Daily life of an American TV drama agent

Saul arranged the meeting with Jordan Belfort for the next week, because he had a more important thing to do during this week, which was Howard's wedding.

But the wedding was canceled because of a phone call.

"OMG! OMG! OMG!" Howard was scurrying around in front of Ron like an ant on a hot pot. Ron couldn't even concentrate on reading the business plan that Saul sent him: "They actually put my launch The sun has advanced, can you believe it? I’m going to space on a Russian rocket!”

Howard had been selected as a space engineer by NASA a long time ago and planned to go to space together. However, not long ago, the pressure test of the rocket he was going to ride on failed. Unexpectedly, in order to allow him to go to space as soon as possible, NASA actually I went to Russia and borrowed a rocket.

This made the young Jewish man, who was about to get married, very anxious.

"Calm down, Howard, calm down." Ron reluctantly put down the plan in his hand: "If you are worried about the wedding, I believe Bernadette will understand you and promise to wait until you come back from space to get married."

"No! That's not what I'm worried about. Okay, I admit it, I'm actually afraid of going to space. What I'm worried about is whether I can come back alive! That's a rocket made in the former Soviet era!"

Howard sat helplessly next to Ron, looking so weak and helpless: "Ron, is there any way you can save me from going to space?"

"Of course," Ron whipped out the revolver and slapped it on the table: "As long as you shoot yourself in the leg with this, I guarantee that NASA will not force you to go into space."

A gun finally made Howard shut up. Ron knew that Howard would never have the courage to shoot himself in the leg.

But before Ron could take out the plan from under Howard's butt and read two pages, Leonard and Sheldon walked in at the same time, sat next to Ron with unhappy expressions, and looked at him without saying a word. .

Sheldon, in particular, went out of his way to sit in his own seat on the sofa where Ron was, squeezing Ron to the side and staring at him pitifully, as if he had pulled him when he was one year old. His expression was exactly the same when he was in his pants.

And the most important thing is that Sheldon is much less cute now than he was when he was six years old.

"Okay, I know you are worried. Can you tell me what happened? Maybe there is something I can do." Ron could only put down the plan helplessly again.

Sheldon spoke first: "Ron, can I ask you a question about women?"

"Didn't we buy you a book called "Encyclopedia of Physiological Knowledge" last year? Isn't the content in it comprehensive enough?" Ron asked in surprise. Is Sheldon worried about women? Are you kidding me?

"No, it's Amy and I who have some relationship problems. By the way, I've been having nightmares since I read that book."

"Penny and I have been having a heated argument recently. Maybe this will make you feel better." Leonard patted Sheldon's arm comfortingly, but he stared back in disgust.

Ron rolled his eyes, okay, I'm an expert on relationships now.

"Come on, you three will answer your questions one by one. Let's start with the simplest one first. Leonard, I just heard Penny complaining about you." Leonard sat up straight when Ron called his name. .

"I think Penny is right. It's really scary to propose suddenly when you're having intense sex. Think about it, where should you hide the ring when you don't have any clothes?" Where? No matter where it is hidden, I believe no woman would be willing to put it on right away.

Moreover, Penny did not break up with you because of this. I think this is a big improvement compared to the last time. Maybe you can wait until next time and try it in a more formal occasion. "

"Okay, I'll give it a try next time." Leonard agreed nonchalantly. When Ron reminded him, he was actually a little happy. Ron shook his head. This man's level of dog-licking was simply hopeless.

"Next is you, Sheldon," Ron gestured to Sheldon to shut his mouth before Sheldon could speak: "I guess the reason why you feel uncomfortable must be because Amy has been trying her best to please you recently. You, makes you a little uncomfortable, even thinking about her occasionally when she’s not around you?”

"How do you know?! I haven't said anything yet." Sheldon yelled in surprise.

"Please, Sheldon, don't forget, I'm an agent. If I need someone to tell me everything, then I might as well go back to my hometown in Texas and sell tires with little George." Ron spread his hands.

"Actually, I also know that she asked you to work as a conductor on the train today, and you even blew the train whistle, right? This level of information will be sent to me every day without me asking."

Ron took out his cell phone and showed it to Sheldon. There was an unmarked number on it that had been sending messages to Ron, reporting on Sheldon's situation at all times, and even the general content of his date and chat with Amy.

I have to praise Ron's new accountant Chris again. How can this be buy one get one free? It was clearly a buy-one-get-three-free deal. Behind Chris, there was actually a genius hacker whose level was infinitely close to Peggy's and was recruited by Ron. Sheldon's phone had already been completely hacked by her.

Sheldon glared at Ron, but Ron shrugged indifferently: "Don't worry, this is just routine protective intelligence tracking. You know, your knowledge is the most important asset of this country."

Ron is indeed Sheldon's brother. With one sentence, Sheldon immediately turned from anger to joy.

Ron felt proud: Are you kidding me? Who am I to be a veterinarian if I can’t read your pulse?

"By the way, do you usually think of Amy before going to bed or in the shower?"

"No!" Sheldon said angrily: "Can you stop quoting sentences from the book on the Origin of All Evil?"

"Then when are you talking about?"

"For example, this morning, I was calculating the irregular motion of virtual particles under vacuum conditions. Suddenly, those virtual particles turned into Amy's dandruff... slowly pouring down from her head and falling on her head. On her pale, thin shoulders."

Sheldon sighed: "Oh, what kind of medicine did this witch have on me? Ron, what should I do?"

Of course Ron knows that this special emotion is called love. Sheldon, a person who has always regarded himself as absolutely rational, has finally blossomed. To put it simply, he is feeling spring~

"Of course if you let her go, it's like throwing a person who can't swim into the water. She will quickly adapt to the environment and learn to swim. After enough time, you will adapt to it and then return to normal and continue to do what you want to do. "

Ron said with a smirk, and he did not forget to add: In this way, Mary will probably hold her youngest son's child soon, right?