Dad Academy

"Eh? What's wrong with your mouth? Show me, haha, show me, Xiaobai, what's wrong with your mouth? Cheng Cheng, your forehead is swollen? Hahahaha, what's wrong with you?"

As soon as Xiaobai came back, she saw the tragic situation of the three people, and wanted to sympathize with them, but their appearance was so funny that she couldn't help laughing.

Xiao Xiaobai immediately put on a fierce face, "It's too much, it's too much, and you're still laughing!"

Her lips were swollen and sore and needed special attention.

Liuliu muttered, definitely scolding Xiaobai.

Cheng Cheng didn't speak. She put on a sun hat to cover her forehead.

"They were stung by bees, and the little bees kissed them," Xi'er said.

Xiaomi asked them if it hurt.

Liuliu said angrily: "I asked if it hurts. It definitely hurts. I'm going to die from the pain!"

Xi'er asked: "Liuliu, do you want some candy?"

"Don't eat!"

Even though she liked to eat, she was not interested in Xiwa's proposal because the child wanted to dig out a spoonful of sugar for her to eat. It was too sweet and didn't taste good to her.

The children gathered around Luoliu, Cheng, Cheng, and Xiaobai to show their concern. At this time, Bai Guagua came. He lay at the door, stretched out his head to look around the room, and was discovered by Dudu.

Xiaobai immediately called Bai Guagua over to ask questions.

"Are you looking for something to do with me?"

Bai Guagua nodded and said yes.

Sure enough, it was the double agent who came to provide information.

"Then tell me."

Bai Guagua whispered in Xiaobai's ear, and Xiaobai was so curious that he leaned over again to eavesdrop.

But when Bai Guagua saw this, he immediately went around to Xiao Bai's other ear and muttered.

Xiao Xiaobai followed him, put his big lips on his face, listened attentively, and felt lonely.

"You said Xiaofengzi was scolding us behind our backs?" Xiaobai said with a serious face after hearing this.

Bai Guagua nodded: "I scolded Dudu and Liuliu."

"Scold me???" Liliu, who had nothing to do with him, was furious, "Why did he scold me!!! I didn't hit him, it was Dudu who did!"

Dudu looked over.

Bai Guagua said: "You scolded him this morning, and he said he wanted to teach you a lesson!"

Liuliu was furious: "She's a fool, she's a fool, do you think I'm easy to bully? Where is he? Call him over quickly and come to me to die."

Bai Guagua was confused, "I, I can't call you."

Liuliu was furious again: "You can't even call me this, how can you be my little brother?"

Bai Guagua stuttered: "I, I'm not your little brother."

Luoliu glared angrily, and Bai Guagua quickly ran away.

His mission was completed, the chicken feather letter was delivered, and he went home under the bright sun.

Xiaobai shouted behind him, asking him to come back first, then cut a large piece of iced watermelon for him and asked him to eat the watermelon before going back.

It's not easy to make this journey.

Bai Guagua took the watermelon, pointed to a melon field not far away while eating, and proudly said that it belonged to his family.

"If you want to eat watermelon, go pick it. If you want to eat pomegranate, go pick it."

Bai Guagua specially ordered durian.

Everyone looked around and saw, my dear, that melon field is bigger than Dunzi’s house.

Liuliu immediately beamed and praised, "Rich man, your house is as high as a three-story building and you have such a big melon field. It's amazing."

Bai Guagua nodded and said, "There is also a big fish pond."

Liuliu laughed loudly: "Rich man, come and sit in the house."

Bai Guagua shook her head and said she didn't want to sit down anymore. Before she finished eating the watermelon, she hurried home in the bright sun.

Xiaobai curiously asked Liuliu if his lips no longer hurt.

Liliu said it still hurt.

"But I see you don't feel any pain at all." Xiaobai said, the flattering look just now did not look like he had just been stung by a bee.

Xiao Xiaobai leaned over and said, "Little aunt, I feel so much pain."

Xiaobai touched her head and pitied her: "You are so pitiful. Who asked you to play with Liuliu?"

"I'll never follow you again." Xiao Xiaobai is just a fat little rabbit with no position and is truly "brainless".

Luliu was angry: "Then don't follow me anymore! I'm no longer your mother."

"Unhappy" is really unhappy.

Xiao Xiaobai said: "Liuliu, you are not my mother to begin with."

While the two were arguing, Dunzi arrived.

He did not go to the market in the town this morning. Instead, after grazing the cattle, he helped his parents pick watermelons in the melon field. The watermelons had been picked, and his father transported the watermelons to the town to sell them.

"Xiao Bai, look, I caught it in the melon field."

Dunzi brought a bamboo basket with four hedgehogs in it, two big and two small, squeezed together like four burr chestnuts.

"Did you catch the hedgehog again?" Xiaobai asked curiously.

Dunzi hummed and used a stick to push the huddled hedgehogs in the bamboo basket. The hedgehogs moved and then huddled up again.

"I caught it when I was picking watermelons in the morning. It's the same one from last time."

Dudu came over to look at it and said, "The one yesterday called her parents and sister."

"The family that stole the watermelon." Xiaomi was also curious.

Yesterday, they saw that the little hedgehog that was stealing watermelon was too young, so they let it go. Unexpectedly, not only did the little guy not run away, but he also called the whole family.

"Cheating duck, tell me if you are cheating on your father! Not only are you cheating on your father, you are also cheating on your mother and sister!" Liuliu pointed at one of the little hedgehogs and cursed.

This is not a scam.

Xier asked curiously: "What do hedgehogs eat to grow up?"

Xiao Xiaobai answered quickly: "It's watermelon! They steal watermelon."

Xiaomi denied: "They eat watermelon, but they mainly eat other things, all kinds of small insects."

Dunzi said: "They also eat frogs and chicks."

Everyone was shocked. They didn't expect that they would eat chicks!

Xiao Xiaobai thought of his experience of being bullied by the big rooster, and immediately said that he would release the four hedgehogs to fight with the big rooster.

Children are the kind who don't mind trouble. They immediately carried a bamboo basket and went to find the big rooster. They led the big rooster to the yard and then released the four hedgehogs.

The two little hedgehogs huddled together, motionless, and the two big ones opened their little eyes and looked around.

Xiaobai said: "Liuli, it looks like your little eyes."

Liuli was furious: "Xiaohuahua, don't talk nonsense!"

Xiaobai: "Don't call me Xiaohuahua!"

"Okay, Xiaohuahua."

The big rooster found the hedgehog. After all, besides human cubs, the hedgehog is the most conspicuous.

So it came over curiously and poked the hedgehog with its claws.

The hedgehog rushed over to drive away the big rooster.

The big rooster jumped up and dodged in an instant.

This little thing actually dared to resist, and the big rooster became interested and kept provoking the hedgehog, poking it with its claws from time to time, as if looking for a flaw.

Seeing that the hedgehog father was no match for the big rooster, the hedgehog mother also came out, and the two of them dealt with the big rooster together.

As for the other two little hedgehogs, they could only tremble and hide beside the bamboo basket, not daring to intervene in the fight between the gods.

The children watched with relish, hoping that the hedgehog could teach the big rooster a lesson, but looking left and right, they did not see the hedgehog launch a counterattack. Instead, after the big rooster became familiar with the routine, it gradually fell into a disadvantage and was beaten without any ability to fight back.

Seeing this, Liuliu immediately picked up a wooden stick and rushed out to help the hedgehog drive away the big rooster.

The big rooster was driven away, but Xiaobai always felt that the big rooster would hold a grudge, and Liuliu would be in trouble.

"Where is Bai Guagua!"

Xiao Xiaobai was sharp-eyed and saw Bai Guagua by the river, and immediately called Bai Guagua loudly.

Bai Guagua ran over. This guy was elusive. He just ran back to Baijia Village, but now he appeared by the river again.

"What are you doing there?" Xiao Xiaobai asked.

Bai Guagua said, "Brother Feng and others are fishing by the river, and I want to fish too."

When Xiaobai heard about fishing, he also became interested. He immediately went home and put on a straw hat, found his old fishing rod in the backyard, and ran over excitedly.

Everyone followed and ran to the river in a swarm.

There was a row of willow trees growing by the river, with dense shade. At this moment, Bai Feng and others were fishing by the river.

However, the bait used by Bai Feng was not earthworms or anything, but a little duck.

The little duck was tied to the fishhook and kept chirping.

Bai Feng threw the duckling onto the river surface. Suddenly, there was a splash in the water, and a black shadow jumped out of the water and bit the duckling.

Bai Feng laughed loudly and quickly lifted the pole. The black shadow in the river was thrown onto the shore and landed in the grass, flapping its wings.

Everyone rushed over and held it down.

"It's a big black fish, weighing three or four pounds, Brother Feng!"

Xiao Bai and the others just arrived and witnessed this scene. Xier ran over to check on the duckling.

The duckling was injured and trembling with fear, but fortunately it was not in danger of life.

Xiaobai glared at Baifeng: "Okay! You little Fengzi! You actually used such a cute little duck to fish, let me see how I deal with you!"

Baifeng was stunned and asked: "What do you want to do?"

Liuli, the dog-headed military advisor, stepped forward and challenged: "Nothing, just want to avenge the little duck!"

Baifeng said: "This is my little duck, not yours."

Liuli was furious: "How dare you! How dare you say your little duck? ! ! All the little ducks in the world are my ducks!"

Baifeng was speechless.

Xiaobai continued: "You still want to avenge Dunzi! Do you often bully Dunzi, you idiot, I'm going to hit you on the head today!"

Xiaoxiaobai heard this and immediately picked up a pebble at her feet and stuffed it into her aunt's hand.

Baifeng was obviously frightened when he saw this. It shouldn't be that bad, right? Are they more cruel than each other?

Fortunately, Xiaobai was just stunned, then threw the pebble into the river and asked Xiaoxiaobai to go away.

Xiao Xiaobai went to pick up another pebble and insisted on giving it to her aunt.

Until she was dragged away by Xiaomi.

Bai Feng shouted: "Take the stone from her hand!"

Dudu also stood beside Xiaobai to help Xiaobai! She was intimidating without anger, and she felt very oppressive.

Xiwawa also wanted to come over, but was also stopped by Xiaomi.

Cheng Cheng was very self-aware. She didn't plan to go over at all, but was ready to call adults with her phone watch at any time. As long as the momentum was not right, it would be fine.

Liuliu didn't plan to go over either, and even took two steps back to make room for Xiaobai to perform.

But Xiaobai waved at her: "Liuli, come here! Go to the front."

"..."

Liuli was confused. Xiaobai was going to let her go to the death, and he even wanted her to go to the front! She didn't even want to follow behind! She just wanted to stay with Xiao Xiaobai and Xiwawa, who were scumbags.

"Why are you backing off? Didn't you say this morning that you would show Xiao Fengzi how powerful you are?" Xiao Bai urged.

Liuli had a bitter face. She had said something harsh this morning just to create the right atmosphere. She wouldn’t take it seriously, would she? No way?