Dad Academy

Xi'er raised her hand and spoke: "Competing to see who laughs the happiest."

Dudu immediately flattered me: "You must be Xi'er who laughs the most."

“hiahiahia~~~”

Xi'er was already laughing so hard that she couldn't stop laughing. This was not obvious!

"Xiba, you think you are so beautiful."

You cannot firmly support anything that is not conducive to your striving for first place.

The next second, the grapes in Liuliu's mouth were forcefully taken out by Xiwa!

Liliu: "..."

Although Da Yanyan didn't see clearly how Xiwawa moved, the evil little hand seemed to be sticking out from her throat. When she realized it, it was already in her mouth, and then she took away the grapes.

"Don't eat it, Liuliu, these grapes are rotten." Xi'er said.

Luoliu was confused. She was not sure whether the grape was really rotten.

"You, you, you, next time you do this, please tell me first! I almost bit your hand." Liuliu said, "It's not safe at all for you to do this."

Regarding the issue of safety, Xiwawa really took it seriously. She felt that what Duliu said made sense, so it was best to find a way to let Duliu vomit it out by himself.

Xiaomi brought everyone back to the topic they had strayed from. She said, "What if everyone can't laugh?"

Liliu doesn't think this problem exists. How can he not laugh happily even if he gets a free bear drink? ? Doesn't exist!

"We are not fools! Only fools can't laugh!"

Not to mention just a smile, even if it makes her cry, make her grief-stricken, or make her ecstatic, she can instantly get into trouble, and even half a second of hesitation is an insult to the bear drink.

Dudu suggested: "Hug a stranger and you can get a bottle of bear drink."

"Huh?" Xiaobai said, "This is okay."

Cheng Cheng followed this idea and said, "You can hug the bear and drink."

Liuliu suddenly said: "Hugging is not good, let's drink a bear drink."

Xiao Xiaobai said: "If you drink too much, you will wet the bed."

"Hahaha you wet the bed last night, we all know it."

Liuliu laughed loudly, mocking Xiaobai for being a bedwetter.

Xiao Xiaobai's face immediately darkened, not because Luoliu called her a bedwetter, but because Luoliu actually laughed again, rolling on the ground just to laugh at her.

"What's the big deal that you didn't wet the bed."

Xiao Xiaobai's words were resounding, and only she could say such words so confidently, without changing her expression, and with full momentum.

Liuliu laughed loudly and continued to chat with Xiaoxiaobai.

Xiaobai was irritated by the quarrel between the two of them. The key was that the quarrel made her think again. She originally wanted to catch the trace of creativity, but she couldn't.

"Stop arguing! If you keep arguing, believe it or not, I'll give you earwax?"

Liliu obviously didn't believe it. She believed it if he gave her a kick, but she didn't believe it if he gave her two earwax. She had never eaten Xiaobai's earwax.

Xiao Xiaobai didn't believe it even more. She was so cute, so her little aunt wouldn't be willing to hit her.

Zhang Tan, who had been listening for a while, took the initiative to summarize it for them. Otherwise, he doubted that they would be able to come up with a conclusion even if they stayed up all night tonight.

"Your ideas just now are quite good. I thought about it along this line of thinking. Do you think this is okay?"

Xiaobai waited expectantly for her old man to say, "Old man, if you know how to speak, just speak more."

Zhang Tan said: "Just follow your ideas and turn this advertisement into an activity. The activity should be interesting and simple, so that everyone will be willing to participate. The more people participate, the more effective the advertisement will be."

Xiaobai nodded, agreeing very much.

Liuliu also nodded: "That's pretty cool, Boss Zhang."

Zhang Tan did not answer her words, worried that she would lead him astray. He continued: "It doesn't matter whether you laugh or hug strangers. I think we can let passers-by hug the bear drink vending machine. Just give it a hug." , you can get a free bottle of bear drink. We can put the bear drink vending machine in the school, and then let the children come to hug and receive the bear drink for free.”

The children were all excited and looked at Zhang Tan. Their eyes were shining, not because they thought this idea was great, but because they envisioned themselves to be hugged many, many times and receive many free bear drinks.

Only Xiaomi worried: "With so many free bear drinks, will they lose money?"

Liuliu quickly told Xiaomi to give up this idea: "This is small money, small money, not much."

Xiaomi glared at Liuliu, could he still know what she was thinking? !

Zhang Tan said: "Don't worry about this. Compared with the effect achieved by advertising, the cost is very low."

He continued: "If you think about it, if this commercial is broadcast and we place bear drink vending machines all over the country, in shopping malls, schools, and streets, and everyone comes to participate, how many people will participate? What will this bring? The advertising effect is immeasurable.”

With the creativity of the children, Zhang Tan made a summary and finally happily decided on the first advertising idea.

Xiaobai said: "Old man, go write it out quickly and print it out for us. I want to check it."

Why don't you go yourself? I told you, old man, to do things very smoothly!

"Okay, you wait here."

Zhang Tan got up and went to the study. Xiaobai was worried and followed him. Seeing this, others also followed.

Zhang Tan was sitting in front of the computer typing, and there was a circle of children behind him. There was even one pulling his leg, wanting to sit on his lap!

That’s right, it’s you! Pomegranates!

"You guys looking at me like this makes me so stressed!"

Zhang Tan really felt the pressure, with so many pairs of eyes staring at him like a pet.

"Daddy, if you're stressed out, can I give you a leg kick?"

Xi'er is still a caring little cotton-padded jacket who knows how to pat his legs.

Unlike that big Yanyan, doesn’t she know her own weight? She actually wanted to sit on his lap.

Who can bear the unbearable weight of life while writing advertising copy?

With them watching, Zhang Tan didn't dare to be lazy at all. He typed quickly and quickly wrote the advertisement copy.

He clicked print, and the printer in the study spit out a few sheets of A4 paper. Xiaobai ran over and gave them to everyone, one copy per person.

"I can't understand, I don't know the words!"

Xiao Xiaobai just glanced at it and determined that it was a sacred book that he could not understand.

"Hahahaha... I told you not to study seriously! Now you know you are stupid."

Liliu didn't show mercy at all, even though they were laughing and joking together a minute ago, and their relationship was extremely good. He is truly ruthless and will use his taunting skills whenever he gets the chance.

Xiao Xiaobai immediately grimaced, fierce and aggrieved.

"Xiao Xiaobaicai is in kindergarten. Isn't it normal that she doesn't know how to read? Luoliu, don't laugh at me."

Dudu stood up for Xiao Xiaobai.

"That's right, I'm in kindergarten!"

Xiao Xiaobai was confident and found a reason for himself.