Dangerous girls put me in danger

If he hadn't suddenly joined the organization and become my partner, I might not have interacted with him at all.

No matter how you look at it, he is the complete opposite of me. From gender and species to personality and way of thinking, there is no similarity at all.

However, maybe it is precisely because of this that it is easy to get along with him?:

It was the same on the way here just now. It was quite interesting to talk to him. Factory workers' little 5

In the past, no one complained about my stupidity, and my little hook looked like a piece of wood. It was really meaningless to say that. And Jun Cheng’s words are very interesting, precisely because we are completely opposite,

So they can complement each other.

However, he doesn't seem to be free now.

However, anyway, there will be opportunities to talk in the future, such as when I am on a mission, during class 6, etc... So the time at school is best given to his girlfriend. It would not be too awkward for me to talk to him. Naturally, and it might even cause strange misunderstandings

Ah ha~ Flirting is so good, this is youth~

OK! Let me enjoy my youth too!

Even though I'm already dead, hehe.

After school, some students who did not need to attend evening self-study went home directly, while other students who needed to attend evening self-study went to eat. Therefore, we were the only two cleaning the classroom for the time being.

"Hey, it's so troublesome. We still have to clean the classroom... Anyway, after the evening self-study is over, the 8th grade students will clean it again, right? Then what's the point of cleaning now!

".-Teacher Xiaozhen, she only punishes you when she is angry. After all, Li Nai, you are a habitual offender of being late.

"Because I have low blood pressure, I can't get up in the morning~"

"Do zombies also have low blood pressure?

"Of course! Please, Juncheng, please don't look at us zombies with colored glasses! If anything, the bodies of zombies are much better than humans. First of all, because the pupils are dilated, the eyes look like It’s getting bigger. Secondly, because there is no blood flowing, my skin looks very white. Although I am a bit presbyopic and my memory has declined, I don’t feel pain or fatigue.---The most amazing thing is!”

I jumped down from the table, put my feet on the stool, raised my fists and said.

“No matter how much you eat, you won’t get fat! Don’t you envy me so much?

Hey hey hey, this is also the reason why as a foodie I can't get fat no matter what I eat, because fat cannot accumulate at all, even though the fat that causes the chest cannot accumulate...

After hearing my introduction, Jun Cheng still looked at me blankly. It seems that the benefits of becoming a zombie and the charm of zombies have not yet been fully conveyed to him.

Snake toys

"Then why do you have low blood pressure? Your blood is not flowing at all...

‘Stop talking nonsense!’

Jun Cheng threw the blackboard eraser over, and I caught it easily, but the chalk dust flew away and made me cough several times.

"Wow! You are actually playing dirty!"

"Hey, I don't mean that. Just wipe the blackboard clean and stop making trouble.

I pouted my mouth and reluctantly started to wipe the blackboard. What did it matter if I played more...

"Since we feel bored, we can discuss the mission. Although Miss Qiuzi said that there is no need to rush with this mission and that we can investigate it slowly, but we still need to collect some information first." 2

"No need. Speaking of this mission, I think Ms. Akiko is just teasing us.

I wiped away the blackboard in my hand, sat on the podium, shook my calves and said.

Really, talking about investigating the 'disappearing body' incident is just making fun of us.

"Huh? Why? Is this mission dangerous?

To say dangerous, it is indeed quite dangerous. But more importantly because

"Because I did it.

I thought for a while and finally told the truth.

That’s right, the initiator of the so-called ‘disappearing corpse’ incident is me! (smug face)

"What did you say! It was you who did it?

Jun Cheng suddenly came to me and shouted, causing my sensitive ears to be attacked by sonic waves.

Really, what a big deal, is it necessary to be so surprised?

"Yeah, I'm in charge of driving away corpses. It's such a troublesome job... Really, just leave it all to Xia Wen... I'm not a zombie.

- Generally speaking, the work of exorcising corpses is done by guys who are also zombies.

Newly born zombies basically have no awakening consciousness and will only act according to instinct and follow food according to the sound. To put it simply, they are very stupid and have no intelligence at all. They will dig up and eat any creature, even if it is good.

Therefore, we can only let the awakened zombies drive them away before they can be transferred to the dungeon.

However, I am not considered the same kind by them, so they also attack me.

It seems that although they are both corpses, I am still not the same as a traditional zombie.

Ah, what did grandma say?

Zombies are completely dead, transcending the existence of life.

And zombies like me are between life and death - that is, they cannot die due to the loss of the virus.

I can't tell any difference. At most, the skin color is different, but there seems to be no difference in other aspects.

"No, no, no, wait, what did you say? Kill the corpse? Xia Wen? Are you referring to a zombie named Gou Xia Wen?

"Huh? Do you know him?"

I remember that little Gouzi had no contact with humans. He stayed in the coffin every day and could not come out. He was simply a 'zombie'. Maybe when he was still a human, the cause of his death was death at home...

"Oh, I remembered, Juncheng, you accidentally entered the scene of exorcism once."

"That turned out to be a corpse extermination scene... What the hell is this! By the way, you are actually making zombies?

"No, don't get me wrong, we didn't create zombies, we just guided these zombies to where they should go.

If they were just allowed to run around on the ground, there would be big trouble.

"Wait a minute, the place you said you should go to is...

"Don't you even know this? There is another city underground in this city. Most of the residents there are zombies, zombies, ghosts, skeletons, as well as various monsters and monsters.

Jun Cheng was completely dumbfounded after hearing this, and pointed at the floor.

"You mean, there is a city underground where abnormal people live?

"Well, that's right, you can call it a dungeon. Most of them are zombies and undead, so it's also called the 'city of living zombies'

.....I never knew there was such a place...

Hey, what an interesting reaction.

If you take him to the dungeon, will he show an even weirder expression?

"In that case: let me take you to see it!"

I’ve decided~ Let’s take Juncheng to visit the place where I live!

Chapter 23 I don’t want to go to that hellish place

"Why?

You suddenly said...you want to take me to see something?

Go to that ‘City of Living Corpses’?

Damn it, are you kidding me? Just by the name, you know it’s not a place that humans should set foot on.

"I said, is it okay to take me, a human, to that kind of place? I really won't be eaten?"

There are zombies and so on. The first impression is that they bite and eat, the second impression is that they attack humans, and the third impression is that they carry contagious diseases... none of them are good impressions.

"Alright, alright, as long as I'm here, you'll be fine~"

Li Nai confidently patted her chest and assured me.

It would be okay if nothing happens, as Li Nai said. Since there is no life-threatening danger, just treat it like a haunted house in an amusement park. I can't accept the near-miss process.

But when Li Nai said this, it felt like there was no credibility at all--

This guy's words are not reliable at all. It's better to ask for details, so as not to be cheated and have no place to complain.

"Does this mean that as long as you are here, those zombies and zombies will not attack me?'

"What a pity, my influence is not that big yet~ Maybe those guys on the periphery will bite me, haha~

"Okay, I decided to go home. See you tomorrow, Li Nai-san.

After I put the broom back in the locker, I picked up my schoolbag and walked to the door without saying anything.

"Wait, wait! Didn't I tell you to take you for a visit? Don't go home!"

Li Nai rushed over immediately and grabbed my wrist to prevent me from leaving.

"Who wants to go to a place like that where you might die! And even if I don't go home, I have to study in the evening. How can I have time to go to a place like the underworld with you?'

I waved my arm in disgust, trying to get her to let go, but she had no intention of letting go. She even hugged my arm and held me back with all her strength. But the amount is surprisingly large, it's enough... It completely overturned my impression of girls. How does this relate to the word "weak"! Rather than asking me to protect them, it's better to say that I Instead, he became the object of protection, which really made people feel complicated.

It's really not that I'm weak, it's that they are too strong...

"Just take off those things like evening self-study, and the place I live in is completely different from the underworld. It's not from the chaos camp, but from the order camp! And everyone is a good corpse and won't bite anyone casually!

Are you telling me that the place where a bunch of skeletons and zombies live belongs to the order camp?! What the hell is a good corpse? Can I consider a corpse that is not ugly to be a good corpse?

"I don't believe it! Just now you said you would bite even you, and now you say you won't bite anyone casually. What's going on? If I die, will you be responsible!"

"That will never happen. I promise you with my heart and brain that I will never die. Xiang Duo will just become a zombie."

At most, you are tall, that is the worst case scenario! Moreover, zombies have given up on the existence of their hearts and brains, so your guarantee has no value at all. And instead of turning into a brainless zombie, I might as well just die!

"Let me go! You brainless zombie!' The zombies are much smarter. Even if they are not smart, they are not brainless!"

While pretending to cry, Li Nai continued to stick close to me. His arms holding me were not enough, and he suddenly jumped on my back, strangled my neck with his hands, and wrapped his feet around my waist. Hugged me like a koala.

No matter how hard I tried to get rid of him, I couldn't get rid of him, so I said helplessly in the end.

"Ha...men and women are not intimate. Can you come down first? We have something to talk about...

"Wow! What's your reaction? - Generally speaking, when a boy is hugged by a girl, shouldn't he show a lewd smile and laugh at the same time? But Juncheng, you look disgusted. , I’m so shocked!”

You're talking about a crazy person...

"Your body is too cold, like an ice cube. Of course I will feel uncomfortable.'

If it was mid-summer, it might be nice to hold, but it's too early now.

It's only May, and it's already dusk, so naturally it's not hot, it's even a little cold.

"Ah, speaking of which, zombies don't have the ability to regulate their body temperature. But this is actually pretty good! You won't feel the heat even in the hottest summer!'

This sounds good, since I really can't stand summer. I have hot blood, and I can’t stand it even more when encountering hot weather.

"And you can eat when you want, sleep when you want, no need to study, no need to work, no need to queue up, no need to squeeze in the bus, and no need to pay a mortgage, you can live how you want, do whatever you want, do whatever you want, Juncheng, think about it, this is not Much freer than humans!"

...Suddenly I thought it might be good to be a homeless person. I must be sick....

"In short, there are many benefits to becoming a zombie! So... Juncheng, you can become a zombie too~ Come on, be obedient and let me take a bite~

Li Nai jumped down from my back, turned my shoulders, and turned me over like a coin.

Then he straightened his arms, opened his mouth wide, and tilted his head towards me.

If she wasn't drooling, I would have thought she was going to kiss me.

"Whoa! Don't come over here! It's dripping! Shut your mouth!"

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"

"At this moment, he suddenly assumed the appearance of an orthodox zombie!"

Because I was afraid of touching her saliva, I put one hand on her forehead, and the other hand used my forearm to hold her neck so that she couldn't get close to me.

However, the strength of a human being was still unable to compete with a zombie. Li Nai gradually gained the upper hand, and when he saw that he was about to touch me, I quickly raised my head and shouted nervously.

"Hey, you're not serious! Are you really going to bite me?!

"Of course I am serious. Otherwise, why would I ruin my image as a lady and chase a man like you with drool? I told you that it would be very convenient to become a zombie, and it would not be easy to die. I am Good for you~ As long as you become a zombie, you can go to the dungeon