Dad Academy

"Dr. Bai, what do you think of my durian?"

"There's no other big problem. I just ate too much and accumulated food. I have to be careful in the future and don't overeat."

"Are there any precautions?"

"Control her food intake. Don't let her eat dinner tonight. She will be hungry and digest the accumulated food in her stomach. In the future, she must control her diet, eat smaller meals more often, and do more outdoor exercise. This will not only promote digestion, but also promote brain development. Does the baby like sports?”

"She loves to run around and is a troublemaker."

"Well, that's just eating too much. We should pay attention to it in the future. It's a good thing for children to eat, but gluttony needs to be corrected."

After Zhu Xiaojing thanked the doctor, she saw that Pomegranate was very uncomfortable now and asked what to do now. She couldn't just wait for the baby to digest it naturally. The strong little Pomegranate was too pitiful.

The doctor thought for a while and said: "You can apply hot towels on the abdomen to promote digestion, and you can also do pediatric massage."

“Where can I get pediatric massage?”

…

Half an hour later, Zhu Xiaojing left the hospital with the wilted Liliu and found a pediatric massage parlor nearby. The owner was an aunt in her 50s who seemed kind and kind.

Luoliu looked confused. She was stripped naked and lying on the small bed, restless.

Zhu Xiaojing sat aside and comforted her: "Don't be nervous, I'm not killing you, I'm giving you a massage. Don't you like your mother to massage your back very much? Now your mother is looking for a more powerful girl to massage your back."

Liliu felt something was wrong. What was going on? She felt that her mother was looking for someone to give her injections. She was afraid of injections. She only liked giving injections to other children.

"I'm scared, Xi'er, come and save me~~~"

"Don't be afraid. Mom is here. Don't be afraid. No injections are needed."

"Mom, you lied."

"I am not a human being if I lie to others."

Liuliu felt a little more at ease. The most venomous sentence the children swore was this sentence. It was obvious that Zhu Xiaojing was worthy of being a reporter, with strong investigative and research skills, and had already mastered children's language.

Zhu Xiaojing kept up her efforts: "You are a strong little pomegranate. What are you afraid of? I'm just giving you a massage. Are you afraid? Then don't be a little witch in the future."

"No, I am a little witch. I can use magic to turn you into a witch."

"What did you say?!!"

"Take, turn Xiaobai into Ju."

"Don't let Xiaobai hear it, or you will suffer. The nursing sister is here. Don't move around and lie down."

"Mom~"

"Um?"

"I love you so much, Mother Duck, don't let me go."

"Don't worry, I won't let you go. Lie down, you are just a piece of flesh that fell from my mother's body."

This piece of meat is so big.

The nurse is the boss. The boss went to the battle in person and greeted Liuliu first. He could see that the little guy was a little nervous.

Liuliu was afraid of death, so she immediately sent him bean-flavored flattery and praised her grandma for being such a beautiful duck...

A sentence about "grandma" makes all the beautiful words eclipse.

The massage started.

"Ouch~~"

"Oh ya ya ya duck~~"

"Hmm, hum, hum, hum, hum, hum, hum, hum, hum, hum, hum."

"Hahahaha~~~"

"Xiaobai is a melon boy, Xi'er is a melon boy, Cheng Cheng is also a melon boy if he disobeys, Xiaomi is the big bad guy..."

"666666..."

…

"The baby is asleep."

Liuliu fell asleep and was snoring. The massage made her feel so good.

"It seems to be working very well, thank you Dr. Bai."

"You're welcome, I didn't expect the effect to be so good."

"Your craftsmanship is good."

"Hahaha, that's one thing, but more importantly, durian is easier to press."

Um?

Dr. Bai didn't say that the reason why Liuliu is easier to press is because the whole body is fleshy. She can grab a handful of meat easily and effortlessly, allowing her to fully display her skills. Of course, the feel is also quite good, and she likes it very much. , when you are in a good mood, you will perform exceptionally well.

"Come to me again if you need anything in the future, and I'll give you a discount."

Dr. Bai thought that a baby with such a good feel should not be missed and it would be best to become a member.

"You can let Liuliu sleep here for a while, and we can sit next door and drink tea."

Zhu Xiaojing and Dr. Bai came next door to drink tea and chat. Dr. Bai said, "You look very tired. Do you want to press the button too? To relieve your fatigue."

Zhu Xiaojing was moved and asked: "Aren't you a massager for children? Why do you still have services for adults?"

"It's mainly for children, but if it's a friend, it's okay to press it a little. Don't worry, the technique is the same."

Zhu Xiaojing has been very busy at work during this period and is indeed very tired. When she gets up early every day, her whole body does not feel relaxed. She is still a little sore and physically and mentally exhausted.

Under Dr. Bai's persuasion, she also had a massage and was persuaded to become a member. She could often bring Liuliu here in the future, and Liuliu seemed to like it very much.

After the two left and went home, Zhu Xiaojing stopped by the supermarket to buy groceries. Liuliu liked shopping in the supermarket the most. He suggested buying this and that. This one tastes good and that one tastes good. Buy them all. Buy them all. Take them home and eat them slowly. She eats them. , I need to buy more meat...

The two of them were carrying large and small bags of vegetables home. They worked hard, humming, humming, just to have a delicious meal for dinner, but in the end, they made dinner but were not allowed to serve it! ! !

"Clam???"

Liuliu stood at the edge of the table with a confused face, in disbelief.

"You can't have dinner. You have accumulated food. You have to digest the food in your stomach first, otherwise you will feel even more uncomfortable."

"Clam?????"

Luoliu was still in disbelief. She worked, worked desperately, but was told that she couldn't serve it on the table. She was so angry that she huffed and puffed, but for dinner, she endured it and told her mother to take down her little flower bowl and not serve it to the table. Instead of serving it, she lay on the floor to eat, ╭(╯^╰)╮

"You can't eat either!" Zhu Xiaojing added another blow.

"[○｀Д○]"

"You really can't eat dinner, can you bear with it for a while?"

"I'm a little baby, I\u0026...%￥#@@...\u0026\u0026**"

They were so angry that they couldn't speak.

She thought her mother was just teasing her, but after double-checking, she found out that it was not the case and that her mother was serious.

She was going to cry.

Zhu Xiaojing hurriedly coaxed her, but failed and insisted on crying.

Not only did she cry, but she also touched her. When Zhu Xiaojing was coaxing her, she deliberately hit her leg, and then she lay down on the ground, saying that the baby was seriously injured and was going to become a sick baby, and called Xiaobai to come and save her.

Zhu Xiaojing had no choice but to refuse to eat with her. The two of them sat in the living room and watched TV. The smell of food came from the restaurant, but they could smell it but not eat it. No one was allowed to go, and the other was not allowed to go.

“Gulugulugulugulu~~~~”

Suddenly there was a growling stomach in the quiet living room. Luoliu lowered his head and looked at his mother's belly. It was her mother who was grumbling because she was hungry.

She immediately suggested that we go have a meal.

Zhu Xiaojing said: "You can't eat it."

Liuliu lay down irritably and rolled on the sofa. After a while, she sat up and said, "Mom goes to eat first, and she will smell it first to see if it tastes good."

"Liuliu, come over and have dinner."

"6666, eh? Don't you want the baby to have dinner?"

"Because there is a happy event today."

"Does Liliu have a father?"

"You already have a father!!! We have a new alliance leader!"

"Oh? Can you eat it?"

"Food and clothing parents, he can give us food, his name is - His Majesty the Emperor of Heaven."

"Then ask His Majesty to come and eat, and give him a piece of cowhide."

As mentioned above, this book has given birth to the 29th cute protagonist, His Majesty the Emperor of Heaven. Thank you, you can canonize Liliu as a little princess.

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