Dad Academy

"I'll count from three to one, and let's take out the report card and look at it together." Xiaobai suggested.

Liuliu readily agreed.

"Three~"

"Two~"

"one!"

…

Xiaomi looked at the two of them with a confused look on their face. It was obvious that they had counted one, but neither Liuliu nor Xiaobai showed their report cards, and they were both playing tricks on them.

There are more scheming than the other, and there is full of distrust between the young couple.

"Hoohoho~~ Guawazi, why don't you show your transcript?"

"666 Ya Xiaobai, you are such a good guy, I knew you wanted to lie to me! Why didn't you show your transcript!"

"I knew you wouldn't obey, so I held back."

"Don't even think about lying to me!"

"Then why don't you look at it? Are you afraid that you can't afford to lose?"

"I can definitely beat you!"

"Then show your transcript~"

"Light is bright!"

"Light!"

"Bright duck!"

"Yes, light it up! Show it out quickly!"

"Light is bright!"

"Light up, light up quickly!"

"I'll show off!"

"Bright!"

…

Xiaomi yawned and was almost hypnotized by these two people.

She couldn't help but urge: "Are you willing to admit it? If not, forget it. Stop arguing. I haven't seen you show your transcripts after arguing for a long time."

Liuliu said: "I'm afraid Xiaobai will cry when he sees my results."

Xiaobai said sarcastically: "I'm afraid that Liuliu will kneel on the ground and shout, Lord Landlord, please take me away quickly. I won't be able to see anyone."

"It's a duck!"

"Shovel!"

In the end, Xiaomi suggested handing her the transcripts, but she didn't read them. After counting to one, she showed the two transcripts at the same time, so she wouldn't worry about someone cheating on her.

Xiaobai thought to herself that her score would definitely be comparable to that of Liuliu, so she didn’t need to panic at all! What she has to do now is to give Liuliu confidence and let her show off her results.

And what Liuliu was thinking was that since her grades were so good this time, she didn't believe that Xiaobai could be better than her, so she didn't need to panic at all, she would definitely be able to suppress Xiaobai.

So both of them agreed to Xiaomi's suggestion and gave the report cards to Xiaomi. Xiaomi held the report card of Liuliu in his left hand and Xiaobai's report card in his right hand. He clenched his fists and put them on the table. "One" countdown, and at the same time opened his palms...

The report cards of Liuliu and Xiaobai were displayed at the same time.

The two men put their heads together at the same time, staring at each other's transcripts.

Xiaomi also browsed quickly. The first thing she looked at was Liuliu's. The small note on Liuliu's hand said: Chinese 90, Mathematics 95!

She looked at Xiaobai's transcript again and saw: Chinese 91, Mathematics 93!

She was stunned and couldn't believe it. Xiaobai's grades were relatively normal, but why were Liuliu's grades so good? Moreover, Liuliu’s results were actually better than Xiaobai’s! ! !

She looked at Xiaobai in surprise, and saw that Xiaobai's face was as dark as the sea. He didn't believe the scores he saw in front of him, and shouted: "This is impossible! Absolutely impossible!!!"

And Liuliu also reacted, laughing loudly and looking up to the sky, so happy!

She danced a strange dance on the spot, wiggling her buttocks so loudly that they were about to fly up, and she sang:

“Bobo Chicken~~~~Bo Bobo Chicken—one dollar string of Bobo Chicken~~~Bobo Chicken—”

Singing and twisting at the same time.

I haven't seen this guy singing and dancing "Bobo Chicken" usually. Maybe she taught Xiao Xiaobai how to dance Bobo Chicken.

This guy!

It’s so noisy!

I deserve a beating!

Xiaobai couldn't help but want to beat someone.

Xiaomi saw her anger and quickly took her hand and said: "Xiaobai, calm down, calm down... don't be fooled."

Xiaobai: →_→

Seeing that Xiaobai couldn't do anything to her, Liuliu was even more elated. She changed a song and continued singing around Xiaobai: "Oh no, no! Oh my god! Why is the magic malfunctioning?"

Xiaobai was furious. He rummaged around in his pocket and took out a carrot knife. He aimed it at Liuliu's bulging belly and stabbed it down.

Liuliu's singing stopped suddenly, and she screamed, falling to the ground, screaming again and again——

"I, I, I, I, help me quickly, I, I, I can still save me - Xiaobai wants to kill me duck - ah -"

People around him immediately looked over. Some children didn't know the truth and thought that Liuliu was really dying. Their faces turned pale with fright. There were even timid girls who were about to cry, with tears welling up in their eyes.

However, in the next second, Liuliu quickly climbed up from the ground, put her hands on her hips and raised her head to the sky, laughing loudly: "I did really well in the exam - I did really well in the exam - I got a higher score than Xiaobai!!! "

A little girl ran over to her and asked her, wasn't she about to die just now? Why didn't she die suddenly?

Liuliu glanced at the little girl and didn't recognize her. She seemed to be little Karami in the first grade.

Normally, Liuliu would definitely write something down in her grudge book, but today she was so happy.

She said: "Because when I think about my score being so high, I don't want to die, hahahaha——"

She then sang "Bao Qingtian" again, and shouted where her dynasty's Mahan had gone, why don't you come and escort him!

Xiaobai found that she could no longer control the out-of-control Liliu, so she simply stayed away from her.

She asked for Liuliu's report card from Xiaomi, and she still can't believe Liuliu's results.

She took it in her hand, put it in front of her eyes, and looked at it carefully. She turned the report card upside down. It would be more reasonable for the "9" to become a "6"!

But it was written in black and white that it was 90 points and 95 points!

Liuliu danced around her, showing off.

Xiaobai endured it, gritted his teeth, clenched his fists, and said coldly: "You idiot, we're tied."

Liuliu laughed: "What do you mean it's a tie? Obviously my grades are better than yours, and my score is higher than yours!"

Xiaobai said coldly: "You idiot, my score in Chinese is higher than yours, and your score in math is higher, so doesn't this mean that each of us won a subject?"

Liuliu stopped the strange dance and said in surprise: "How can it be calculated like this? Look, 90+95=185, your score is 91+93=184, you see, I'm one point higher than you, I won."

Xiaobai waved his hand: "That's not how it's calculated, my child, Chinese is Chinese, math is math, they can't be added together."

"Anyway, I just scored higher than you."

"Don't fool yourself."

"Lulululu, my score is higher than yours, hahahahaha!!!!"

Liuliu laughed and ran out of the classroom to show off to Dudu and the others.

Xiaobai stayed there angrily, and Xiaomi was a little worried: "Xiaobai..."

Xiaobai said: "What's going on? How can Liuliu's math score be so good? This is impossible! It's impossible for her to be good at Chinese!"

Xiaomi didn't say anything.

Xiabai asked her: "Xiaomi, what do you think?"

Xiaomi hesitated and said: "Liuliu has been studying very hard during this period."

The two analyzed the reasons for Liuliu's rapid improvement in grades, and Xiaobai suspected that Liuliu used unconventional means.

After a while, Liuliu ran back, accompanied by Xier, Chengcheng and Dudu.

"Come and see my report card, and Xiaobai's report card, hahahaha, my grades are much higher than Xiaobai's - God, I just tried a little harder."

Liuli was in high spirits, proud of herself, and felt that her life had reached its peak.

"Hey? Where's your report card, Xiaobai? Show it to Dudu and the others."

"Get out of the way--don't get close to me."

"666 duck Xiaobai, show it to Dudu and the others, they haven't seen it yet."

"Don't get close to me, I won't be polite to you when I'm angry, bang bang slap you in the face."

"Hahahaha, Xiaobai can't afford to play with ducks, can't afford to play with ducks!!!"

Liuliu happily showed her report card to Dudu and the others, making sure that all three of them saw it.

Xier asked Xiaobai: "Xiaobai, are Liuliu's grades really better than yours?"

Xiaobai: "..."

I'm so angry! You're still asking! Otherwise, for the sake of you being Xier, I'll kick you right away.