Dad Academy

"Xiao Bai, wash the bayberries and bring them to the yard for everyone to eat."

Teacher Jiang assigned tasks to Xiaobai to prevent the little guy from wandering around the yard with a camera.

"You have to pick out the green ones," Teacher Jiang reminded.

"I know -" Xiaobai responded loudly, and ran to find Cheng Cheng first, "What's going on? Cheng Cheng."

Cheng Cheng accompanied her to wash the bayberries. While washing, he said, "Do we still want to make a video?"

Xiaobai put the washed bayberries into the basket, and put the green ones together separately. Grandma said that the green ones can't be eaten yet. Let them sit for a few days and eat them after they change color, so that they won't be sour.

"Shoot! I haven't decided what to shoot yet. Cheng Cheng, do you have any ideas?" Xiaobai asked.

Cheng Cheng nodded and said, "I wrote a short story about Xiao Xiaobai."

"Little Xiaobai? Robin?" Xiaobai asked in surprise, handing a freshly washed bayberry to Cheng Cheng's mouth at any time. Cheng Cheng took a look at it and saw that the bayberry was dark red, so he ate it.

"Xiao Xiaobai, what's the story?" Xiao Bai took another bayberry, swung it in the water for a few times, and stuffed it into his mouth. It was also sweet.

"It's a story about Xiaobai who lost a shoe when you went to the market in the morning. I changed it and turned it into a very good story. Do you want to listen to it?" Cheng Cheng's eyes were bright. When he talked about the story, She is always passionate.

"If you want it, tell me."

Xiaobai was very interested and sat down. He stopped washing the bayberries and listened intently to Cheng Cheng's story.

Just as Cheng Cheng was about to tell a story, he saw Luoliu's head sticking out of the kitchen door.

"Hahaha, you secretly eat bayberry duck here, good guys, I'm so tired, take a rest~"

Liuliu walked in, sat down next to Cheng Cheng in a dignified manner, took a deep breath of the aroma, and then naturally picked up a washed bayberry placed in a bamboo basket and ate it.

Xiaobai said angrily: "Don't eat what's there, it's for the village chief and others to eat. If you want to eat it, wash it yourself."

Liuliu laughed loudly and said: "Hey, Xiaobai, what difference do we have between you and me? Isn't it the one you wash? The one you wash is my duck!"

Xiaobai said harshly: "If you dare to eat from the bamboo basket again, I will make you look good!"

Liuliu laughed loudly: "You want me to be good-looking? Do you really need this? I'm already very good-looking, hahaha~~~"

Xiaobai secretly said: "I know where your grudge book is hidden!"

Liuliu's laughter stopped suddenly, her face changed again and again, she laughed awkwardly, and said: "I won't eat if I don't want to eat, it's really boring, Xiaobai, you are too serious, don't be embarrassed! I’d better go to work.”

Liuliu got up and left, saying she was going to work, but actually she turned into her bedroom halfway. Although Xiaobai had just said that, she was still worried that Xiaobai would really find the grudge book she had hidden.

We are not afraid of thieves coming, but we are afraid that thieves will miss us.

There was a little Huahua who was thinking about her grudge book, and she had trouble sleeping and eating.

If her grudge book is made public, first of all, she will not be able to survive in Baijia Village.

Maybe, only jumping into a river can win everyone's forgiveness.

As a result, as soon as Liuliu entered the house, he saw an explosion!

I saw Xiao Xiaobai sitting beside the bed, holding a thick book and reading it!

It's not her book to hold grudges!

"ah--"

Liuliu yelled and rushed over in a hurry, scaring Xiaoxiaobai so much that his face turned pale, and he subconsciously threw away the grudge book.

Liuliu quickly picked it up, closed it, and stared at Xiaoxiaobai with an unkind expression: "When did you see it?"

Seeing that Liuliu looked like he was going to eat her, Xiaoxiaobai quickly explained: "I don't know the words, Liuliu!"

Liuliu didn't relax at all: "Then what are you looking at with gusto?"

The little white eyes rolled around and said, "I'm looking at the little people inside, it's so fun."

"What kind of villain?" Liuliu asked doubtfully.

Xiao Xiaobai pointed at her grudge book and said, "There are many little people in the book."

Liuliu turned over a page, and Xiaoxiaobai excitedly pointed to one of them and said, "Look, this little man!"

Luoliu took a look and saw that these were the emoticons she had drawn. Some were smiling faces, some were crying faces, some were angry, some were gloomy, some were a doormat, and some were arrogant... all kinds of emoticons.

Liuliu closed the notebook, drove Xiaobai out of the room, and then looked for a place to hide the grudge notebook.

Xiaobai and Cheng Cheng, who were washing bayberries in the kitchen, were already talking about the script. Cheng Cheng wrote a short story based on Xiaobai's experience, called "The Other Shoe".

After hearing what she said, Xiaobai was shocked and boasted that Cheng Cheng was a genius.

Then the two discussed how to shoot.

Xiaobai said: "Cheng Cheng, you are a screenwriter, just like me, old man. Can you first tell me what you think?"

Cheng Cheng said: "We can go to the town and shoot at the station and ask Boss Zhang to help us. If it's not enough, we can ask the village chief for help."

Xiaobai asked: "Who do you want to play?"

Cheng Cheng said: "You are the director and you have the final say."

Xiaobai said with a smile: "Oh, just say what I want you to say."

Cheng Cheng said: "I haven't thought about it yet."

Xiaobai thought for a while and said, "Let Liuliu play the role of the rich kid who lost his child."

Cheng Cheng was stunned, wondering whose family had lost their child? Immediately he thought that child means shoes in Sichuan dialect, so he nodded: "Liuliu looks very rich, so she fits the role very well."

Xiaobai added: "Then who will play the role of the person who picked up the child?"

Cheng Cheng said: "The person who picks up the child is the leading actor, and is more important than the person who throws away the child, so someone with acting skills must play the role."

Xiaobai followed her train of thought and said, "Besides me, the only person with acting skills is Luoliu. Luoliu has already acted, so it can only be me?"

Cheng Cheng said: "Actually, Xi'er can also play the role, but I don't think Xi'er is suitable for this role. You are more suitable."

"Oh, don't say that, why?" Xiaobai said.

Cheng Cheng said: "Because this character needs to look strong and have a sense of justice. Xiwawa looks like candy at first glance, unlike you."

Xiaobai felt happy. It was rare for Cheng Cheng to praise someone, but he actually praised her today, hiahia~

"What the hell? I don't look like candy, what do I look like?"

Cheng Cheng said: "You are like a chestnut."

Xiaobai was stunned and opened his mouth wide. The image of a chestnut appeared in his mind, with thorns all over his body that pricked his hands.

Hammer chestnuts!

Xiaobai complained in his heart and smiled awkwardly. After discussing the general matter with Cheng Cheng, he took out the washed bayberry and called his friends to gather in the living room to discuss shooting a second video. things.

"Am I playing the leading role again? Ouch! It's so boring~~~"

When Liuliu heard that she had become the protagonist again, she felt a little lonely as a master, so she started to pretend.

Xiaobai said: "I'll give you two bottles of bear drinks."

Liuliu said angrily: "Two bottles again! You are sending the beggar away!"

Xiaobai asked angrily: "How many bottles do you want?"

Liuliu thought for a while and said: "Three bottles!"

"Yes! Deal!" Xiaobai readily agreed, despising Liliu a little, and thought she was very promising, but in the end she just wanted one more bottle! Humph, that’s it.

When Xiao Bai heard that a video was going to be shot, he jumped up and down excitedly and ran around the living room, thinking that he was going to make a movie again. But when he inquired about it, he realized that he had no part in it at all! The man immediately became unhappy. With a tigerish face, he sat on the threshold with his hands on his cheeks, looking as if he was hopeless.

Seeing her like this, Xiwawa came over to comfort her and said that she would find a supporting role for her.

It was only then that the rain cleared up and Xiao Xiaobai became lively and energetic again, running around the house.

Xiaobai stopped her and assigned her a task: "Robin! Robin - don't run away, go and call your uncle."

"Good director!"

Little Bai Fenghuohuo ran to the yard and called Zhang Tan. Children at this age are the best time to be bossy.

Not long after, Zhang Tan was pulled up by his trousers by Xiao Xiaobai.

"Don't pull, don't pull, I won't run away." Zhang Tan was extremely helpless.

Xiao Xiaobai shouted: "Little aunt - director! I caught my aunt!"

Zhang Tan said angrily: "What did I do that you want to catch me?"

Xiaobai smiled hiahily, and Xiaobai said hello: "Old man, come here quickly, how do you like this script?"

"What script?"

Zhang Tan asked, and took a notebook from Xiaobai's hand. There were about a few hundred words on it, and the handwriting was elegant. It was definitely not written by Xiaobai, but could only be written by Xiaomi or Cheng Cheng.

He quickly browsed this short story and finished it quickly. He looked into the eyes of these children and asked, "Did you write it? Did Cheng Cheng write it?"

Everyone nodded and then looked at Cheng Cheng.

Zhang Tan praised: "The writing is very good, very warm, and very positive. Are you planning to shoot this?"

Xiaobai said: "Old man, do you think it's okay? I just want to go to the town station to shoot."

Zhang Tan said: "This is not a problem. If you want to shoot, I can support you. However, this shooting will definitely not be as easy as your shooting of bear drinks. You will encounter various difficulties. You must be mentally prepared. , I can support you, but only support, everything is still based on you, do you have confidence? "

Xiaobai said firmly: "Have confidence!"

Then she looked at her friends and said loudly: "Sisters unite!"

The friends said in unison: "It's sharp enough to break gold!!"

Xiaobai said proudly: "Look, everyone is confident, and I am even more confident."

Zhang Tan said: "Okay, let's do it."

Xiao Xiaobai echoed loudly: "Fuck it!"

She didn't know when she held an aluminum washbasin in her hand, banged it loudly, and called to Luoliu: "Where's your basin?"

Liuliu hurriedly flew into the kitchen, and soon brought out a washbasin, banging it with Xiaobai, and shouting:

"Dong Dong Qiang, Dong Dong Qiang——"

Tan Jin'er came out of the kitchen and said angrily: "Liuliu, you'd better go pick up the eggplant that fell on the floor!"