Daming: I just passed the imperial examination, and you told me this is Zongwu

"Zhou Xian, what do you think of your policy essay?"

Emperor Zhengde looked at the man in front of him and carefully sized him up and down.

He fainted during the palace examination and wanted to offend all the noble families in the world by writing a policy essay.

Such a person must be either a madman or a genius!

"In reply to the emperor, my policy proposal cannot be said to be unprecedented, but it should be unprecedented.

It can be said to be one in a million, even if it is not earth-shattering."

"You are not humble at all!"

"I learned to read at the age of three, to recite poems at the age of five, and became famous in the capital at the age of seven. I have great talent and am a young man of great talent. There is no need to be modest!"

"How dare you say that! Collecting business taxes, I wonder how many heads you have left to chop off?"

Eunuch Cao mocked from the side. He hated these literati the most. They would always report him, saying that eunuchs were causing chaos in politics.

Are there such people in my family?

"I have only one head, but no one in the world can chop it off except Your Majesty.

If Your Majesty wants me to die, I must die.

If Your Majesty wants me to live, I must live well."

"Good, good, under heaven, no one can kill me except me, good, if the ruler wants his subjects to die, they must die!"

Emperor Zhengde applauded and laughed heartily.

"Zhou Xian, get up!"

"I'd better continue lying down!"

"Um?"

"Your Majesty, I have backaches and leg cramps, so I'd better lie down!"

Zhou Xian cursed the system inwardly. If it had come earlier, he would have stupidly done horse stance and practiced martial arts?

Young people, you have to know how to take shortcuts.

With a system and cheats, isn't it great?

"Haha, you have my style. As the ancients said, food and sex are human nature!"

Emperor Zhengde gave him an expression that all men understand.

"However, you need to make up for it more. A man should not be without it.

Like me, I have sex more than ten times a night, and I am still full of energy every night."

How dare you, Zhou Xian was speechless.

The biggest label of the Zhengde Emperor was that he loved martial arts and lust!

It is said that he even built a leopard room, which not only raised tigers and leopards, but also people.

There were dragons and tigers, and beautiful women everywhere, as much as you could imagine.

Anyway, the happiness of the emperor was something that ordinary people could not experience.

It is said that he died in the leopard room in the 14th year of Zhengde. Those who understand will understand! Of course, that is history. Now this is a messed up martial arts world, and this history is not credible.

"I will definitely make up for it when I go back, practice martial arts, and learn from Your Majesty."

Zhou Xian did not explain too much. It is always right to flatter you.

As long as the emperor is happy, everything is fine.

"Well, not bad!"Emperor Zhengde now likes Zhou Xian more and more.

"I ask you, how are you going to collect this commercial tax?"

What? How am I going to collect it? Shouldn't it be you who collects it?

From the looks of it, you are tempted. Oh, I was careless.

If I had known that this was a martial arts world, why would I collect commercial taxes? I should just practice martial arts, grow up slowly, be the best in the world, have girls on my left and right, and be free and easy. Isn't it great?

Besides, there are so many beauties in the martial arts world, I want them to have a warm home. I heard that there is Yihua Palace in the Ming Dynasty, and Yaoyue Lianxing is pretty good.

It seems that there is also a Song Dynasty. Fairy Sister Wang Yuyan can also be considered, and Ah Zhu As for A-Bi, it depends on fate.

Shao Siming of the Yin-Yang School of the Qin Dynasty, Yan Lingji of Bai Yue, and Xiao Meng of Dao Zong, are all great talents. How can you bear to let them live out their lives alone?

In addition, there is Shi Feixuan, the saintess of Cihang Jingzhai of the Sui Dynasty, the witch Wanwan,

Li Xiulin, the heroine of the Li family, and Song Yuzhi, the apple of the eye of the Song family...

Zhou Xian couldn't help but sigh. There were too many beauties in the world and he wanted them all. Although he was a little too philanthropic, who made them so beautiful?

Red-faced skeletons are the most destructive to people's will.

If I don't go to hell, who will?

"Well, I just think this can enrich the country, but how to collect it specifically? I really have no idea."

Zhou Xian told the truth and hoped that the emperor would let him go.

"Oh, really?"

"Absolutely true!"

"In this case, I can't make things difficult for you, but I like you a little bit!"

"It is my honor to be favored by Your Majesty!"

"That's good. Since you can't collect business taxes, you might as well stay by my side, Cao Zhengchun."

"Your Majesty, I am here!" Eunuch Cao responded.

"Find a master with better skills, castrate him and send him to your East Factory to be raised for a few months, and then bring him into the palace. After all, he is a Jinshi, so he can be directly appointed as the deputy governor, a third-rank official, so it is not considered that I am treating him unfairly."

"Your Majesty, this is a very good move. Come here!" Lord Cao was very happy.

""Slowly, slowly, Your Majesty, I suddenly know how to collect business taxes, but I don't know if you have the determination?" Zhou Xian was speechless. Although the emperor seemed to be joking, do you dare to open a joke with him?

For the happiness of the rest of his life, he fought hard.

"Oh, what a determination?"

"The determination to unify the nine provinces for eternity!"

"What?"

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