Dad Academy

Liuliu felt like she was a flying little princess. She had never felt so happy. Bullying Dudu was like bullying a kitten. She felt so happy that she couldn't help it.

Has she ever had such a sense of accomplishment?

Playing with noobs means being played by noobs.

Playing with Xi'er, Xi'er always teases her with snacks, which can be regarded as being played by Xi'er.

When playing with Xiaomi, Xiaomi would always catch her and put her in jail, as if she was born to be a bad guy, so she was played by Xiaomi.

Playing with Cheng Cheng, Cheng Cheng always cheated her into eating snacks and refused to tell stories after eating them. This melon boy was so stupid that she had tolerated her for a long time.

Only by playing with Dudu can you bully as much as you want.

No matter how she bullies Dudu, Dudu can't catch up with her, hahaha.

However, when she heard Dudu calling her Fatty, she was stunned, stopped in surprise, and looked back at Dudu.

Heavenly Duck, Dudu is talking!

She came forward curiously and said in surprise: "Dudu, you can talk. What do you think? How come you can talk~~~~~Hahaha~~~"

Dudu stayed where she was, stunned for a long time. Seeing Liuliu jumping happily, she started laughing, and then she went crazy with joy. She grabbed Liuliu and jumped together.

The two children had fun in the sun for a while. They couldn't bear the sun, so they returned to the air-conditioned room.

"Put your hand down." After returning to the room, Luliu immediately broke away from Dudu's little hand.

"*%￥%￥" Dudu refused and grabbed her pants tightly.

"Let go of your hands, my pants are about to fall off~" Luoliu shouted, lifting up his pants, but Dudu tried to pull them down.

Dudu held on tightly and said: "Fat pomegranate~~~Dudu*...\u0026%...￥%"

Just now, Liuliu's attention was focused on Dudu Talking, but now it was immediately transferred to Fatty Liliu. With a sullen face, she asked unhappily: "What did you call me?"

"Fat Liuliu~~Fat Liuliu!"

"You're the fat one!!! You're chubby~chubby chubby!"

"Fat pomegranate~"

"Chubby~"

"Fat pomegranate~"

…

The two of them refused to give in to each other, one called Pang Liuliu and the other called Pang Dudu, which was good. Dudu's first word got smoother and smoother as he said it, and he never tired of it, and the more he said it, the more energetic he became.

Although there are only three words, fat, pomegranate, and pomegranate, she can make these three words reflect different colors through different permutations and tones, which is really interesting.

Although she repeated a word repeatedly, it was interesting. For Dudu, it was the first time in her life that she spoke Chinese. She was proud of it and wanted to tell children around the world to hear it.

Fat - pomegranate - pomegranate -

Liuliu couldn't bear it any longer, and his throat was filled with smoke.

She looked at Dudu who kept calling her Fatty. What should children do if they can't win?

At this moment, she thought of Luo Zikang.

Luo Zikang often beat her when he couldn't win over her in quarrels!

Thinking of this, Liuliu grabbed one of Dudu's pigtails without hesitation and threatened: "Dudu, if you call me Fat Liuliu again, I will pull your pigtails."

Dudu was stunned for a moment, then jumped up and became furious, accusing Luoliu fiercely. She stood up on tiptoes to act fierce, then lowered her body and pretended to be pitiful, using her body movements to pretend that Luoliu was being bullied. Weak.

Liuliu didn't feel ashamed, but felt proud of it. He was so proud that he further threatened: "Dudu, if you call me Fat Liuliu again, I will beat you up. Hahahaha~~~~I'm so awesome, I'm so awesome~~ "

Dudu was so angry that he seemed to want to be an upright and just baby.

But it doesn't.

In order to prevent being really beaten, she nodded very simply, closed her mouth, and folded her hands in front of her to make herself appear obedient.

A good baby doesn't suffer the immediate loss and calls Xiaobai back to help.

Liuliu laughed loudly, laughed wildly, beckoned Dudu to the corner, looked around to make sure there was no one else, sat on the ground, and asked Dudu to sit down too. The two faced each other and began to communicate.

"You can speak now, Dudu, you are so awesome." Luliu praised others first, just like her mother did to her, always praising her first and then bullying her.

"hiahia, \u0026*% fat pomegranate." Dudu shook his head happily.

"Don't call me Fatty! I'm angry."

As he said that, he took the opportunity to squeeze a handful of chubby baby fat.

Dudu slapped her paws off, but stopped calling her Fatty.

Liuliu likes to be a teacher, "Can I teach you how to speak?"

Dudu nodded, full of hope, and opened her mouth to say something, but she could only say "Pang Liuliu", and if she did, she would get pinched in the face.

"What else will you say?"

Dudu nodded.

"What?"

"Fat pomegranate."

"Can't you afford to play with it? I'll teach you how to speak. Xiaobai is a melon boy, so say it."

"*\u0026%%￥%￥ # %￥beep."

"Are you a stupid kid? Say, Xiaobai is a melon kid."

Liuliu, who was always very enthusiastic about his work, had a rare moment of seriousness today and took the trouble to teach Dudu how to speak, although the words he taught were not good ones.

I don’t know how long it took, but Xin Xiaoguang woke up at noon and found Liuliu and Dudu muttering in the corner.

"What are you doing here? Everyone is sleeping. Are you awake?"

Dudu shook his head subconsciously, but Luoliu caught his attention and turned his head into a nod.

Liuliu himself chuckled and told Xin Xiaoguang that they had slept well. Then he pointed his finger at Dudu and said, "Dudu can talk."

Xin Xiaoguang had just woken up and was about to wash his face. He was still a little confused. After hearing what Liuliu said, he didn't pay much attention. He walked a few steps and suddenly paused. He looked back at the two children who had been staring at him and asked uncertainly: "Liuliu, what did you just say?"

Luoliu pointed at Dudu in the corner again, "Dudu can talk! I taught him! Hahahaha."

"Can Dudu talk?" Xin Xiaoguang asked.

Liliu nodded, and Dudu nodded accordingly.

Xin Xiaoguang came back, squatted in front of them, and looked at Dudu carefully, like a strange worm.

Dudu subconsciously shrank behind Luliu.

Liuliu opened her little hand to protect Dudu behind her, and asked Xin Xiaoguang warily: "Uncle, do you want to steal my baby?"

Xin Xiaoguang asked in disgust: "You call me uncle?"

"grandfather?"

"...I'm drunk too, you should call me brother!"

"Xiaoguang."

"..."

Xin Xiaoguang was speechless. He remembered that the chubby girl in front of him was the worst.

He was too lazy to argue with the little fat girl about this. He was more concerned about Dudu now and asked Dudu: "Dudu, can you speak now? What can you say? Tell me something."

Liuliu turned around and encouraged Dudu, who was cowering behind her, not to be afraid of Xiaoguang. Xiaoguang would not eat them because they were Boss Zhang's dolls. Xiaoguang listened to Boss Zhang's words.

Xin Xiaoguang: "..."

This is simply a villain.

He also encouraged Dudu: "Don't be afraid of me. I'm a good person. Say something to me. I'll be happy and give you sweets."

Dudu was still hesitating, but Liuliu was already anxious. In order to have a piece of candy to eat, he threatened Dudu to speak quickly, otherwise he would give her an injection.

Liliu is Little Red Horse’s famous crazy little miracle doctor! Anyone who works under her will be diagnosed with illness. If they are not sick, they will seek medical advice. The key is to take medicine and get injections, which will be very painful if they are stuck in the butt.

Dudu is afraid of injections. When nervous, he blurts out: "*%\u0026￥% # ￥ # "

Xin Xiaoguang looked at Liuliu disappointedly, feeling that Liuliu was lying to him. Dudu could talk. Isn't this still baby talk? That's right. Only Liuliu could understand and translate Dudu's baby talk among the little red horses.

He was about to leave in disappointment, and Liuliu asked if he could eat sweets.

"No, because Dudu didn't speak."

"Hurry up, Dudu, I'm going to treat you." Liuliu quickly threatened Dudu.

Dudu covered his butt, panicked, and blurted out: "*\u0026%%￥Xiaobai is Guawazi."

Xin Xiaoguang: "..."

Liuliu was very proud, laughed loudly, and asked Xin Xiaoguang for credit. She had taught her this, and she had done all these immoral things in the middle of the afternoon.

Xin Xiaoguang chuckled, thinking that Liuliu was seeking death, would Xiaobai let him go? Dudu actually taught this in his first sentence.

"Awesome, Dudu, you can really speak. You are amazing. What else can you say?"

Liliu asked if there was any more sugar.

"Yes, yes, yes, let Dudu say a few more words. Let's listen to everything you can say."

Dudu greets you.

Dudu: "Xiaomi is Mickey Mouse."

Dudu: "The baby is so silly."

Dudu: "Cheng Cheng's fart is black."

Dudu: "Luo Zikang Dang Dang Dang."

Toot: "Xiao Guang Xiao Guang Kuang Kuang Kuang."

After saying that, Dudu was very proud of himself.

The one who is more proud than her is Liliu. I really don’t know what she has to be proud of.

Xin Xiaoguang was speechless for a while. Who is the biggest bad guy in Little Red Horse? He used to think it was Xiaobai, because Xiaobai always poked at him secretly, but now he realized that the biggest black guy was not Dudu who spoke slang in front of him, but Fatty Powder who taught Dudu to say these slang words.

The Five Elements are wicked. Dudu has just learned to speak and has a blank piece of paper, but she has taught her to be like this. Can she still be saved?

"Fat Liuliu." Suddenly Dudu said again.

Xin Xiaoguang was stunned and laughed.