Daily life of an American TV drama agent

"Hahaha, baby Ron, are you okay? I heard that you were sucked by a British vampire? How pitiful~hahaha~"

On the phone, Hobbes's noisy ridicule kept ringing like a broken engine. Ron rubbed his ears that were so painful: "Okay, I admit that I suffered a little loss there. , but at least I also made a small amount of money, but you...hehe~"

"What's wrong with me?" Hobbes asked curiously.

Ron smiled evilly: "Don't forget, you and the Secret Service are both under the jurisdiction of the Ministry of Justice. Do you want to guess how much the Secret Service's budget will be cut by the end of the year after such a big incident in the UK? "

"This...FXXK!" Hobbs was struck by lightning and was stunned on the spot. He didn't even notice that the phone slipped from his face. Ron had no time to continue chatting with him and had already hung up the phone.

"Have you all heard that? Even that stupid guy from the FBI actually laughed at me because of the British operation. Our IRS Los Angeles Special Operations Team has now become a joke in the American agent circle, so we must do something to let those Damn the Brits pay the price so we can wash away the shame on us!”

Ron supported his body with both hands and shouted angrily. The table in front of him was filled with members of the special operations team.

"Just tell us, BOSS, we will do whatever you want us to do."

"I plan to raid their intelligence agency winery in the United States. First of all, the first step is of course taxation. Chris, are there any tax issues with the United States winery?"

Although the United States Distillery is a branch of the British intelligence agency in the United States, it has actually made a fortune from the winery business. The money earned can not only maintain the operation of its own intelligence agency, but can even be fed back to the British mainland.

If this organization is wiped out by Ron, even Mycroft will probably be in pain for a long time.

"If you look at it purely from the perspective of tax rules, there is no problem with this company's taxation." Chris, who looked like Batman, replied seriously, but his answer made Ron's eyes light up.

Because Ron noticed Chris' wording: "From a purely rule perspective, there is no problem. Does that mean there are problems in other aspects?"

"Yes," Chris nodded: "Their cost expenses are very problematic. They are a bit too high. For example, in terms of fixed asset expenses, they bought a lot of vehicles, high-end luxury goods, art, etc."

Hank frowned and said: "I remember that the law does not seem to prohibit this. This is a reasonable and legal tax avoidance method, and almost all companies are using it."

A problem that even a layman, Hank, could see, Ron didn't believe that Chris didn't understand, so he turned his attention back to Chris, and Chris did not disappoint him.

"Of course, yes, the law does not prohibit this, but when these companies that provide him with vehicles, luxury goods and other fixed assets have the same actual controller, we have reason to suspect that he is maliciously increasing fixed assets. Asset investment to achieve the purpose of tax avoidance.”

Chris projected the form on the big screen. On the form, all the companies that had business dealings with the United States Rescue Field, after several rounds of capital transfer, would eventually be mentioned to the same company.

Ron couldn't help but smile: "Yes, this is what I want. This kind of behavior is already a serious tax fraud! Not only can we make them hand over the unpaid taxes, but we can also fine them. Chris, you are responsible for this matter, punish me! Punish me severely!"

After solving the problem of retaliation against the British, Ron finally returned to the Caltech campus. Although it had only been five days, so many things had happened that it felt like the past month. Compared with the comfort of the campus, it was simply It's the difference between heaven and hell.

It was lunch time when it was his turn, so he didn't go to the laboratory and found Sheldon and the others directly in the restaurant.

"Hi! My little geniuses, has anything interesting happened in the scientific world while I was away? Especially the kind that I can use." Ron greeted them and sat down next to them with a dinner plate. .

Howard happily squeezed aside and made room: "Welcome back, Ron. The Jet Propulsion Laboratory is working on a mechanical arm that can catch asteroids before they hit the earth. I don't know if this will be useful to you." Useless."

"Let me think about it, do you mean that a group of scientists who can't even catch a football are going to develop a robot hand that can catch bigger enemies? If this is the United States' plan to save the world, I think we might as well just do it all It’s better to wait to die.”

"If I am going to die, why should I eat so many healthy vegetables?" Raj raised his head innocently, feeling that the vegetables in his mouth had lost their meaning.

"Please, it's not Night Devil Day tomorrow. Besides, even if the world is about to end, I think pretty girls would rather have fun with a man with abs and die in peace, right?"

Ron high-fived the four people in turn, but stopped when he got to Sheldon, because Sheldon kept his head down and didn't seem to notice Ron's arrival.

"Hi! Hilton!" Ron raised his voice, startling Sheldon.

"Ron? When did you come back?"

"Last night, it was only for the convenience of you and Amy to create a human being, and also for the convenience of my own creation, so I didn't go back to the apartment. You were too quiet today. What's wrong? Is your cohabitation life with Amy not going well? Do you need me? Can I introduce something to you? Howard and Raj have both used it and agreed."

Ron showed a smile that every man knew, and the two people mentioned nodded obscenely.

"I don't need that little blue pill, I'm just a little worried about Amy," Sheldon said while picking at the salad on the plate with his fork: "She's been acting a little weird lately."

"I'm a little curious, what would be considered weird to you?" Howard interjected, and everyone burst into laughter.

Sheldon and Amy can be said to be the weirdest couple among friends at the moment. Now one of them actually says that the other one looks weird. Is there anything funnier than this?

Sheldon frowned unhappily: "I always feel that she is hiding something from me."

Leonard patted him on the shoulder and said with relief: "If I didn't worry about it, she might just have some troubles at work and didn't tell you."

Leonard was right, Amy didn't look like a woman who would cheat, and the color of the hat on Sheldon's head was very safe.

"Whatever it is, now I can't eat, I can't sleep, not to mention my usual bowel movements are disrupted."

Sheldon continued to vent his dissatisfaction: "Why did he hide something from me? I even shared my body with that woman, as well as the password to the paid video website, and he even caused the love sucks to appear on my recommendation list. piece."

Ron was disgusted by what Sheldon said and simply threw away his fork: "Listen, Sheldon, first of all, I told you a long time ago not to talk about any topics related to excretion at the dinner table. Secondly, , Regarding your question just now, I can tell you that she just doesn’t want you to know that in fact, his apartment has been repaired. "

Although Ron wanted to mock Sheldon ten thousand times every day, he couldn't help but read all the information about his brother, so he knew about the completion of Amy's apartment a long time ago.

"Why is this like this? I don't understand." Sheldon asked confused.

"Of course it's because she likes living with you, idiot!" Ron was simply defeated by Sheldon's low emotional intelligence.

"So she cheated on me so she could stay with me longer?"

"Yes." Ron nodded: "So what do you think?"

"Happy and sad at the same time, just like when someone said I looked like C-3PO from Star Wars."

"Oh my God, I finally know who you look like!" Raj shouted excitedly.

C-3PO is the golden robot in Star Wars. His neurotic appearance is exactly the same as Sheldon.

"Sheldon, it's not a big deal," Leonard continued, trying to comfort his good brother: "It's just a little white lie, everyone does it."

"I can't tolerate deception in my relationship. I have no choice but to confront him." Sheldon stood up and prepared to leave. Amy was at Caltech recently due to a research project.

Howard quickly stopped him: "Don't do this. I tell you from the experience of a married person, this can be a trump card in your hand. Keep it away for now, and wait for the day when you do something wrong. Then you can throw it in her face.”

"Hey, why are you teaching him this?" Leonard said dissatisfied: "This advice is really bad."

"That's not necessarily true. I support Howard's view," Ron said, showing a smirk: "Leonard, don't you want to catch Penny?"

"Of course not." Leonard said calmly.

"Really?" Ron and Howard looked at each other and smiled playfully: "Then let's say I have some handle on him now, hey, man, I really do. You know what my job is, you Are you sure you don’t want me to tell you?”

"Uh...uh...don't want to."

"Hahahaha, I know you must be thinking in your heart," Ron finished laughing and said simply: "Don't worry, it's not a big deal. He is just collecting your collection quietly, a little at a time, and you Never had a bad night’s sleep.”

"What?!" Leonard was shocked. He really didn't notice it. In other words, even if Ron didn't mention it, he didn't notice it at all.

"Actually, Howard and I have found out for several weeks. It was she who discovered that your Darth Vader figure was missing at first, but we have been waiting for the moment that will shock you the most, such as now. You should really take a closer look. Your expression now is so funny, so do you still want to stick to your point of view?"

"No, I'm going to confront those two women with Sheldon!" Leonard's otaku fire was finally ignited.

For every otaku, their figurines, comics, and everything related to these are sacred, no less important than the cross in the hands of the Pope. They have risen to the level of faith, so this will be a A battle of faith.

"Brothers, do you want to come with me to have fun? Watch the confrontation between the two couples. Snacks will be provided in the front row~" Ron continued to watch the fun and said without thinking it was a big deal.

"Of course!" The eyes of the other two otakus also ignited with the fire of gossip.

Just as Ron was gossiping about Sheldon and Leonard's love life, Chris also started taking action.

Except for Andy, all the members of the Special Operations Team were brought out by Chris, even the senior citizens from the Los Angeles Retirement Club, and together they surrounded the United States Winery.

"Who are you?! What do you want to do? Get out of here right now, or I'll be rude to you!" A man wearing a cowboy felt hat came out and waved his whip at Chris in protest. If Ron was there, If you were here, you would be able to recognize him immediately. This was the Tequila agent who had met him once before.

"IRS agents, on behalf of the federal government, are here to investigate your tax situation. I suspect that you have committed serious tax fraud." Chris looked indifferent and handed him a document: "This is our search warrant."

"IRS? Are you Ron's people?" Tequila felt something was wrong, and blocked the door of the winery with her body: "It's just a document, how do I know whether it's true or false? Before we verify it, you can't Go in, otherwise all your actions will be regarded as an infringement of legal private property, and we will definitely shoot you."

Behind him, other winery specialties have already touched their weapons in unison.

If it's just a tax investigation, they are not afraid, but Ron's special operations team is different. This is a top-notch secret service agency in the world. Put these people in, and if nothing happens, they will definitely insert themselves into the huge underground winery. Intelligence agency facilities, everything will look ugly by then.

Although they are tacitly approved by the U.S. government to a certain extent, they are still shady. Ron's insidious character will definitely spread their propaganda to the entire Internet. At that time, this organization will be completely abolished.

The intelligence agency of the winery has been established in the United States since World War II and has been maintained to this day. The construction cost of public underground facilities is an astronomical figure. However, this is still secondary.

More importantly, like all intelligence agencies, there are also some shady things in the winery. For example, some people who are not convenient for the Americans to take action on are captured and interrogated by the British on their behalf. They are still locked up in underground prisons. Once they are arrested, After being exposed, even if Britain and the United States are allies, the United States must publicly express its national position.