassing things about myself."

…

Xi'er probably almost forgot about the live broadcast. She chatted happily with Xiaobai and Robin, and finally complained about her sister.

Her sister always complained about how little she ate, saying she had the stomach of a small bird and couldn't eat as much as the big parrots in Little Red Pony Academy.

Xi'er complained about her sister and said it hurt her.

No matter how much she can't eat, she can still eat better than the parrot.

"Xiao Xiaobai, are you right?" Xi'er asked Robin.

Robin nodded of course without thinking, otherwise what else could he do? Everyone here is her sister, and her status is very low.

But Xiaobai said: "Xiba, you don't eat as much as the little orange cat. The little orange cat eats more than you in a day."

Xi'er: "..."

Xiao Xier expressed her dissatisfaction.

Xiaobai asked her to take her sister's account book and see how much she owed.

"If there are not a thousand bowls, there should be a thousand or two hundred bowls! I don't even know how to yell at you!!!"

Xi'er was completely speechless.

The three of them chatted and then talked about Qin Huifang's family. Xiaobai said that the eldest grandma was so enthusiastic. She always asked her to live at home and always stared at her, making her blush every time.

Xi'er glanced at Xiaobai and felt that Xiaobai would not blush. She had never seen Xiaobai blush.

Finally, the three of them finished drinking the bears, and Xi'er, the little guy, suggested that Xiao Bai continue singing.

It was hard for Xiaobai to refuse the invitation. Since he was invited, he would reluctantly sing another song.

This time I stopped playing the piano and started singing casually. The song was "Shu Fen'er".

This is her famous song. You can sing it without any preparation, just open your mouth, and the sound quality is completely CD level.

"The hibiscus flowers bloom and turn pink.

Just like our Jia Sufener from Kuan Alley~~"

Robin hadn't heard much of this song, so his eyes were wide open and he couldn't quite understand it.

It doesn't matter, I wasn't singing it for her anyway.

More than 200,000 fans in the live broadcast room were excited. Xiaobai started singing again, and it was a song...

Dialect song? ? ?

"What does it mean?"

"What is this song about?"

"I've never heard of this song."

"It seems to be Sichuan dialect."

"Can anyone who understands translate it? The lyrics are careless."

…

Immediately in the live broadcast room, Sichuan fans began to translate in real time. When Xiaobai sang, they posted a barrage.

Everyone finally understood what the song was about.

Everyone in the live broadcast room was laughing like crazy. I didn’t expect you, a novice, to be such a novice.

"If Zhang Tan knew about it, would he beat the child?"

Everyone is suspicious.

The number of people online in the live broadcast room continued to hit a new high thanks to Xiaobai's song "Shufen'er", almost reaching 250,000.

It can't be compared with the big anchors who have millions of people online at every turn, but this cannot be blamed on the three children for not working hard. The blame can only be blamed on Zhang Tan for not working hard at ordinary times, and the number of fans on his account is so small.

Xiaobai was so excited that he sang a song "Shu Fen'er" and immediately sang a nursery rhyme "Tang Monk Riding a Horse, Dang That Dong".

Xiao Xiaobai likes this song, is very excited, wants to learn it, and wants his aunt to teach it.

My little aunt was not done yet, she sang "Tang Monk Riding a Horse, Dang That Dang", and without stopping, she immediately sang another song, "Ma Orchid Flower".

Malan flowers, seven melons on a vine, all of them are gourd babies.

He also said that this song was for his aunt.

It's fine if you don't say this, but if you say it, it becomes a naked provocation.

I can only pray that Malanhua will not hear this song, otherwise Malanhua will definitely kill the little red horse and go straight to Baichunhua's nest.

Everyone in the live broadcast room laughed like crazy.

Unexpectedly, Xiaobai, who looks like a cute and good boy with thick eyebrows and big eyes, is so rebellious behind his back, complaining about his aunt in real name.

Xiaobai had worked so hard, and everyone had to express their feelings, so all kinds of gifts flew up, and airplanes, cannons, and spaceships flew all over the screen.

Zhang Tan was finally alarmed.

Zhang Tan was having a meeting in the company, and someone came up to him and told him about it in a low voice.

Zhang Tan was surprised and quickly took out his phone to check, only to find that there was no live broadcast. However, he saw the live broadcast record.

The live broadcast room has just been shut down.

It was Tan Xier, the child, who was afraid that Xiaobai would find her and beat her up, and that the situation would be out of control, so she quickly turned off the live broadcast and quietly put it back in the study, pretending that nothing happened.