Dad Academy

After eating watermelon and resting enough, Dudu rolled up her sleeves and was about to go to the fields to work again, but Dunzi's mother told her that she had picked enough watermelons today and didn't need to pick any more.

"If you pick more, you won't be able to sell them all."

Dudu asked somewhat disappointedly: "Dunzi's mother, then we won't work anymore?"

Dunzi's mother said: "Take a rest today. The sun is so strong now, don't let you get sunstroke."

Dudu told Dunzi's mother that she must call her next time there is work to do.

Xiaobai came over and was quite regretful, "I still want to work hard! Why don't you pick it?"

Xiao Xiaobai also came over, also rolled up his sleeves, and said noisily: "I also want to work hard."

Liuli told Dunzi's mother that she must call Dudu to work when the time comes.

"I came to Sichuan just to help you pick watermelons, why don't you let us pick them?"

Dunzi's mother heard this and didn't know whether to laugh or cry, "Thank you so much, Liuliu."

Liuliu waved her hand generously: "Don't say thank you, I ate your watermelon."

Xiaobai told her to continue to help pick watermelons tomorrow, "After all, you ate so many watermelons."

Liuliu was a little unhappy. Xiaobai, this fool, always went against her and made things difficult for Dayanyan.

"Good guy, Xiaobai, you ate a lot of watermelons, and you would say something about me. Why do you always stare at me?"

Xiaobai said loudly: "That's because you are pretty~"

Liuliu: "..."

This sentence made Dayanyan unable to say anything.

She muttered a few words and said, "Why are you talking so nicely today?"

Xiaobai said: "I wrote you a letter of guarantee, and I can't let you suffer any grievances~"

Liuliu suddenly realized that she almost forgot about it!

Thinking of the guarantee, Liuliu laughed out loud, feeling that she had a special weapon, and could do whatever she wanted, and Xiaobai could do nothing to her.

At this time, a fool fell into the trap, "Liuli, I also signed the guarantee."

Liuli looked down at her and said viciously: "That's right, you also signed it, you can't make me angry, then why did you say my eyes are small just now?"

Xiao Xiaobai looked at Xier, seemed to be encouraged, and then said firmly to Liuliu: "Because your eyes are really small."

"Good guy, good guy, I'm going to get mad! Come here, call sister! Call quickly!"

Liuliu asked Xiao Xiaobai to call sister to comfort her injured heart.

"Sister~ Liuliu sister~" Xiao Xiaobai called twice honestly.

Liuliu felt better.

At this time, Dunzi's father and the truck driver were planning to leave. They wanted to take the watermelons to the town to sell.

After Xiaobai and others knew about it, they also wanted to go with them.

But the truck didn't have that many seats, and Dunzi's mother and Dunzi weren't going, so they stayed and could only watch the truck slowly disappear into the fields with a full load of watermelons.

"Huh? Why is it raining?"

Xiaomi suddenly found that there was rain on her face.

But when she looked up at the sky, it was a sunny day.

"I got rained on too." Cheng Cheng looked up at the sky, but found that there were dense branches and leaves above his head.

"It's raining on a sunny day - sun shower."

Xiaobai also got rained on, drizzle, floating on her neck.

She shouted: "Drinking sun shower can make you smarter!"

She opened her mouth to the sky and tasted the rain.

Seeing this, Xiao Xiaobai also put her hands on her hips and opened her mouth to taste the rain. She happily said that she drank it, pretended to feel it, and said that she really became a lot smarter.

Liuliu also stood under the tree and opened her mouth, saying proudly: "The rain is a little sweet, hahaha~"

Xier also followed suit and opened her mouth to drink the rain.

At this moment, the rain increased, and a large area of ​​rain was sprinkled. Xiaomi and Dudu did not open their mouths to catch the rain, but let the rain fall on their faces to feel the coolness.

"No, the rain is flying down from the tree." Cheng Cheng suddenly said.

"Where?"

Xiaomi leaned over to look and found that it really flew down from the tree trunk.

Mother Dunzi also stretched her neck curiously to look, and suddenly her face changed and said: "It's not raining, it's the lazy people peeing-"

When these words came out, everyone was stunned.

Xiaomi also curiously asked what lazy people were.

Mother Dunzi looked at her with a very strange look, and then looked at Xiaobai and the others standing side by side under the big tree with their mouths open to the sky, and said reluctantly: "It's the cicadas, this is the cicadas peeing collectively."

Everyone was shocked.

The big tree, which was bustling just now, immediately became quiet.

Seeing that some people did not believe her, Dunzi's mother added: "Look, that's the cicada on the branch peeing, not the rain. It's not raining outside."

Cheng Cheng was the first to react and immediately ran away, away from this peeing area.

Then it was Liuliu.

She quickly fled from under the tree and spit wildly. Thinking that she had just drunk the cicada's urine, she wanted to vomit.

"Puh, puh, puh... Ugh——"

Xiaobai and Xier also quickly shut up and ran to the other side, spitting and retching with Liuliu.

Only Xiao Xiaobai, the silly girl, was still standing under the tree with her mouth open. It was Dudu who pulled her away, otherwise she would have drunk a few more sips.

When Dudu said that what she drank just now was cicada urine, Xiaobai's face turned pale, and she quickly ran to her aunt's feet and spat after her.

“Bah, bah, bah~~~”

"vomit--"

"Ugh vomit vomit~~~"

"I drank a lot of slob piss."

"Xiao Bai! Xiao Bai, you little melon—you were the one who took the lead! Did you do it on purpose?"

"...I didn't know it was just the lazy pee who was peeing~~~I was so angry that I was furious."

"I'm going to kill these slackers!"

"Why are you sluts peeing on our heads?"

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu-I drank cicada urine!"

…

Xiao Xiaobai started crying, his little face wrinkled into a ball, with a grimace on his face.

Although Xiaomi and Dudu did not drink cicada urine, they washed their faces with cicada urine. The only ones who really survived were Cheng Cheng, Dunzi and Dunzi's mother.

"Go and wash up at the river." Dunzi's mother couldn't bear to look at her and reminded them that they could go to the river and wash up.

So the group of children immediately ran to the river in a swarm. They came to a shallow area where the river water was crystal clear and looked very clean.

Several people quickly rinsed their mouths with river water, while Xiaomi and Dudu washed their faces with water.

Suddenly, Dunzi on the shore shouted: "It's not good - Guagua is peeing there!"

Now that everyone heard the word "pee", they felt like their heads were splitting. They all looked upstream, and sure enough, they saw Bai Guagua, that Guawazi, also appeared at the river bank without knowing when, and took off his pants. , peeing right in front of the river.

"Ah——" Xiaobai was about to explode.

Not only her, but also Xiaomi and Dudu were about to burst this time.

"Bai Guagua - you melon kid, if you dare to pee, I will pull your penis -" Xiaobai yelled.

Bai Guagua looked over in confusion, and Dunzi and Cheng Cheng ran over and escorted him over.

Xiaobai and others went ashore to teach Bai Guagua a lesson, thinking that Guawazi did it on purpose.

Bai Guagua understood this time, and he quickly begged for mercy: "Xiao Bai, I didn't pee, I haven't peed yet~"

Xiaobai didn't quite believe it and asked Dunzi to check it.

There was a question mark on Dunzi's head, and he asked blankly: "How to check?"

Liliu said viciously: "Take off his pants and check if he peed."

Without saying a word, Dunzi was about to take off Bai Guagua's pants. Xiaomi quickly reminded: "Don't take it off here, go over there -"

Dunzi escorted Bai Guagua away. After a while, they came back and Dunzi said that Bai Guagua really didn't pee.

Fortunately, I found it in time, otherwise I would have really peed.