Daily life of an American TV drama agent

As soon as Sonya entered the door, she pushed Manny directly in front of Gloria and said angrily: "I'm paying you back, Manny. I have to send him back. I'm going crazy because of his big round eyes!"

"Compared with your bright eyes, my eyes are just lifeless balls of flesh." Manny stared at his aunt lovingly and said loving words.

Ron felt that this child was not simple.

"Okay, go get me a beer." Sonya pushed Manny aside angrily.

Pritchett quietly walked next to Ron and asked worriedly: "Is it also their custom in Colombia to fall in love with one's aunt?"

"Probably not, it's just that Manny is a bit perverted. If you need it, I can introduce you to a psychiatrist."

"Manny doesn't need it, but if you send me your contact information, I don't mind chatting with him," Pritchett said duplicitously, then raised his head and shouted to everyone: "Gloria , you two go over there and make a noise, others, we’re ready for dinner, come over here, kids.”

"Don't you need to worry about those two over there?" Ron pointed at the Gloria sisters. No matter how you looked at them, they looked like they were about to get into a fight.

Unexpectedly, Uncle Pritchett shook his head helplessly: "Let them go. My life experience tells me that a man should never get involved in women's quarrels."

Pritchett took the main seat, and the others sat in a circle around the dining table. He raised his glass: "Thank you very much for paying tribute to me on this great festival, but I am not the only father here. The three of you were born in Such a family is very happy, isn’t it?”

Pritchett's eyes fell on the three Dunphy children.

"Indeed."

"The best job in my life is to raise two extraordinary daughters and a good brother that a husband could not ask for more." Phil's voice already had a hint of crying.

Ron crooked Claire with his elbow: "Don't worry about your husband, I came without breakfast and I'm almost starving to death."

Everyone at the dinner table seemed to have their own thoughts, but Ron was the only one who was really thinking about starting the meal.

"immediately."

As soon as Claire comforted Ron, her youngest son Luke broke down and cried: "I'm sorry, Dad, we didn't go home directly, but stayed in New York for another five days. I also saw your favorite The magicians are in jelly, I wanted to tell you so much, but they wouldn’t let me.”

"Oh my gosh, your mom and I..."

"Very angry!" Before Phil could finish speaking, Claire quickly took over and glared at her husband: "You guys have been staying in New York, but you haven't told me anything..."

"Listen, I don't know what this mess is about, but I know this is my holiday, and I want you all to calm down." Pritchett finally couldn't sit still anymore and began to come out to smooth things over. Just after he finished speaking, he A cuckoo's call came from Joe's pocket.

"Do you have a mobile phone in your pocket? Is this my mobile phone?" Pritchett took out the mobile phone in surprise: "I have been looking for this mobile phone since yesterday. Why is it here with you?"

"I can steal things~" Joe declared proudly.

"Wait, Phil, you texted me?"

"Yes, Claire asked me to send you a photo of the wardrobe in the hotel when we stayed in New York. She thought the design of the wardrobe was very creative. How about it? Isn't it great?"

Pritchett looked at the photo, his expression becoming more and more shocked, but what shocked him was completely different from what Phil thought.

"Hou Li Crab! Is this your naked body?! Claire!"

Claire took the phone and it turned out that when Phil took a photo of the closet, he accidentally took a photo of her taking a shower.

"You are arguing... OK~ Forget it," Manny rushed over after hearing the sound, but accidentally glanced at the photo, quickly turned around and found his seat to sit down: "I already have some unclear thoughts about a relative today. "

"Okay, that's it for now." Claire hurriedly hid the phone behind her, but didn't want Heidi to see it: "Wait, the background of the photo is raining, but when we were in New York together It’s not raining, my God! You’re staying in Los Angeles and you’re not taking us with you!”

"Well, we lied too."

"Ahem," Pritchett, the real protagonist of this party, finally got angry: "Am I the only one who remembers that today is Father's Day? Do you know how bad your performance is today?"

"One of my sons has kleptomania, the other is in love with his own aunt, which is disgusting enough even by your standards, and I have a daughter who I was forced to look at like she was a newborn..."

However, before he could finish his words, he was interrupted again. This time it was the Mitchell family who came last. Xiaoka was walking in front, and Mitchell was chasing behind him and said: "Come on, Xiaoka." ,Kiss my little sissy~"

Mitchell's face was covered with the lipstick left to him by Xiaoka's grandma, making his whole face look like a cheap special industry worker. Pritchett felt sick for a while. At this moment, Ron Don’t forget to add:

"You forget that you have a son who likes to dress up as a cheap, skilled woman, Uncle Pritchett."

"Gift crab!" Pritchett glanced at his unsatisfactory youngest son, and compared it with Ron sitting next to him, and couldn't help but cursed in his heart.

The Pritchett family has always had a strong personality. Ever since his sister Mary married that Silly George who could only ride a motorcycle, and he himself became the most successful furniture merchant, he has always regarded himself as a winner and often went to Silly George's. Make phone calls at home to show off your new car, new house and the like.

But this situation began to change after the birth of the children of both parties.

Silly George's eldest son still looks silly like himself, but the second son has been very unusual since he was a child, and his behavior is so mature that he hardly looks like a child.

Fortunately, his daughter was not too bad. Occasionally, he could show off a few words to Silly George on the phone, but after Silly George's second set of twins were born, he could no longer laugh.

Silly George's third son turns out to be a genius too!

A generous gift crab! Why can that idiot have two genius sons, while he only has an average daughter and a son whose athletic abilities are so low that he doubts he is his own son?

What's even more ridiculous is that one day, this son actually told him that he came out as gay!

Today, this son has developed from a gay man who looked a bit like a man to a coquettish XX wearing heavy makeup.

Well, even though all this had nothing to do with Ron, now Ron felt like he couldn't do it without saying something. He hurriedly finished the sausages on the plate and stood up while feeling his half-full belly.

"Uncle Pritchett, I think there must be some special reason why Mitchell is dressed like this, right?" Ron winked at Mitchell crazily.

Mitchell quickly wiped off the lipstick on his face with his sleeve, but it turned out that it was better not to wipe it off. As soon as he wiped it, his whole face became more attractive and unsightly. Seeing this ugly face, even Pritchett was angry. I couldn't help but laugh.

"Hahaha..." The room was suddenly filled with joyful laughter.

"As for the others, even if Claire goes to New York for vacation and still has the wardrobe business in her mind, she has made your company very good. As for my godson Alsace, he did a great job, little one." Ron rubbed his godson head:

"When I was his age, I didn't have such nimble hands and feet. I would be caught stealing money from Mary's wallet. Maybe he will become a more powerful agent than me in the future?"

Pritchett's expression softened, and Ron raised his glass while the iron was hot: "Happy holidays to all fathers and godfathers!"

"Cheers~"

The atmosphere finally returned to harmony.

"Ron! Can you please not bring your big dog into our apartment?! I hate these unpredictable furry things!"

In the apartment, Sheldon roared loudly next to Ron, while he stood on the table and looked at the horses and dogs surrounding Ron in fear.

"Please, this is a real military dog. All your instructions will be carried out here. How unpredictable is it?" Ron rubbed the dog's head nonchalantly and said carelessly: "But you are better now than when you were a child. I remember When you were a child, you would be so frightened when you saw a big dog that you couldn't even make a sound. At least, you can still yell a few words now."

"It's just a human instinctive stress response. In ancient times, people relied on this stress response to prevent themselves from making too much noise to disturb large beasts when they were frightened. This allowed the continuation of the human race. Come down!"

"Really? But you said this stress response shouldn't include peeing your pants?" Ron plucked his ears and pointed towards the corner of the apartment: "That's where the grain pile is."

The horse dog obediently ran to the corner and lay down by himself. Only then did Sheldon get down from the table with lingering fear: "What language did you just speak?"

"Dutch." Ron said with a smirk on his lips.

This dog was the military dog ​​that Reese gave him to raise when he was looking for Finch. According to the habits of the military dog ​​breeding center, it was trained using Dutch commands. This way, it can have an unexpected effect when encountering an unsuspecting enemy. .

But how could it be Ron's style to raise dogs for others for nothing? In order to give Reese and Finch a small "surprise", he specially replaced the original instructions with another "Dutch". I believe he will wait for Reese for a while. When you take the dog back, his expression must be very wonderful.

"How is that possible? What word did you just say? I remember that no word related to action in Dutch has the pronunciation you do!" Sheldon questioned.

"I speak a local Dutch dialect. Is it strange that you don't understand it? Can you still master all dialects?"

"That's right..." Sheldon just agreed, but suddenly realized something was wrong: "Wait a minute! The Netherlands is only such a big place, less than four times the size of Los Angeles. Where did the dialect come from!"

The Los Angeles Sheldon mentioned here does not refer to the city of Los Angeles, but to Los Angeles County, which has a total area of ​​12,000 square kilometers. The Netherlands has a land area of ​​41,000 square kilometers, which is indeed less than four Los Angeles.

"Who said that because the country is so small, dialects can't exist? We all live in the same building, so you can't understand Mrs. Poloneva's dialect on the third floor?"

"That's because Mrs. Poloneva is an immigrant from Eastern Europe. The Polish she speaks is not a dialect of English. I swear, I will definitely initiate a vote to the residents' committee to ban large dogs in the apartment. I will never Live in the same building as this guy.”

"Don't think I don't know. The so-called residents' committee of this apartment is you. I'm not a fool like Penny~" Ron glanced at Sheldon contemptuously: "Don't worry, I won't keep a dog in the apartment. Yes, someone will come and take it away after a while, it’s someone else’s dog.”

"Okay, I will allow it to stay here until five o'clock at most. If no one has picked it up yet, you must take it away."

"No problem," Ron agreed. The time he made an appointment with Rise was at four o'clock. Rise was a person who had a very good sense of time and would never be late. "By the way, the robot I gave you some time ago. How is the research going? Is there any progress? Give me some good news to make me happy."

Sheldon shook his head: "The biggest progress now is still in the battery. Combining the technology you gave us before and the robot's own power supply, we have made a new battery. As long as it is as big as a mobile phone, it can A car that can run five kilometers, I think, is all the fault of this big dog. Ever since you kept it in the laboratory, I have been having strange dreams."

"Strange dream? What dream is that?" Ron asked with interest.

"Dan and I came to Los Angeles to live together without Leonard. Then Dan fell in love with Penny. You also asked me to make an electromagnetic weapon to deal with robots. I made you a gun that uses an electromagnetic harpoon as a weapon. , this dream is really too real.”

Sheldon said as he recalled the situation in his dream, while Ron, who was sitting opposite him, had his mouth wide open in surprise.

Isn’t this too awesome? Can Sheldon even perceive things in different time and space? !

Although I don’t know what the principle is, there is a high probability that what happened in another flat space-time was transmitted to Sheldon through some method unknown to Ron, using dreams as a link.

"Well, this dream is indeed very interesting. If you have such an interesting dream next time, remember to tell me. I am willing to listen. Maybe you don't know, but I have been reading psychological research on dreams recently."

With that said, Ron stood up and planned to go to the refrigerator to get something to drink, but Sheldon suddenly spoke again: "Other dreams? It really happened. I also dreamed that you took me to an island that occupied an entire island. I went to the zoo, and there were actually dinosaurs in that zoo! It would be great if there really was such a zoo."

Ron's hand when opening the refrigerator couldn't help but trembled: "Wait a minute, Sheldon, let me ask you a question, have you ever seen movies like "Jurassic Park" or "Jurassic World"?"