Dad Academy

Chapter 939 Old Man (12)

In the evening, Zhang Tan drank and could not drive. Xin Xiaoguang found a driver, arranged for everyone to leave one by one, and sent Zhang Tan and others back to Xiaohongma.

Xiaobai stared at him closely like a little puppy. When he saw him looking over, he said with a straight face: "You can't drive."

Zhang Tan smiled and said, "I'm already sitting in the back seat with you, how can I drive? Don't worry, your brother Xiaoguang is driving."

As soon as he finished speaking, Xi'er, who was sitting on the other side of him, also spoke, "If you drink and drive, you will get dizzy, and you will fall asleep in an instant, and you will die."

Tan Jin'er and Teacher Jiang, who were both in the car, both laughed. Although the child spoke very directly, his words were filled with concern.

Zhang Tan looked both ways, feeling happy and troubled at the same time. From now on, he has two little cotton-padded jackets to care about, and he has to worry about two little cotton-padded jackets in the future, worrying that they will be bullied and wronged. It will not be easy.

"Give you some water."

Xiao Bai handed her baby cup to Zhang Tan. She was very good at taking care of people who drank alcohol. She had taken care of Lao Bai in this way before.

Lao Bai likes to drink. Although he never gets drunk, he often gets a little drunk. When he is drunk, he likes to tease Xiao Bai. Xiao Bai is not a vegetarian and often takes the opportunity to torment him.

"Thank you, I have water here."

Before getting in the car, Tan Jin'er gave Zhang Tan a bottle of mineral water, just in case he got thirsty in the car. Although the journey home is very short and will arrive in a while, the girl is attentive.

When we arrived at Xiaohongma, everyone got off the car. Zhang Tan invited Xier to stay at Xiaohongma tonight.

Xi'er looked shy and stood next to her sister, shaking her head and giggling.

The child is shy. It feels like this godfather just fell from the sky and appeared suddenly. He will not be able to adapt to this sense of closeness all of a sudden. It will take some time.

After watching the Tan sisters leave, Zhang Tan took Xiaobai and Teacher Jiang back home. Xiaobai said that he could ask Xi'er to live with her. A small child couldn't live in a room as big as hers. .

"Then invite her next time." Zhang Tan said.

"But we are all girls." Xiaobai said.

Zhang Tan: "You two are girls, so it doesn't matter if you live together."

Xiaobai looked at him with his little head raised and said, "You are a boy."

Zhang Tan was stunned and asked, "What do you mean?"

"Hoohoho~~~" Xiaobai laughed secretly.

Zhang Tan: "Kid, I advise you to be kind."

He understood Xiaobai's meaning, which was to tell him to get out and leave this home to her and Xi'er. It was really filial and touching.

"I don't have to worry about anything! Humph!"

Xiaobai got into her room, and Teacher Jiang asked her to come out and take a shower first. Xiaobai came out with a small bucket, which looked like the one she used to dig sand.

She ran directly to Zhang Tan and put the small red bucket in front of him.

"Why are you doing this?" Zhang Tan asked in confusion. He had just sat down on the sofa to rest.

Xiaobai said: "If you want to vomit, just vomit here and I will wash it for you. Don't be afraid. I won't dislike you."

Zhang Tan: "...I thank you."

"Thank you for nothing." Xiaobai said, stretched out his little hand and patted Zhang Tan's arm gently, "Spit it up~~vomit vomit vomit~~~"

Zhang Tan originally showed no signs of vomiting, but when he heard her vomiting and pretending to vomit, his stomach was turning vaguely, as if something was about to come out of his throat, and he really felt like vomiting.

"Stop vomiting. I don't want to vomit. I'm not drunk. Thank you." Zhang Tan said.

Xiaobai was stunned for a moment, surprised that Boss Zhang behaved differently from his uncle when he drank. She wants to care about people, but she doesn’t care about people.

Seeing that she was a little disappointed, Zhang Tan smiled and said, "Sit here, let me ask you, how do you know so much? Have you ever taken care of a drunk person before?"

When talking about this, Xiaobai has something to talk about, right? ! She has experience taking care of drunk people, and she did it all on Lao Bai!

Lao Bai was a drunkard and would almost always get drunk when he drank with others. Ma Lanhua couldn't bear it and forbade him from drinking anymore, saying that it would affect Xiao Bai's children's shoes. It was okay to drink, but he had to file an application report, so things got better in recent years. . But since Malanhua went to Qicheng, Bai Jianping was alone at home. When he was bored, he couldn't control himself and would drink some wine. Fortunately, he only tasted it briefly and didn't delay his work.

Sure enough, Xiaobai said that her uncle was often drunk and was a fool.

"Don't drink. You should drink less." Xiaobai warned, "My aunt said that if you drink too much, you will become a fool, like my uncle."

Zhang Tan: "...Okay, I will definitely not get drunk. I will drink a little occasionally. By the way, do you want to watch TV?"

"Then come a little~" Xiaobai wanted to climb onto the sofa, but Zhang Tan picked him up and put him on it. His expression was a little unnatural, but he didn't say anything.

"Windmill and Fake Sophistication" started playing on the TV, and Xiaobai quickly became involved in it. After watching two episodes, Teacher Jiang came and called her to take a shower. She remained motionless, staring at the TV in fascination.

"Xiaobai!" Teacher Jiang's voice was louder.

Xiaobai finally looked away from the TV, looked at her, climbed off the sofa, and sighed, "Come on, come on, come on~~"

Suddenly she stopped, looked at Zhang Tan, laughed, and asked Zhang Tan to take a shower first while she watched an episode of Windmill.

Zhang Tan: "...that's okay too."

Zhang Tan first told Teacher Jiang that he would let Xiaobai watch another episode, and when he came out of the bath, he would take Xiaobai to take a bath.

Teacher Jiang warned: "Then don't let her look at it for too long."

"Do not worry."

Zhang Tan went to the bedroom to find clothes and went to the bathroom to take a shower. Xiao Bai, who was watching TV in the living room, was suddenly stunned because the windmill car and the fake sophistication were gone!

She picked up the remote control and pressed it back and forth skillfully. In the past, she often controlled the TV remotely, but this time it was a little different. No matter how hard she controlled the TV, she couldn't get the picture to come out.

"What the hell, why did you harm me~" Xiaobai muttered, wondering if someone was setting her up and deliberately preventing her from watching TV, destroying her charm and false sophistication.

She climbed off the sofa and walked around the living room. The TV screen turned blue. From time to time, she leaned in front of the TV and touched the screen, as if she could touch it.

Finally, she came to the bathroom door and listened inside, but couldn't hear any sound.

"Boss Zhang was drunk. He took a bath and fell asleep, nagging and vomiting~~It was so miserable~"

Thinking of this, Xiaobai decided to help Boss Zhang, knocked on the door, and shouted softly: "Boss Zhang~~"

"Boss Zhang~~~ Are you yelling? Are you taking a bath? Don't go to sleep~ You will get sick~~Boss Zhang~~~"

There was no reaction inside, and Xiao Bai felt more and more that his guess was correct. Boss Zhang might even die inside.

Thinking of this, Xiaobai became anxious, the knocking on the door got louder, the shouting got louder, and even the title changed.

"Boss Zhang! Boss Zhang! Old man~~~~~Old man~ Hammer, you are so angry, just say something~~~"

There was still no response inside. Xiaobai looked around and saw a giant inflatable hammer in the living room. She ran over, picked it up and pounded it towards the bathroom door. Wow~~~ The door opened and Zhang Tan appeared. At the door, with quick eyes and quick hands, he caught the whizzing inflatable hammer between his two fingers.

"It's me! You old man!"

Xiaobai took a closer look, breathed a sigh of relief, and then said angrily: "You are already yelling, you can't stop yelling!"

Zhang Tan smiled and said, "I'm fine. I heard you calling me inside just now."

"Clam?"

"Call me Boss Zhang, and also call me Old Man. Did I hear you right?"

Xiaobai:o(^｀)o

"What's wrong with your ears? You heard wrong~~~I'm going to take a bath~"

With a whoosh, he dropped the inflatable hammer and ran away, looking for grandma to take a bath.

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