Daily life of an American TV drama agent

"Shut up! Sheldon, if you dare to desecrate God's holy relics again, I will spank you with the large cross at home!" Mary glared at Sheldon angrily: "This belongs to the real Bishop Fang Luoge. cross!"

Mary was stunned for a moment, then grabbed the cross as if she had found a treasure.

"Can this be considered a cross?" Sheldon whispered.

"Of course it is. Although I know you have always had a disdainful attitude towards theology, if you regard theology as a spiritual discipline that gives people psychological comfort, then theology can be regarded as a kind of science. Study it with Leonard's mother The fields are exactly the same.”

"Liberation theology happens to be the latest research result in the science of theology. Do you agree with what I say?"

Sheldon had a thoughtful expression on his face, and if it was about other things, he might be a bit rude, but once the topic came to science, Sheldon immediately became serious.

"What you said makes sense, let me think about it..."

At the same time, in the corridor of the apartment, Leonard was also giving his final explanation to his mother: "Mom, can you please stop acting like this in front of Sheldon's mother?"

"Although I know you have always had an Oedipus complex, are you in love with someone else's mother? I heard Sheldon say that his father is still alive, so you'd better be careful." Leonard's mother pushed up her glasses. , the reflection from the lens made Leonard tremble uncontrollably.

"Of course not!" Leonard explained helplessly: "She is just a very kind and pious lady, so please respect her beliefs."

"Leonard, I am an adult and know how to behave in front of all kinds of people."

"Thank you." Leonard inserted the key into the door lock and prepared to open the door.

"By the way, where is she from?"

"East Texas."

"YUCK~" Leonard's mother curled her lips in disgust.

In East Texas, referring to what Sheldon said in his autobiography, people here only have three things: God, football and beef. If you have to add one more, it is Lone Star beer.

This is one of the places with the largest number of fanatics in the entire United States.

"We are back~"

"Dr. Hofstadter, it's nice to meet you." Sheldon stepped forward to shake hands enthusiastically.

"Me too, I read your paper and it was really great."

"We just drove for more than an hour, and I never heard you say that you liked our paper?" Leonard was jealous.

Leonard's mother: "Of course I have thought about it, but as a mother, I have to make sure that my child's self-esteem is not based on the approval of others."

"That's great, you think I have any self-respect."

"Of course you have self-respect, otherwise why would you spend two hours patting your belly last night?" Ron gloated, then stretched out his hand to her: "Ron Lee Cooper, your son's best friend and Sheldon's brother , this is our mother, Mary.”

"Nice to meet you." Mary greeted warmly.

"Me too. Did the flight go smoothly?"

"Very good, just like..." Sheldon's eyes were already staring at Mary, and Mary temporarily changed her words: "I won't say who it is, but it is a person with great supernatural powers who is protecting us in heaven."

"Are you kidding me?" Leonard's mother raised her lips sarcastically.

Leonard looked at Ron for help. Ron made a gesture of "you owe me once" with his mouth, and immediately asked his mother: "Mom, I didn't even go shopping with you properly last time you came here. This time You must give me a chance this time, not only me, but even Aunt Lee Anne often talks about you, how about I take you out to visit Hollywood? I know many stars, and I also invested in a movie some time ago. "

"Is it that movie where several men dance naked?" Mary frowned unhappily, but still let Ron pull her out of the door: "God won't like movies like this, you should invest a little more in it." Movies about God.”

"Those movies don't make much money, and they have a lot of church funds invested. I'm not the only one. Do you want to eat first or visit Hollywood first?"

After pulling Mary downstairs, Ron finally breathed a sigh of relief.

"Ron, I can see that you don't want me to be in the same room as Leonard's mother. Do you feel like Sheldon that I have embarrassed you?"

"How is that possible? I'm not a member of the scientific community. I have never felt that there is anything shameful about not knowing science or being religious. You don't understand science at all. Didn't you raise a great scientist like Sheldon? "

Ron shrugged his shoulders: "I'm mainly worried about you blowing her head off with a Bible. Although as a good Christian, if someone slaps you on the right cheek, you should slap the other cheek, but as a good Texas People should shoot their heads off, isn’t this what you taught me, mom?”

"Don't worry, I will never be violent to her. Recently, since I participated in the 'Forgiveness of God' event organized by the church, my temper has gotten much better. Your grandma occasionally goes to this event with me."

"What activity is that? Is it like the previous choir activity?" Ron asked curiously.

"It's almost like writing your sins on a clay pot, and then the machine will throw the clay pot into the sky. At this time, you just need to shoot the pot with a 'bang', and your sins will follow the pot. Eliminated together.”

Mary preached to her son vividly.

Ron opened the car door for Mary: "Then I guess when you go back this time, you will definitely write yourself a new jar with the words 'want to kill Beverly' written on it."

"Who is Beverly?"

"Leonard's mother." Ron started the car. He planned to take his mother to eat at the famous steakhouse in West Hollywood. Although Los Angeles is the most prosperous place in California, there are many high-end restaurants, but the one that best suits the appetite of Texans ranks first. The first choice is always steak.

"Okay, then it looks like I need two jars."

"Two? What does the other one say?" Ron asked a little surprised.

"'I want to kill baby Sheldon with my own hands.' You know, even though I love that kid very much, there are always times when I want to kill him," Mary laughed at herself: "It's all my fault, Ron, obviously you are already like this Sheldon is a smart son, but I still pray to God to give me a son who is smarter than your stupid father. Sheldon is God’s punishment for my greed.”

Ron was stunned: "Didn't you always say that Sheldon is a unique gift given to us by God?"

"That was in front of Sheldon. To be honest, it would hurt him. Ron, where are you going to take me for lunch?"

"Alexander's Steakhouse has the best steak in Los Angeles. You must try it, Mom."