Daily synopsis: My superpowers are updated every season

"I can no longer look directly at the heartwarming scenes of playing with big dogs in those foreign movies..."

Hu Yifei muttered absentmindedly.

Ruolan is better. After all, she and He Chen are more playful, like role-playing and so on. And because He Chen is invincible in the world, she can't help but relate to it.

But it's not much better.

This is as unacceptable as sometimes calling daddy and then daddy suddenly showing up.

It’s so explosive!

"What's that look in your eyes?" Hu Yifei was lost in thought when she suddenly noticed He Chen's playful smile. She suddenly stared in her heart and screamed.

"You are not allowed to associate with me!!!"

As soon as these words came out, Ruolan looked over with dangerous eyes.

Whatever the association, she wasn't happy!

"What are you thinking about?" He Chen stopped provoking Hu Yifei, who was on the verge of going crazy, and had to sigh that she was indeed a woman with extremely high martial arts skills who could dodge bullets. Her acumen was extraordinary.

He was indeed thinking about her just now.

But it's not quite her!

But one of her foreign prototypes, the heroine Robin in the American TV series How I Met Your Mother, is also a strong woman who likes all kinds of violent sports. Robin plays American Iaijutsu and plays with big guns. It’s Kaka Cow!

But what made him think of her at this time was that she had five big dogs!

Every big dog is a gift from an ex-boyfriend.

So much so that many of her boyfriends couldn't stand it.

Even her true love, the male protagonist of the series, Ted, the romantic little prince, later learned about this and could no longer look directly at these five big dogs who would come in and get on the bed to watch them make out while they were making out.

From his perspective, these five big dogs all turned into humans, and each of them turned into Robin's ex-boyfriends, and then mocked Ted about what they had done, can you do that?

Then the romantic little prince couldn't stand it, and the American life he loved to see was too much, and he just turned away.

When He Chen saw it in his previous life, he didn't think it was too outrageous.

Because that episode mainly talks about the problems left by the boyfriend and girlfriend's respective exes.

The male protagonist Ted also has many things given to him by his ex-girlfriend, which he is reluctant to throw away.

There was even a piece of boyfriend's clothes that the current girlfriend liked to wear when she came to spend the night. It also belonged to the ex-girlfriend, so the two disliked each other and attacked each other.

In the end, Robin gave away all five big dogs.

At that time, He Chen still felt very loving after watching it.

But now that he has seen the diversity of human beings, especially after he taught himself medicine at the peak of Zhuge Zhizhi in order to train the great doctor Ruan Liuzheng, and thus paid attention to 120 police records and many medical emergency situations, he no longer I can't watch this plot straight.

Still the same sentence!

The American TV series is Dream of Red Mansions!

The truth is hidden and the lies are kept!

Even Ted, the romantic little prince, can't stand true love. Is it really just his imagination that the five dogs given by Robin's ex-boyfriends, which may represent unresolved feelings, have transformed into girlfriends and ex-boyfriends?

Might as well be a little more bold!

Maybe that's the truth!

You must know that the world of American TV series is full of bombardments, and it is also an environment where there are endless combinations within the circle of friends and unlimited combinations outside the circle of friends.

Ted didn't even care that his true love Robin was getting together with his best buddy Barney. Would he care about the five dogs given by his ex-boyfriends?

Therefore, he is not good at wandering, and his wingman friend Barney Stinson, who is known as the wandering city, constantly recommends various kinds of wild life to him, and pulls him to experience it. He is well-informed and knows what he cares about and why. Do you have to insist that dogs can break up in true love?

You must know that foreign countries have special legal provisions to severely crack down on it, which shows how common it is.

He Chen traveled through time and gained a new understanding after being well-informed, and felt that the logic was more self-consistent.

More consistent with the hidden truth...

And even American dramas only dare to use the dreamy shooting method of Red Mansions where the truth is concealed and lies are hidden, so Hu Yifei adopted a large part of Robin's character. Now that this matter is mentioned, how can she not let He Chen turn his back on her? View.

"I hate keeping pets! I will never keep a pet!" Hu Yifei was still not satisfied and emphasized her attitude in a sharp voice.

"I believe it, I believe it!" He Chen saw that Hu Yifei was attracted to him, and he didn't want to offend her, so he nodded seriously.

Then change the subject.

"Sister Yifei, school is about to start. You teachers, do you want to have a meeting in advance?"

"Need! It's because I have a meeting today, so I came here with Ruolan, yes! It's a meeting! I'm almost late!" Hu Yifei quickly grabbed the step and ran away.

Today's topic is too twisted and irritating, even a man like her can't stand it, so she quickly gets out of the way and adjusts her outlook that is almost shattered by the impact.

"Don't mention the dog to me anymore!" Ruolan looked at the master who was running away in panic, and finally couldn't help but complain to He Chen. When He Chen smiled and said nothing, she rushed over directly, hooked his hands around He Chen's neck, like She hung on He Chen like a koala, insisting that He Chen agree to her.

After making a fuss, he entered the bedroom.

When Ruolan passed the door, the police saw the Black Cat Sergeant looking at them. He quickly got off He Chen, glared at the Black Cat Sergeant who was not masturbating to her, then closed the door and locked it from the inside.

There is a difference between men and women!

Pets and people are no exception!

He Chen is so right!

Sheriff Black Cat jumped on the sofa, lay down lazily, and assumed the same posture as He Chen fell asleep, and fell asleep in the blink of an eye.

As a kitten, it sleeps for a very long time, up to 16 hours or even 20 hours.

That is, He Chen needs to train it, otherwise it will sleep for 20 hours.

Even if He Chen trains it, it insists on sleeping for 16 hours and only gives He Chen 8 hours a day, which makes He Chen seriously doubt whether it has some kind of eight-hour work system plug-in.

He Chen does not torment it, it likes it!

For it, which sleeps normally, the tortoise breathing skill is simply tailor-made for it!

He Chen practices twice a day.

It has to practice dozens of times!

As long as it doesn't die from practicing, practice it to death!

He Chen also knew this situation and was very emotional at the time.

Because he thought of the famous white mouse experiment.

Using electric shock to stimulate the excitement area of ​​the white mouse is also a reward system, and then giving it the button, it can keep pressing it until it dies of excitement.

It's the way Jia Rui died in Dream of Red Mansions.

If He Chen hadn't urged Black Cat Sheriff to do exercise and training every day, he would have taken the Turtle Breathing Technique as a reward and practiced it until he either ascended to heaven or died.

He Chen thought that this might allow him to explore the positive refining method of Fengyue Baojian.

With the cat language reward, as well as the benefits of experimenting with internal qi and true qi and exploring Fengyue Baojian, He Chen has not been so disgusted with this fifth superpower recently.

As for the fact that Ruolan didn't stay overnight, He Chen thought it was okay.

He didn't stay overnight with Ruolan, but it didn't mean that Ruolan couldn't play with him here during the day.

Inequality or something, she was instinctive.

He Chen didn't spoil the fun either. He just told them about the heavy-tasting Cthulhu plot, and he always had to use himself to calm her down, let her forget those terrible scenes, and rekindle the beautiful and peaceful state of mind---·

Okay!

Peaceful is not good!

Because once you are peaceful, you will think of Cthulhu in Cthulhu.

Compared to that, the plots in American TV series and the 120 special records are just child's play.