Dad Academy

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"It's time to tell a story~" Cheng Cheng sat down first, and the small chairs formed a circle, ready to tell a story, but the group of "girlfriends who just wanted to play and didn't want to work" were so noisy that they didn't even listen to her words. , what should be done.

"Telling a story~" Cheng Cheng shouted again weakly, but no one noticed her. She couldn't help but feel frustrated, sitting alone in a daze.

Fortunately, Xiaobai was quite reliable. He sat down and shouted loudly to the noisy children: "Gua Wa Zi - let's tell a story! Du Du, you are so stupid. If you fight with Dudu again, I will give you my brains." You make two nests!"

Hearing this, Liliu angrily said that it was Dudu's fault because Dudu scolded her in baby language. Dudu said she didn't curse, she said I love you.

Liuliu obviously didn't believe it. She couldn't say "I love you" through gritted teeth. Her father knew her mother well enough to kiss her if she loved you. He thought she didn't know! "Hmph! What a good guy! What a good guy!"

"Hurry up and sit down for me!" Xiaobai went crazy. Only then did the little girlfriends realize that they might be beaten if they don't obey. They quickly found a small chair to sit down and started competing for chairs at the same time.

Liuliu pushed Dudu to the ground, making Dudu pout and almost cry. Xi'er helped her up and let her sit on her own little chair - which was close to Cheng Cheng.

"Come on, little Zheng Zheng~" Xi'er called to her little daughter-in-law who was looking eagerly from a distance. The little daughter-in-law was too scared to come over. Xi'er ran to bring her over and wanted to arrange for her to sit next to her, but the position Luliu was already sitting on it, and there was no room left. Xi'er moved a chair over and let little Zheng Zheng take a seat.

"Let's tell a story." Cheng Cheng saw everyone sitting down and presided over the meeting, but she couldn't control the situation, and there was still noisy downstairs, chatting when it was time to chat, and making small gestures when it was time to do so.

Cheng Cheng looked at Xiaobai, who laughed, suddenly took out a feather duster, and looked at Liliu, Dudu, Xier, and Yuanyuan with evil eyes. These were the most noisy, especially the two in front. A little fat guy.

Sure enough, as soon as the feather duster was taken out, everything became quiet. Xiaobai raised the feather duster and pointed at Luoliu, which startled Luoliu and raised his hands subconsciously.

Xiao Zheng looked at Xiao Bai with admiration...

"Liuliu, you go ahead." Xiaobai said.

Liuliu was confused for a long time, and Dudu next to her reminded her: "Hahahaha, Fat Liliu, Xiaobai asked you to tell a story."

Liuliu scratched her chubby little face, feeling a little itchy, "I, I can't tell stories."

Xiaobai: "Can you listen to stories?"

"Yes."

"Then tell me what you heard."

"I can't tell stories."

"Then crawl away! You can't listen to stories here."

Luoliu was shocked, good guy! Is this going to fire her? She is the only one in a million!

"Are you leaving or not?"

Luoliu was furious, snorted, stood up and left. Suddenly he sat down again and laughed: "It's so cold. It's so cold. There's a little girl selling bombs. Boom, the house was blown up. It's over."

Boss Zhang told her this, and she felt very excited. She wanted to be that kind of little girl.

noob:"……"

Cheng Cheng: "..."

Millet:"……"

Dudu: "..."

Xi'er: "hiahiahia~~~"

Yuanyuan: "..."

Xiao Zheng Zheng: “@@@@@@@”

Seeing that the children were all in a daze, Liuliu laughed loudly and said to Dudu beside him: "It's time for Pang Dudu to tell a story. Pang Dudu, you tell it!"

Dudu: "*()...*\u0026%￥%...￥..."

"Dudu wants to cheat, Xiaobai, look! Hit her with a chicken feather!" Liuliu complained.

Xiaobai pointed his feather duster at Dudu, who hummed for a long time, and finally said: "The house that the little girl blew up belongs to me, eh~~"

noob:"……"

Cheng Cheng: "..."

Millet:"……"

Liliu: "..."

Xi'er: "hiahiahia~~"

Yuanyuan: "..."

Xiao Zheng Zheng: “@@@@@@@”

Seeing that the children were all in a daze, Dudu laughed proudly and said to Yuanyuan beside him: "It's time for Yuanyuan, Yuanyuan, you tell me!"

It was Yuanyuan's first time to participate in their story activity. She didn't know there was such a rule. She didn't prepare a story before coming. She was caught temporarily and her mind was in a mess. She was hemming and hawing.

This time there was no need for Liuliu to complain. Xiaobai had already raised the feather duster immediately. She had long wanted to teach Yuanyuan a lesson.

Yuanyuan said quickly: "The little girl who sold bombs was saved by Boss Zhang! He is amazing. The little girl grew up and married Boss Zhang."

Xiaobai: "..." She has beaten Xiao Yuanyuan a hundred times in her heart!

Cheng Cheng: "..."

Millet:"……"

Dudu: "..."

Xi'er: "hiahiahia~"

Liliu: "..."

Xiao Zheng Zheng: “@@@@@@@”

Seeing that the children were all in a daze, Yuanyuan quickly said to Xi'er beside her: "It's Xi'er, Xi'er, tell me!"

Xi'er couldn't stop laughing. Everyone looked at her stupidly, wondering why she was laughing. What's so funny about this? It's such a bad story!

Xiaomi said helplessly: "Stop laughing, please stop laughing, Xi'er~"

Xi'er stopped laughing and said, "Boss Zhang likes the little girl's sister."

Everyone was confused as to why the little girl selling bombs suddenly had a sister.

Xiaobai: "..." She has beaten Xi'er a hundred times in her heart!

Cheng Cheng: "..."

Millet:"……"

Dudu: "..."

Xi'er: "hiahiahia~"

Liliu: "..."

Yuanyuan: "..."

Xiao Zheng Zheng: “@@@@@@@”

Xi'er looked at little Zheng Zheng beside her, who looked back at her with watery innocent eyes, so Xi'er jumped over her and said to Xiaomi, "Xiaomi is telling a story."

Xiaomi was well prepared and said directly: "I want to arrest Boss Zhang! The little girl cannot marry him!"

Xi'er said that the little girl did not marry him, but that he liked the little girl's sister.

Xiaomi said: "A boy can't like two girls, arrest him!"

Xiaobai wanted to educate Xiaomi again in his heart!

It’s time for Cheng Cheng.

Cheng Cheng was about to tell a story when Xiaobai suddenly pointed the feather duster at Xiao Zheng Zheng and asked Xiao Zheng Zheng to tell.

Little Zheng Zheng: "...@@@@@@@~~~"

She was so panicked that she was about to cry.

Xi'er told her: "Boss Zhang is going to be arrested, so he will cry."

noob:"……"

Forget it, let Cheng Cheng tell the story, these guys are all fools.

Cheng Cheng concluded: "...Little Bear and Little White Rabbit are good friends who grew up together, but recently Little Bear feels that he seems to like Little White Rabbit..."

She restarted it directly and abandoned the series about the little girl selling bombs because it was too low.

PS: Xi'er's horse, Aubama, has his birthday today. Isn't this fate? Happy birthday.