Daily life of an American TV drama agent

Williamsburg restaurant, window of Max's cake shop, Max and Caroline hold hands: "Please God, don't let us be murdered here, Amen~"

"I'm sorry, did I disturb your prayers? Is this your prayer? It's quite unique. How is business lately?" The window was pushed open, and Ron said hello handsomely.

"With the Chinese dim sum style cakes, we can all afford three-layer toilet paper now, so if you ask how business is, I think it's pretty good. I didn't expect you to come over at this time. What are you doing?" Are you going to help the zoo walk the orangutan?" Max pointed at Leonard who was following him with his usual venomous tongue.

However, her metaphor is quite vivid, because Leonard's sweater is so oxygenated that Leonard keeps scratching it even when he walks, just like a gorilla that just ran away from the zoo. .

"That's Leonard, we are going to return the DVD together." Ron pointed to the bicycle at the door: "Have you started delivery service now? Can you please send twenty to the physics department of Caltech tomorrow? Little cake, I have a feeling something good will happen tomorrow."

"Max, that's a great idea, we can use that bike that no one wants to start a delivery service! Why don't we ever deliver?"

"You're talking about yourself, right? I've done 'door-to-door delivery'." Max was referring to her and Ron's love junk house.

"Seriously, Max, delivery service is a big business! No one goes out now. Everyone is too lazy. Ron's idea is good." Caroline's eyes brightened as she spoke.

"That's true." Ron agreed. He had seen the booming takeout industry in his previous life. When the two giants fought, they almost monopolized the lunches of nearly 80% of the white-collar workers in the office.

Although the conditions in China and the United States are different, and the same thing is almost impossible to replicate, it does not mean that starting a food delivery service is a bad idea. In fact, Max has done this kind of thing occasionally, but it was always for large customers.

"Leonard, are you interested in helping me build a mobile app that can reasonably optimize food delivery routes based on orders?"

"Of course, but can we leave quickly now? I can't stand it anymore." Leonard urged while putting his hands into his clothes and scratching.

No wonder Leonard was so anxious. The wool used in that sweater was really hard to describe. Not to mention the thread quality was thick and hard, and it was a little prickly. It was itchy and painful to wear, as if being swarmed by hundreds of mosquitoes. It feels the same around the bite.

"OK, OK, no problem, goodbye, my beauties~" Ron kissed the two beauties one by one and waved goodbye, making Leonard envious.

But this envy is just a thought. He doesn't even think about Petunia. How can he think about other women?

However, poor Leonard could not fulfill his wish, and the DVD store closed unexpectedly.

So, until the next day, in the Caltech laboratory, Howard and Raj were still spreading gossip about Leonard going crazy.

"Ron, you're finally here. It's such a pity that you're not here this morning." When Ron came to the office, Raj was the first to greet him.

"Really? Did I miss something good?"

Raj's eyes were full of gossip: "The whole morning, Leonard was like a bear in the forest, rubbing his back against all the pillars you could see in the school, your two girlfriends A small cake has just been delivered, do you want one too?"

They have heard about the bet between Sheldon and Leonard. As long as Leonard wears the sweater until the DVD is returned, Sheldon promises that no matter what happens in the future, he will never cause trouble to the people around him.

Given Sheldon's reputation as a credit scorer, no one would doubt that Sheldon broke the contract, which would be a huge blessing to the rest of the quartet who suffered the consequences.

"Of course," Ron took the small cake: "Maybe hibernation has just ended, and Winnie the Pooh needs a place to stretch out. What do you think it tastes like?"

"Great!" Rajesh said excitedly: "I swear, this is the best cake I have ever eaten in my life, especially the base. It is not as soft as other cakes, but crispy. Yeah, it kind of feels like the outer shell of a puff, but it’s sweeter than that!”

Ron looked at the number of small cakes left in the cake box. In one morning, the group of four almost finished the twenty small cakes. It seemed that this thing was really popular.

"If you like it, I will ask the small cake shop to send more tomorrow. You can also give some to other offices. Of course, if they like it, don't forget to remind them that this small cake is sold in the city center not far away. of."

Ron helped advertise Max's store.

At this moment, the door of the laboratory was suddenly pushed open, and Leonard walked in angrily. He immediately locked eyes with Sheldon, who was standing in front of the whiteboard thinking about the problem.

"Sheldon! I spent the whole afternoon and finally found the owner of the DVD store. I am now happy to announce that he died peacefully in his sleep, that is, he drowned while drunk. My own swimming pool.”

Leonard photographed a certificate in front of Sheldon: "In short, there is no place to return this DVD, so the problem is successfully solved."

After Leonard finished speaking, he took off the red sweater he was wearing and threw it on the ground, revealing the red skin everywhere that was not sure whether it was pricked by the sweater or scratched by himself: "But, I want to make something special, although This sweater makes people uncomfortable, but I don’t use it as an excuse to go around bothering people around me.”

"If the shop owner dies, you can return it to the shop owner's relatives." Ron suddenly interrupted with a malicious expression.

"I told you, it's over!"

"This idea sounds good." Sheldon and Ron looked at each other for confirmation, and the two brothers sang together and took Leonard to the ditch again.

"OMG!"

Leonard cried in despair, but Ron thoughtfully picked up the sweater on the ground and handed it back to Leonard again: "I guess you dropped this, Leonard."

"FXXK." Leonard screamed desperately again.

"Or, you can also choose to admit defeat and end it all," Ron smiled mischievously: "Of course, if this happens, if anything happens that makes Sheldon crazy in the future, you have to allow him to continue to act like The giant baby suddenly caused trouble."

Leonard weighed the results of the two options, and could only put his sweater back on as if he was being tortured, sat down in front of the computer, and began to search for information about the shop owner's relatives.

"Come on, smile, Leonard." Ron hilariously took a photo of his aggrieved look.

Howard asked curiously: "Ron, why are you taking pictures?"

"Of course I will send the certificate to Princeton University and get back the tuition he paid in vain."

"WHY?" Rajesh sensitively realized that there must be something fishy in this.

Ron looked at Sheldon and shrugged his shoulders: "Please, Leonard, use your smart brain as the world's top physicist and think about it carefully. When will Sheldon's obsessive-compulsive disorder be able to face a picture?" How can you still be so calm about not returning the DVD on time?"

"Isn't it because of the bet he made with Leonard?" Rajesh asked.

Sheldon didn't even raise his head and continued to calculate his formula: "That's what I made you think."

"What?!" Leonard finally realized something was wrong, but he still couldn't figure out what was wrong.

Okay, these nerds~

Ron sighed: "Leonard, let me ask you, if the shop owner has no relatives, or his relatives are in war-sensitive areas such as Syria, Iraq, Afghanistan, etc., what are you going to do? Continue to sit wearing that funny sweater Do you want to return the DVD after the plane flies over?"

"I won't go to Syria or Iraq to return a DVD of "Super Mario Bros."!" When he mentioned this, Leonard went into a state of madness again, while scratching his skin that was uncomfortable with the sweater, While angrily rushing to Sheldon.

"Why don't you seem to care about this?! Don't you have an itch in your head? This was borrowed on your card and could ruin your credit history. Why doesn't this make you crazy?"

"Leonard, I have something to say to you." Sheldon finally put down his pen and turned around: "But I want you to promise not to jump around like I just did."

"What's up?"

Sheldon looked calm: "Three years ago, I found that the DVD was not returned on time, so I paid for it."

"What?!" The three people exclaimed together, except Ron, because he was the one who drove Sheldon to return it.

"I was going to tell you, but Ron told me that maybe one day, this matter can teach you a lesson."

"Fuck...*)￥*#@\u0026" Leonard was so angry that he threw his sweater on the ground again, rushed to the small refrigerator in the laboratory and took two ice packs and put them on himself, and finally breathed a sigh of relief:

"Sheldon, you are still not human! And you, Ron, I have never offended you, why do you want to play pranks on me with Sheldon?"

"Really? Do you need me to remind you?" Ron stood up and looked down at Leonard with a sinister sneer, which frightened Leonard so much that he couldn't help but take a step back: "Almost three years ago, I When we first moved here, one night, Sheldon thought he was sick and asked you to take a throat sample for him, and I happened to come back.

You lied to me and said that the cake I ate was made from Sheldon's urine container, which made me vomit all night, but in fact, it was a specialty that Penny just brought back from her hometown. Do you still remember? (See Chapter 84 for details)”

"I..." After Ron reminded him, memories suddenly came to Leonard's mind: "I thought you had forgotten."

"How is that possible? We, the Cooper family, have always been the most vengeful, and now we are even, hahaha~ The way you were scratching around in your sweater just now was so funny, I want to send one to Penny, haha ~”

Ron laughed and went out.

After he had left for a long time, Howard carefully looked at the door to make sure that Ron would not come back again, and then he muttered to Raj with lingering fear: "Oh my God, Ron is so terrible. Fortunately, I have never offended him." , Rajesh, have you ever offended Ron?"

"No?" Rajesh thought for a while and said proudly: "Even if there is, considering that I helped him propose last time, Ron will definitely not be willing to play a prank on me. It's too late for him to thank me~"

Fortunately, Ron had already left and didn't have time to hear Rajesh's stupid words, otherwise he would have repaid him on the spot.

God knows how much trouble Ron got into with that proposal.

Don't think that parents in European and American countries don't push for marriage. In fact, it's just a matter of different degrees. When it comes to forcing marriage, parents all over the world are the same. They tried their best to finally let their parents get married. Mary promised to find time within a year to get engaged first, and then wait until Collins graduated before discussing marriage.

There is still plenty of time for Ron to think of a solution.

At the gate of Caltech, Hobbs has been waiting here for a long time: "Ron, you are finally out."

"I can't help it. You always want me to watch the show that I've been waiting for for a long time." Ron and Hobbes hugged each other: "If I remember correctly, I just went to work for your CIA in Europe." Butt, the nuclear bomb has already been handed over, and the funds to purchase the nuclear bomb are my personal income, and I will never give it to you."

Ron stared at the muscle rod in front of him with vigilance.

"No, no, no, you misunderstood. I didn't intend to ask you for the money." Hobbes quickly waved his hand: "I came to you for another matter."

"New trouble?" Ron asked tentatively, and Hobbes nodded.

"I know that, but you should also know that the IRS and the CIA have no reporting relationship, so I don't have to listen to your orders."

"I know, but this is a special operation, and I want to hire you to participate in it on a personal basis."

Ron thought about his thinning wallet and agreed decisively: "This is okay, but the price is..."

"We are willing to pay 10 million!" Hobbes said quickly, fearing that Ron would change his mind later.

"Ding~"

Ron's eyes immediately turned into the shape of dollars, and Hobbes seemed to hear the crisp sound of the cash register.

"Okay, what's the trouble? Tell me about it?"

"This is mission information," Hobbs handed over the folder he had already held in his hand: "Not long ago, an unknown biological weapon that may forever change the fate of mankind was lost during the escort of MI6. All escort members were killed..."

"Stop, stop, stop!" Ron suddenly interrupted Hobbes: "What did you just say?"

"Not long ago..."

"Stop, not this sentence, the previous sentence." Ron interrupted Hobbes again.

Hobbes asked tentatively: "Are we willing to pay ten million?"

"Yes, that's it." Ron shook his head helplessly: "This job is too dangerous. It's impossible to do it for ten million, so you have to pay more~"