Dad Academy

Xiaobai held up the camera and started filming in front of everyone, shouting: "Look at the camera, look at the camera, come on, act like one, Luoliu, act like that!"

Liuliu was lying on the bamboo bed, the cool breeze was blowing, and she felt very comfortable. She had been busy all day and was already tired. Now she just wanted to lie down. She was indifferent to Xiaobai's words and said feebly: "Even if she is a laborer, let her rest."

Xiaobai said angrily: "You have eaten too much and are too lazy to move."

I have to say that Xiaobai is always able to grasp the key points of the problem.

That's right, Da Yanyan just ate too much and was too lazy to move. She just wanted to lie down.

Liuliu laughed, but still didn't want to get up.

So Xiaobai pointed the camera at Robin and encouraged: "Robin, come on, let's dance."

Robin Bai obeyed his little aunt's words, immediately got up and danced on the spot.

Everyone cheered and applauded her, which made Robin dance even more energetically.

This is also a crazy kid.

We cannot say whether the dance is good or not, but whether the dance is engaging or not.

It was really immersive, and the dancing was serious and messy.

It looks like a fusion of Xi'er and Xiaomi's ballet, as well as Dudu's hip-hop.

A hodgepodge.

But no matter what, as long as the children dance happily.

At least, at this moment, Robin Bai was dancing happily, and everyone was also happy watching her dance.

Suddenly, Liuliu screamed.

“Ouch—I’m going to die, I’m going to die, I’m going to die~~~~Robin!!!”

Luoliu sat up suddenly, covering his feet and screaming. He had been stepped on by Robin just now.

Robin Bai quickly apologized, she didn't mean it.

Xiaobai advised: "Don't be angry, Liliu. Robin accidentally stepped on you while dancing. It's all for art."

Robin followed up and said: "It's all for art."

Luoliu was so angry that he moved closer to Cheng Cheng, took a deep breath, and was intoxicated by the aroma of the cantaloupe, which made him feel less angry.

Xiaobai urges Liuliu and Xiaobai to perform a show.

She had just received the camera and it was the time when she was feeling novel and wanted to record everything.

Liuliu was too lazy to move.

Xiao Xiaobai went to pull her and encouraged her to come along.

But it didn't work.

Liuliu is possessed by the god of laziness and cannot move at all.

"Liuliu, I'll treat you to two bottles of bear drinks tomorrow." Xiaobai said seductively.

His eyes moved, but he still didn't move: "Good guy, I'm not someone who can do anything just for bear drinks!"

She speaks righteously and looks really upright.

Robin rolled her eyes and said: "Auntie, I am willing."

Not to mention two bottles of Bear drinks, even one bottle, she can raise her hand and agree.

Her asking price was low.

Liuliu looked at her with disdain, maintaining her pride.

Xiaobai said: "Robin, I count you, Liliu, are you coming? I'll count to three. If you don't agree, forget it. I'll find Dudu to act. 1, 2..."

Luoliu was in a hurry, especially when he saw Dudu eager to give it a try, and quickly said: "I want to die, I want to die, I promise, I promise!"

"That's not bad. You almost lost two bottles of Little Bear drinks!" Xiaobai said.

Seeing that the two bottles of Little Bear drinks were in his pocket, Liuliu said dissatisfiedly: "Really, Xiaobai, you are doing this again, you don't follow the rules, I counter-offered, and you didn't even bother." bid!"

Xiaobai Niu said angrily: "We who do big things don't have time to waste with you. Come on, you and Xiaobai are going to act."

Robin Bai raised his hands actively and said: "Little aunt, let's dance together!"

"Dancing again? Change to another one!" Xiaobai said.

Robin Bai continued to raise his hand and said positively: "Little aunt, let's sing a song."

Xiwawa said with a smile: "It must be singing "Collecting Rags Together"."

Robin Bai hiahia laughed, letting Xi'er hit the mark.

Xiaobai was already fed up with this song, so naturally he disagreed.

Liuliu complained that Xiaobai was demanding. He didn't agree with this or that. He was really difficult to serve. He would definitely be a black-hearted boss in the future.

Of course, I only dared to say these words in my heart. What I couldn't say out loud was not because I was afraid of Xiaobai, but because I was afraid that the two bottles of Little Bear drinks that Xiaobai had just promised would fly away.

She and Xiao Xiaobai got together, and after muttering for a while, they said they wanted to perform a skit.

Xiaobai was very interested and pointed the camera.

Everyone was also curious to see what skit these two people planned to perform.

"Hiss, hiss, hiss~~~"

“Hiss, hiss~~~”

“Hiss, hiss, hiss~~~”

"Hiss, hiss, hiss~~~"

…

noob:"……"

Everyone: "..."

I saw Liuliu and Xiaoxiaobai hissing for a long time, and they actually spoke Snake language.

Xiaobai turned off the camera. The program was of such low quality that she was completely uninterested in recording it, which was a waste of power.

"What are you doing?" Xiaobai asked helplessly.

Xiao Xiaobai hissed at her twice.

Xiaobai said angrily: "Talk like a human being."

Xiao Xiaobai said with a smile: "We are chatting."

Luoliu laughed.

Her big Snake and Little White's little Snake talked about their parents' shortcomings.

Xiaobai was speechless and didn't want to talk to them anymore. Naturally, the bear drinks were gone.

This made Liuliu furious, and even Xiaoxiaobai looked angry and depressed, obviously dissatisfied with her aunt's backtracking.

Liuliu insisted that she had performed very hard and must give two bottles of Little Bear Drinks.

But Xiaobai insisted that the level was too low and not worth two bottles of Little Bear Drinks.

Liuliu asked everyone to help judge.

Xiaobai agreed and asked Xiwawa to judge first.

She believed that Xiwawa was fair and would not sell face to anyone.

But Xiaobai ignored that although Xiwawa was upright, she was a soft-eared person and always thought about others.

"Give them drink." Xiwawa said.

Xiaobai: "..."

Xiwawa saw that Liuliu and Xiaoxiaobai had worked hard, and the quality was another matter, but even if there was no credit, there was still hard work, so she agreed to give them Little Bear Drinks.

Xiaobai kept saying that she was careless.

"Chengcheng, tell me."

She asked Chengcheng, who would not sell face to anyone.

Unexpectedly, Chengcheng's words were even more outrageous.

"They acted well, and the Snake language is magical."

Xiaobai looked like he was kidding her, but Chengcheng looked serious and didn't seem to be joking.

She was speechless.

Liuliu and Xiaoxiaobai had already jumped up and high-fived excitedly.

Xiaoxiaobai even made a scissors hand gesture happily.

Xiaobai didn't want to ask anymore, so she gave them two bottles of Little Bear drinks.

After this episode, the night around them seemed to gradually quiet down. Before, people's voices could be heard faintly from Baijia Village, but now there was only the sound of the wind.

The children lay side by side on the bamboo bed and chatted, saying innocent words.

Tan Jin'er sat on a chair nearby, feeling the evening breeze and listening to the children's chat, feeling particularly peaceful.

She raised her head slightly and looked at the stars in the night sky, as if she had returned to her carefree childhood and her once warm hometown.

Xiaobai was still holding a camera, shooting at the stars in the night sky.

She became interested in the quiet and vast starry sky, and asked the old man what was in the starry sky and whether there were aliens.

Speaking of aliens, the children were surprisingly consistent and believed that there were aliens in the universe.

They all looked serious and confident, as if they had seen them.

Even Xiao Xiaobai looked serious, as if to say, I am not kidding!

The next morning, several college students had rebuilt the live broadcast room, and many people were sitting by the river, ready to eat melons and watch the show.

In the yard, Xiaobai rode a bicycle, leading the way and galloping away.

Behind her, a string of bicycles followed out.

The tail of the car was still Liuliu and Xiao Xiaobai.

Xiao Xiaobai tied a rope to the back of Liuliu's car again, insisting on being her little tail.

Liuliu was full of complaints, and she hated this little tail, but she couldn't get rid of it. She was really a clingy person!

If there is good, she will find her aunt, and if there is bad, she will find her!

Liuliu felt that she must have done something wrong in her previous life, so she met this little thing in this life!

This morning, Dudu did not show up.

She went up the mountain to herd cattle early in the morning, together with Dunzi.

Except for accompanying Boss Zhang to Chengdu yesterday, she went to herd cattle without fail for the rest of the days.

In terms of execution, no one can compare to Miss Zhao, even adults like Zhang Tan and Tan Jiner.

The village chief had already brought people here and was maintaining order on the scene. Several captains set up sentries at various intersections because many customers would come to the village to purchase watermelons today.

"Mr. Zhang, do you want to talk?" A female college student named Bai Feifei asked Zhang Tan immediately when she saw him.

Zhang Tan said, "I'll talk for a while."

At the same time, he said to Xiaobai and others, "You just play here, don't run too far, you have to come here to eat watermelons later."

"I know-" Xiaobai responded.

They did not go far, just circling nearby.

Almost all the children in the village came here, and it was more lively than going to the market.

Zhang Tan spoke for half an hour as usual. He was thirsty, so he called Xiaobai and the others to eat watermelon live.

Like a gust of wind, several bicycles appeared in the camera.

"Xiaobai and the others finally showed up!"

"Zhang actually didn't have to speak, just let Liuliu and the others come."

"Why is Miss Zhao gone?"

"I checked yesterday, and it turns out that the mini account next to Xiaobai is also a celebrity. The whole network knows about her bedwetting."

"That's Xiao Xiaobai."

"Don't just eat watermelon, say a few words."

"Sister will reward you with airplanes!"

...

In the live broadcast room, gifts flew up, and airplanes flew by from time to time, accompanied by spaceships, which was very arrogant.

The children each had a piece of watermelon in front of them. Liuliu was a little thirsty, so she took a couple of bites and pointed at Xiaoxiaobai, who was showing off her watermelon, and said, "She wet the bed last night!"

This was said in front of the entire Internet. It was obvious that Liuliu said it with revenge. Who made Xiaoxiaobai pester her so early in the morning and drag her down?

Xiaoxiaobai was immersed in the excitement of showing off her watermelon and didn't realize that Liuliu was referring to her.

But the live broadcast room was already boiling.

"She is worthy of being a child who dares to admit that she wet the bed in front of netizens all over the country and is so proud."

"Haha, really, she wet the bed again?"

"Ten years later, Xiaoxiaobai will definitely cry to death."

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