Daily life of an American TV drama agent

"Have you really thought carefully about it? Do you really want to go to the damn North Pole with Sheldon? Are you sure you can really stand Sheldon? Three full months!"

"Of course, don't forget, I am an Indian. My religion tells me that the suffering I suffer in this life will be turned into gospel and returned to me in the next life."

Rajesh said eagerly: "After three months of experience in the North Pole with Sheldon, I can be reborn into a super rich man with a hot body and the ability to fly!"

Ron rolled his eyes: "You mean the playboy Tony from Stark Industries?"

"Yeah, that's it, or Wayne from Gotham City," Rajesh added.

"Gentlemen, has a decision been made?" Sheldon asked as he walked out of the back room.

"I'll join." X2.

"I'll join in too."

The three friends reached an agreement like this. Finally, everyone turned their attention to Ron. Ron spread his hands helplessly: "Why are you looking at me? I'm not a necessary member of the scientific expedition team. People like me They can easily find other replacements to take on the role of protection.”

"It's not a particularly important discovery. There is no need for me to follow you, unless you find a large frozen robot under the Arctic ice that can transform into a tank."

"Oh, Ron." Leonard sighed and tried to persuade him. If Ron was with him on this trip, Sheldon might be able to restrain himself a little.

Of course, Sheldon expected this too, but his reason was more because he had spent enough time with Ron to get used to the protection of such a strong brother.

"Don't be like this, Sheldon," Ron shrugged: "Don't look at me like this. You have grown up. You don't want me to protect you like I did when you were a child, right? Unless you admit that you are still an unweaned child. .”

"I'm not! I can take care of myself without you!" Sheldon pouted angrily.

"Yes, that's it, let's make a deal then, I wish you a safe journey~" Ron patted Sheldon on the shoulder with satisfaction and walked out of the apartment.

"Don't tell mom, come on, big boy!"

For some reason, Sheldon looked at Ron's leaving figure and felt as if he had been tricked again.

In the room, Rajesh was still asking when to set off so that he could go home and pack his luggage. Sheldon came to his senses and said, "As a friendly reminder, since I am the captain of our expedition team, according to the regulations, you should first Say 'Report, Captain.' Never again."

Howard took advantage of Sheldon's turn and made a move to string the crossbow and kill Sheldon with one arrow.

Ron had already driven to the airport as if taking a walk, bringing nothing but his wallet and ID. He planned to take a quick trip and take a good rest.

On the way, he also used his mobile phone to check places suitable for single men to vacation. No matter how many times he searched, the search engine seemed to be bribed, and the answer was Thailand.

Thailand seems to work too? I have heard in my previous life that it is a paradise for men, but due to the lack of money, I have never seen the true face of paradise. Maybe I can have a good time during this holiday?

With this in mind, Ron called Andy to inform the special operations team of the holiday and asked him to give each person a generous bonus.

Even Carl had a share of the money, and the Christmas vacation officially began.

"Thailand, here I come!" Ron sighed and boarded the plane.

Going to Thailand for vacation was a spur-of-the-moment decision, but if you think about it carefully, this decision seems to be a very good one. Although Ron only knows two languages: Chinese and English, this is enough for traveling in Thailand.

Besides, if he really needed a guide, wouldn't there be one of his second senior brothers over there?

It is said that the private detective Tang Ren has become the best detective in Thailand's Chinatown.

Speaking of which, the life experience of this second senior brother was also very bumpy. He was once a quiet rural villager. Everyone in the village thought he was mentally ill.

Of course, the cause of mental illness may also be caused by the excessive stimulation of witnessing his father killing his brother.

The master saw that he was pitiful, so he adopted him and taught him his skills. After completing his studies, he returned to the village. I heard that he was married once, but the marriage was not very happy.

Not long after getting married, he came to Thailand alone to make a living. According to Ron's speculation, it was most likely because his wife was cheating on him. Anyway, from the first time Ron met this second senior brother, he felt that his head was inexplicably green.

It can't be that the system gave it the great prophecy skill when, right? That's nonsense.

Meanwhile, the Thai police department is already in chaos.

Of course it was not because of Ron's arrival. In fact, this trip was a private trip for his vacation, and he did not alert any official people.

The real culprit that caused chaos in the Chinatown Police Department was a murder case linked to the gold robbery case.

Officer Huang, who was in charge of closing the gold case, was giving instructions at the scene. Suddenly a subordinate reported: "Officer Huang, Kuntai is here."

As soon as he finished speaking, a middle-aged man with a big belly and a greasy hamburger and Coke in his hand walked into the crime scene.

"Thank you, Sir Huang, thank you for helping me protect the scene."

"Thank you!" Officer Huang dissatisfiedly slapped Kuntai's greasy hands aside after finishing the burger.

"This is my jurisdiction, so of course it's my case."

"I've been investigating the gold robbery case for three months, and it's almost as if everyone has been stolen. Now that the gold is gone, you say it's your case!"

Officer Huang pointed at Kuntai and shouted dissatisfied.

"Don't you understand the rules? Whose territory the case belongs to!" Kun Taihao shouted back not to be outdone, the food residue in his mouth sprayed out, and Officer Huang had a look on his face.

"If you say one more thing, believe it or not, I'll beat you up?!"

"Just beat me, come on, who is afraid of whom?"

…

At the airport in Thailand, a fair-looking Chinese boy was waiting anxiously with his suitcase. On the other side, a middle-aged man with a mean appearance was holding a dark mobile phone and comparing photos for a long time before finally confirming.

"Qin Feng?" The fair boy turned his head, and the man with you rushed over and hugged him: "Hahaha, welcome to Thailand, I am your cousin Tang Ren!"

"I'm sorry to keep you waiting. You know I'm a great detective. I'm very busy and have a lot of cases to handle~" As he said that, Tang Ren took Qin Feng's suitcase, but did not take him out of the airport. Just stay where you are, waiting for someone.

"I, I... why aren't we leaving? Here, here..." Tang Feng stammered and was cut off by Tang Ren midway through.

"You want to ask us why we are waiting here before we leave? Right? It turns out you are stuttering."

Qin Feng opened his mouth, and when he was about to say something, Tang Ren spoke quickly and said, "Don't worry, we will leave soon. I have a junior brother who is also coming to Thailand to play. Let's wait for her."

"Master, master...brother?"

"That's right, the junior brother he was talking about is just me." Before Qin Feng finished stuttering, on the other side, Ron and a beautiful lady came out of the exit and greeted them.

"Oh my god! You speak Chinese!" Qin Feng was shocked.

"What's weird about this? As an American, isn't it weird to be able to speak Chinese?" Ron shrugged and continued to speak in Chinese:

"Don't you also sing like this in your own songs? The whole world is speaking Chinese, and the words of Confucius are becoming more and more international..."

Ron became very interested and improvised.

What greeted him was Qin Feng's stunned expression.

It's not surprising that a foreigner can speak Chinese. What's strange is that this foreigner can also sing Chinese songs, and the jingles in the songs can be spoken more fluently than Qin Feng himself.

"I forgot to tell you, in addition to studying martial arts, my junior brother is also an artist. Many of the songs he wrote have been sung by famous singers,"

Tang Ren looked proud and stretched out his hand to the beautiful woman next to Ron: "Miss, what is your surname?"

"I'm Thai and I don't speak Chinese." The woman touched Tang Ren's hand politely, then quickly took it back like an electric shock, and continued in English: "You can do the same as Ron, call me Xiao Shui. .”

"Ron, I have something to do and I have to leave first!" Xiao Shui waved to Ron, turned around and left. After walking a long way, Tang Ren was still staring at Xiao Shui's butt lustfully.

Ron blocked her eyes unhappily: "Don't look at it! You don't have to think about women I haven't even managed yet."

"Oh my God, there are still women in this world that you can't handle? Who is this?" Tang Ren was shocked.

"Xiao Shui, my classmate from Harvard University, is now a famous fashion designer. She is an incredibly conservative woman who only has her senior in high school in her heart."

Ron curled his lips and hid part of the key content. In fact, he pursued Xiao Shui during college, but was rejected. This was the first time in her life that she was rejected by a woman.

Although Ron has always been surrounded by an endless stream of high-quality beauties, as a yellow man in his previous life, he still identifies more with yellow-skinned beauties.

It's just that the Chinese girls in the United States are too American, and they don't have the elegance of the yellow race at all. It wasn't until he went to college that Ron met the first girl he felt good about, but he didn't know that he was rejected after confessing to her.

what a pity.

However, miraculously, he miraculously sat next to Xiao Shui on the plane traveling to Thailand.

"Hahahaha, I can tell at a glance that you have suffered a loss from her. Don't worry, there are many girls like this in Thailand. Come to my place and have fun for a few days. I guarantee you won't even be able to remember your last name."

Tang Ren laughed heartily, but immediately restrained himself after being glared at by Ron.

"Well, I'm here for vacation anyway, how about you tell me about your arrangements during this time?" Ron crossed his arms and stared at Tang Ren carefully.

"Of course, of course, I have already arranged your schedule for this week!" Someone else took out a stack of photos from their arms and stuffed them into Ron and Qin Feng's arms.

"Chao Phraya River, floating market, transvestite show, tomorrow I will take you to Thailand, the most famous Grand Palace, how about it? Junior brother?"

Tang Ren had a triumphant expression on his face, just like a child waiting for praise.

"I want to see Siamese Siamese Siamese." Qin Feng weakly raised his hand to express his opinion.

"What?" Ron and Tang Ren all stared at the fair boy.

"Ellery Queen, something out of a detective novel."

"Tch, it's really boring. Your cousin is such a bummer." Ron waved his hand in boredom.

"I heard from your mother-in-law that you often like those messy things. The novels and movies I tell you are just to fool children like you! If you like detectives, will you accompany me to solve a disappearance case right away?"

"Really? Can I really work on the case with you?"

Tang Ren persuaded his eldest nephew in a persuasive way. If Ron didn't have a deep understanding of his character, he would definitely mistake him for a good uncle.

"Of course it's true! However, all actions must be under my command. Junior brother, do you want to come with me?"

Ron shook his head quickly: "It's better for you to do the detective work. I'm tired of my usual work. How about you go to investigate the case first, and I'll find a place to play by myself first?"

"Brother, where is the busiest bar in Thailand?"

"Whatever you say is yours and mine. When you come to Thailand, you are all my guests. I have already prepared a place for you to receive the wind and wash away the dust! Just wait until I bring my eldest nephew to go with me to investigate the case tomorrow. Junior Brother, you can play by yourself first How about it?"

Ron nodded indifferently.

But Ron would soon regret his rash decision.

Because he was dragged along by others and listened to the Chinese people crying and howling all night long in a KTV with terrible sound equipment!

During this period, there were various local girls wearing revealing clothes, groping him.

If Ron remembers correctly, according to local characteristics, this should be called a princess, but this princess is not a serious kind of princess.

Anyway, you can come here with money, and I can't even guarantee whether Ron is a woman or not.

Because the little boy Qin Feng who was entertained with him told him when he came back from the bathroom that he just met another "woman" who was accompanying him in the bathroom, and the things he took out were bigger than his!

"Calm down, calm down, this is Thailand, transvestites are normal." Ron could only comfort him like this, and at the same time comfort himself.

Hell, if I had known earlier, I might as well have followed Xiao Shui back to her house. Tang Ren, a big scumbag, turned out to be unreliable when we learned martial arts together. Unexpectedly, after so many years of not seeing each other, he became even more unreliable.

Ron clearly saw that he threw a pill into Qin Feng's wine when he was not paying attention. Even if he thought with his toes, he knew that there must be something in his glass of wine.

Tang Ren definitely didn't have any bad intentions, but Ron was still reluctant to thank him for this kind of hospitality. The main reason was that he thought it was too dirty. He kept the clean ones at home, so he didn't have to run out, in case he got another chance with such a wild thing. What should I do if I have a heart disease?

Just terrible.