Dad Academy

Chapter 974 Two Sichuan longworms (22)

Zhang Tan thought that Xiaobai and Xi'er's performance of "The Legend of White Snake" would only be "Do you know who I am?", and then it disappeared. Unexpectedly, they really had a second thought.

"You see that I am as long as a worm, and I see that you will be born like a fairy~" Xiaobai sang, Zhang Tan was shocked, and Dunzi applauded. This time, he finally got the timing right.

Xi'er did not try to give in, but also sang: "Why did Xiaoqing steal that grass? That Fahai Zhang*% flooded the tower~"

Although I forgot the lyrics, it's overall pretty good.

"Okay, clap~" Xiaobai said at this time, taking the initiative to applaud, and together with Dunzi, led everyone to applaud for her and Xi'er.

Zhang Tan recognized the situation, applauded quickly, and asked: "The performance is very good, are there any more? I still want to see it."

Xiaobai said reservedly: "I'm so tired~"

Zhang Tan peeled grapes for her and Xi'er to eat, and asked, "Let's do another section."

Xi'er hiahia laughed and said she didn't remember the rest. She was thinking about her sister today, so she didn't remember the lyrics.

This little guy has such a sweet mouth.

Xiaobai pulled her and murmured for a while, then swayed her and prepared to perform again, but this time she called on Dunzi.

Dunzi is so naive that he makes a lot of awkward people standing in the living room.

Xiaobai said that Dunzi had no brains when he played Fahai, and then added that it would be great if Luo Zikang was here. Luo Zikang is a bald man and can play Fahai. When he returns to Little Red Horse, he can ask Luo Zikang to play the role.

Luoliu secretly drew a few scars on Luo Zikang's bald head, just like a little monk.

Dunzi doesn't know how to act and is clumsy. His mother looks worried and keeps giving him instructions, but this only adds to the chaos. Dunzi doesn't even know how to walk. After taking a few steps, he becomes the same person with the same hands and feet.

Because Xi'er just missed her sister today, so she didn't memorize her lines, and she couldn't speak a few lines, so she couldn't continue acting in "The Legend of White Snake."

Zhang Tan and everyone applauded. The children performed well.

Xiaobai proudly asked Zhang Tan if her performance was as good as the one in the movie tonight.

"Of course, you are a big Yanyan, and your skills are boundless." Zhang Tan said without hesitation.

Xiaobai laughed, Xi'er's nostrils were turned upward, her arms akimbo were smiling. Although her performance was not very good, she felt good about herself.

Dunzi's mother was envious and praised Xiaobai and Xi'er for being clever, but her Dunzi was stupid.

Teacher Jiang said: "Dunzi is as wise as a fool. He is not stupid at all. He is actually very smart."

Dunzi’s mother: “I hope so.”

Dunzi is just a bit slow to react, doesn't speak much, and doesn't speak smoothly, making him seem clumsy.

Zhang Tan called Xiaobai and Xi'er to him and said, "I will make up a story about White Snake for you. How about you acting in it?"

Xiaobai said she was so tired.

Zhang Tan massaged her shoulders and continued to induce her, saying that as long as they performed well, he would take them on TV.

Xi'er asked if it was the TV show that Liliu wanted to be on.

Zhang Tan: "That's the TV."

Xiaobai and Xi'er murmured together again and agreed.

Zhang Tan took advantage of his strengths and wrote the script on the spot. Bai Jianping was an expert and went to get paper and pen so that Boss Zhang could write the script on the spot.

But Boss Zhang is a god, and he doesn’t need paper or pen to write a short story. He pointed at his brain, and the meaning was self-evident.

Bai Jianping admired and applauded, and immediately felt a murderous aura on the side, which belonged to Malanhua.

Malanhua looked at him with a look of disgust on her face, she thought he was flirting with her.

Bai Jianping's clapping turned into rubbing his hands. He's used to it, haha, he's used to it on the set.

Zhang Tan directed Xiaobai and Xi'er. There were still two people missing, so he called Shangdunzi.

Zhang Tan said: "Xiao Bai plays Fa Hai..."

As soon as he finished speaking, Xiaobai jumped up and said in disbelief: "What!!!! I'm not a little bald guy."

Zhang Tan: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I made a mistake. Xiaobai played Xiaoqing, Xi'er played the White Snake..."

As soon as he finished speaking, Xiaobai jumped up and became dissatisfied, "I am Xiaobai, I play the role of White Snake~~~"

What he said makes sense. Zhang Tan asked Xi'er for her opinion, and Xi'er hiahiahia, so Xiaobai returned to the role of White Snake.

"Then Xi'er plays Xiao Qing, Xiao Bai plays White Snake, and Dunzi plays Xu Xian." Zhang Tan said.

Bai Jianping asked him what he was playing.

Malanhua interjected: "You act like a hammer!"

Bai Jianping said dissatisfied: "When the crew is talking, you, a layman, don't interrupt! It's unprofessional!"

Ma Lanhua said that her acting was indeed unprofessional, but her sharp tongue was very professional. What she said didn't sound nice, but she was right.

Zhang Tan said: "Uncle Xiaobai plays the boatman."

Bai Jianping is eager to give it a try. He has been on the set for a long time and is a bit addicted to acting.

…

After a period of rehearsal, the performance began.

Teacher Jiang, Ma Lanhua and Dunzi’s mother sat down eating melon and clapped their hands in welcome.

Zhang Tan directed, Bai Jianping pretended to be rowing, Dunzi sat at the stern, Xiaobai and Xi'er stood not far away, Xi'er shouted: "Boatman~~Boatman, hiahiahia~~~~"

Zhang Tan was speechless and said: "Xi'er, don't hiahia~"

"hiahia, okay~"

Zhang Tan: "Then do it again."

Starting over, Xi'er called out to the boatman, Dunzi said to Bai Jianping: "Uncle, Xi'er is calling you."

Zhang Tan: "..."

Dunzi's mother said anxiously: "Dunzi, don't call me uncle. You are acting, you know? Don't call me Xi'er either. Didn't you memorize your lines just now?"

Zhang Tan patiently told Dunzi again, but Dunzi just couldn't remember it, and he forgot that he was acting as soon as he started acting.

Xiaobai angrily pulled him into a corner, muttering, gesticulating, and being so fierce that Zhang Tan was really worried that she would give him a beating.

But it worked. After starting again, Dunzi turned out to be very precise. Although the acting was stiff, at least the lines were correct.

This scene is the famous paragraph "Borrowing an Umbrella when Visiting the Lake".

It started to rain, and Xiaobai and Xi'er finally got on the boat. Xi'er said, "Hey, aren't you the young man who just picked up the gold?"

Dunzi said: "Haha~ It's me."

Zhang Tan sweated.

At this time, Xi'er's actions caused a gust of wind, which shook the cruise ship. White Snake and Xu Xian accidentally held hands at this time.

Dunzi's face turned red.

Zhang Tan was surprised, children nowadays are not simple-minded.

Without saying anything, Dunzi turned around and stood at the "bow", acting like a wooden man.

On the boat, Xiaobai was complaining about Xi'er, "You melon, what are you doing! You scared Xu Guanren away~~~"

Why does Zhang Tan sound so weird? Why did the white lady speak Trump and add a loli voice, but it's very interesting.

The story of the White Snake takes place in Qingcheng Mountain, Sichuan. To put it bluntly, Trump can fully explain it. Zhang Tan is thinking, if "Little Opera" performs "The Legend of the White Snake", I don't know what the response will be. Looking back, I can write a "White Snake". The Sichuan version of the script "The Legend of White Snake" may be very popular.

"I was wrong~" Xiaoqing, played by Xi'er, also sounds like Trump.

Two Sichuan longworms.

Xi'er continued: "Sister, true love is only seen in the wind and rain~hia~."

Bai Jianping started to sing at this time. He only sang when he didn't sing. He was a blockbuster and sang when he opened his mouth.

“The beautiful scenery of the West Lake is March~~~”

"Spring rain is like wine, willows are like smoke~~~"

Xi'er continued to sing: "We are destined to come thousands of miles to meet each other. But if we are not destined to meet each other, it is difficult to hold hands~~~"

Malanhua laughed and asked Teacher Jiang in a low voice: "Why are you still singing? Xi'er sings so beautifully. My old man has a broken gong voice."

Teacher Jiang said: "This song is really nice. Did Zhang Tan write it temporarily??"